The most annoying thing about Earth is the humans' misconceptions of his Father. The only exception is the human belief that soul mates come from Dad himself. The holiest of his gifts.
It's bloody hilarious.
His Father with all his wisdom never expected humans having a celestial trait.
But the moment Eve took the bite he could feel the bond simmering to life, clicking into place only when Adam did the same.
Some of his brothers and sisters had them too, and he still remembers the shock on Father's face when Amenadiel told him about the potential of one growing inside his grace. He remembers Maze confessing that she could feel one tugging on her non-existent soul.
He remembers his own dormant one sparking to life.
The soul bond, so loved, so treasured by humans had nothing to do with dear old Dad.
And everything to do with free will.
