2nd January 2023

Extensive investigation has revealed the Pygmy Puff Pranksters (as they are now angrily referred to as) were James and Fred. I'm currently too ashamed to tell the rest of the department that the most hellish day of our careers was caused by two eighteen year old boys (who should definitely know better). The department is furious that the culprits are still unknown and there is talk of tying the prankster down and, 'burning off his man parts'. But to be fair, Freya is seven months pregnant and is more feisty than usual- she's on par with how terrifying Ginny was with Albus.

I've informed James that he is grounded, unfortunately he's at Hogwarts so it's more of an empty threat. Still it's more than Ginny has done, she laughed for three hours straight when I told her.


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