(sorry for the late upload, I have been overworked and stressed out the past month or so… So I hope when this comes out I haven't pissed you all off TOO much, anyway, I order you to enjoy this new chapter of willy ass crack.)

Hey, Fidel Castro is dead… And people are praising him…

This is why we can't have nice things…

Anyway, pissing off millennials aside, welcome back to this very slow and very bad story. XD If you like this, well thank you but I am not too sure how you do like it, I have butchered parts of it horrifically.

But you are not here to read this shitty opening sequence are you? Get reading ye' bastards! : D

Oh and this may be the last chapter for this arc. TRE S2 is pretty much around the corner. :)

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It wasn't like he had no idea of the time when he awoke, it was more like he had a gap of time that was currently unknown by himself which led to the most certainly far-fetched conclusion that he had no idea of the time…

Totally not the same thing…

However, as Gray opened his eye to the harsh, intense blanket of light it was the second thing on his mind, just below 'How the hell did I end up here?' train of thought. All he remembered was being confined to a balloon prison, being given a front row seat to the beating of that Wakaba guy from Fairy Tail and finding out Pause' identity as a dark guild member…

Then an explosion, absolutely nothing else from that point onward…

His racked his brain, trying to remember after that, but a sigh dragged his attention toward the source like a moth to a flame…

The source of the sound unmistakeable, Long hair covering almost the entire face, a skin tight black vest, the taller frame than his own. Vali was in the bed next to him which made him pause to think for a second before trying to interact.

If he was in a white room with a white bed that had an annoyingly bright light that he'd like to freeze over, with another bed next to him (maybe on his other side to) then that could only leave two options.

1: He was in a hospital…

Or…

2: He was in a hospital…

Both were equally unnerving in his book.

"This place is shit, just saying..." Vali's voice cut through the air, startling Gray out of his skin and almost off of the bed, it was almost amusing if it hadn't been him that had been affected by the cause of his reaction.

Vali really needed to stop being a dick…

Of course, the soft snickers that floated around the room seconds after his little moment gave him the knowledge of Vali's mirth at his expense.

He'd pay…

"I'd see you next fall, but by that look on your face I wouldn't live long enough to follow through with that." That damn smirk found its way onto the Earth Mages face when Gray stayed silent, looking like a red tomato at being caught out…

But Vali shouldn't be smiling at the thought of his painful and quick demise…

"Or maybe you have that face because you wouldn't do it…."

'Oh I would make an exception for you Dirt head.'

"But instead of planning my death could you wake up Dory dor over there? I can't be bothered." Vali asked, lifting his finger to the other side of the room. Where Gray found Doranbo's bed, the thief was still asleep, his head lightly bandaged around the forehead and near the chin. But other than that, he looked perfectly fine.

Those balloons sucked…

Like, really sucked…

Gray really didn't feel like making the effort to wake the thief up peacefully, Vali's words left him feeling annoyed with life once again and he needed to take it out some poor soul…

The urge to cause some bother to Doranbo begun to grow with the thought of unleashing some of his annoyance and soon enough Gray happily gave in to the overwhelming temptation.

"Ice-Make: Mallet!"

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"Ok, first off I have a question." Vali hopped up onto table where Gray and Doranbo were sitting at. The three had left the hospital after one of the doctors kicked them out for the disturbance. Doranbo was rubbing his face and glaring at the smirking Gray as Vali continued to speak.

But now they found themselves outside, with the night close to taking over the twilight and with only their magic (or potions in Doranbos case) to protect them if they got attacked again…

"What do we know about Pause?"

The question gave way to silence, a silence that was left untouched for ten seconds as the two mages tried to think about Pause and anything to do with him…

Thinking appeared to be too painful for the both of them…

"Great, so we know absolutely nothing about him besides a few magic spells he is capable of?"

"Obviously..." Gray's growling reply cut through the air. He had no clue why Vali was even asking such a stupid question. "Now can we get going? We need to find Pause and that Fairy tail guy, whatever his name is…."

Just as he got up to walk off, Doranbo spoke up for the first time since he'd awoke.

"And just what is your plan?"

"Uhh, beat the shit out of those bastards who blew us up? Interrogate pause and get that Fairy tail guy-"

"Wakaba." Sighed Vali, his face and hand becoming great friends.

"Yeah whatever, and get Wakaba out of wherever they have him held up.?"

"And how do you go about doing that?" Vali leaped off of the table and onto the ground below, closing the distance between Him and the Devil Slayer slightly.

"I- I….. uhhh..." Gray could feel a thick bead of sweat form on his forehead…. He hadn't taken that into consideration. "Shit…."

His ears perked up when he heard Doranbo snicker gleefully…

"Between us three, I thought this might happen. So I came up with a little idea whilst you two were arguing on the way out of the hospital..."

"I still won that." Vali chirped sweetly. Blissfully ignoring Gray clenched teeth bared at himself.

"Anyway..." He carried on, ignoring the two of them. "I remembered watching Pause make some origami of a dog from one of the pages from his book. I watched him do it and then make it move around him and that got me thinking."

He paused to take a breath.

"I thought that if I swiped one of the pages from his book and made a dog the same way he did it then it could possibly lead us all the way to him, and by extension that guild guy." He finished proudly, feeling like a genius for such a great plan.

Vali snorted. "In other words, you stole a page from his book."

"Fucking kleptomaniac..." Gray muttered…

Those words had pretty much decimated his happy thoughts within an instant, these two were ass holes and just as bad as each other…

"Ngh! Brats." He fought to keep his anger in check, he didn't want another case of the Vali verbal surgery after all.

"Just pay close attention..."

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"That's what we get for paying 'close attention'..."

"Shut it Vali." Gray smacked him around the head, glaring even after letting his arm fall to his side again.

When the dog had finally stopped Vali hadn't spoken up, the Earth Mage clearly wanted to though. No-one could blame him as the paper dog went around the entire West side of Magnolia, going through alleyways, huge streets and even onto a roof at one point and that was BEFORE Vali had found out that the dog responds to Pause' name.

Then the dog stopped at a random alleyway before it just flopped to the floor lifelessly…

"Ok?" Gray watched Vali pick the lifeless paper up from the ground, staring at it in confusion, almost like he was trying to force it to revive itself if the frustrated expression on his face was anything to go by. "Now why don't you work?"

'And now he's talking to the paper dog, marvellous...' There were many times when gray had wanted to hit Vali, within the two days he had got to know him in, he had found out that he was a very difficult person to like…

But this was taking the piss.

"Vali, you are starting to-"

"REALLY PISS ME OFF!"

Gray's insult was cut off by the sudden loud scream that had emanated from an area near the three kids, causing them all to go silent.

"Did you two jus-"

"SHHHHH!" Gray shushed Doranbo, glaring at him like he was committing a horrible crime. "That was near us and I don't want to lose them and spend the rest of my life wondering through the streets just because you have no tone control!" He hissed his rebuttal before going back to listening…

"Then look down." Vali whispered, snickering a little as he did so. Gray followed where his companions hand was pointing and his eye located a small rectangular glass window just a few inches away from his feet.

How the hell did he miss that?" Was he blind or something/

Oh wait… He kind of was… Somewhat…

"Are you alright Grumpy bollocks?"

"Yeah." Gray shook his head. Trying to forget his complete blunder.

"Well, lets all get on our knees have a peek inside the small hole and get our reward then!" The chirpy voice coming from Vali and the less than innocent implication made Gray to punch him again, but he was already on his knees and looking through the window so Gray and followed his example, Doranbo doing the same seconds later.

The view inside was very revealing…

The window appeared to be in the far corner on the room, no-one seemed to give much attention to it as the residence inside continued to drink, smoke and play games. The subdued nature of the people within and their gritty and less than friendly faces made the place look very uninviting.

The classic henchman room for henchmen…

There was a very big bar, two people behind it who were wearing two stupid outfits that were the opposite colour to the other. One was black the other being white.

The big poker table near the end of the room was almost vacant, but one guy was there, fiddling around with the stack of cards and looking around the room with a vacant gaze as if he was a robot. He wore the standard attire you'd expect a casino employee to wear. A white dress shirt with a suit vest over it along with black trousers and winkle picker shoes.

And finally, there was a portion of the room where only one person lay, tied up and completely beaten up.

"Hang on, I'd recognize that shitty hair from a mile away." Vali gazed at the man in chains. His eyes widening the longer he stared, like he was finally slotting the last few pieces of a mental jigsaw together.

"It's the Elvis impersonator!"

The nickname Vali had made for the guy instantly struck Gray, twisting his head to look at him and nod in irritation though, he knew from the first sight of the hair style…

"Why is he here? Didn't they blow him up?" Doranbo whimpered, trying to keep his voice down in fear of alerting the threatening group inside.

"Maybe they have something else planned for him." The Earth Mage spoke forlornly. "It wouldn't be surprising for people like this."

"How observant…" Gray growled, getting up from the ground. "They didn't kill him. Hmm, maybe they have another idea for him! Well spotted Vali, well spotted indeed."

The deadpan look he got wasn't worth getting angry, especially for no reason…

"The sarcasm is strong with this one..." Vali flipped him off, getting himself up from the ground to look down on Gray. "At least my amazing personality traits are starting to rub off on you."

The steam from the Devil Slayers ears was almost too easy to see. So making the tactile decision to step in, Doranbo quickly brought their attention to himself.

"C-Can we just focus on getting that guy out of there?" He stuttered weakly, trying not to look at Gray's smouldering eye, he could almost imagine the other one turning demonic if it weren't for the eye-patch.

"How? We don't have much of a plan do we? Someone wanted to rush off to the hills and hope that there was no bloody challenge at all!" Vali quipped, giving Gray a glare, the Ice Mage glared back just as fiercely.

"Guys?"

Both heads whirled around, even Vali seemed slightly miffed.

"WHAT!?"

The smell of piss would have been easy to pick up on, but the strong smell just missed the nostrils of Vali and Gray. Doranbo wasn't so lucky though.

Gray looked up to see Doranbo fidget uncomfortably, seemingly unhappy with his life so far. After one particular flinch, a rattling sounded from within the thick clothing on the thief's person.

"The drug..." Was all Gray said. Staring at Doranbo like he held the answers to all of life's problems… "The ones you used to rob us."

Racking his brains, Doranbo tried to figure out what he meant by 'the drug'. Luckily, he caught on quickly, remembering the failed robbing and his first significant failure. As much as he hated to remember that he also remembered the drugs he used to make the robbery attempt…

"How many do you have left?" Vali quickly chimed in, his voice quizzical and hard. "Its obvious that we weren't your first victims. You must have used a portion of those drugs to score the amount you had."

"Allow me to see." Doranbo answered back, cutting off anything else either Gray or Vali were going to say, despite the impatience of Gray he waited still for the result of the thief's fumbling.

When he found what he was looking for, Doranbo whipped the pill bottle out from his onesie, grinning like an idiot. "This is it guys." He chirped, glee evident in his voice as he took the lid off.

His face dropped…

Vali was the first to catch on, leaning forward and looking into the bottle, only for his face too also drop in shock.

"What is it you two!?" Gray exclaimed. His patience wearing thinner with each second that passed by. If they didn't act soon enough then Wakaba was going to pay for their tardiness…

Doranbo tilted the pill bottle down for Gray to see, the Devil Slayers face went white…

Inside the white, sterilised pill bottle, in the corner at the bottom, only one pill remained…

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"This is ridiculous..."

"You are ridiculous."

"I'm ridiculous? Look who's talking?!"

"You are, you ridiculous snowman."

"Stop saying ridiculous!"

"You started it..."

"I am ending it!"

"That's just ridiculous..."

'thump'

"Okay, i'll stop."

"Good..." Gray growled, his face resembling an angry red tomato as he removed his scathing glare away from the grinning Earth Mage, who was holding his nose and trying not to snicker at his companions anger issues… "Now what is the plan again?"

The three kids moved over to the front of the building, next to the entrance. Once the door was open it would be all out hell for the three of them. Before moving from the alleyway they Vali and Doranbo gave the pill too Gray, telling him that he would be the best suited to getting in and out with as much safety as possible.

"Okay, remember the plan Gray, in and out, no scenic detours or antics, just get in, nab Wakaba and if you can Pause too… I would love to give him a bit of a slap about."

"Get on with it Vali..." He hissed.

"Fine… Always ruining my fun. Anyway, once you get them or him, get out as fast as possible. Mission accomplished, then we can worry about Fairy tail." With that out of the way Vali went to the right of the door, ready for the sudden change in atmosphere.

Before Gray could bring the pill close to his mouth however, a hand jutted out of nowhere to stop him. Turning around quickly, he saw Doranbo behind him, looking at him with a serious expression on his face.

"That's was my last pill Gray, so make good use of it. Remember you have 30 seconds to do what you need to do. After that its up to chance. Got it?" He stared him down, for once not looking like a self righteous punk.

'30 seconds… That's all I will need.' "Got it…" He nodded, watching Doranbo nod back before moving next to the entrances left. Even if he had no magic, he had been helpful for the most part, maybe he'd surprise him again.

"Okay guys… Here I go!" Opening his mouth, Gray chucked the pill in and swallowed it whole. The pill awkwardly travelled down his throat and the taste left him wanting to gag, but he ended up stomaching it.

Almost a second later, everything went completely still, like time had been halted to a complete stand still around him. A quick glance showed him the two frozen figures of his companions, Vali stick his middle finger up at him and Doranbo looking nervous about the action.

"I'll sort you out..." Gray growled, sparing a second to walk up to Vali, before reeling his right foot back and launching it straight between his legs, hearing the satisfying crunching sound. "Lets see how you like that."

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The inside was just as threatening as Gray expected it to be. Everyone had moved slightly to different areas and such, but other than that it was just like he saw it mere minutes ago.

"Wakaba." He looked around, searching the sea of bodies to locate the Elvis impersonator. "There you are." He grinned.

Picking up his speed, Gray avoided the solid figures, making his way over to Wakaba in mere seconds.

"Hang on you old git, I'm here to get you out." He spoke, quickly constructing an icy knife to cut the thick rope tying the old man up before effortlessly dragging him across the floor. Making good distance in a short space of time…

Then his eye caught something…

It was faint at first and he had no clue on how he had missed it before, but a flash of white hair was all it took for him to see the thick rimmed glasses on the face of Pause Lightless. He looked beaten and bruised, even more so than Wakaba did, blood was slightly visible near his mouth and cheek and he had particularly nasty cut and bruise on his nose, which was possibly broken…

"Pause..." He whispered, shock almost making its way into his voice.

It was almost just as soon as his lips uttered his name, that the worst thing in this situation happened… People started making signs of motion, walking, noises and the winds blowing were just a few warning signs...

But now he knew…

That his pill had run out…

"Shit." Was all he said before he was instantly spotted.

"Hey, you! Brat, how the hell did you make it in here!?" One of the men said, looking at him threateningly, or so he thought…

"None of your business ass hole." He retorted back, unafraid of such a weak attempt at intimidation.

The man just laughed, as did most of the others in the room…

"Oh, so you've got a mouth on you huh? Well, we'll make sure to sort that out!" The man shouted before making a sprint for the Devil Slayer.

Gray forced himself to dive out of the way just as the man went to jump on him. Lashing out with his magic, he struck him and some of the men behind the man which sent them tumbling to the ground like rag-dolls.

"If you want a fight that badly, then bring it!" He yelled, anger beginning to cloud his vision whilst adrenaline started to set in. He turned to face a group of four stalking towards him, angry expressions on their faces. "Ice-Make: Freeze arrow!"

Within seconds, he had a beautifully crafted bow in his hands as he fired its magical arrow into the nearest guys chest. In impact the arrow exploded into a huge chunk of heavy ice, not only knocking the first guy down, but the rest of the group to follow…

"This is getting easier and easi- OOF!"

Just as he went to finish the sentence, out of nowhere a fist rocketed into Gray, taking full advantage of his blind spot before forcing him to barrel into three tables and land on the ground. He coughed, having the wind knocked out of him as he stood up, instantly bringing his hands up to block the next punch from the same fist, growling, he froze the offending limb before sticking it to the nearby wall with his Devil Ice…

It was then he saw the attacker…

"Hey, I remember that brat from earlier!" Cried the Balloon Mage. His devious grin never leaving his face, despite the outrage his voice held. "Its the one that little pussy over there got medical attention for!"

'Pause…? He did that? Why?!"

That information was enough to shock Gray stiff… He never expected pause too do that for him, or the others. He was in a dark guild, why would he help the good guy?!

Unless, he was a good guy too… Just in the wrong place…

Unfortunately, He never saw the other fist from the other mage from earlier. The punch slammed straight into his face, knocking him up into the air and disorientating him until he hit the ground again with a hard thump.

This was not going well at all…

Why was he unable to fight back?! He had managed to take on the most dangerous criminal in the north!, He had taken out a giant with just a few attacks! He had taken on Deliora and almost won!

As his brain tried to think of a reason for his lack of power, a wave of tiredness suddenly washed over him like a tidal wave, his eye widened from the sudden sensation.

Then that was when it hit him. His magic was almost depleted, the events over the last week had taken a great toll on his magic and body, he felt tired more often, his magic was barely managing to one up simple people with weapons and a bit of weak magic.

He hadn't been taking care of himself, he was too damn young to be exerting himself this much, yet here he was, just throwing his magic and strength about like he had an endless amount of it stored up inside of him!

He was an idiot… And soon, he'd be a dead idiot…

"Master!" Shouted the Balloon Mage, glee now evident in his voice.

Gray hesitantly looked over, wince as he finally felt his fatigue take effect on his body. What he saw only made the situation worse… The guy everyone here seemed to call 'master' walked closer to him. His outfit was very odd, consisting of an eggplant shaped suit with ridiculously huge shoulder sleeves and black leather elbow length gloves. His shoes were simple spotted flippers, making him look like some sort of morbidly obese frog.

He wasn't all too pleasant to look at…

'Vali and Doranbo better hurry up!' For the first time in years, Gray felt a twinge of panic surge through him as the malicious man got closer to him.

"My my my..." He chuckled, his voice posh and deep. "Anyone acting on their own accord will face repercussions..." The insane mage continued to get closer.

That was then Pause started shifting, waking up slowly as he took in his surroundings.

"Gray?" He winced… "What are you doing here?" He asked weakly…

"Came to see your charming family… What do you think i'm here for you idiot!?" He whirled around, facing the battered boy with clenched teeth. Why did he come back here if these people did this to him?

That and many questions whizzed around in his head at what felt like the speed of sound. He tried to make sense of them, almost hurting himself mentally, but nothing logical could make its way up…

A glimmering shine then caught Gray's attention, it was coming from Pause…

He was tearing up…

"I'm so sorry Gray..." The whimpering lilted through the room, bouncing off of the walls and reverberating off from them, creating a cacophony of anger traced with utter sadness. Pause had lost any of his composure from the last time Gray had seen him and was now openly crying in front of everyone causing every member of the guild to look on in disgust, an observation Gray noticed…

"What?"

He didn't get an answer for a few moments, realising that what Pause was trying to say or emote must have been very hard for him to do.

"I-I..." The boy growled, his emotions starting to effect his motor skills as he tried to form a coherent sentence through his tears. "The reason I came here was to destroy Fairy Tail!"

If the sudden loudness didn't make the Devil Slayer jump then the revelation certainly did. Almost like he'd been electrocuted, he staggered backwards trying to keep his balance before going completely still, trying to take in what his friend had said.

It was almost like his blood had frozen, before it started to boil…

Clenching his fists, he turned and glared at the sadistically grinning man, The face heavily covered in make up gave him the look of a truly insane individual as he lowered his gaze to meet his own.

"You will suffer… I promise you that..." Was all he could think of to say, his vision slowly going red with hatred. He was angry, he was feeling hate, not the strongest hate he'd experience but enough to make him want to hurt the one responsible for the problem. How dare this sick fuck do this to a child, a child his age no less, the child had magic and that deserved no privileges, but to cause Pause harm and make him so distraught for his own disturbed goals made Gray truly realise one thing…

He wanted this man to feel pain, like his mind had thrown away all sense of rationality and thought and was now running on the pure unfiltered hatred he felt for this person, no monster…

All of this because he wanted Fairy Tail murdered too…

"It seems you have figured out who gave him the order..." The guild master chuckled, his voice taking a malicious edge as he dropped the humoured look and glared at Gray with as much malice as he could. "But since you now know of my face and goals, you cannot be allowed to leave alive, after all, I can't have you ruining my life goal..."

Gray, despite his anger could tell that what was going to happen next would be the defining moment for his life, like the stars had aligned for this one moment and had struck him with an invisible arrow that penetrated his emotional state. As he watched the guild master through extremely heated vision he could see the evil smile crawling onto his face like a bug onto his arm before he looked at Pause, who had got back some sense of composure but was still sniffling and scared stiff.

"Pause, you know that your masters orders are absolute yes?" He got a nod in response. "Then here is my next order for you… Kill that insolent little runt over there… Kill your little friend..."

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"I am telling you, we need to move in now."

The tense atmosphere between the thief and mage had begun to fester into slow fear that ebbed its way into their hearts. Gray was nowhere to be seen, no Pause or weirdo Elvis impersonator in sight neither. To make matters worse, the doors had snapped shut as soon as Gray had took the pill and no matter what Vali or Doranbo did it wouldn't even so much as make a dent in the seemingly unbreakable door.

The worry for their grumpy companion and the lack of anything was beginning to cause the frustration within Vali to grow, his hands were shaking as he threw his arms out to the sides of his body, lashing out at the door with another barrages of deadly sharp Earthen spikes, once again, barring no results for the trouble.

The worst thing for Doranbo though was that he knew that he could do absolutely nothing to help calm Vali down from his building anger, nor could he help Gray from inside, the only pill he had was gone, used up and now he didn't know if he had sent a kid to his death or if he had made it out some other way…

"Vali, calm it down!"

"It won't fucking open!"

"Well you aren't helping at all!"

"Well spotted Dory!" He whirled around, his red face contorted into an angry scowl that he hadn't ever been seen with by Doranbo. "Maybe you'll find out what we breath in next! Who knows huh!?" It was honestly quite terrifying, watching the normally humorously aloof Earth Mage become wrought with worry and turning that worry into anger…

Especially when that anger was directed at him...

"Maybe if you could calm down we could actually come up with a plan!?" He tried once again. Hopelessly reaching out to the now frenzy induced mage. Watching as he growled obscenities through his breath and took running kicks at the door…

"Every second we are out here, Gray could be in more danger! Do something!" He cried, giving up on the door to desperately glare at Doranbo, who glared back heatedly.

"Like what!?" "He yelled, he couldn't take it any more he could feel the magic around Vali engulf the surrounding area and himself, it felt like rolling waves of powerful emotions that seemed to not only smother him, but blind him to everything but Vali's expression…

He really did care for Gray, as much as he played things off…

"You expect me to know that?" The reply from Vali was just as he expected, unhelpful.

"Yes!"

"Well too bad then!"

"I have no magic Earth boy!" the rage had hit a peak for the thief as he exploded in front of Vali, making the earth mage reel back slightly from shock. "I can't do anything! We can't get in! We have no plan!"

That somehow stilled the raging fire inside the two. Everything felt lighter all of a sudden, but the forlorn reality still draped over them, stopping the two from forgetting the situation they faced…

It was clear that the door was guarded by some sort of magic. The fact that Vali, who had been able to smash other things much harder than the door, was unable to break was only proof of that.

There had to be something though…

Vali, wiped his forehead of sweat, the strain of his excessive use of magic beginning to take effect on him… The fatigue that set in really made him question his decision to bombard the door with offensive spells. But just as he looked up to gather another gulp of air he noticed a group of people disappear behind the building on the other side, confused, he went to investigate only to see a shadow move from the wall next to him… Frowning, he looked up and his eyes widened in shock to see another group of people move out of his sight on the roof of all places…

"Dory, hold on..." He muttered, the thief barely caught what he had said due to his low volume.

"Wait wha-ahhhhh!" Before he knew what was happening, he was being propelled into the air, Vali standing calmly on the other side of the platform that had started elevating…

Elevating…

"What are you doing!?" He yelped, shock and slight fear taking the thief's voice for its own as he spoke. Just what was the psychotic Earthen asshole doing now?

"Taking a trip to the roof, what does it look like?"

If looks could kill… Vali would be dead right now… He just grinned lazily so at least he was normal once more...

However, just as soon as Doranbo was about to reply he stumbled to the ground, the platform had stopped abruptly and Vali gave no warning, the fact that he was smiling at him cheekily showed that it was intentional.

Then he turned his head around and the smile was replaced with shock…

Doranbo couldn't blame him…

What was in front of them was a huge group of weirdly dressed people, one with his hand blazing with purple flames and he looked at the two in apprehension. Another was floating slightly, looking surprised by their sudden visit.

Then there was one old man that stood out in the middle of the group, a small old man. The top of his head lacking any hair whilst the sides were still full of thick grey strands that stuck out in two styled directions. His facial hair styled too around his mouth and chin. Not once did he take his eyes off of the two, looking curious, but cautious…

Then Vali noticed the strange looking pattern on all of the members bodies, in various areas and colours.

That was when he was ready to fall over from the realisation as to whom he stood in the presence of…

"Vali… What is it?"

"..."

"Vali…?"

"It's Fairy tail..."

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So this has taken me almost TWO MONTHS to get out… And the Fidel Castro meme at the top is most definitely out of date by now…

What a great staart to the new year huh? A dead meme and a shitty chapter… I am sorry for the quality of this chapter, but it was a build up chapter, an extremely BORING one at that though… No matter my talent I will struggle with this type of chapter.

So to make up here is the newest Hastag out their. XD

#JunkOutForJosephine

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You will be missed…

To comment on recent chapter, I have been both disappointed and completely bored from then on. No battle has been good or tense, no real life is being taken away, and all that happened recently was the slow decline of Wendy.

Seriously, from saving that useless cunt Juvia to getting her body back from Irene!? Well, Mashima has officially destroyed Wendy for me… I do not like her character anymore because of how much he has fucked her up…

Mashima, just stop before you makes things worse than they are… You have turned my favourite anime into a guilty pleasure anime…

Well thats it from me… see you next time, in a few years… Maybe… No definitely not. XD

One more chapter left until I take a break and we begin the 'Fairy Tail' arc.

Stay cool,

-Viperhat