(Chapter 1): Where the Wild Eds Are
(OST: Pokémon League (Night) PKMN Diamond)
Double D woke up from his nap after he passed out. He pats his face after making sure he's alive, when suddenly, he didn't like the way they feel. He looks at his hands which were now small paws!
He rushed to a river and checked on himself. He was a small, bipedal Pokémon with bluish fur on top of his body and cream-colored fur on his underside. His eyes are usually seen closed, and he has a long, thin snout. His arms are short, but his legs are slightly more developed and have a single nail on each foot. On his back are four red circles that look like it can erupt into flames.
"DOUBLE D!" Shouted Ed's voice.
"ED?!" asked Double D. Suddenly, he can see what Ed REALLY was! Ed was a bipedal, crocodilian Pokémon with well-developed jaws. He has red eyes with ridges above them, black markings around his eyes, and several sharp teeth. On his chest is a yellow, V-shaped marking that extends to his arms; there is a thin line through the center of the marking. Ed has five fingers and three toes. Down his back is a row of three red spines with a small, red ridge on either side. The tip of his tail has a single red spine as well.
Edd was left speechless. "Ed..."
"Double D?!" Asked Ed, who came by to Ed. "Why are you my first Pokémon?"
"Ed..." Double D shed a few tears. "I think we're far away from home."
"How?" asked Ed, then he turns around to see the time machine torn.
"All my hard work... OH! NEVERMIND THAT! How will we EVER go home?!" shouted Double D in panic.
Ed decided to hug his broken pal and calmed him down. Double D hugged back and cried onto Ed.
"HEY! GET ME DOWN!" shouted someone.
Suddenly, the Pokémon fell from the bushes. He was a small, feline Pokémon with cream-colored fur that turns brown at the tips of his hind paws and tail. His ovoid head features four prominent whiskers, wide eyes with slit pupils, two pointed teeth in the upper jaw, and a gold koban coin embedded in his forehead. His ears are black with brown interiors and are flanked with an additional pair of long whiskers.
"Hey, one of you sound like Ed and Double D!" Said the Meowth, aka the cat.
"Eddy?!" asked Ed and Edd.
"WHAT?!" Asked Eddy.
"Strange... I'm certain that our elemental properties would stay equally balanced, but unfortunately it's not." Double D studied.
"What are you talking about?" Asked Eddy as the two Eds pointed to the water. Eddy looked into the water, revealing he's a Meowth. "AHH! I'M HIDEOUS! wait a minute? Is that me?! I'M A MEOWTH, BABY! MOOLAH GALORE, HERE I COME!" Eddy was happy but blinded by greed to be noticed of what the situation they were in.
"Eddy, I don't think the money would count if we don't have anything to use it." said Edd.
This snapped Eddy. "WHAT?! No stores?! No Cul De Sac?! NO PEACH CREEK?! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!"
Ed looked at his claw, it was a piece of the heart that he drew since the Edventure. The weirdos, the cool kids, the the Kankers, and themselves. Everyone must be back as one, Ed thought.
Ed rushed inside the forest and proceeded.
"ED! WAIT UP!" Edd and Eddy ran, following Ed.
(Mission 1: Start)
The Eds explored the forest bearing many, many berries, some spare change in Dimes, Pennies, Nickles and Rare Quarters. Sometimes they even bump into a few Pokémon, but because they didn't know how to fight, all they can do is these moves.
Ed's Moves:
(0) Punch (Melee)
Edd's Moves:
(0) Pounce (Melee)
Eddy's Moves:
(0) Kick (Melee)
Each one gained EXP for each Mon defeated.
(Level Up!
Ed LV2
Edd LV2
Eddy LV2)
After quite the long adventure, there he saw the Cul De Sackers, or at least what seems to be them. Some of them even kept some of their clothing that made them noticeable.
One of then had a red cap, another with a brace, and one more with a heart shape tail. Studying things up close, that must be Kevin, Jimmy and Marie as Charmander, Eevee and Pikachu respectively!
"Oh my head..." Said Kevin, he suddenly looked at himself and his team. "W - WHAT THE HECK?! I'M A POKÉMON!"
Marie and Jimmy got up from dizzyness.
Realizing the same situation, the two still remained calm as they hope Double D can explain it, wherever he was.
"GUYS!" shouted Ed.
"Dude, is that you?!" Asked Kevin.
"Kevin!" Double D alerted, "Are you aware of this situation?!" He asked. "We're far from home!"
"Yeah, and we have you to blame!" Kevin frowned. "I can't wait to slam you all! Matter a fact, since I'm a Pokémon, COME HERE!"
(Battle Begin!)
(Ost: Mario and Luigi: Boss Battle: Partners in Time)
(Kevin 50 HP!)
Kevin struck first with a Punch attack to Double D to his snout!
(Double D 30 to 22 HP)
"Everyone! CHARGE!" Eddy ordered.
"Ai ai, Eddy!" Ed gripped his claws and began with a solid punch to Kevin's face. Following up was Eddy's kick to Kevin's stomach!
(Kevin 50 to 32 HP)
"GUYS! STOP FIGHTING!" shouted Double D.
"YEAH! WHY DON'T YOU COWER LIKE THE CHICKENS YOU ARE?!" Kevin taunted.
"I love chickens!" Ed commented.
"I'm sorry Kevin!" Double D attacked with a full body jump!
(Kevin 32 to 26 HP!)
Something hurt as Kevin exhaled fire out his mouth and spat all over Eddy!
Eddy became badly hurt with it!
(Eddy 30HP to 10HP Danger!)
"Must... fight..." Eddy huffed as he regained composure and kicked Kevin again!
(Kevin 26 HP to 18HP!)
Ed punched Kevin with full strength as Kevin slams into a wall, leaving a body crater in it!
(Kevin 18HP to 8HP!)
Double D screamed as he charged with his full body!
(Double D used Tackle attack!)
(Kevin 8HP to 0HP KO!)
(Victory!)
(Ost: DKC Victory Theme)
(Victory Rewards:
(1) 20 EXP All)
Kevin laid on the ground in pain. "Can't believe it... I got beaten by those dorks..."
Marie and Jimmy helped Kevin up while Double took some Oran Berries and healed everyone as each one took a bite and swallowed the fruit. Soon enough, Kevin felt powerful.
"So what now?" Asked Marie.
"I suggest we find the others before we advance!" Double D proposed.
"Let's set camp here!" Ed told everyone. "The tales of an Oogie Boogie roaming around hunting for people to eat as we sleep. 2 of us should stay up! I volunteer!"
"Very well... Ed..." Eddy shrugged the awkardness away as he yawned and fell asleep on the spot.
The group then slept with Kevin's tail for warmth as Ed stayed up and guarded the place he then decided to build a camp.
He spent the night finding the Vehicle's parts and took everyone inside, sheltering them from any whether and any feral Pokémon outside. Everyone was fast asleep in the van.
"I wonder why does this ship look familiar?" Ed thought. "Hey, wait a minute!"
The car was the old van from the junkard. It wasn't a bus, but at least they kept the water bed. Tomorrow, Ed thought, he'd find some fuel, maybe the vehicle eats buttered toast and is fueled by gravy, wherever he can find it.
