LolitaArmin129:Hey guys I'm FINALLY back with-" *hears door slam open from somewhere*
Annie:*Annie comes on the set of HPM dragging Armin behind her*AND JUST WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!? YOU GOT THESE READERS WAITING FOR YOUR GIRLY LOLICON ASS TO CONTINUE THIS SHIT!
Armin:A-Annie calm do-
Annie:Fuck up Armin! *pops Armin's doll arm out of his socket and starts pointing it at me angrily* now hurry fuck up and start the new chapter now
LolitaArmin129:y-yes ma'am!
Armin:don't worry Lolita she's just a bit anxious is all..*sweatdrops* and hey.. Can I um..*blushes* get another lemon on here?
LolitaArmin129: didn't I already give you enough chicks to bang in "Black Widow Bakery" XD?
Annie:YOU DID WHAT IN HER OTHER STORY!?*glares grabbing Armin by the collar* who the hell did you fuck in there!?"
Armin:*gulps* oh shit..
LolitaArmin129:eheheh let's just start shall we guys?
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Chapter 15
"Hey Armin, are you okay? You seem to be kind of out of it this morning" Annie was slipping on a pair of ripped blue jeans and a grey tank top for school while Armin just silently sat by the window seat absentmindedly brushing his hair. It wasn't like him to be this quiet. "Hm? Oh yeah..I'm okay" he replied giving her a small smile. "Just in deep thought is all" Annie nodded in response and grabbed her grey hoodie.
"Well, whatever it is that's on your mind, try not to let it bother you alright?" She said ruffling his hair."sure, I won't" he replied. He frowned a bit once Annie zipped up her hoodie, hiding her cleavage from view. Annie noticed the doll's disappointed look and raised her eyebrow in confusion."something wrong?" She asked."I like it better open..you can see more of your..beauties that way." He replied choosing his words carefully and blushing looking away from Annie.
It took a moment for Annie to get what he meant."oh..you mean these?.." Annie smirked bending over and grinning wolfishly unzipping her jacket just enough for Armin to see underneath. "Yes, those" Armin replied smiling devilishly and pulling Annie into his lap. Annie groaned sitting in Armin's lap while he lightly started groping her girls through her top."Armin i'm beginning to think you're developing an unhealthy addiction to boobs" Annie said."do not!" Armin pouted."I just happen to really enjoy my owner's soft squishies is all!" he blushed smiling.
"Fucking pervert" Annie muttered blushing. "I know i am" Armin smirked kissing Annie."But only with you pretty Annie "he smiled." A pervert and a romantic smart ass" Annie grumbled blushing some more."Annie, I think this fandom is already well aware that I'm smart and have a nice ass" Armin giggled breaking the fourth wall. Annie growled in mild frustration and lightly bit Armin's neck making him groan."fuck" Armin hissed in pleasure."more?.. " the doll begged.
"Armin I can't, the school bus will be here in three minutes" Annie said."good, I only need two" the doll replied lifting up Annie's tank top and bra just enough for her "beauties" to hang out in front of him."you're not even a doll and you're so perfect.." He cooed rubbing them. Annie quietly sighed in pleasure in Armin's lap as he did this. "HONK! HONK!" the school bus beeped outside honking it's horn.
"God damn it" Armin cursed letting go of Annie."stupid cock blocking bus" he grumbled pulling Annie's shirt and hoodie back down how she had it. Annie just snickered hopping off of her puppet's lap and grabbed her backpack."maybe later Armin! I'll see you when I get out of school okay?" she said. Leaning over to her doll, she pecked him on the cheek leaving a pink lip gloss mark behind, making him blush.
"Mmkay, have a good day at school" he said. Once he heard Annie leave, he sighed and flopped back down on the window seat."why am I so stuck on that silly dream?" He thought."it means absolutely nothing! Just totally random pictures in my head based on what I was thinking last night" he concluded brushing his hair some more. But still..there was that guy version of Erica..could his previous owner have possibly been someone from her family?and could that pretty blonde lady have really been his creator?
Armin just shook his head in mild frustration and sighed. "Ugh! That's it, I need to stop over thinking this " he muttered. Getting up, he turned on Annie's television and laid on his tummy flipping to "Panty & Stocking". "Much better" he said smiling and grabbing his stuffed walrus and some popcorn. Once he got everything he needed, he sat back and enjoyed the show.
XxxatschoolwithAnniexxx
Annie looked up from her desk to see Erica come into the room in tight green army pants and a pink tank top. Her hair was tamed and pressed out flat today instead of her usual curls. She seemed to be in a bit of a cranky mood this morning for some reason. "Hey, you okay?" Annie said looking at Erica."oh I'm alright sweetums, just that time of the month again " Erica replied. Truthfully,she was still pissed about that little surprise Armin left in her purse yesterday.
"nice purse" Annie said pointing to Erica's pink leather Gucci bag."thanks" Erica smiled." I planned on bringing my black one today but a...dog..thought it would be cute to crap in it" she explained. There was no way she could tell Annie that a doll took a dump in her purse without sounding like a total lunatic. But it was okay though, she had something for that doll for when she sees him again."so want to come over to my place again so we can work on that science project some more?" Annie asked.
"Sure! We just have to get some things from my house first once school is over" Erica nodded popping her gum."fine with me" Annie replied nonchalantly.a few minutes later, Mikasa walked into the room wearing her iconic red scarf, a matching red mini skirt, a white tank top with a red heart on the front and matching red combat boots with Bertholt following close behind her wearing a dark grey sweat suit and Nike's.
"Oh my gosh is that a designer scarf!?" Erica beamed looking at Mikasa's scarf. Mikasa was a bit taken aback by Erica's bubbly straightforwardness but politely gave a small smile and nodded."y-yeah..it is.." She mumbled through the scarf. She then silently looked over to Annie who just glared at her. " Annie.." Annie just scoffed and adverted her gaze elsewhere, completely ignoring her. For a split second you could actually see a genuine look of hurt on Mikasa's face before it went back to her usual bored deadpan expression.
"Well..anyways..it was nice talking to you Erica" Mikasa mumbled walking away from the two girls. Erica raised an arched eyebrow as she looked back and forth between Mikasa's retreating form, and Annie's intense glare in confusion. "Umm what was that all about? Did something happen between you two?" Erica asked."it's nothing " Annie said pulling out her textbook "nothing at all.." she repeated.
The rest of the school day went by for the most part. Annie kept ignoring Mikasa's subtle attempts at communicating with her though. Everytime Mikasa would approach her, she immediately turned the other way, or whenever Mikasa would so much as look in Annie's direction her only reply would be a dirty scowl which hurted her deeply. Erica, being the nosy pink valley girl that she was, wanted to hear what exactly made Annie so pissed at Mikasa! So taking another stab in the dark she tried asking again.
"Okay seriously sweetums, I have to know, why are you so mad at that Mikasa chick?" She asked sitting in the cafeteria with Annie. "She seems pretty cool to me!" She chirped. Annie Sighed and thought about it. Choosing her words carefully, she spoke up."well..I caught her trying to practically kill my pet" she replied. This wasn't exactly a total lie since Armin was basically her pet slash boyfriend.. Or would boytoy be a better term since he's a doll?
"Really? I didn't see any pets when we were at your house.." Erica blinked. "That's because he's at the vet" Annie lied. "But anyways..she kept accusing it of being really dangerous. "I wanted to hear her out and try to believe her but the whole idea of it was just really ridiculous to me" she explained. "I guess she wanted to take it upon herself to try and put him down..but the thing is is that he's really sweet,kind, and loves affection"she continued.
Erica listened intently to Annie and nodded in understanding. "She must be talking about that
doll" Erica thought putting two and two together. "Mikasa must have found out about that little effer and tried to kill it herself" she concluded."I see" Erica replied "go on" she nodded. Annie smiled a bit to herself as she thought about Armin some more."I had found him in the forest as a stray near my house when he was just a baby" She said."ever since then we've been practically inseparable "
"How long has it been since you had him? Erica asked. "Since I was seven or eight at least" Annie replied. Erica couldn't help but feel a bit sad for Annie as she heard this. The woman kept a possessed demonic asshole of a doll living right In her home for all these years and she doesn't even know it!"well.. I better go upstairs and get my stuff" Annie said getting up and heading to her locker. "I'll talk to you later"
And with that, Annie left leaving Erica alone. Spotting Mikasa a few tables over, she decided to invite her to her table. "Hey Mikasa! Over here!" she whistled getting her attention. Mikasa looked up from her lunch and spotted Erica waving and smiling in her direction. Seeing no harm in talking to the new girl, she walked over to her."hey" Mikasa greeted sitting down next to Erica. "What's up?" She asked coolly.
"umm this is going to sound really weird and all but..i'm curious..what do you know about living dolls?" Erica asked. Mikasa looked at her in mild surprise for a moment but started to tell Erica everything.Erica was left gaping in horror once she heard the whole story of how Armin literally tried to kill Mikasa. "he literally tried to stab you!?" Erica shrieked. "Shh! Not so loud!" Mikasa whispered hushing her. "And not to mention he attempted to strangle me to death too" Mikasa added.
"oh my God..He's really that dangerous?" Erica asked in pure shock."yes..I tried to tell Annie about how he really is, but she just won't believe me " Mikasa replied a bit sadly. Erica thought about it for a moment before speaking up."I could help you! Get rid of him I mean" she said smiling. Mikasa raised an eyebrow. "How?" The Asian asked."I have an idea.."
XxAfterSchoolxx
Once everyone was let out of school, Erica and Annie stopped by Erica's place to pick up some things."just wait till you meet daddy!" Erica chirped walking through the door. The Jeager residence was very nice, almost luxurious looking."Erica is that you?" A male voice called from inside the kitchen."yeah! And I brought Annie too! She's my new friend from school I was telling you about! " Erica replied.
A very handsome man in a fire fighter's uniform emerged from the kitchen. He had gorgeous green eyes, short mangy brown hair, tan skin, and a fit muscular build. He appeared to be no later in his late thirties but if you looked really closely, you could see a lone thin streak of gray in back of his hair. Other than that he looked good."so you're the infamous Annie I heard so much about huh?" Erica's dad said smirking.
"Yeah I guess I am.." Annie replied giving Mr Jeager a small smile and shaking his hand."you and Erica a pretty nice place Mr Jeager" Mr Jeager grimanced at this."you can call me Eren, Mr Jeager makes me feel old!" Eren replied. "But you are old! Fifty two years old is a pretty old age to me Daddy " Erica replied. "Oh my God Erica don't tell her that!" Eren yelped in embarrassment "wait a minute you're fifty two!?" Annie asked in shock.
"Yeah..I guess I am pretty old.." Eren sighed in defeat. "well, if it makes you feel any better sir then you still look young " Annie replied. "Thanks" Eren smiled."so what brings you girls here? Normally Erica would Be still out in town somewhere " he wondered. "we needed to pick up some supplies to get started on our project with" Annie explained. "Oh right, I forgot Erica told me about that " Eren replied. "Well sure, feel free to get whatever you like"he smiled." Care for some hot dogs? I'm cooking some outside on the grill"
"No thanks Daddy, Annie and I got work to do" Erica said. "Okaboyit was nice meeting you" Eren said smiling at Annie."you too Eren" Annie replied being dragged off by Erica. Once the two girls got everything they needed, they left. Eren then went to his room to lay on his bed for a moment and relax. He looked over to an old black and white dusty photo of a teenage version of himself with a pretty androgynous looking blonde boy. Both boys were smiling in the photo with Eren sticking his tongue out and flipping the bird at the camera and the blonde boy blowing a kiss and winking into the camera.
Eren sighed as his gaze lingered on the blonde."well it looks like my little girl made a new friend buddy, she's blonde just like you" he smiled."something tells me you would have really liked her for a girlfriend had she been born in our time" He said. "If only you were here.."
Xxxback with Arminxxx
Armin sat in Annie's room watching shojo anime and quietly waiting for Annie's return. A few minutes later he heard her come through the door with Erica."I'll be there in a minute sweetums, just gotta powder my nose" he heard Erica say from the front room."alright take your time " He heard Annie say back. A moment later Annie came into her room walking over to Armin."hey" she smiled pecking Armin on the lips making him smile.
"Hey yourself" he blushed. "How was school?" Armin asked."it was okay" Annie replied."and it turns out that Erica makes pretty good company to be around after all" she exclaimed. "Hey now don't I make good company?" Armin asked fake pouting. "Ha-ha good girl company" Annie reiterated."I can be girl enough too see?" Putting on some pink lipstick, he started batting his lashes and speaking in Erica's valley girl accent. "well sweetums? Is my make up okay?" He asked.
"Oh my God!" Annie giggled covering her mouth."Armin that's m-mean!" she replied trying to stop her laughter. "I still make a cute girl don't I?" He joked in Erica's voice. "Yes you do but switch back to boy mode before I think about taking back this present I want to give you" Annie smirked. Armin's eyes widened. "A present for me? What is it?" He asked wiping off the lipstick."close your eyes" Annie said walking over to Armin. Armin did as he was told waiting for his present.
As he waited, he felt something silky and smooth being tied around his neck."you can open them now" Annie said. Armin opened his eyes and felt a ribbon of sorts tied around his neck. Looking in the mirror, he saw it was a black velvet ribbon choker tied into an elaborate bow with a silver heart shaped pendant. Inside the pendant was a photo of him and Annie together. Annie was making rabbit ears behind his head and pecking his cheek, while Armin was holding his stuffed walrus,blushing and smiling in glee in the photo.
"It's so beautiful.." Armin said grazing his fingers over the collar with tears in his eyes. "oh thank you Annie!" Armin said pulling Annie into a happy bear hug."thank you! I'll never take it off for as long as I live" he cooed rubbing his face in her shoulder."no problem" Annie replied. "Now Erica and I are going to be working on our project some more in here, is that alright? " she asked. Armin smiled and nodded. "Sure, I don't mind!"
"Great" Annie said kissing Armin again. Erica soon came into the room carrying some supplies but stopped to glare at Armin. Armin just smiled evilly and winked at her before playing possum again. Erica wanted to beat his pretty boy face in and turn him into scrap metal! Then see if he thinks he's cute then. "How dare he go boom boom in my precious purse and thinks he can get away with it! Just wait you freaky sex doll from HELL!" she growled to herself in her head while clutching the mini Bible in her pink purse.
"Hold on Erica, I need to use the bathroom" Annie said getting up. "Be back in a minute" she said leaving the other two teens in the room. Once Annie was out of earshot, Armin was looking at Erica and giggling in amusement at her with a huge Grinch smile. "So Erica, enjoy my lovely gift yesterday?" he purred sweetly. He stopped giggling however, when he felt something spraying him. "What the hell!?" Armin thought to himself.
Erica was spraying him in the face like a dog with holy water in a little perfume bottle. "In the name of Christ! Begone evil spirit!" she recited holding up her mini Bible and spraying the doll some more."leave this adorable doll's body and return from whence it came oh evil spirit!" Armin was caught between laughing his ass off because of how much Erica was sounding like a dumb ass right now or gorilla beat this chick because she was messing up his hair.
"The power of Christ repels you!" She chanted some more trying to exorcise Armin."The power of Christ repels-" CHOMP! Erica stopped chanting once she looked up and noticed Armin chomping on a corner of the Bible like a billy goat. "HEY!" Erica shrieked. "Bad doll! Bad! That is not doll food! " she said spraying Armin some more. Armin growled like an angry puppy and bit off the section he already had in his mouth.
Erica watched in slack jawed horror as the doll munched on the Bible chunk swallowing it whole. Armin giggled evilly and patted his tummy."you might have to wait a few hours to get that back" Armin smirked."ugh!" Erica groaned in irritation."have I mentioned that you're an ass?!" "and did I mention that mine looks better than yours?" He shot back giving her a smug smile. Scrap metal! That's what Erica will do to Armin! Melt his scrap metal remains down and turn him into a stripper pole!
Armin then let out a really loud burp as he coughed up Erica's missing Bible piece in the form of heart shaped was covered almost completely in doll slobber "Hey looks like you didn't have to wait after all!" Armin smiled holding up the drool covered origami."gimmie that!" Erica sneered snatching the chunk of Bible out of his hands. "You think you're sooo cute don't you?" the tan girl sneered.
"yup!" Armin giggled licking his lollipop."Alright let's get started on this thing" Annie said coming back in the bedroom with Erica and Armin. Armin silently watched with interest as the two girls began building their volcano. Within a couple hours they were finished! " wow It looks nice!" Erica beamed. Annie nodded in agreement. She silently looked over her shoulder to see how Armin liked it. Taking his lollipop out of his mouth, he quietly gave her a thumbs up making her smile.
"well, I should get home now"Erica said yawning."i'll walk you to the door" Annie said getting up."okay sure" Erica replied."help me carry this thing?" She asked. Annie and Erica picked their volcano up and hauled it out of the door with Erica carrying it. " see you later sweetums" Erica smiled. As she stood in the doorway, she happened to notice Armin silently sitting on top of the stairway, smiling at her and giving Erica the finger.
"See you later bitch" Armin silently mouthed smiling at her. "What's wrong?" Annie asked looking in Erica's direction. Armin was nowhere to be seen. "Uhh nothing!" Erica lied."just thought I saw a fly hovering around your head was all" she said. "Oh uh..okay..I'll see you later I guess" Annie replied sweatdropping. "Yep! See you! Erica replied dashing off. " so weird.." Annie mumbled to herself watching Erica go home.
Xxxlater with Erica Mikasa and Bertholt xxxx
"Well, exorcism won't work" Erica sighed sitting with Bert and Mikasa at Krispy Kream. "All it did was make him eat my Bible!" Erica Said holding up her mutilated Bible. "I should have known that wouldn't work but it was worth a try Erica" Mikasa said . "well now what are we going to do?" Bert asked munching on a glazed donut sitting next to Mikasa. "It's like nothing we try to get rid of that doll works" he said."we just have to try harder guys" Mikasa said with a firm expression. "We can't give up!" she said."Well got any ideas sweetums?" Erica asked."we get rid of Armin once and for all.." Mikasa said."look under the table" she ordered.
Bert and Erica both looked under the table to see Mikasa's gym bag. If you were to look very closely, you could see the outline of three handguns, rope and a giant body bag peeking out.
"We get the doll...tonight "
(A/N: well there you have it folks, chapter fifteen! Se you in sixteen!)
