Komi's schizophrenic friend

-Communication 6: Mobile Phone & Election-

Komi residence

Shouko woke up as the sun just rose. She rubbed her eyes and prepared herself for yet another school day. After breakfast, her father gave her a small package. Shouko opened it and happily sprouted cat ears. Afterwards she left her home and made her way to Itan Private High School.

On the way to school, Komi-san was looked at by a lot of people. Of course those people looked at Komi-san because she was beautiful, but from her point of view those people might conspire against her. She then arrived at school, with the first one she met being Tsumeno Taikoro.

"Greetings, Shouko." Tsumeno simply said as Komi-san approached him. Shouko then pulled something out of her bag and showed it to Taikoro-kun.

"Oh, so you have a mobile phone now, Komi-san!", Najimi, who suddenly appeared, exclaimed, "Eh, but why a flip phone model? These ones can't do a lot!"

"Relax Najimi.", Tsumeno said, "Besides, I think a mobile phone only should be used for calls, messages and e-mails."

"Stop with being a great-grandpa already..." Najimi thought to him-/herself.

"Oh, but why didn't you have a mobile phone already?" Najimi asked after (s)he ended their thought.

Because I didn't need one.

"That's quite depressing, Shouko." Tsumeno said.

"B-But thanks to you, Taikoro-kun, I now have a lot of friends." Shouko replied to Tsumeno.

"You don't need to thank me..." Tsumeno muttered with a faint blush on his cheeks. After that, the three made their way to their classroom.

Class 1-1 classroom

Ah, I forgot something

"Hm, what?" Tsumeno asked after he sat down into his chair.

I need my friends' phone numbers

"Oh, right.", Tsumeno replied, "Here's mine. Can I help?"

Actually, since I've relied on you a lot lately, Tsumeno, I'll do it myself.

"D-D-D-D-Did she just call me by my first name?", Tsumeno thought while blushing faintly, "I-I know it was on paper, but still... Hold up, didn't she say my name during the sleepover?!"

Komi-san then stood up and went over to Najimi.

"Hey Komi-san, what do you want?" Najimi instantly asked. Shouko then pointed at her phone, the date shown on her phone and a piece of paper.

"Ah, you want my phone number!", Najimi realized, "Just give me your phone so that I can type it in!"

After that, Shouko gave her phone to Najimi so that he/she could enter their phone number. They gave it back to Komi-san afterwards.

"Hey Komi-san, woof!", Himiko Agari said as she appeared, "What's the matter?"

Shouko then showed her phone to Himiko.

"Ah, do you want to take a picture of me for your phone background?" Agari-san asked in excitement, after which Komi-san gave up. She then returned to her place and sat down.

"Sorry Shouko.", Tsumeno said, "It's a bit bad that you couldn't get Himiko's phone number."

"Oh, so wanted my phone number, Komi-san!", Agari-san exclaimed, "Of course you would, it makes contacting your dog much easier!"

Himiko then typed in her phone number of Shouko's mobile phone. Shortly after, everyone still standing sat down as the teacher came in.

"So, today we will vote our class representatives.", the teacher explained, "First up is the top dog, the Class President. Any volunteers?"

Everyone looked away.

"You guys have zero motivation.", the teacher said, "Who do you suggest?"

Almost everyone looked at Komi-san.

"Sensei, I think Komi-san is a fitting figure to be the Class President!", Ren Yamai said, "I mean, she's always calm, elegant, charismatic, pretty, has the beautiful charms of a mature woman but has a lot of stuff with cute black cat moments, there's a little bit of violet on her eyes, she always wears a neatly ironed uniform every day, the length of the nail of her index finger is the golden ratio, she's 168 centimetres tall, with her legs 84 centimetres in length, her walking stride length is 50 centimetres, and they say people with blood type A are punctual persons, right? Someone like Komi-san can do a good job as the Class President, don't you think?"

"Agreed!" almost everyone said.

"Is there anyone else you want to point your fingers at?" the teacher asked, with nothing happening.

"What do you think, Shouko?" Tsumeno asked his friend. After a brief moment, Komi-san started to tremble very hard as being Class President was impossible for her.

"Trembling with excitement, huh?" her teacher asked.

"Hold up.", Najimi said, "I'm against making Komi-san the Class President."

"Eh?" Tsumeno thought in disbelief.

"Think of this the other way around, people.", Najimi said, "DO YOU THINK THE TITLE OF 'CLASS PRESIDENT' IS FITTING ENOUGH FOR THE GREAT KOMI-SAN?"

"She's right!" another classmate said.

"I demand that Komi-san is given a higher title!" Najimi exclaimed, after which most of the class started voting. The top choice was 'Goddess' with 13 votes.

"Okay, so Komi's position in this class is Goddess.", the teacher said, "Any idea for who is going to be the Class President now?"

"Taikoro-kun." a classmate said.

"It's gonna be Taiko-kun now." another classmate replied.

"Hold up.", Najimi said, "I suggest that we rename the title 'Class President' as it wouldn't fit for Taiko-kun's personality."

"EXCUSE ME?!" Tsumeno screamed in his head. But it was too late, and the election began. Top choice was 'High Emperor' with a total of 20 votes.

"Okay, so Taikoro-kun is now our High Emperor." the teacher confirmed. The election then continued with Najimi being chosen as Vice-President, which was renamed to 'Minister of Inner Affairs'.

-Communication 6: End-