Okay. Here goes nothing. Here is the official timeline of Chasing Smoke, House of Cards, and Cheating Fate. Everyone gets brought up into the ninja world so freaking young. What is wrong with people? I will only go up to what has been currently revealed in the plot, even though my official timeline is much longer.
PK - Stands for Pre-Konoha
ME - Stands for Modern Era
1000 PK -
• Kagauya is hailed as the Rabbit Goddess after eating the Fruit of the Shinju Tree and creating modern chakra.
876 PK -
• Kagauya merges with the Shinju Tree to become the Ten-Tails in an attempt to reclaim the chakra she had passed on to her twin suns, Hagoromo and Hamura
• Hagomoro defeats the Ten-Tails and seals it within himself in order to protect the world by undoing Kagauya's Infinite Tsukuyomi, become known and hailed as the Sage of The Sixth Paths
726 PK -
• The Sage of The Sixth Paths splits the Ten-Tails into the Nine Bijuu - Shukaku, Matatabi, Isobu, Son Goku, Kokuo, Saiken, Chomei, Gyuki, Kurama (In order of Tails) and allows them to roam the earth.
725 PK-0 ME -
• Era of The Warring States. 14PK marked Hashirma Senju becoming clan head for the Senju, and, Madara Uchiha become clan head for the Uchiha
0 ME -
• Founding of Konoha, after the creation of the Senju-Uchiha Peace Treaty
• Hashirama Senju becomes the First Hokage
10 ME -
• Start of the First Shinobi War
16 ME -
• Death of Hashirama Senju
• Tobirama Senju becomes Second Hokage
• Creation of the Uchiha Police Force, the Academy, Anbu, and the Chuunin Exams
• End of the First Shinobi war with the first treaty between Konoha-Kumo Peace Signing
18 ME -
• Team Sarutobi created
26 ME -
• Minato Born January 25
27 ME -
• Kushina Born July 24
34 ME -
• Kushina moves to Konoha to become the new host of the Kyuubi
•Kushina (8 years old) and Minato (9 years old) join the academy
35 ME -
• Jiraiya takes Minato as his apprentice
36 ME -
• Start of the Second Great Shinobi War
• Death of Senju Tobirama
• Hiruzen Sarutobi becomes Third Hokage
• Hanzo defeats Jiraiya, Tsunade and Orochimaru in battle: lets them live and the three are dubbed the legendary Sannin
• Birth of Iburi Fuyu (e.g Anomie Kougin) February 6
• Death of Anomie's father
37 ME -
• Iburi clan relocates to caves, west of the border of the land of Fire
• Anomie's mother seeks refuge from Orochimaru and begs him to help her daughter
• Birth of Uchiha Obito February 10
• Birth of Nohara Rin November 14
38 ME -
• Birth of Hatake Kakashi September 14
• Orochimaru discovers the Iburi clan with the help of Anomie's mother Nagisa
• Orochimaru places a Chakra seal on Anomie's (2 years old) arm
• Jiraiya starts training Nagato, Konan, and Yahiko
39 ME -
• Anomie's mother finds out about Orochimaru's experiments of the Iburi children
• Nagisa flees with Anomie
• Anomie (3 years old) and mother settle in Kemuri
40 ME -
• Kushina (14 years old) kidnapped by Kumo and rescued by Minato (15 years old)
41 ME -
• Kemuri attacked by Kumogakure, marking the first attack of the Second Shinobi War on the Land of Fire soil
• Anomie turns 5 years old, Kakashi 3, Obito and Rin 4 years old
• Birth of Kabuto February 29
42 ME -
• End of the Second Shinobi war
• Jiraiya leaves his students
• Kemuri brothels gain more popularity with the span of decreasing moral after the war
• Anomie (6 years old) is almost taken away by scouts for brothels. Mother and daughter relocate to south side of Kemuri
• Kakashi (4 years old) joins the academy. Rin and Obito (5 years old) join the academy
• Anomie's mother is murdered
• Anomie is sold to her first brothel
• Birth of Uchiha Shisui October 19
43 ME -
• Kakashi (5 years old) is promoted to Genin
• Kabuto (2 years old) taken in by Konoha orphanage
44 ME -
• Orochimaru begins experiments on children, including Tenzo (2 years old)
• Kakashi (6 years old) promoted to Chuunin
• Sakimono Haji (village council of Kemuri) takes an interest in Anomie (8 years old). Anomie is resold to the Yūkaku house
• Birth of Izana Tsukasa October 28
45 ME -
• Death of Sakumo Hatake
• Birth of Uchiha Itachi June 9
• Sakimono Haji rapes Anomie (9 years old)
• Anomie promoted to lead dancer
46 ME -
• Start of the Third Shinobi War
• Tenzo is found by Shimura Danzo
• Obito and Rin are promoted to Genin
• Tsukasa's (2 years old) father butchers the Izana clan branch 1 and takes Tsukasa's eye
47 ME -
• Kemuri is destroyed and Anomie is raped twice
• Anomie is saved by Kakashi, Rin, and Obito; moves in with Rin
• Tsukasa (3 years old) discovers she is in the body of her killer and is abandoned in the land of Keys and taken in by the traveling entertainers
• Birth of Kazuma Misaki September 28
• Birth of Hyuuga Hikaru December 9
48 ME -
• Anomie (12 years old) moves in briefly with Obito and Rin (11 years old)
• Rin's mother is killed in action in the front lines; the Battle of Amegakure's Last Stand
• Anomie sells her body to Konoha's brothel
• Minami releases Anomie's Chakra seal
• Anomie and Jiraiya's first meeting
• Kakashi is promoted to Jounin
• Obito becomes Chuunin
• Original Akatsuki is formed
• Konoha buys Anomie's freedom from the brothel and she joins Anbu
• Obito "dies"
49 ME -
• Anomie is trained by Saru
• Birth of Shion April 4
• Anomie's first mission December 24
50 ME -
• Kabuto recruited into Anbu root
• Itachi (5 years old) becomes traumatized by the ongoing war; activates Sharingan
• Minato destroys the Kanbi Bridge, becoming known as the "Yellow Flash of Konoha"
• Demon placed inside Rin by Kirigakure Shinobi
• Death of Nohara Rin by the hands of Hatake Kakashi
• Kakashi and Obito awaken Mangekyo Sharingan
• Birth of Hyuuga Neji July 3
• Birth of Tenten March 9
• Birth of Rock Lee November 27
• Death of Uchiha Madara
• Death of Yahiko; birth of the New Akatsuki
• Kakashi (12 years old) joins Anbu with Anomie (14 years old)
• Tadashi, Anomie, and Kakashi form team Ro and have first mission
• End of the Third Great Shinobi War (but only in name)
• Konoha fights unknown enemy at Kikyo Pass
• Minato named Fourth Hokage
• Anomie and Kakashi go on the mission of eliminating the "Freedom Fighters"; rogue Konoha Shinobi, bent on eliminating Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa from all Konoha's territories
• Anomie's Seduction and Espionage mission
• Kakashi breaks off from Anomie's team
51 ME -
• Tsukasa (7 years old) returns to Konoha
• Tsukasa meets Itachi (6 years old) meets Shisui (9 years old)
• Tsukasa separates from the Izana clan and starts at the academy
• Iwa ninja hunter ninja in crow masks attack Tsukasa, Itachi, and Shisui in attempts to steal a Uchiha's Sharingan
• Itachi, Shisui, and Tsukasa join team 6
• Birth of Aburame Shino January 23, Haruno Sakura March 28, Akimichi Choji May 1, Inuzuka Kiba July 7, Uchiha Sasuke July 23, Nara Shikamaru September 22, and Hyuuga Hinata December 27
• Uzumaki Naruto is born October 10; Kyuubi is released by Obito
• Death of Saru, Anomie gravely injured
• Genma takes Anomie to Third Hokage, who warns him of the upcoming Kyuubi threat
• Death of Shion's father by Kyuubi
• Death of Umino Nozuki and wife by the Kyuubi attack. Iruka Umino now orphaned
• Minato seals Kyuubi's Yang half of Chakra into Naruto
• Death of Minato (26 years old)
• Death of Kushina (25 years old)
• Sarutobi retakes Hokage position
• Anomie falls into a coma
52 ME -
• Anomie (16 years old) finds the first body of a child victim
• Second body found by Anomie
• Orochimaru approaches Anomie
• Anomie finds the next body; Kakashi is promoted to Anbu captain
• Chuunin exams in Kumogakure, marking the the first Chuunin exam in Kumo since the war ended
• Anomie finds next body, taken into questioning at T&I
• Anomie (16 years old) sleeps with Genma
• Zabuza Momochi slaughters the Kirigakure graduating class
• Kabuto becomes Genin under Orochimaru
53 ME -
• Tsukasa joins Root
• Itachi (8 years old) loses his first teammate in Anbu mission
• Hyuuga Tetsuna joins team Neko under the mission of guarding Umehoshi Yaya, daughter of the Raikage, back to Kumogakure as a diplomatic act of trust
• Akatsuki's Kisame attempts to assassinate Umehoshi
• Tetsuna is killed by her leader, Anomie and the mission is a success
• The Second Peace treaty between Konoha-Kumo is signed
• Anomie (17 years old) is suspended
• Kakashi (15 years old) and Anomie kiss
• Orochimaru rescues Anomie for her training in order for them to have a training session; manipulates her with promises of power and freedom
• Kakashi becomes spy for Danzo's Root division
• The Hokage officially suspects Orochimaru's loyalty
• Anomie finds out the truth of Orochimaru's experiments; Orochimaru flees the village
• Anomie meets Kabuto and reunites with the Iburi clan
• Iburi clan is destroyed and Anomie slaughters the Konoha Anbu pursuit force
• Orochimaru flees Konoha and Anomie becomes a missing ninja and meets Kimimaro
54 ME -
• Anomie kills the Hoshimozu clan and gains the clan's forbidden scroll
• Anomie and "Tobi" reunite, Tobi heals her wounds and offers her an Akatsuki position. She declines
55 ME -
• Anomie is given a mission to seal Naruto's (4 years old) Chakra
• Anomie takes Sakura's body
• Minami (her former brothel owner) and Anomie sleep together
• Anomie seals Naruto's Chakra and wounds Kakashi before fleeing the village
• Anomie's next mission to kidnap Uzumaki Karin
• Kakashi leaves Anbu and Hokage makes him rejoin the Jounin corps in standard forces, making him a teacher
• Kakashi (17 years old) fails his first Genin team
• Birth of Konohamaru December 30
• Tsukasa meets Kakashi and steals Anomie's seal of protection
• Tsukasa and Anomie meet; Anomie agrees to kill the Uchiha elders
• Anomie kills and impersonates Xiao Wei, killing Yamamoto and stealing his summoning scroll
• Kakashi fails another Genin team
• Kakashi joins Itachi's mission to find Orochimaru through Anomie
• Anomie kidnaps Karin Uzumaki and is nearly captured by Kakashi and Itachi
• Anomie activates of the summoning scroll and takes command of the undying birds, the Ho'ou
• Kakashi and Anomie Reunite and Anomie promises they won't see each other again
56 ME -
• Uchiha Shisui and Danzo battle, resulting in Danzo stealing Shisui's eye. Shisui entrusts his remaining eye to Itachi and commits suicide, thus awakening Itachi's Mangekyū sharingan
• Tsukasa and Itachi aid Anomie with the Uchiha massacre
• Anomie attempts to let the Anbu ninja kill her, Tobi rescues her.
• Anomie joins the Akatsuki
57 ME -
• Anomie gets poisoned by Kazehaya Mineko
• Anomie and Tsunade meet; Tsunade heals her wounds
• Jiraiya and Anomie reunite; Anomie tells him why she massacred the Uchiha clan
• Kimimaro and Anomie fight; she finds out she can do wood release (although it is weak and unstable)
• Anomie reunited with Tsunade and Kakashi; taken prisoner
• Anomie gets poisoned and nearly dies from Orochimaru's pawn.
• Anomie joins with Kisame to search for the four tailed jinchuriki, Rōshi. Team Itachi intercepts so she could turn into the information she gathered on the Akatsuki, Anomie massacres a portion of a village south of Konoha.
• Yoshimaru is ordered to kill Gaara of the desert, but fails, causing Gaara's mental breakdown
• Orochimaru leaves the Akatsuki and uses the Living Death Reanimation for the first time to take a new body.
• Tamaki Dairo mission. Anomie (21 years old) kills him
58 ME -
• Tsukasa (14 years old) leaves Anbu root and asks to become a Jounin instead; takes Jounin test and passes
• Tsukasa becomes the youngest sensei in Konoha's history
• Shion (9 years old), Hikaru, and Misaki (11 years old) form team 3
• Tsukasa assigns first preliminary mission to steal something of value of Itachi's
• Shion steals all his underwear, they pass ungracefully into official Genin. Itachi is annoyed.
• Anomie (22 years old) meets up with Itachi in Konoha.
• While in Konoha, Kakashi (20 years old)and Anomie reunite and she explains a bit of the truth behind her latest crimes.
• December: Tsukasa's team gets a B rank, alongside Itachi and Anko.
• Anomie and Kisame take up the mission to regain Orochimaru's Akatsuki ring
• Shion murders Kazehaya Mineko, poison master. This causes her to have a mental breakdown and have her first case of forced selective amnesia as a coping method.
• Orochimaru brings Rin back to life (Briefly). Anomie gets a near fatal injury.
• Anomie searches for the stone to control demons so she can trade it from Orochimaru to get Rin's soul back. Joins Jiraiya, double crosses him, and steals the stone from him.
• Anomie decides instead to destroy the stone, enlists Kakashi to help since she is still injured af and has terrible luck with enemies.
• Kakashi and Anomie get attacked by Mangetsu and Mikka (who are looking to kill Anomie). Anomie burns more of her soul to use the Ho'ou's power to kill Mangetsu.
