In the clean side of her room, Julianna was reading a world famous book by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Presley Beth came in, and she wiped the mud off her shoes. "Howdy, sis," she greeted as she took a bite out of a candy bar. "Whatcha doin'?"

"I'm crammed up on this Sherlock Holmes assignment," Julianna answered. "I have to write about the Hounds of Baskerville. Where are the girls?"

"The others are going to be on that reality show "Cook It Up: Middle School Edition," and the limit of helpers are five," Presley Beth explained. "They're making mud pies that have a lot of chocolate and we all knew you don't like mud pies from actual mud."

Knowing her twin sister, Julianna knew that she would disgust the public again. Just then, she got messages on the school blog about a teenage con artist named Totally Thatcher.

Totally Thatcher is such a con artist, he promised me imported chocolate from Belgium and he gives me a cheap candy from our school store.- Reikomia445.

I've been bamboozled. He like promised me imported lipstick from Pari, but got from Wyoming- Bricheese74.

That good for nothing jerk has got some nerve giving me a thrift scarf instead of a knitted one from Switzerland- Peylove88.

This was awful: a con artist was bamboozling many of the girls from their school. Ms. Benjamin was on a date with Coach Howland at a '50s diner, so they decided to go to the only other teacher who can help with teenage girl dilemmas, Mr. Janson.

After they barged out of their dorm, they bumped into a Latino boy with glasses, braces, and nerdy apparel.

"Lo siento," Julianna said politely as she picked up his books, including 'Cell Phone Repair for Morons.'

"That's okay," replied the nerd as he took off.

XxoxX

Five minutes later, they arrived at Mr. Janson's room, where he was reading text from his students about Totally Thatcher hacking into their phones and leaving yandere-ish text messages.

"Mr. Janson," Julianna said, "many girls have been complaining about a con artist deceiving them for money. He promised them expensive imported stuff, but ends up getting cheap stuff."

"I know," Mr. Janson replied. "It's all over the school news. As a ladies' man, I know that money isn't important."

"Hey," Presley Beth interrupted. "Maybe we can solve the mystery like Sherlock and Watson. They always solve mysteries."

"Vada is a fond of Sherlock Holmes," recalled Presley Beth.

"Elementary, my dear sister," replied Julianna. "Now Master Janson, who do you think is Totally Thatcher?"

"We have three suspects to who would hack into girls' phones and cause money troubles," answered Mr. Janson. "Brielle, expert in photoshop and stuff; Lautaro Cisneros, who's part of the school's computer club and knows all about accounting; and Wilder Garrison, who has good hacking skills."

"But we don't know any Wilder Garrison," recalled Presley Beth.

"Let's say he goes by his nickname, Web Hanger," Mr. Janson explained further.

Hearing the name, Presley Beth could remember that he was one of the members of the Tranquil Teenz. Presley Beth didn't want to hurt him, but she had to figure out Totally Thatcher's true identity before it was too late.

"These were my old Sherlock and Watson hats," explained Mr. Janson as he placed them on Presley Beth and Julianna. "Presley Beth is more of the Sherlock Holmes type, while Julianna is more like Watson."

"Thank you, Mr. Janson," Julianna replied. "But I still don't want to hurt him. Sherlock Holmes never uses violence. That's more of a Sam Spade thing."

"Relax, sis," replied Presley Beth. "We'll figure out Totally Thatcher as soon as possible."

XxoxX

Having a hunch, Presley Beth and Julianna decided to go to the computer room, where it was the most likely place to hack into phones.

"Wouldn't Totally Thatcher have a laptop?" Presley Beth asked.

"Yes, dear girl," Julianna replied. "But Totally Thatcher's roommates would catch him, if he had any." On one of the tables, she spotted something unusual. "Cellphone repair gear," she replied. "That's used to repair phones if you're on a tight budget."

"Well," recalled Presley Beth, "a lot of teenagers these days do spend their money on useless junk. Lucky for me I'm saving money for that field trip to Phantompark Amusement Park."

"While I'm going to check out the show production of the fairy tale, 'The Charmed Hall'," replied Julianna, "you get to ride the main attraction, 'The Nightmare Release,' which is the fastest most wildest rollercoaster in Kansas."

"What's going on here?" asked Lilith. "A dork convention lead by Tweedle Mud and Tweedle Clean?"

Presley Beth and Julianna were annoyed by Lilith's interruption. Then, Julianna realized something. "Wait a second," she said. "Doesn't Brielle have a tinkering for cheese?"

"Of course, loser," Lilith answered rudely. "Peyton is a fond of caramel, and Rylee likes grapes, especially when they're imported."

This only meant one thing for Presley Beth and Julianna - Brielle wasn't Totally Thatcher.

XxoxX

Later, they left for the lounge to thing, only to sit next to a familiar person; it was the same nerdy boy that Julianna bumped into. "Hey Lautaro," she replied. "How's the computer kid?"

"It's going great. It's not easy being the GWC."

Presley Beth was confused by the term "GWC." "That's an acronym for 'guy with camera'," explained Lautaro. "Someone has to capture the students strutting it."

Presley Beth and Julianna started becoming more confused.

"If you need me," Lautoro replied, "I'll be fitting my budget."

After he left, Presley Beth and Julianna decided to watch a horseback-riding movie while they were thinking.

XxoxX

Meanwhile at the Smoky Hill River, Poach, Elthunt, Aretha, and Crossni were fly fishing while using some fish-luring oil Vectrod 65. It may be wonderful smelling for them, but it awfully smelled for the animal. When Elthunt found a catfish in the river, Crossni got out a McCart Bug, the bug bit the catfish and it turned into a monster.

XxoxX

While they were watching a horse movie. Web Hanger came in.

"Hey," he said. "Heard you two were investigating the whole Totally Thatcher issue."

"So," Presley Beth said with a smile, "your real name is Wilder Garrison."

"Yeah," admitted Web Hanger. "Really crazy, huh?"

"No, no," replied Presley Beth. "I love that name. Anyway, Mr. Janson says that you have good hacking skills."

"Normally," replied Web Hanger, "the guys would get me to do it to stalk on emails. I don't wanna invade their privacy, but they need to know what's going on at CKH."

Presley Beth and Julianna knew that it was wrong to invade people's privacy, so they advised Web Hanger that they should stop doing it. Suddenly, Dreamheart gave the twins a vision of a Catfish monster causing floods around Kansas City.

"Pres, Jules," Web Hanger interrupted as Presley Beth and Julianna snapped back to reality, "you should check out these floods in downtown Kansas City. That catfish is cookoo."

Presley Beth and Julianna didn't want to expose their secret, so they told him that they were going to handle a little emergency.

Mew Mew Peanut Butter, Metamorphosis

Mew Mew Jelly, Metamorphosis

XxoxX

When they arrived at Wyandotte County Lake Park, they saw McCart Catfish giving the citizens a washed up feeling. After Mew Mews Peanut Butter and Jelly arrived to the scene of the crime, they needed a way to stop it.

"Harley told us that she combined Lotus Leaf to Beary Bow to change the festival back to normal," recalled Presley Beth. "If she can combine her Mini-Mew with her weapon, so can we."

Mew Mew Peanut Butter combined Lo to Peanut Butter's Silky Lasso and while Mew Mew Jelly Mein to Jelly's Anartia Fans.

In a snap, Mew Mew Peanut Butter's Lo and Silky Lasso combo caused a sugar powered cannon, causing McCart Catfish to get distracted by the sugar fog. For Mew Mew Jelly's Mein and Anartia Fans combo, it made a hologram of herself with one flap of the fans. Falling for the hologram, McCart Catfish fell into the lake and it was time for the final move.

Mew Mew Style Mew Mew Grace

Mew Mew Style In Your Face

And just like that, McCart Cat turned back into a catfish.

After Mew Mews Peanut Butter and Jelly changed back to Presley Beth and Julianna, the tomboy twin realized something. "Didn't Sherlock had a saying in one of his books?" asked Peanut Butter.

"He did," the girly twin answered. "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. All the stuff we saw relates to cellphone repair and I checked the posts by Totally Thatcher before, he had model slang and I know only one person who would say model slang like that. "

XxoxX

A few minutes later, Lautaro was sneaking into the school's computer lab and going under his persona of Totally Thatcher. Before he got a chance to log in, he started smelling peanut butter, which he was allergic to.

"Howdy, Lautaro," replied Presley Beth. "I remember slapping a peanut butter sandwich away after the Tranquil Teenz tried to force you to eat it."

"And instead of telling a teacher like normal students," recalled Lautaro, "you had to trick them by using your animal whistle collection and calling stray dogs."

"Don't mind Presley Beth," interrupted Julianna. "The point is, we both know you have been scamming girls for money. Is it true?"

Without hesitation, Lautaro admitted that he was Totally Thatcer. "All I wanted is to get girls to like me," he explained. "So I hacked into your phones under the name of Totally Thatcher and trick hot girls into giving me money so I can date goth girls. My cousin Ledger is a swimsuit model, and I've learned flirty sayings from him."

"Luckily," Julianna replied, "your 'Cellphone Repair for Morons' book, repair equip, and model slang blew your cover."

"And that French girl Chanel really is mignonne," professed Lautaro. "Peut-être qu'elle et moi pouvons continuer (Maybe she and I can go steady)."

"Désolé," replied Presley Beth. "But Chanel is a lesbienne."

Later, Lautaro was returning the money to all the hot girls he deceived. Dean Dennis was supervising him, so he won't get in trouble. "Tricking most of the single straight females all over the school," he groaned. "I had girl trouble too as a child, but this is not how we do it. That's double detention for two weeks."

"Yes, sir," Lautaro answered with regret.

Presley Beth and Julianna were proud of Dean Dennis, because he was doing a good job at being the dean to the school.

Just then, Leighton came up to them with a crew from the school's news channel. "This is Leighton Morce with CKH News," she announced. "I'm with CKH students and Tennessee twins Presley Beth and Julianna Abbey with the mysterious Totally Thatcher, otherwise known as Lautaro Cisneros, who wanted to get goth girls to like him. Girls, how did you girls figure it out?"

"We did it like Sherlock Holmes and Watson, y'all." answered Presley Beth.

"Let's go bowling after school, sis." Julianna replied. "I hear they give out discounts on to CKH students."

"No problem, sis," Presley Beth replied. "And I can't wait to show off the bowling skills Papa Darwin taught me."

The End.

Note: Reikomia445 is homage to Tokyo Mew Mew creators Reiko Yoshida and Mia Ikumi.