So 6x11 was interesting. I've decided that ultimately Haleb will get back together. They are the most popular ship and fundamentally a lot of people watch for them. It makes sense for Marlene to use them as a prominent sub plot because it hooks people in. Right? RIGHT? Positive thoughts all around.
SPOILER Not really a spoiler now.. if Spaleb actually happens I completely agree reviewers ~ this changes the entire Spanna relationship. For me it changes the whole Spencer character. And yes it takes two to tango but I think Caleb's evidently vulnerable about the whole break up and you should NEVER EVER date a best friend's ex.
SPOILER kind of... I just listened to that EW interview about sex scenes. I'm 100% sure Ashley says "And I had my bra off for the first time this time." Aka she has a sex scene 'this time'. I have trust this is Haleb. SPOILER
Thanks for all the amazing reviews.
Guest ~ I wish all I could do was write this all day too seriously! Savannah ~ you requested a little alone time - hopefully this is what you were after :).
Enjoy below. Props to anybody who can guess the name of numero 3.
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"That's really good," Hanna whispered contently as she lay on her side in their king-sized bed.
"You like that?" Caleb asked, his hands running down her exposed lower back.
"Uh huh," She agreed quietly, her thumb gently stroking her bump as Caleb's hands continued to do wonderful things to her skin and muscles. She'd come back from dropping Logan and Mila off at her Mom's to find the curtains pulled shut and her favourite scented candles lit in their pitch-black bedroom. Caleb had appeared and then told her to change into a pair of sweats and loose t-shirt before he began to give her the most relaxing massage. She almost felt like she was about to fall asleep… and then, the phone rang.
"Don't answer it," He told her, watching as she reached for her phone on the bedside table to see who was calling her. He'd specifically taken the day off work to spend time with her and help her relax before their appointment with Dr. Monroe later that day and here she was, probably about to deal with Aria on one of her pregnancy rants.
"I have to," She moaned, lazily dragging her other hand up to answer the call. "Hey," She greeted whoever it was on the other end of the call.
Caleb stopped his hands and settled behind her, pulling her back a little so that she was tight against his chest as he pressed a gentle kiss against her forehead. "No Spencer, you don't need to take birthing classes again." He rolled his eyes as he heard Spencer worry about her second pregnancy for what felt like the twentieth time that week. He encouraged her to lift her head so that he could slide his arm under, his other hand running to her bump and beginning to rub gently. This was supposed to be their time, just relaxing with nothing to worry about. No one else but them, spending time together in a way that was so far, beginning to alleviate some of the horrible anxiety that Hanna had been experiencing.
"Can we hang out later?" Spencer whined down the phone as Hanna put her on speaker, too relaxed and lazy to hold the phone to her ear anymore. "I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. Nori would love a play date with Mila." If that didn't entice her in, then Spencer didn't know what would.
"Maybe," Hanna responded, non-committal. She had no intention of leaving Caleb's side today – not when she got him all to herself.
"Are you okay?" Spencer asked, "You sound like you're about to pass out." His hand on her bump was seriously lulling her to the edge of sleep and the last thing she wanted to be doing was making conversation.
"Nap time with Grammy means nap time for Mommy," She said, turning her head slightly to give Caleb a gentle kiss. "I gotta go Spence," She mumbled before blindly hanging up and sighing contently against Caleb's chest. "Can you massage me every day?"
He smiled at her and just held her, gently stroking her side as she felt her eyes drooping shut. "I'll wake you up when we have to go," He whispered, pressing a kiss against her forehead as she finally nodded off.
He lay with her for a while; just enjoying the silence as she slept before deciding he really should do something around the house. He fixed the kitchen cabinet door that had come loose, attempted to tidy up the bombsite that was the playroom and even put on a load of laundry before collapsing on the couch. Their appointment was in an hour and Hanna would probably want to be woken up soon.
He was just about to head back upstairs when Hanna appeared, dressed in a black maxi skirt and billowy top that she was convinced hid her bump. He thought she was deluding herself. How they'd managed to make it to 18 weeks without anyone knowing was beyond him. "Feel better?" He asked her as she walked tiredly over to the sofa and curled herself up against him.
"Mmm," She nodded, smiling up at him. "I like having you home."
"Because you like my company or because it means you can sleep?" He added, looking at her knowingly.
She tilted her head up to kiss him gently, "Because I love your company."
He lay back and shook his head, but pulled her on top of him nonetheless, "You're such a suck up."
"Is it working?" She asked him, stroking his chest with her hand. "Will you let me sleep this afternoon?"
"Yes," He fought a grin, kissing her tenderly, "But only because you're growing my baby in there."
She sat up and pulled her top up, letting him stroke her bump. "I feel like she hasn't grown for a few weeks."
"She?" Caleb looked at her questioningly. "Was I unconscious at this appointment?"
Hanna ignored him and held her belly on one side as she felt the faintest flutter, "Seriously, do you think I'm small?" She asked, "Like too small?"
Caleb rolled his eyes, at first she was too big… now she was too small, "I think our baby is healthy and you've been able to hide them 'til now, so don't complain."
"Not complaining," Hanna defended, "Just want my girl to be the right size."
"Our girl," Caleb correct, "And you know that no pregnancy's ever perfect."
"Do you want to find out?" She asked, ignoring the last part of his sentence before taking his hand and holding it against her skin in the hopes that he'd feel the baby move.
"I dunno," He replied quietly, his thumb moving in soothing circles.
Hanna smiled, looking down at her belly as she felt all movement stop, "Being shy for Daddy," She whispered, holding his hand there before giving up and pulling her top back down.
"We gotta go soon," He said, stroking her hair back from her face.
"I know," She agreed, pouting at him as she leant down on his chest. She really didn't want to leave the comfort of her own home.
"Hey, we get to see our baby again," He tried to convince her. "I'm pretty sure we can find out what we're having."
She shook her head, shaking her bad thoughts away before pushing herself off of him and moving toward the kitchen, "I know," She repeated, pouring herself a glass of water, "I can't wait," She added as he appeared beside her and rubbed her back comfortingly.
He watched her mooch around for the next 15 minutes, begrudgingly pulling on her shoes and coat before he drove them to Rosewood Community Hospital. Hanna was clearly nervous and fidgeting as soon as they got into the waiting room, not stopping until they were called through to Dr. Monroe's office and she hopped up onto the bed.
"So," Lena grinned at Hanna, encouraging her to lie back. "I know I only saw you three weeks ago, but how are we?" She asked, indicating for Hanna to lift her top up and pull down the elasticated waist of her skirt.
"We're good," She said, reaching for Caleb's hand as Lena began to feel her tummy with her hands.
"Good," Lena replied, going quiet as she processed what her hands were feeling. "Uterus feels fine. How's the anxiety?"
Hanna sighed, watching as the doctor squirted some gel onto her stomach, before reaching for the ultrasound probe, "It's better," She started, "I still feel worried if I know he's in meetings all day or something and I won't be able to talk to him," She muttered, looking down as Caleb stroked her hair back from her face.
"We're trying to just have a lot of quiet time at night," He added.
"Which means?" Lena asked, genuinely intrigued.
"No phones, no laptops," Hanna said, "Just laying there," She smiled as their baby came onto the screen.
"Well whatever you're doing, it's working," She reassured them, "Here's baby," She indicated, circling the body on the monitor.
"This never gets old," Caleb grinned, leaning forward to get a better view. He felt Hanna pull her hand away, only to place it on the nape of his neck and stroke her thumb as she became entranced by the picture.
"You see the spine?" Dr. Monroe indicated, drawing her finger down, "And here are the legs."
"She's moving," Hanna smiled as all of them watched the tiny legs on the screen move around.
"Look," Lena said, moving the probe around to get a different angle, "I think we have a thumb sucker."
Hanna gasped, her fingers stilling over Caleb's skin as they stared at the screen, "We've never seen that before."
"Nope," Caleb agreed, unable to wipe the smile off his face.
"Let me see…" Lena murmured, pushing the wand around Hanna's belly, "Baby Rivers is an exhibitionist," She smiled, "Do you guys want to know what you're having?"
Hanna tore her eyes away and turned to look at Caleb, "It's up to you," He said, stroking her leg.
"I don't know," Hanna dithered, her fingers coming to her mouth to bite on her nails.
"Will it make things easier?" Caleb asked her, "I want you as de-stressed as possible."
"I guess," She murmured, "And it'll make it easier to tell Lo and Mimi and get them ready."
"So is that a yes?" Hanna looked at Caleb one final time before grinning hugely and nodding at Lena. "Okay, one final question." She added, "What do Mommy and Daddy think it is?"
"A girl," Hanna said.
Caleb weighed it up, "I'm gonna go with girl too."
Dr. Monroe tapped the keys and then circled an area on the screen "You see this here?" She asked, "The three white lines on top of each other?" Hanna and Caleb both nodded, "That's the little girl parts."
"It is a girl?!" Hanna asked, feeling emotional.
Lena smiled and nodded, "Yep," She said, "You're getting another girl."
"I love you," Caleb whispered, leaning down to press a gentle kiss against Hanna's lips.
"Love you," She ghosted back before turning her head back to the screen to take one final look at their baby girl before Lena shut the monitor off.
"Happy?" Dr. Monroe asked, handing Hanna some paper towels to wipe the gel off her stomach.
"We just want her to be healthy," Hanna answered, "But yeah," She grinned up at Caleb, "We're happy."
Lena smiled at the pair of them, watching as Hanna pulled her top back down and sat up, "Now, I know you haven't told anyone yet apart from your Mom and you're keeping this a big secret, but my advice is that you start to tell people."
Hanna kept quiet and looked down, avoiding eye contact as she felt Caleb's hands running across her shoulders, "Why?" He asked, trying to get Hanna to a place where she understood that they couldn't lie anymore.
"Primarily for your safety," Lena smiled sympathetically, "I know it's been nice keeping this to yourself but if something were to happen, it would make things so much easier if your friends and family knew. You are almost five months."
Hanna nodded and wiped at her eyes as she felt the tears start to build up, "I know," She mumbled.
"Why are you crying?" Caleb asked, pulling her against his chest. "Think about how good your Mom's been since we told her," He soothed, "She's been nothing but happy and supportive and she takes Lo or Mimi whenever you need a break."
"I know," She repeated, "I just don't want all the fuss," She mumbled, "I don't want people to take this away from us."
"Hanna, they're not going to," Dr. Monroe said. She was gentle but firm and Hanna knew she was right. "Telling people is going to make things so much easier and safer for you."
Hanna nodded, "Okay," She agreed, "I can tell them tonight."
Caleb smiled at her, "You know it can wait until tomorrow, right?"
She smiled tightly up at him, "I just want to get it over with."
Unsurprisingly, when Hanna had suggested dinner to the girls, they'd jumped at the chance. They all felt like they'd hardly seen her for the past 6 weeks and to be honest, it was because they hadn't. With her anxiety levels and growing bump, she'd tried to keep herself to herself and it had worked. "Babe," Caleb broke her thoughts as she stood at the stove and stared off into space, "Are you sure you don't want me here?"
She nodded at him and nervously held her neck, "Yeah," She agreed, "I want to tell them on my own."
"You ready to tell the terrors?" He asked, nodding his head over towards Logan and Mila who were happily playing near the TV. Despite the fact that Hanna had made sure the house had a designated playroom, they always wanted to come into the living area. Not that she minded, but when she sat down at the end of the day to watch some trashy Real Housewives series, she didn't want to be pulling a plastic dinosaur out from under her butt.
"Yep," She agreed, grabbing their latest sonogram from the side before following Caleb over to the sofas.
"Logan," Caleb called, ushering him over and pulling him onto his lap as Hanna scooped up Mila and settled with her next to him. "Mommy and Daddy have something important and exciting we want to tell you," He started, stroking Logan's hair reassuringly.
The little boy gasped, "We gettin' a doggy!"
Hanna kissed Mila's hair reassuringly, reaching out to rub Logan's cheek, "No, we're not getting a doggy," Hanna shook her head at him.
"Why?" He asked innocently. He'd kind of dropped the subject since Christmas but whenever he saw Bailey, the question was always there again.
"Because," Hanna started, thinking about the best way to tell them. "Mommy and Daddy are having another baby, so you're getting a new sister instead," She explained gently.
Logan paused and Hanna and Caleb watched as he processed the information, before his mouth dropped open and he gasped, "Yay!" He threw his hands in the air, scrambling off Caleb's lap to start jumping around excitedly.
Hanna grinned, tickling Mila's belly, "Are you happy too baby?" She asked her, "You're getting a baby sissy!"
"Uh oh," She said, but pushed herself down to jump up and down with Logan.
Caleb laughed, pulling Hanna close, "She has no idea," He mumbled, pressing his lips against her forehead.
"Mommy," Logan stopped, "Where is the baby?"
Hanna stroked her belly, "She's living in my tummy until she's ready to come out and meet you." Logan furrowed his brow, leaning on Hanna's legs and pushing her top up. "She's moving Logi, you wanna feel her?"
He nodded as Mila headed back off to play, "My sissy," He squealed as Hanna lifted him up onto her lap.
"Okay," She agreed, "Give Mommy your hand," She said as he curled himself around her and rested his head against her chest, "Here," She added, placing his hand right where she felt their new baby girl fluttering away inside of her. "Can you feel her?" She asked.
Logan gasped again and nodded, "She's movin'!"
"She is," Hanna agreed, "She's saying hi to you."
"Hi sissy," Logan yelled against Hanna's stomach, "Are you ready to come out?" He said as loud as he could.
Hanna and Caleb laughed, "You don't need to yell bubba, she can hear you with your normal voice," Caleb said, running his fingers through Logan's hair. "Are you excited?"
"Yes!" He squealed, "I want her to come now!" He said, hugging Hanna's bump.
"She'll be here soon," Hanna reassured him, rubbing his back before he lost interest and decided he'd rather go play with his toys again.
"How you feeling?" Caleb interrupted her thoughts as she watched her two babies playing together, his hand on her belly and his nose buried in her hair.
"Mm, happy," She said, turning her face to kiss him gently on the lips. "We lucked out with babies with the biggest hearts," She whispered, her eyes fluttering shut as her nose nudged against his.
"We didn't luck out," He argued, his thumb stroking her exposed skin, "You showed them how to love with the biggest heart."
Hanna decided she wanted to tell the girls on her own. Not that she had a problem with Caleb being there, but they were her best friends. They were going to be so pissed off with her that she'd kept this huge secret from them and it needed to be a girls-only zone. On top of that, Logan hadn't stopped talking about his new baby sissy and how they were going to play all the time and eat ice cream whenever they could and how she was so much better than a new doggy. There was no way it'd be kept a secret as soon as his Aunty Emmy walked through the door.
"Okay Lo," Caleb called, "Come put your coat on."
"I here Daddy," Logan appeared in the doorway of their downstairs closet.
"Where are your shoes bubba?" He asked, "Mommy just gave them to you."
"I forgot," He giggled, guiding his arms through the coat sleeves that Caleb held out for him.
"Okay," Caleb laughed and shook his head, "Well go find them and un-forget, we gotta get to dinner."
He pulled his own coat on and then headed back towards the kitchen, praying that Logan had located his shoes. He heard the front doorbell ring and turned back to go and answer it when Mila started bawling in the living room. "I got the door!" Hanna yelled, coming down the stairs in a very baggy jumper.
"I got the crying baby," Caleb muttered, moving towards Mila who was crying in her playpen. "Oh baby, what's wrong bug?" He asked, pulling her into his arms.
"Dada," She wailed, burying her face against his neck.
"Shh," He soothed, "You're fine. Lo, you got those shoes on?"
"Yep," The little boy chirped as Hanna appeared with no friend behind her.
"Good job," Caleb replied, "We've gotta go, Mommy's cooking dinner for her friends."
"Come give me a kiss," Hanna squatted down, holding her arms out for Logan before giving him a big fat kiss on his lips. "Have fun," She added, standing to kiss Caleb tenderly. "Not too much sugar."
"Would I ever?" He asked as she gave Mila a kiss too.
"Yes," She said defiantly, before following them down the hallway, shoving Mila's coat at Caleb and shutting the door behind them. God, she pretty much just threw her family out just so that Logan didn't spill the beans before she did.
"Aww, did I miss them?" Aria whined as she emerged from the downstairs bathroom.
Hanna sighed and smiled at her, wrapping an arm around her shoulder as she led her back towards the kitchen. "Babes were super hungry," She said, checking on the chicken arrabiata that was simmering on the stove.
"I am super hungry," Aria remarked, struggling to push herself up onto the bar stool.
"Hello!" Spencer called as she let herself in.
We're in the kitchen," Hanna yelled back, pouring Aria a glass of water.
"My ankles hurt," She whined as she appeared, "I'm 5 months pregnant and my ankles hurt."
Hanna smiled tightly at her, "You have small ankles, they struggle with the extra weight."
Spencer sighed, "I'd hug you, but I'm too hot."
"Oh, yeah," Aria agreed, "I didn't even feel the need to explain that."
"Hey!" Emily shouted as Hanna heard the front door slam.
"Does everybody just let themselves in?" Hanna asked as the brunette appeared.
"I didn't," Aria defended, "Hey, where's Ali?"
"She's seeing Jason – he's in town tonight," Emily answered, handing Hanna a bottle of white wine. "I know no one else can drink, but we can get through a bottle," She grinned at Hanna.
"Thanks. Let me chill it," Hanna replied, heading towards the fridge and finding space on one of the shelves.
"Tell me food is ready," Aria moaned, deciding she'd just move to the table and sit down in the hope that food would be placed in front of her. Hanna dished everything out and brought plates over, relighting one of the candles in the middle that had gone out and making sure everyone had a drink of choice before sitting down herself.
"Oh my god Han," Spencer began, "This is so good," She said, grabbing a piece of bread to dip into the sauce.
"I feel like we haven't all been together in ages," Emily said, taking a sip of her white wine.
"Somebody," Aria said pointedly, "Has been a recluse," She looked at Hanna, "You haven't even come to yoga with us."
"Yeah," Hanna said quietly, holding her head in her hand as she prepared herself for letting the cat out of the bag. Here goes… "I'm pregnant." She spat out, watching as everyone stopped eating and stared at her. "Four and a half months," The word vomit continued, "And it's a girl."
"Wow." Spencer said, "This is crazy."
"I need more wine," Emily said, chugging back her glass.
"Thank God I can take this stupid jumper off," Hanna muttered, pulling the knitwear over her head and flinging it over to the sofa to leave her in a tight black tank top that clung to her bump. There was no denying it now.
"This is amazing Han!" Aria exclaimed, standing up to give Hanna a hug. "Look at you," She said, "How didn't we notice it?"
Hanna laughed; she felt like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders – why didn't she tell them earlier? "I have literally been a recluse since Caleb's birthday," She said as Spencer and Emily came over to give her a hug as well.
"How long have you known?" Emily asked, stroking her bump, "And it's a girl?"
"I found out when we were in Colorado but I was already 2 months gone," She explained, reaching for her water, "And we found out today it's a girl."
"I can't believe we didn't know," Spencer shook her head in disbelief, "Why didn't you tell us?"
Hanna sighed, debating what to tell them as she twisted a piece of hair around her finger. "I've been having quite bad anxiety," She explained quietly, "It just felt easier to manage if no one knew."
Aria reached her hand out and curled it over the top of Hanna's, "Well now we know, we can help however," She smiled reassuringly.
"Thanks," Hanna finally smiled.
"I guess if we're really doing this," Spencer began, "We're having a girl too."
Everyone turned to look at Aria, "I'm not supposed to tell you," She bit her lip.
"Aria, do not do this to me," Emily begged her, topping up her wine.
"Okay fine," She sighed, "We're having a girl."
Spencer literally began to squeal before she gasped, "We need to make sure we don't want the same name."
Hanna scoffed, "You're both into some crappy literary figures for names, trust me, we don't need to worry."
"You've picked out a name already?" Aria asked – her and Ezra had been arguing for the past month over what direction to go in.
"I have one that I love, but I haven't told Caleb yet."
"Can you tell us?" Spencer asked.
"No way," Hanna argued, "Not until hubby's agreed."
"Well, can you tell us the first letter?" Emily tried, grinning at her as she leant back against her chair.
"E."
"Don't tell me you're calling her Emily junior," Spencer moaned, "That is so not fair."
Hanna began to laugh, holding her bump as she felt the baby kick, "It's not Emily."
"And why the hell not?"
Across town, Caleb was sat in the Apple Rose Grille with Logan and Mila. He'd debated over whether to see if Toby or Ezra were free, but he'd decided he'd actually prefer to just have a dinner date with his two kids. And so he found himself sat opposite Logan as he helped him colour in the top of a picture, following the little boy's instructions as he handed him different coloured crayons. Mila was relatively entertained in her high chair; she had a touchy-feely book that she loved to look through and she'd been pretty taken in by the cutlery laid out too.
"Daddy," Logan started, handing him an orange coloured crayon before going back to his colouring.
"Logan," Caleb responded, keeping an eye on Mila.
"Why is sissy in Mommy's tummy?"
"Because," He started, "It's where she can grow before she's ready to meet us." He felt pretty smug with that answer.
"Did Mommy eated her?"
Caleb raised an eyebrow at him, although he was completely oblivious as he kept his head down and coloured. "No, Mommy didn't eat her. Sissy's in a place called Mommy's womb which is warm and comfy, not her actual tummy where food goes."
"How did she get in Mommy's woom?"
Oh dear lord… Caleb quickly foresaw this heading into 'where do baby's come from?' territory. "How do you think she got in there?" Logan paused and Mila banged her toy on her tray, dragging Caleb's attention away. "Hush," He soothed, opening her book back up and stroking the furry material in it.
"Der was a fly and da fly was flyin' past Mommy who was talkin' 'bout Mimi and da prince said Mommy needed to eat a baby so she eated a 'nana and a baby and now a baby is in her woom!" Logan responded, clearly adamant about his rationale.
"Wow," Caleb said, "That's a crazy story," He began, "But Mommy didn't eat your baby sister Lo."
"But the prince," He whined.
Caleb felt he had to clear this up – he did not want his son thinking or sharing that a prince hade gotten Hanna pregnant. "What happened was…" He started, deciding how he should approach this. "Mommy and Daddy love each other a lot and they decided they wanted to have another baby, so we used a special egg to make a baby."
"Mommy eated an egg?"
"No," Caleb sighed as their food was placed down in front of them. Logan looked up at him, completely confused as Caleb cut up some of his food for him, "Okay," Caleb conceded, "Mommy ate a special egg and that's where the baby came from." Hanna was going to kill him.
Hanna found her day coming full circle as she lay in bed with Caleb, his hands on her back again as he gently massaged her skin. "How did you feel when you told them?" He asked quietly, his knuckles tenderly circling into the base of her back.
"Good," She replied, thinking back to their earlier dinner. "They were kind of pissed I didn't tell them earlier," She muttered, "But when I told them about my anxiety and stuff, they just wanted to help."
Caleb bit his lip and refrained from saying 'I told you so'. He'd never expect anything less of Hanna's best friends. "So are they just gonna tell everyone else?"
"Yeah," She agreed, "I just said I don't wanna make a big deal out of it."
He smiled at that and stopped his massaging, his hand running round to the front of her bump as he pressed a gentle kiss against her neck, "I think having a baby together's a pretty big deal," He murmured.
Hanna ignored him and rested her hand over his, "I hate how it's just like a walking symbol for we have sex."
"I'm pretty sure people would expect we have sex anyway," Caleb quirked his brow and encouraged her to roll onto her other side so that she was facing him. "I know I'm not with you for your personality."
She thwacked his arm but grinned up at him, "But now it's like I'm wearing a sign."
"When I sent you to work with hickey's, you were wearing a sign," He said deadpan, "This," He added, rubbing her side, "Is a sign that we love each other and want to grow our family."
"Mmm," She sighed, tilting her head up to kiss him, "I love when you go all mushy."
He connected their lips again tenderly, "I love when you're having my babies."
She grinned up at him as they pulled away, reaching a hand up to run through his hair, "I've been thinking of names, now that we know it's a girl."
"Yeah?" He asked her as she nodded, "Are you gonna tell me?"
"Uh huh," She smiled coyly, reaching up to whisper the name she'd been thinking about in his ear. He processed it for a few seconds, seeing if any middle names sprang to mind… seeing how it fit with Rivers as a surname. "What do you think?" She eventually asked.
"It's perfect."
"But I can't think of a middle name that goes. It's been stressing me out all evening."
"Take a breath," He whispered, reaching his thumb out to stroke over her eyebrow, "I can see that vein twitching again." He leant over her to turn off her bedside light. "Relax," He added, rubbing her shoulders, "You've told them, we've found out we're getting a perfect girl, there's nothing to worry or stress about."
"It does feel good now that they know," She said quietly as she settled on his chest for the night.
"Full disclosure," Caleb agreed, tucking her against him. "But it might have also meant Lo now thinks you ate an egg to get pregnant."
"What?"
"Hey," Caleb defended himself, "It's better than his original idea about a fly telling a prince and then you eating a banana."
"I don't even wanna know."
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