I still really like this one. I love odd broships so much - especially this one.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Title: Cobro
Pairing: Cobra & Wendy broship
Requester: anonymous
Prompt: "Don't tell me what to do."
Cobra rolled his eye at the indignant, tiny teenager attempting to stare him down. "I'm telling you, the kid is bad news. Stay away from him."
"You don't know that!"
An amused smile crossed Cobra's face. It was adorable how Wendy sometimes forgot he could hear souls. "Little Dragon. Trust me. I know."
Realizing her error, she deflated. "Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"Aw… I really liked him, too!"
Cobra patted her head, and ruffled her blue hair - tousling it beyond repair. "I know."
Wendy pouted, upset at both Cobra's words and how unkempt her hair now was. "Just how bad?"
"Pretty bad." In fact, the only thing keeping Cobra from ripping the horny little bastard apart was the fact that he was 'rehabilitated' now. Sticking to the rules was a bitch, honestly.
After a moment of silence, Wendy asked, "…Can I blast him with a roar?"
"…I won't tell Lucy if you won't."
"Deal."
