Chapter Seven — The First Fight Between The Dynamic Duo


"Black, I can't believe you!" White shouted, her voice booming throughout the set, surprising and catching the attention of the nearby camera people who were packing up their supplies. White stood across Black, her arms crossed with a pissed off look on her face. Black just stood there, awkwardly holding a small stack of papers and her coffee.

"Prez, chill, it wasn't that big of a deal," Black said.

"Wasn't that big of a deal?!" White imitated, raising her voice, "I miss an important meeting because of you! Now, I lost a client!"

"Hey, you already manage all of the Pokespe Drama stars and models, so why do you need to overwork yourself? You clearly can't handle it," Black stated, thinking about the bags under her eyes.

"Oh I can't handle it?!" White snapped. She snatched her coffee and the papers from Black. "I can totally handle it, and I will show you! I will show you! Black, as of right now, you are on break! Don't come back to me until you reflect on yourself!"

"Look Prez, you are—"

"Ah, ah, ah! I don't want to hear your voice!" White shouted. "Unless you're apologizing, I'm not listening!"

"Well, I'm not going to apologize because I think I didn't do anything wrong!" Black argued. "Prez, you're going insane! You need t—"

"Hmm... I feel like I hear a voice," White said, pretending to talk to herself. She ignored his dumbfounded expression, and walked away from him, towards Ruby and Sapphire. Behind her, Black sweatdropped, sighing afterwards.

The two looked at her with awkward looks, wondering whether they should ask about the argument and help them out. White, as their manager, do so much for them, and if they could help her a bit, they would feel better. But it seemed like White was so upset and stressed out that they felt that she would bite and punch them if they asked.

"So hey White, um..." Ruby hesitated, wondering what they should say to her. "Good work today!"

"Yeah!" Sapphire agreed, pumping up a fist with fake enthusiastically, trying to lighten the mood. It was pretty awkward in the whole set when their argument started since they're used to Ruby and Sapphire arguing instead. That, and because they are surprisingly louder.

"Yep," White said, smiling a sweet smile. It had the aura that she wanted to kill someone, making the two sweatdropped. "So anyways, I wanted to tell you that next week, you two will be going to this place to take pictures. The director wants to have a cover page for the series, so he wants to do it professionally."

"We understand," Ruby said, speaking for the both of them.

"Good! I'll see you then at the meeting place! All the information is all on here," she explained, handing the two of them a sheet of paper. "I have to run to Elesa's photo shoot! I'll see you guys later!"

"Uh huh," Sapphire mumbled, waving bye at her.

Once she was out of earshot, Sapphire spoke again, "Should we help her?" she asked him, not arguing for once. She was too worried about the two to argue with him.

"Hmm..." Ruby hummed, placing a hand on his chin, looking deep into thought. "Well White is a pretty reasonable person, and Black is too, sometimes. We should just butt out of their business and let them resolve it themselves. Besides, it's probably gonna blow out in a day! The two can't help but get along!"

"Yeah, I guess you're right," Sapphire agreed. "What's the harm in one day?"


"Wassup Black! What are you doing here?" Blue asked as she let him into their house. She shut the door after he entered, and the two walked to the living room to chat more. Blue had a quizzical look on her face when she saw him bring a suitcase and sleeping bag with him.

"I'm just wondering if you guys have space for me here," Black answered, entering the living room.

On the floor, close to the T.V, Gold was playing video games with Emerald and Silver; Sapphire was napping on the couch; Yellow was napping on the smaller couch peacefully despite their shouting; Ruby was on the single couch, sewing something; Red was playing a DS in the nearby dining room; Green was sitting next to him, reading his book and sipping drink; and Crystal was trying to cook something in the kitchen. You could literally see everyone and the three rooms since there were only one wall, and that's because it's against the sink.

Black sweatdropped. "This place looked bigger when me and Prez visited it last time," he commented. "... Then again, it was empty when we first visited."

"Yeah, besides the bedrooms, this place is pretty small," Blue said. "But too bad for us, the director wanted us to have bonding time, so there's locks on our doors, and we're forced to stay in this small area. The locks on our rooms automatically unlocks 10 PM, which is when we're allowed to go back to our rooms to sleep. And the locks lock again at 11 AM, or after you leave the room after that time. I don't know how the director did it, but I think it's pretty funny."

Black sweatdropped again. "Dude, the director wasn't kidding about the bonding plan," he said.

"Guess so," Blue shrugged. "So, you wanna stay here because you got in a couple's fight or something?"

A blush appeared on Black's face. "WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!" he denied, catching everyone's attention in the room. Crystal looked up from cutting vegetables; Gold, Emerald, and Silver paused the game; Red looked up from his DS; Green adverted his eyes to Black; and Ruby accidently dropped the clothing in his hand due to surprise.

He managed to wake Sapphire up with his loud voice, but Yellow was still fast asleep. "Wha?" she mumbled, rubbing her eyes. It took her a few seconds to recognize the guest in front of her. "Black?"

"OH, SORRY GUYS!" he apologized, raising his voice so everyone could hear. Everyone would've covered their ears like a normal person due to the loudness, but since they know the guy and he was always shouting on the set, they were used to him.

"Stop yelling. The neighbors are going to complain, again," Green said.

"Yo Black! What are you doing here?" Red asked, walking to the living room to talk to him face-to-face.

"I was wondering if I could crash here," Black replied.

"Dude, don't you always hang with White?" Emerald questioned.

Before Black could answer, Ruby interjected, "Oh yeah, what happened to you guys? You and her were arguing so much. I would've asked White, but she was in a 'sparkly' don't-mess-with-me-or-I'll-bite-your-head-off moment, so I didn't question it."

"No way! You and White got into a fight?! But you guys are so chill and friendly with each other," Gold commented.

Black rubbed the back of his head, awkwardly. With a long "Yeaaah...", he explained why, "Well since I'm her assistant and everything, I'm the one who's responsible for making breakfast, keeping the schedules, etc. So, that meant that I was also responsible for waking her. But yesterday, I remembered that she didn't go to sleep until 2 AM, and I was supposed to wake her up at 3 AM. I didn't want her to overwork so much because she got you guys to handle plus the models and new clients, so I wanted her to sleep a bit. That's why I didn't wake her up until 1 PM and she got really upset at me. Then she demanded that I should apologize, and I refused. Then two hours later, I'm here."

"So why don't you just apologize and make everything better?" Blue suggested.

"I'm not gonna apologize for something I didn't do wrong," Black argued.

"Good for you, Black! Be a guy who doesn't get dragged by girls," Gold encouraged.

"Speak for yourself," Crystal said, walking over and hitting Gold's chest with the back of her hand. "Black, I know it was a really friendly gesture and that you're doing the right thing, but you should still apologize. I know that White is overworking herself, but she's working towards her dream. Plus, sleeping eleven hours was a bit extreme for an adult."

"You say that, but you haven't seen the heavy bags still attached to those eyes," Black mumbled, dragging the skin under his eyes with his two fingers for an example. "That's why Ruby and Sapphire were scared of her!"

"Wait, but I thought ya guys were arguing because ya said she couldn't handle everything," Sapphire remembered, thinking back to two hours ago.

"Oh dude, you said that to a girl?!" Blue exclaimed. "You never say something like that to a girl because she's gonna take it personally, then go after you! Also, girls gossip a lot with their friends, so they're gonna talk bad about you, and then make a battle plan to crush you together to get their revenge for hurting their friend."

The boys sweatdropped at what Blue said.

"That is so true!" Sapphire agreed, making the boys surprised that she would do that. "One of mah friends told me that the guy she was dating was cheating on her, so we hatched up a plan and crushed him in the inside. By doing that, we got a bat and crushed his new car which he loved so much that he gave the car a name."

"WHAT?!" Black shouted, having the idea of White doing that. "That can't happened! I just got a brand new BMW and I left it in the garage since it was a twenty minute walk and Prez has the keys!"

"Dude, you should be arrested for messing with a guy's car," Gold said.

"It was okay because he deserved it!" Sapphire said. "Just saying, that friend was White."

"NOOOO!" Black yelled, dropping to his knees with a horrified look.

"I feel you, bro," Red comforted, patting his shoulder.

Green's eye twitched. "I said to stop yelling," he repeated, pissed off.

Sapphire burst out laughing when he saw his reaction. "Chill..." she said in between her breaths as she tried to calm down. "Dude, chill out! I was just kidding!" She high fived Blue, who was laughing as well.

"Oh man... I thought I was going to have a hard attack," Black mumbled, clutching his chest and getting up.

"No, but seriously, we did kill the guy's car," Sapphire said seriously with a straight face.

"Also, girls will get back at you no matter what," Blue warned darkly before going to into a bright smile. "But good luck on that!"

"Don't worry, the girls are just messing with you," Red reassured.

"Yeah, White seems harmless and less insane of some girls I know," Emerald said, shooting looks at Blue and Sapphire.

"... I still think that you guys should make up since this matter is small," Crystal suggested. "I mean, I would've been really mad too, but I would want to make up with the person I got in an argument with. But, you should be the who apologizes. White didn't do anything wrong but exert herself, but you were in a wrong direction as well."

"Crys, you're totally being sexist! Let men be men!" Gold argued.

"Huh?!" Crystal exclaimed. "How am I being sexist? You're the one who just brought up genders right now."

"It's obvious that you're only taking her side though because you're a girl," Gold stated.

"What are you talking about?" she inquired, narrowing her eyes. "I'm only saying that because he was in the wrong as well, and he made her lose some clients, right? That could cost her a lot and it must've hit her really hard, seeing how she's in love with getting new ones!"

"Yah, I'm with Crys," Sapphire agreed.

"Sexist," Gold repeated.

"Okay fine, we are being sexist," Blue admitted. "I'm siding with the girls because if you're on the other side, then you're dead."


"I cannot believe you said that Gold! This is all your fault!" Emerald shouted, smacking his knee.

"Hey! You agreed with me and stood up to them too!" Gold retorted.

"And this is the first and last time I'm siding with you!" Emerald argued back.

"I don't even get why I was locked out too. I didn't even say anything besides the fact that I told Black to shut up before he wakes up the neighbors," Green said grumpily, crossing his arms.

Green, Gold, Emerald, and the other guys along with Black were shoved out of the house and locked out when Gold started to stand up for the guys and stated that the girls are inferior and that they shouldn't be the boss, nor do attacks. Even Crystal was upset, and Emerald dared to side with Gold for the first time. After that, Blue commanded Sapphire to toss the guys out, which she did. And the guys who weren't even saying anything (but was secretly siding with Gold) were tossed out as well since Blue said that guys should live an independent and strong life in their nature habitat: outside.

And they didn't even get to bring anything because their rooms were closed, and because they were tossed out without warning. Black's luggage was still even in the house.

"Okay, so first Black gets kicked out of his... apartment, and we get kicked out of our house. So in the end, we're homeless without anything, and the girls are living in their homes, comfy," Ruby summarized. "How is this fair?"

"This isn't," Silver snapped. "I can't believe I got roped into this too." Silver would've picked the lock but Blue attached a special lock on the front door that he couldn't break.

"Sorry guys," Black apologized, sweatdropping.

Red gave him a small smile and slapped his back. "It's cool, dude! The situation just went out of hand because the girls were going overboard," he reassured.

"Ah ha! So I was right!" Gold shouted.

"Oh crap!" Red cried, widening his eyes in horror when he remembered something. "No! I forgot to save my game, and I've been playing for three hours! Do you know how much I did in those three hours?! I finally caught an eevee, and those things are not even known in Hoenn!"

"That's the least of our problems," Green deadpanned, rolling his eyes. "Do any of you guys have the key for any cars? Because I'm pretty sure that Yellow has the only house key."

"... I only have the key to my apartment," Black replied. Emerald, Gold, Red, Ruby, and Silver shook their heads in reply.

Green sighed, breathing in deeply. "Okay, I guess we just have to get Black's car keys from his apartment then."

"Wait, what?" Black exclaimed.

"We have no choice unless you want to sleep in the garden 'cause the cars are taking up the driveway. And I saw Sapphire use the restroom on it, so that's not even a choice," Green said.

"I agree with Green!" Ruby shouted immediately, shuddering at just thinking it.

"Dude, no! She had the crazy eyes!" Black stated, pointing at his eyes again.

"Okay, you can go sleep in the garden. I'm sleeping in your new BMW," Green replied. "Make sure to clean yourself with hose, or the pee smell will stain."


"You know, your speeches always move people," Red commented.

He and other guys were outside of Black's and White's apartment, following Green because he was the leader in this situation. Since most people were scared of the brunette, including the girls, then maybe White would obey him. Well, that was the only thing Gold, Red, and Black were hoping for. If that plan didn't work, then they were dead meat.

"I know," Green agreed. He turned to Black and held out his hand. "Give me the key now."

"Are you sure about this?" Black confirmed.

"Just be happy that he's asking for it," Emerald said, knowing Green's violent ways. "Just give it to him."

"It's just that Prez is really crazy, and I'm just warning you," Black warned, handing him the key hesitantly.

"White's probably sleeping by now! Don't worry about it," Red assured.

"It's only eight though," Ruby pointed out. "Who sleeps that early?"

"What time does White sleep anyways?" Silver asked.

"She sleeps?" Black replied, surprised, making them sweatdrop. "Okay sure I sort of forced her into a long nap and all, but to be honest, I think that's as much sleep she have gotten in days. She's insane, man. Insane." He repeated to emphasize how much of a maniac she is.

"We get it already. She's a crazy workaholic," Green snapped. "Now shut up. I'm unlocking the door right now and your loud voice is going to give us away."


"Okay first we move in with the guys, get into food fights, get robbed, get humiliated into that stupid reality show, and now, we're being insulted to the point that we kicked the guys out," Crystal summarized. She let out a long sigh and began to rub her temple. "This is not my week."

"It's okay, Crystal. We're going camping soon so you can relax," Yellow assured.

"I really need it too," she muttered.

Blue let out a loud laughter all of a sudden, surprising Yellow and Crystal. She stepped away from the window then high fived Sapphire cheerfully before walking over to the others at the dining table. Seeing their quizzical looks, she answered why she laughed, "Okay, so I got bored and wanted to see their reaction on getting kicked out, and now they're planning to march to White's apartment to get car keys."

"Let's call White and tell her," Sapphire suggested.

"Nice!" Blue high fived her again.

"Guys, stop messing with them," Yellow said. She couldn't really help them much when they were being forced out of the house because she was asleep. And when she did find out after waking up, she felt really bad for them.

"I feel bad for Emerald and Red, but that's all probably," Crystal said. "And Silver, Ruby, and Green and also Black."

"So just Gold you don't feel bad for right?" Blue asked.

"Yep," Crystal responded, making them sweatdrop. "I mean, I don't have anything against the guy, but he kept going on about how girls are inferior and everything. Plus, he snuck into my room last night and took my lotion."

"Gross," Sapphire commented, thinking how creepy that is.

"I am so sorry," Yellow apologized on his behalf.

"You guys are the number one ship," Blue commented, smirking.

"What?" Crystal said.

"What?" Blue mimicked. "Anyways, let's go call White to mess with them!"

Crystal responded, "We shouldn't mess with White. She's already busy and she's trying to handle all her clients like what Black said."

"And we shouldn't act like that to the guys. I'm surprised that Silver haven't unscrewed the door or Green haven't kicked it down yet," Yellow commented.

"Relax, guys! I'm only doing this to mess with them. I'm not actually mad or anything," Blue confessed. "That was acting, duh. The lock part was also a lie since all I did was hold onto the indoor look when he tried to pick it."

"Then why'd you chase them out?" Yellow inquired.

"So that we could have some time to pack for the big trip tomorrow. We're leaving at 4 AM, right?"


Black slowly tip-toed and everyone followed doing the same thing, except for Silver and Green who just walked normally, believing that it was stupid and made more noise with their weight focused on one spot. But then again, it was stupid for them to all come.

"Where the heck is it?" Gold asked, whispering.

"It should be in the kitch—" Black stopped when suddenly around the corner a fire extinguisher came flying in, knocking him back by hitting his forehead. "WOAH!" He fell back onto Red, who got knocked onto Gold. Gold caught himself luckily, but then tripped on Emerald's foot and fell on the guy. Ruby was behind Emerald and dodged it after barely seeing them tumble down backwards.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Black groaned.

"Get off of me! Ya guys are heavy!" Emerald shouted.

"Who's there?" A familiar voice said. An arm appeared from hallway and the light switched on, letting them get a better view. Suddenly, White appeared from the corner with a fire extinguisher in her hand, looking cautious. "I'm not afraid to use th— Huh?" She stopped when she saw the guys that she worked for and Black.

"What the heck are you doing?" Ruby inquired for all of the guys.

"Self-defense!" White answered, placing one hand on her hips. "I heard the door unlocking and I got scared so I tried to use the hardest thing we have in the house to take them down!"

"Since when did we have an extinguisher?" Black grumbled as he got pushed off since he took too long to get up.

She stiffened up, but tried to keep her composure of being upset. "Since now," White answered, putting it behind her back. She sighed. "Anyways, that's not the point. What are you doing, running away from home?"

"Eheheheh..." Black laughed nervously.

"He ran away 'cause ya guys fought," Emerald answered, feeling the need to give it out after thirty seconds of awkward silence and Black's nervous laugh.

"Thanks for clearing it up," Black said sarcastically.

Though it was sarcastic, Emerald accepted it knowing, "No problem."

White sighed heavily and placed a hand on her temple. "When I said to be on break, I meant for about a day or two without work. You didn't have to run away forever."

"Nah, I just wanted to get out for awhile since you were um... angry and all," Black admitted.

"It's okay. I'm not mad anymore," she said. She turned to the other guys when she noticed they were watching them. "So what about you guys? Did you run away from Blue or you came to drop Black off?"

"The second one," Red answered for them, feeling that it was least embarrassing choice.

"Oh, really? Then you guys can go ahead and go home. I got this covered," White assured, believing them.

"Wait, we need the car keys—" Green tried to say something but a hand was immediately slapped over his mouth. He glared at the person who actually dared to do it, giving them a look that literally said 'get your hand off of my mouth this second or I will chop it off'. The poor champ who did it, Gold, took it off at lightning speed, scared of his threats.

He got closer to the spiky brunette and whispered that they shouldn't look like losers in front of their manager by telling her that we got kicked out by the girls. For once, Green agreed reluctantly and stayed quiet.

"Well, since we dropped him off and everything, I guess we'll be leaving now. Have a nice night, White!" Red said, waving goodbye to her.

White smiled back and waved back while Black was slowly getting up and rubbing his head. The fire extinguisher really affected him heavily.


Once they were outside, they walked out of the apartment property until they reached the sidewalk. Green began to speak again when he was sure that they wouldn't hear him. "Okay, now that we don't look pathetic anymore, what the heck are we going to do?" he asked in a sickly nice voice, trying to contain his irritability.

"Plan B," Gold answered quickly, Red high fiving him for the quick save.

"What the heck is Plan B, idiot?" Silver inquired for everyone.

"I'll tell you when I think of it," Gold responded, acting witty.

He immediately got punched by Silver and strangled by Green at that moment.


After they left, White began their previous conversation. "Umm... Black," she began, feeling apologetic, "Look, I am really sorry about what happened and I guess I got angry over nothing. You had good intentions and you just wanted me to rest more because you were concerned, and I should've been thanking you instead of arguing with you."

"Woah," Black said after she apologized, surprised that she actually did it.

"What? Do you think I'm the type to hold grudges?" White asked, a bit offended by his reaction.

"No, no, no. It wasn't that. I just thought you were extremely mad at me," Black responded. "That's the reason why I was going to temporarily leave you because I was worried that I was getting in the way of your work and dragging you down."

"No, that's not it! You help me a lot," White denied. "I just thought you needed a break and all, and I wanted to show you I can handle it. Well, actually I could handle it, but that's not the point. Anyways, the point is, I'm sorry and I hope you can forgive me."

Black nodded. "Me too," he said.

"Great," White said, grinning. "Now that you're back, let's go eat my apology meal!"

"Wait, what?" he exclaimed, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, to show how sorry I was, I made a homemade meal. I just finished it actually," White explained.

"Really? That sounds great!" Black said, already rushing to the kitchen.

White followed behind, entering their small dining room. There was a small wooden table in the middle with plates of unknown pieces of grub. There were just lumps of black matter, and each one of the plates had the exact same thing. Black froze when he saw it.

"Hey Prez, what dishes did you make?" he asked hesitantly.

"Can't you tell? It's eggs, chicken and some spaghetti," she answered. With a smile, she said, "Dig in!"

"Uh okay, yeah sure," Black said, sitting down. He felt that she went through all the trouble to make a homemade meal and he shouldn't deny it. Being the gentleman he is, he decided to try the dark matter she made. Maybe it was just the looks. He got a fork and stabbed through it before opening his mouth and shoving it in. Immediately, his reaction was to throw it up but then he remembered that White was there watching anxiously with a smile so he forced it down his throat and swallowed it.

Forcing the biggest smile he could muster, he said, "Mmm... that was really good. Are you an expert chef?"

White grinned and happily jumped. "Yay I'm so happy that my first dish was good! I hope it fills you up," she said. "To be honest, I was kind of embarrassed because I ended up burning all the dishes like five times after trying to recook them. The landlord gave me a fire extinguisher just in case for it. But it was totally worth getting almost burned for if it made you like it!"

Now, Black couldn't back away. He gave her another smile and nodded nervously as he forcefully shoved the matter in his mouth.


"I'm humiliated," Green stated, feeling pissed off fully.

All of the boys were standing in there backyard after jumping the fence (Emerald carried by Red since he needed help). After they departed with Black, they headed back home since that's the only option left then went to the backyard. They figured that all the girls were asleep right now since they have to wake up for their trip early tomorrow, so they went to the back since that's the farthest from the bedrooms. That, and because Silver was still clueless about the lock. It wasn't the best idea, but it was better than sleeping on pee.

"Do you think they're asleep?" Ruby asked.

"Well Yellow probably is," Red responded.

"Of course you would know that," Green said, rolling his eyes.

Before Red could retaliate, Gold interrupted, "'Kay, Silv, do your thing."

Silver bent down and started to pick the lock with clips he happened to find when they went to Black's and White's apartment. It took him about ten seconds before the lock unclicked. He grabbed the doorknob and slowly twisted it.

"I'm done," he announced, gesturing them.

"That's a really useful skill," Red commented.

"Just go in," Green said, walking past them and entering first. He really needed to take a shower after walking outside for awhile.

Unfortunately, right after he walked in, he was immediately hit with something really hard. He fell backwards because of the force and landed on the kitchen floor without seeing what happened. Red worriedly asked whether he was okay and tried to help him up.

"Oh! I think I got the bastard!" a voice said from the inside.

"What the fuck," Green cussed, getting up by his own.

"Huh? Green?" A familiar female voice inquired from the inside. "Guys, it's Green and the others."

"I'll get the lights," another voice said.

At that moment, the kitchen lights flashed on and the four girls that they lived with spiraled out to the backdoor, looking at the guys with confused faces. All of the girls held questionable things. Yellow was holding a baseball bat, Crystal was holding a frying pan and Sapphire was holding chair in her arm. The most questionable thing was Blue, who held a long metal pipe.

"What the heck are you doing at this hour?!" Green shouted, furious that he just got whacked in the face after being in a bad mood.

"That's my line! We thought you guys were criminals! We heard noises from the side and woke up. Since you guys always came through the front door, we seriously thought it was robbers sneaking in the back," Blue explained. "Dang it. Just when I thought I took him down."

"Why am I not surprised that you're the one who hit me?" Green rhetorically said.

Blue shrugged in return, not caring.

"Are you okay?" Yellow asked worriedly.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Green replied in a bitter tone, muttering something about a pesky woman.

"You guys should come in before you get a cold. Plus, bugs are coming in," Crystal suggested, gesturing them inside. The boys all walked inside afterwards, and Crystal closed the door and went to go return the frying pan to where she found it at.

"Woah, Yellow! Was your hair this long?" Red asked, observing her. She had always put her hair into a ponytail, so it made him surprised to see it even longer than before. Since Yellow woke up suddenly because of Blue, she didn't have a chance to do her hair so it was just naturally down.

"Umm... yeah," Yellow responded, looking down to avoid his gaze before her head explodes.

"Okay, aside from Red's weird obsessions, why are all the girls in the world insane?" Green asked seriously.

"Huh? What do you mean?" Blue asked, seriously offended again.

"White nailed Black in the face with a fire extinguisher when we went to go drop him off," Silver explained.

"Dang, she must've been really mad," Blue commented.

"Nah, it was 'cause she thought he was a robber," Emerald corrected.

"Well, you can't blame us. It's almost midnight and we heard noises," Crystal defended.

"Yah!" Sapphire agreed.

"It's okay ladies, we forgive you," Gold said, speaking up all of a sudden.

"Huh?" Green mumbled angrily, about to punch him for speaking for him.

"We'll forgive you if you take us on your trip tomorrow," Gold finished.

"No way!" Green, Blue, and Crystal shouted at the same time. Yellow was neutral about it, Red and Emerald kind of wanted to come, Ruby and Sapphire already made a bet based on it so they didn't care, Silver just wanted to hang with his sister, and Gold openly wanted to go.

Green held Gold by the collar and gave him a deep glare that literally killed him inside. "Shut up."


A loud sound that sounded much like a fart left Gold's butt and a horrible odor traveled through the small closed space.

"Ew! Gross!" Ruby commented, holding his nose.

"I don't get why you're saying ew! He did it on my foot!" Silver snapped.

"Gold! I told you to hold it in!" Emerald scolded, gagging.

"It's like three hours till we get there!" Gold complained.

Once again, everyone was squished into a car after the guys somehow persuaded to join the trip (Gold telling Blue that her ship could be together and talking her into blackmailing Green to come as well. It was a two hour conversation that made her accept). Unfortunately, they didn't have any large vans available so they had to go with Red's SUV. It wasn't the smallest car, but it wasn't actually the biggest. Since there wasn't as much room as the van, everyone had to squeeze in for the trip.

Green was at the wheel once again and, this time, Crystal was beside him in the passenger seat, sharing her seat with Emerald who sat on her lap. In the back, everyone was squished together. It was first come, first serve on the seats so they didn't have a choice. Blue, Silver, Red and Ruby were in the seats while Yellow, Sapphire, and Gold didn't have one. Red offered his seat to Yellow, but in the end, she had to deny it because she felt bad and it was her fault for being so slow. Since the three didn't have a seat, they had to do alternative uses. Like Emerald, Yellow ended up sitting on Red's lap (Blue told Ruby and Silver to deny it so that they could be together) while Gold sat on the floor on Silver's feet and Sapphire beside him. While everyone were uncomfortably fitting in, Red was playing his DS to get his four hours of work back since his DS ran out of battery before he came back last night.

"Roll down a damn window," Silver demanded.

Ruby did as told and rolled down the window slightly so that the wind wouldn't mess up his hat.

"This trip is so relaxing already," Crystal said sarcastically.

"Well to be honest, I ain't complain' for the first. I am so going to beat ya and win that bet, Prissy Boy!" Sapphire announced, punching Ruby's leg.

He ignored the pain and smirked at her, showing a flash of cockiness in his eyes. "Nah, I'm going to come victorious and you're going to end up as my new model."


A/N — Okay so tbh I wrote this chapter for later purposes (the beginning whereas Black gets into a fight with White), but then decided to post it now to get it out. It was hard to decide what to write before I start on the camp arc, but I'll save those for later! Anyways, yay that I finally updated (even if it is kind of late)! I'm so behind on my other stories, but I think I can do it even though I'm procrastinating hard! :) Ahem, so aside from all that junk, thanks for reading even if agencyshipping was all over it! I thought Black and White needed some spotlight since they're adorable so I just had to write them! That, and because they won't appear for awhile bc of the camping arc so let's remember them now! Sorry non-agencyshippers! Anyways, to the reviews;

mysteryreader6626 — Yes of course I remember you! You review on my other stories, and I tend to look over the reviews once in awhile so I literally know all my reviewers lol. Sounds weird, but oh wellz. Anyways, thank you for thinking it was funny! And yes, shipping is totally a hobby. Pokémon shipping is like the best hobby ever, isn't it? LOL. Thank you for reviewing by the way!
guest — I'm so happy you found it humorous! Thank you XD
hshh — Aw thank you, I'm touched :)
Lighting Arc — Thank you XD
Just Another kid — LOL, I always love your comments since they're funny XD Anyways, thanks for reviewing and all, and also thinking it was humorous! Also, I did not lie, this chapter was literally exploding with agencyshipping! I wanted to get it into the story before the camping arc and all, so I hope you liked it. Whether it was OOC or something. Black and White have a confusing romantic relationship to me tbh. Also, yes, exams literally kill everyone. But yay! It's finally over XD
leontinees — Okay, so first, thank you so much for reviewing on all chapters! I appreciated your comments and remarks! But I have to apologize. Since I pre-wrote this before your review, I couldn't exactly change Blue's personality much, but I'll try to make her less OOC in the next chapter! Also concerning Wally, the same thing for this. The reason why he didn't appear is because I already had something planned and wrote this chapter, but if you really want him so much, then I have a spot for him, but it will most likely be after the camp arc. But again, thank you so much for reviewing and please give me remarks more so that I can fix something!
ElectroPhoenix — I dunno about the feelings about Sycamore, but I gotta say, about the ketchup incident, it's going to be semi-held off for awhile since the camping arc is coming up. Sorry about that, but thanks for reviewing :)
thelasthope2 — Aw your review totally made my day! Thank you so much :)

I am so happy about the reviews and touched that y'all actually think my story is funny! Thank you so much for the follow, favs, and reviews! I LOVE Y'ALL ;)
Also for y'all who read my other story, "My Online Life" I will be updating it this week if you're ever wondering. Like geez, I haven't updated in like 2 months!

I'll try to make time for this fic though of course, and maybe I'll update in less than a month, but I highly doubt it with my slow update