26th January

IF ONE MORE PERSON ASKS ME ABOUT THAT SODDING PAPER I WILL COMBUST. I promise!

Absolutely Riddiculous! Can't get a single thing done now everyone is falling over themselves about that paper. And who writes it? I've got 'detectives' up and down the country trying to analyse the paper… I've heard that I wrote it! Like I have time! I wish I'd thought of it though, the expression on the Prophet's editors face still takes me to my happy place!

Maybe it was Ron?