Chapter 3: Straw hat meets the Red White maiden

"Ahh! How much longer witch my legs are getting tired!" Luffy shouted as He and Marisa walked along a dirty path. After meeting Rumia, Marisa told Luffy about youkai or cool monsters as Luffy dubbed it. Marisa thought that since Luffy and the shooting stars fell down from last night were connected, it could turn into an incident. So now Marisa is taking Luffy to her best friend. The Hakurei maiden. "Not long now we should be getting nearer to the stairs." Marisa said not effected by Luffy's whining.

"Hmm why couldn't we just flew their with your magic stick?" Luffy asked with a pout face. "First is called a broom, and second..." Marisa said as she was thinking how that would play out.

"THIS IS SO COOOOOLLL! WE'RE REALLY HIGH UP!" Luffy shouted as he leaned over the broom. "Whoa careful there Ze. We don't want you fa..." Marisa stopped as she felt the broom gotten lighter. "What?"

"HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!"

"GAHH I'M COMING!"

"Um I think is best if we just walked, alright Ze?" Marisa said Luffy pouted cutely. "Fine." Luffy said upset. "Well we're not that far off look." Marisa said as pointed up to stairs next to her. "EHH! We gotta climb that!?" Luffy shouted. "Yep now come on, we're burning daylight Ze." Marisa said but stopped as Luffy yelled.

"Wait! I got an idea!" Luffy shouted as Marisa felt she had just sweatdrop. "For some reason I got a very bad feeling about this Ze." Marisa said as she prepared herself.


On top of the stairs is a big red tori gate and beyond it you would see a run down shrine. The shrine looked like it has been their for years and have been unkempt but is still standing strong. You would think nobody is living here but really this is the home of a shrine maiden.

On the porch you could a young looking ginger headed girl with a huge gourd filled with unlimited sake in it. She has brown eyes and has long ginger hair that reached to the top of her skirt tied with a chain with a blue cube on the end. Has two horns coming out, decorated with red and purple ribbons. Wears a tattered white singlet and a long purple skirt and a belt on her waist.. Has chains on both wrists that are hanging on a red pyramid and a yellow sphere. She is Suika Ibuki the free-spirited Oni.

Right now Suika is really tired and is ready to go to sleep after what that shrine made Suika do. 'Now I don't know if I regret coming back here.' Suika thought as she remember the maiden told her to do some chores the night before while she herself went inside. Suika don't know what she done in their but she had heard some crashing but it wasn't much as she heard snoring afterwards. 'Wonder who she drank with last night, probably Yukari hehe.' Suika thought giggling herself.

She stopped giggling as she heard something, like someone is flying up here. 'Who could that be?' She thought as she she heard someone shouting that gotten nearer and louder.

"Gum Gum No SOOORRRRRRYYYYY FOOOOR THEEEEEEEEEE INNNNNTRUUUUUUSIIIIIIOOOOOONN!"

*BOOOOMMM!*

A loud boom landed and dust started to cover the the porch. "Who was that? Was that you Marisa?" Suika knew Marisa does some destruction when she comes by but never that might cause Reimu to get all over her head about it... Sometime.*Groan.* "Man Luffy warn me next time you do that, even I am not that reckless!" Marisa shouted as the dust begin to disappear.

"Ah but that was fun lets do it again!" Luffy shouted already standing up with arms in the air. "Hey Marisa." Suika said as she was interested in this newcomer. Marisa looked over as Suika and grinned. "Oh hey Suika drinking again are we?" Marisa stated as Luffy stared at Suika with a raised eyebrow.

Luffy tilted his head and asked. "Hey Witch why is this little girl drinking?" Suika was chuckling when she head Luffy called Marisa a witch but stopped. "Hey I might look like one but I'm a lot older then I look. I might even be older then your Grampa." Suika said as Luffy's jaw been brought down.

"NANI! But my grampa is so old!" Luffy shouted as Suika laugh boastfully as she drank from her Gourd. Marisa chuckled as she asked Suika. "So what brings you to the Shrine?"

"I could say the same thing." Suika said as she brought down her gourd. "Though I suppose it has something to do with this kid."

"Hey I'm not a kid I'm Monkey D. Luffy, the man who will become the Pirate King!" Luffy shouted fist raised as Suika stopped chuckling. 'Pirate king, sounds like something kids would play as in there games. But this guy is super serious.'

Before anything else could be said the door burst out. "WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS NOISE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" A girl in red and white shouted angrily. This girl has just under shoulder length black hair with a big red bow with white frils on the sides and brown eyes. She wore a shoulder less red miko uniform with a detached sleeves leaving her shoulders uncovered and yellow tie tied around her neckerchief with a ruffled up white socks. And lastly she is helding up a Gohei with many paper seals attached in streamers. She is Reimu Hakurei the Flying Mysterious Shrine Maiden.

"WAH IS NAMI!" Luffy shouted in panic. Unlike the others Luffy doesn't mind what Nami does even if it involves Money. But her getting angry is another story as her anger most of the time goes to Luffy. Even if he is made out of Rubber Nami for some reason could hurt Luffy with her punches.

Reimu looked at the newcomer in anger but calm down a littler. "Who are you, are you here to donate?" Reimu said as like you could see her eyes turn into Yen signs. Although Luffy is confused as he saw that she wasn't the short red headed girl she knew as Marisa and Suika was dumbfounded.

"Oi oi went you yelling at us a second ago Ze?" Marisa mumbled not to bring angry Reimu back. Luffy scratched his head. "What is donate, does it taste good?" Luffy asked already started drooling. "Didn't we just eat not too long ago?" Marisa mumbled again as now is Reimu's turn to be dumbfounded. "What do you mean donate means for you to give me money." Reimu said as her anger is slowly coming back.

"Why would I give you money?" Luffy asked back completly confuse as Marisa chuckled. "He got you their Ze." Marisa said but that got Reimu's attention back to her. "Oh hey Marisa. Tell me why would you bring this buffoon here?" Reimu said as Marisa flinched at the sound of her voice. "Eh well you see..."

"And why is the entire place in such a mess?" Reimu inturrepted as she saw the landing site Luffy and Marisa landed. "Ah well that is..."

"I made it." Luffy said out of the blue as all three of the girls stared blankly at him. Even Suika was surprised at Luffy's boldness. "You made that?" Reimu said as her eyebrow twitched. "Yea I wanna go again but the witch didn't want me to." Luffy said as Marisa looked at him at surprise. 'Wait did he just took the blame from me?'

But before she could ponder on that Reimu in her anger flew at Luffy and hit his head with her gohei but to anyone except for Marisa's surprise Luffy's neck stretched. "Hey what did you do that for!" Luffy shouted as he grabbed onto Reimu. *GASP* "What?!" Reimu was in shock that couldn't move.

"Gum Gum No BELL!" Luffy shouted out as his neck came back but the force and the speed he hit Reimu with a strong headbutt. With that strong hit Reimu got flown back and gone through one of the walls of her Shrine making a large hole on a wall.

"Whoa." Suika whispered as she never seen someone actually done that before. On Reimu nevertheless.

"Whoa geese man now that's a headbutt." Marisa said in awe.


TO BE CONTINUED.

I'm terribly sorry for the late update on any of my storys I have no excuse but to say that I just been completely lazy these days. Not to mention what to do with my life. I mean I just finished College last summer and now I'm just sitting around at home helping whenever I can.

Though there is good news now I got up from my lazy behind and I'll try to catch up on my whiting.

And finally One piece and Touhou and all it's characters are not mine but belong to there rightful creators.

P.S Luffy will still go to the war of the best but I'm doing a bit of a twist. That will come in couple of chapter's time so hope your prepared.

Luffy: Bye bye :D