Saatvika, Presley Beth and Juliana were having some chicken breasts stuffing and bananas for lunch. On Presley Beth's, she spread peanut butter on her banana. It was peanut butter and banana sandwich without the bread. After she took a bite she saw that Miss Benjamin was tired, "I do declare" said Julliana, "This dance competition means a lot to Miss. Benjamin"

"I know" agreed Saatvika, "Practicing for the show for a month would do that for you."

After she ate up her lunch, she lied down on the ground, much to the horror of the students. "Don't worry partners" shouted Presley Beth, "We're going to take her to the nurse's office."

By the ankle, Presley Beth grabbed Miss. Benjamin to the nurse's office. Worried that she'll get hurt even more, Saatvika and Juliana helped them out.

XxoxX

In the nurse's office, Coach Landon was going over some homework for health class, *I would rather make out with Coach Howland than grade Earth homework* she thought to herself.

Saatvika, Presley Beth, and Juliana came in with an exhausted Kiki Benjamin. Coach Landon was confused because she thought that Miss. Benjamin was suppose to be in the competition, but overworking herself made her exhausted, "She's entering the competition in order to get some extra money for the school's music dept. Coach Landon suddenly became disgusted because of their *charity work*. Think about what they said, she could lie to Coach Howland and compete in the competition with him.

XxoxX

In the employee lounge, Coach Howland was having some ramen noodle when he spotted Coach Landon coming in with a false sad face, "Coach Landon" Coach Howland asked in consideration, "What happened?"

"Miss. Benjamin broke her leg while practicing her dancing" Coach Landon lied, "Now that she won't be teaching, someone has to compete in the Valentine's Day dance competition without you. Maybe I could"

Without any other option, Coach Howland decided to do it.

XxoxX

Meanwhile on his ship, Poach McCartnet was working on a traditional alien dance when got word that his spy was going to cheat in the Valentine's Day dance competition in order to steal the money, for fire. Fearing that the Mew Mews would ruin his evil plans, he sent another one of his robotic bugs to keep them distracted.

XxoxX

On Earth, a McCart Bug found a dove eating worms and bit it, turning it into a mutant dove

XxoxX

Meanwhile, Coach Landon was being the substitute advisor for the Animal Caretakers Society, much to the horror of the girls. They knew that if Coach Landon found out about the real option, everything would be ruined. Outside, the McCart Dove was using his supersonic scream. While the girls watch in horror, Coach Landon smiled evilly.

Thinking quickly Carla got out some cupcakes she got at the school store and did some juggling, "Who says you can have junkfood in your school clubs?" Coach Landon asked angrily, "It'll turn you into a pig."

"Relax, Coach" giggled Carla, "These are low-fat cupcakes. Dean Dennis says that CKH Boarding School sells low fat pastries and baked potato chips in case of any junk food cravings."

Outraged, Coach Landon tried to confiscate the cupcakes, only for Carla and Harley to toss them at her. Then Harley got out a pie she was working on for their targeting practice and tossed it at her, "Saatvika, Presley Beth, Juliana" she whispered, "Go stop the McCart Dove while Coach Landon is distracted."

In the empty hallway, the three Mew Mews transformed.

Mew Mew Sundae

Mew Mew Peanut Butter

Mew Mew Jelly

Metamorphosis

XxoxX

At the dance competition, competitors were getting ready when they spotted the giant dove, "Hey, Birdface!" shouted Mew Mew Sundae, "It's the Time Of Their Life."

McCart Dove was angered by the appearance of the three Mew Mews. During the fight Mew Mew Sundae used her Illusion Staff, Mew Mew Peanut Butter used Silky Lasso, and Mew Mew Jelly used her Anartia Fans.

Mew Mew Style

Mew Mew Grace

Mew Mew Style In Your Face

And just like that, McCart Dove was turned back into a regular dove. Everyone cheered for the Mew Mews, including Mavis, who is one of the judges in the competition. In her hands, a cat with super pointy ears came up and petted them, "Looks like Mavis has got a new roommate" guessed Presley Beth"

"Actually," corrected Mavis, "I had this cat for five years. 'Kaliyah' must've got out when I left my window open before air. My psychiatrist told me that it helps soothes nerves. I've been getting this sort of thing ever since I have up two valuable things."

Mew Mew Sundae, Mew Mew Peanut Butter and Mew Mew Jelly were confused, but they decided to go back to CKH to check on Miss. Benjamin and the other girls. Also, tomorrow is their weekly room inspection and they don't want PB to get in trouble for having a messy room again.

XxoxX

Back in the nurse's office, Kiki was starting to recover from all that dancing. By the peek of the door, she could see an angry Coach Landon changing. It turns out Coach Landon is actually Crossni Laupnet. "This is an outrage," growled Coach Landon, "I think I have pie in my ear."

Angry and horrified, Kiki opened the door, "I knew I hated your for a reason" said Miss. Benjamin angrily as Crossni turned around.

"Well, well, well" laughed Crossni "The Pale Pudding has found out who I really am. Poach sent me here to find trouble on this miserable planet. After I heard rumors of your lame Mew Mew Power, we had to do something about if."

"You deceitful alien!" exclaimed Kiki.

"And it is true that I love Coach Howland," professed Crossni "The minute your out of the picture, I'll marry him and becomes Coach Howland-Laupnet."

"You can't marry him that fast" explained Kiki, "They'll think your crazy."

Mew Mew Pudding Metamorphosis

In the office, Mew Mew Pudding and Crossni fought off each other's. Little did they know is that the other girls saw the whole thing and were paralyzed that Coach Landon and Crossni are the same person, "This does explain why she's so rude to the other students" admitted Harley as she adjusted her glasses, "We got to help her.

Mew Mew Metamorphosis

As both faculty members barged through the door, the girls posed, "Hello Coach!" replied Harley "Sounds like you won't be cheating in the competition after all."

"Hello, Mew Mew Pukes!" laughed Crossni, "Poach sent me to Earth to spy on the humans. I never thought that the ACS would actually be a new Mew Mew team."

"Puke on this" shouted Mew Mew Dumpling as she used her Crested Umbrella on her.

By the door, the other three Mew Mews caught up to them, "Looks I won't marry my Zander after all." groaned an semi-conscious Crossni.

Hearing this, Mew Mews Sundae, Peanut Butter and Jelly knew that it was Coach Landon's true alien form. Crossni couldn't handle the girls goody two-shoes behavior, so she left for the spaceship.

XxoxX

Back in the nurse's offices, Miss. Benjamin spotted an injured Coach Howland, "Zander" gasped Kiki, "What are you doing here?"

"Spranged my ankle during soccer practice" explained Coach Landon, "So I called the mayor and forfeited the contest at the last minute."

"I know it's disappointed to cancel at the last minute," admitted Vada, "But it's important for the injured person to rest."

"What happened to Coach Landon?" asked Coach Howland, "Last I saw she came here."

"She resigned" exaggerated Miss. Benjamin "She couldn't take The ACS's love for nature anymore."

"That's a relief" Coach Landon smiled with relief, "A lot of the girls were always complaining about her rudeness and not paying attention to them during a fitness test."

"Now where am I going to find a female gym teacher now?" asked Coach Benjamin,

"You know," replied Coach Howland, "I have a friend from college who might be perfect."

"Thanks, Zander" replied Kiki, "We don't want any complaints of a missing gym teacher."

The End.

Thank you Kelly Preston, you're becoming a true Jetstream.(October 13, 1962 – July 12, 2020)