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InuKagLover 1992


"Hello listeners! I'm your host kstewdeux. Our next request is from InuKagLover1992. Your song request for Inuyasha smokes weed and gets really high is up next."

Kagome was gone and what she didn't know would hurt her. A little trip to Totosai wouldn't be too suspicious. He could even make up some excuse so the others wouldn't suspect a damn thing. It had been at least fifty years since he'd ventured that way for a little, uh, relaxation technique. He'd just get enough to get him through the next week Kagome was gone so he wouldn't get overwhelmed. It wasn't like they'd be doing anything or going anywhere. He could just "sulk" in the tree and no one would bother him. Get his mind off things and maybe actually enjoy life.

The first time he'd ventured out that way he'd gone to try to seek shelter during his human night. A demon had been hunting him for weeks and he'd barely eaten in days. Myoga, useless as he was, somehow found him and told him where to go. Totosai did indeed offer protection and upon seeing the sight of the boy, immediately offered his pipe. He barely remembered what happened after the first long drag but when he finally came back to his senses he felt full and well rested. He'd gone back at least once a year ever since.

"I'm going to repair my weapon," Inuyasha announced calmly to the others who offered to join him. He politely, suspiciously so, declined citing Kagome's possible return as the reason before taking off.


Kagome gasped as a sudden surge of youkai woke her up from a dead sleep. It would be more alarming if it was unfamiliar but she knew instantly who it was. Sitting up, she rubbed one eye with her hand before throwing off the covers and looking around in the dark. Her window was open but there was no Inuyasha. The sound of clinking coming from downstairs told her where he'd gone to and she groaned as she slowly made her way to see what trouble he was getting into.

"InuYasha? What are you doing?" Kagome yawned as she entered the kitchen before stretching her arms above her head, "Do you even know what time it is?"

"Needed ramen. Put it in the microwave," he replied as he gave her a dopey smile and pointed at what he obviously believed to be the microwave. Kagome looked endlessly confused. It was only three days into her week long stay and while he wasn't here to take her back early, the fact that it was three in the morning and he'd somehow broken into her house just to get ramen was a little alarming. Especially considering there was a pallet of it in Kaede's hut. That wasn't the only thing that was mildly alarming about the situation either.

"The microwave," Kagome repeated slowly as she came to stand beside him and gave him a concerned glance, "Don't get me wrong. I mean I'm proud of you for know what a microwave does but, uh, I don't think you know what a microwave...is."

"I know," he replied a little defensively as he gestured at the damn thing, "I pressed the button and everything. Its just taking forever."

Kagome slowly opened the door and removed the small cup of instant ramen from the shelf before looking down at the half a dozen ice cubes on the floor. Yeah, he'd pressed a button alright. The small puddle of water also implied he pressed multiple buttons.

"So, uh, this is a refrigerator," Kagome explained cautiously, "And, um, I think I'll just boil some water and make you some myself."

Out of nowhere, a noise echoed in the quiet kitchen. A cross between a stifled snort and drunken giggles. A strange sound that had Kagome freezing after she set down the now useless ramen and picked up a towel to clean up his mess. Sapphire eyes widened in shock and she took a step back when InuYasha doubled over and the noise increased in volume.

"I'm so stupid," he cackled, "I was all why isn't this working. No lie. I checked on it ten times."

Kagome grimaced as she awkwardly made her way to pick up the ice cubes and wipe up the small puddle. His frightening laughter subsided slowly into a sigh before he began sniffing madly.

"Where do you keep the fucking potatoes?" he groaned as he stumbled, actually stumbled, towards the pantry before holding himself up in a clear attempt to act like nothing out of the ordinary was happening.

"We don't have any potatoes," Kagome mumbled worriedly, "Are you...are you okay? Did you get attacked or something?"

"I need the tiny potatoes," InuYashya huffed in frustration as he slowly turned to face her, "You know where they are."

Kagome blinked rapidly at him as her concern rocketed into full blown panic before startling when he suddenly spun and grinned at the pantry.

"Come here you bastards," he snickered before sniffing madly and obviously following something's scent until he came to stand in front of the small cupboard. And then just kinda stood there.

"There's a door," he giggled stupidly like it was the funniest thing he'd ever said and Kagome gaped at him. What the hell was happening? Since when did InuYasha giggle or act so...so dumb? When he glanced over his shoulder at her with red tinged eyes, something clicked.

"Wait, are you high?" Kagome snorted when Inuyasha suddenly looked like a child with his hand caught in the candy jar.

"Mayyybe," he replied after a moment as he gave her a playful yet challenging glare before huffing and sniffing once more, "Where are the fucking potatoes?"

"Sit down before you hurt yourself," Kagome laughed softly at his obvious desire for munchies, "Wait a minute and I'll get you some potato chips."

InuYasha glared.

"I'm not weak like you dumb humans," he protested as he turned his attention back to the cupboard, "The chips are in there. I can get the chips."

"Yeah, you can get the chips," Kagome snorted as she tried and failed to hide her amusement, "So are you, uh, going to open the door?"

"Oh right," he giggled softly as he did just that and quickly found what he wanted. The poor bag of potato chips never stood a chance and soon he was hovering over Kagome's shoulder anxiously awaiting his next snack.

"So, um, what did you, uh, take?" Kagome asked before blushing when he suddenly rested his chin on her shoulder and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Went to visit Totosai," he hummed happily as he buried his nose into her neck and tightened his hold, "Fuck you smell amazing."

"What does Totosai have to..." Kagome managed time breathe before her eyes widened in realization. The old demon wasn't senile. He was just a stoner. There was weed in that pipe he was always puffing on. The world made sense again. Well sorta. It surprised her that Inuyasha had, uh, partaken.

"Like rice. Rice and clouds," he elaborated before inhaling deeply. Kagome blushed.

"Well that's good," Kagome replied awkwardly before clearing her throat and focusing on the slowly boiling water, "That I smell, uh, nice."

Inuyasha hummed again and began to sway taking her along with him.

"So you went to see Totosai?" Kagome continued as her cheeks flamed crimson.

"Yeah," he replied quietly as he pressed a soft kiss against her neck. Her eyes nearly bugged out of her head and every muscle in her body tensed. The whistling of the kettle was the most welcome thing she'd ever heard.

"I need to make your ramen," Kagome coughed lightly and Inuyasha giggled softly as he tightened his hold.

"Go make it then," he challenged playfully before he gently nibbled on her ear lobe. Kagome shuddered and groaned.

"Inuyasha, stop. You're...you're not yourself," she breathed as she writhed slightly under the attention.

"I am myself," he hummed although he did stop and buried his nose into her neck once more, "I love rice."

He paused before giggling, "Almost as much as I love you."

Kagome froze before rolling her eyes and reaching for the thankfully nearby instant ramen. He was just high as hell. If the bastard was here, he probably would've told Naraku he loved him too.

Awkwardly pouring the water into the cup, which was a struggle when a snickering half-demon refused to let her go, she waited the necessary seconds before damn near thrusting the cup under his nose. He released her instantly as he took the ramen in both hands and stared at it like he'd seen god.

"You are the best thing that has ever happened to me," he cooed at the tiny cup before his mouth fell open in mild confusion. Kagome rolled her eyes before presenting him with chopsticks. He grinned at those too.

Quickly devouring the cup like eating was going out of style, his bites slowed and dilated yet confused amber eyes suddenly honed in on her face.

"You're pretty. I'll give you that," he muttered before taking another bite and narrowing his eyes in silent accusation, "But I'm spoken for."

Kagome couldn't help the way that broke her heart. Tears began selling in the corners of her eyes, and she began to head back up towards her bedroom. Of course, he was spoken for. Kikyo was Kikyo was Kikyo and she would just never...

"See my bitch makes the ramen," he continued as though nothing happened and he took another bite before tossing the now empty cup onto the floor, "All you did was give me chopsticks. So you can smell aroused all you want little girl. I'm taken. My bitch'll probably be back soon and I'd like to keep my balls intact. Thanks but no thanks."

Kagome blinked once before slowly turning around. If he was this far gone that he didn't realize who he was speaking to...

What the hell type of weed had he smoked?

"Tell me about her," she asked quietly as she slowly sat down at the kitchen table.

"I need more potatoes," he muttered distractedly as he began heading back towards the pantry and Kagome sighed.

Whatever Totosai had given him packed a punch, didn't it? Aside from the muchies, he was acting a little too out of it for the drug of choice to just be weed. It had to be laced with something. Or maybe it was just demon grade? How long would this last? The journey from Totosai's home took at least a day. Had he just been wandering around all that time or was his craving for ramen that bad? It was a miracle he hadn't died.

Inuyasha came back moments later with literally all the chips and began tearing into the first bag before he seemed to realize she was still there.

"There you are. I wondered where you went. Can't just leave me like that," he cooed happily before he began forcing handfuls of chips down his throat. Those red tinted amber eyes staring at her with nothing short of pure adoration. Like she was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen in his entire life. He blinked a few times before looking around.

"Where the hell did that other bitch go?" InuYasha asked in a confused tone as he glanced around the kitchen.

"It's just you and me, InuYasha," Kagome snorted softly, "There was no other chick."

"You don't know. That's what you get for leaving," he huffed as he sent her a smug dopey grin, "Things happen."

"We're in my house," Kagome pointed out as she rested her chin on her hand, "In my kitchen. I did not leave and no one else is here."

"Says you," he snickered as he continued munching and looking around. Kagome rolled her eyes. Even high, he was stubborn.

Kagome coughed lightly before plucking up her courage. She might as well have some self-serving fun while he was obviously three sheets to the wind.

"Inuyasha," she sing songed and his dopey grin was back, "I love you."

"I know," he giggled once before opening yet another bag, "Stupid woman saying things."

"Do you love me?" she sing songed again trying to fight down the anxiety that followed his blunt admission and he grinned as the look of love shining in his slightly altered eyes grew exponentially. Before his face fell and he glared down at the chips in his hand.

"Fuck I knew this wasn't ramen," he scoffed in disgust before continuing to eat the poor defenseless food items.

Kagome rolled her eyes but felt satisfied with his answer. Whether it the weed talking or him, the look said it all. And that was enough to heal some of her broken heart. At least for a little while.

The next morning Kagome awoke to the sensation of being awkwardly spooned. A clawed hand by her face telling her immediately who it was behind her. She lay there completely mortified and worried sick. For the life of her, she didn't remember even going to bed. When he woke up he was going to be so embarrassed if he remembered anything. Probably pick a fight over their compromising position. He'd...

The clawed hand hesitantly began to move before it came to rest on her stomach.

"Kagome?" Inuyasha whispered as he pressed his forehead against his shoulder and sighed. The miko in question couldn't fight the building tension in her muscles as she waited for him to continue.

"We should sleep like this more often," he hummed contentedly as he adjusted himself so his hips were flush against her backside, "This is nice."

Relaxing slightly, Kagome waited to see if he'd continue but he didn't. His finger tips gently stroking her stomach as he nuzzled her shoulder.

"Are you still..." Kagome trailed off and he chuckled lazily.

"Nah," he sighed happily as his foot began to play with hers, "But I should go visit Totosai more often. I don't know what I did but if it got me where I've wanted to be for the past year, it couldn't've been that bad."

"For the past year," Kagome repeated hotly and he tensed in anticipation of a 'sit'.

"Y-Yeah," he stammered as he released her and began subtly crawling out of the bed, "I did tell you, right? You know about...about, uh, feelings? W-why else would you let me hold you? I just...I assumed..."

"Where are you going?" Kagome huffed as she rolled over and glared. He looked hopelessly lost and afraid. The miko's face softened and she rolled her eyes.

"Come back here," she ordered with an exasperated huff, "You're lucky you did this on a weekend. I barely slept. Had to babysit you so you didn't hurt yourself."

Relaxing instantly, he grinned and complied.