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Russell counted once more and was sure that they were missing one servant. "Let's see... we have Assassin, Lancer, Rider, and Saber. I'm Berserker and Silver is Caster... so that means we're missing Archer." Russell thought.

Blaire went towards Rider before poking at her eye mask. "How do you see with those?" She asked while looking for any eye holes. "Is that a problem, Master?" Rider asked.

"No, no, no, I'm just curious, that's all."

"I see, master though I lack sight, I can just fight as those who have eyes."

"Are you our mommy?" Assassin asked while approaching Karla. Something about those words tugged the heiress' heart. "Kyaa Kawai!" Karla yelled while glomping at Assassin. Karla blinks, noticing that Lancer and Rider are staring at her husband.

"Oh right, sorry for not answering. I'm your master, Lancer, Saber."

"Then the contract is complete." Saber said, earning a nod from Russell.

The young man noted that Lancer was looking at him like he was a lost lover or friend. "Is there something wrong?"

"Nay, though this is the first time I have heard of masters allying this quick. Much more so, a master supporting two servants at the same time." Lancer said. "Tell me, does the name Lousu ring any bells?"

Russell blinked, his brain trying to remember any servant with that name or at least a connection.

Also, if he's right, then this is Ereshkigal, but he never heard of that unless there's another story in Nasuverse. Where the heck is her DERE side!?

"Maybe I'll see that cute side of her's when I gain her trust." He thought.

Lousu... could it be that's the name of the Gamer of this place? Still, it's strange the Gamer hasn't shown up. Ereshkigal was a well-loved servant if someone stole her then anyone would go ballistic. Remembering that he still hasn't answered her, Russell tries to play it off.

"Nope, don't ring any bells."

"I see. I suppose I would call you Master?" Lancer said. "However, I've never heard of a servant becoming a master."

"Aha, I'm not a servant or a heroic spirit. I'm very much alive. I'll explain everything later." Russell said.

Lancer raised an eyebrow in curiosity, but as she looked closer, she noted how good-looking he was. She blushed before shaking her head.

Russell couldn't help but stare at how cute Ereshkigal was trying to rid of her crimson face. "Okay, let's head back." He said.

"But what about Archer?"

Russell was about to answer when his phone rang. Curious, he saw the video chat icon with Silver. Answering the phone, Sakura and Ilya appeared.

"Hi, Papa/Onii-chan."

"Ey Sakura, Illya, shouldn't you two be in bed?" Russell said in confusion.

"They were until this guy showed up of nowhere and scared the hell out of them," Bright said.

Russell blinks, noticing something strange. "Why is Silver wearing superman costume...? And is it just the phone or is he ripped?" Bright scratched his head. "About that..."

Flashback

As Illya and Sakura slept in their room, a bright flash had awakened them. Turning the nearby lamp on. They saw a giant looking at them.

"Are you my master?" The giant asked Illya.

Before the albino could answer, Sakura screamed. "SILVER ONII-CHAN!"

"DYNAMIC ENTRY STAR PLATINUM EDITION!"

Archer turned only to receive a kick from a man in spandex and cape. The blow was powerful enough to send him out of the building.

"Never fear for SILVER IS HERE!" His booming voice would have made those who lost hope feel safe from hearing it.

"Why are you in spandex?" Beauty asked.

"There was a cosplay a few blocks away. Cool, right?" The immortal said before being shot by Archer.

Flashback End

"So are they still fighting?" Russell asked. Before hearing explosions in the city. "Never mind." He then hangs up. "Welp, we found Archer, Silver is fighting him."

"Wait, what do you mean fighting him?" Blaire asked only to see a gigantic explosion in the city.

Russell quickly summons his Soul Arms and reads each description.

Shroud of Lost Riddled Worlds (Platinum Rank)
Description: No one knows where this robe came, rumors say it existed before time, some say it is a piece of a lost world. Negates all physical attacks and increases the wearer's resistance and martial art based attack. (Must be Equipped).

War Axe of the Sun (Gold Rank)
Description: In the words of the great giant, the man, the myth, the Legend... "Who decided that?" Let all know it is you who stand above all races, Pity all those who stand against you. Increases all stats every ten seconds, it increases all magical defense and attacks beyond the maximum capacity.

"Wheeze..." The last one had stopped his heart. If he read it right, then that meant this ax was Escanor of the Nanatsu no Taizai or at least something close to it. "Shame I can only use defensive magic. But hey at least he can bash people with a damn Sun."

The Shroud of Lost Riddled Worlds was a high-collared robe jacket with a length that falls to the wearer's shins: the upper part and shoulders of the robe jacket are dark-colored, the rest being crimson color and the robe jacket's trimmings are gold-colored; on each shoulder are gold-colored runes.

His Anomaly skill helped him understand the meaning of each reading it in order it meant. The Unknown Time, Journey, Desire, Success, Chaos, Death, Rebirth, and finally Heritage.

It's very ominous if he was honest. The description already made him want to sell the robe, but damn it! This thing is a game-changer for anyone. If a gamer had this, it meant all Gamers who relied on martial arts or brute force are going to get rekt or a bad time.

War Axe of the Sun is well a war ax with a unique design, as if Mjolnir, Stormbreaker, and Divine ax Rhitta had a baby. It's... Glorious! Just looking at it just made him cry at its craftmanship.

After equipping the rest with Emperor changing into armor mode, Russell spots a broken mirror and checked himself out.

"Are you done checking yourself, master?" Lancer asked as Russell went back.

Russell remained quiet while staring at her reflection. "What?" The mistress of the underworld asked while blushing.

However, no one saw Sword of Rebellion made a small pulse before Russell quickly clutched his head. Images and voices that he had no memory of.

The one thing that stood out was that there were twelve figures surrounded by an army. Then he saw demons or monsters, attacking them finally he saw someone Then it stopped, everyone gave him worried looks.

"Sorry guys just had a migraine, anyway we should go." Though everyone wanted to disagree, they knew they had to stop Archer and this Silver first.

Summoning his vultures, the group got on them before flying off. Hey if you had to pick between a free ride or spending an energy. What would you pick?

"Hey, master..."

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry..."

"For what? You did nothing. Don't worry about it okay?"

"But..."

"Okay, if it still bothers you, how about helping us win this Grail War?"

Lousu... He never heard of someone with that name unless there was a new anime regarding Nasu. When he saw Ereshkigal gave him a beautiful smile, something in him died happy.

Silver looked at the servant. Now that he had a closer look, this might be an ally, but for now, he was going to keep up with the charade. While he has God-like powers, he was a prankster first and a fighter second. He needed to get a feel on how his powers worked there might be changes he's not aware of.

Hercules glares at his enemy as the civilians ran away, unaware of two titans about to battle.

Silver quickly dashes towards Archer while dodging his arrows as soon as he was in range Silver summons a sword.

Hercules blocks it with his blow before grabbing Silver and slams him to a car. Only for the ground to rise. With his balance lost, Silver quickly delivers the same treatment he received before tossing Archer to a mall.

Archer spins around and fires his bow rapidly, only for a golden being to tackle him to the ground. Smashing his fist at the new enemy, Hercules tries to escape its vice grip only to be tossed to the silver one.

Silver summons an enormous hammer, ready to smash the servant only to be kicked by Hercules. A cloud of smoke and party wrappers erupts as Silver appears with two chainsaws. Hercules avoids the telegraphed attacks, but gets nicked when the enemy's arm stretched out.

Surprised by this, he quickly disarms his opponent before destroying it.

"HEY!" Silver yelled.

Yet he did not care. A human weapon could pierce through his first labor, but the weapon might have just resembled a human-made weapon.

Hercules punches Silver hard, but the trickster teleports him into the air. With a grin, Silver then flies to the sky and tackles Hercules into orbit before smashing him back into the earth.

Landing to the ground, Silver performs a short dab before summoning spectral chains. Hercules grunts as he felt himself being crushed but breaks free.

The servant then delivers brutal combos before Silver delivers his own by summoning a Stand. Silver then kicks Archer away before appearing up above with a road roller.

"ROAD ROLLER DA!"

Hercules could only block while slowly being crushed. "TOO SLOW! DIE!" Silver then pummels the vehicle with two Stands while repeatedly saying "MUDA!"

Hercules tries to push it off, but it was getting heavier. "THIS IS IT! WRYYYYY!" Silver yells before delivering the last punch, fully crushing the servant to the ground.

When he saw that Archer was nowhere to be seen, he pales. "Oh shit, did I kill him?" He muttered. Russell was going to be pissed if he did.

Then a hand burst out and grabbed him before smashing his face a few times then being thrown as Hercules climbs out and picks up his bow while seeing his opponent summon a cannon.

Hercules was about to fire his noble phantasm to counter his enemy's weapon. A stranger in strange clothing appeared, and to his shock, stopped both of them. The shock came from the stranger grabbing his bow.

The sensation of emptiness, as if he's legend had been erased, becoming a mere mortal. He could feel it, Hercules, the hero of Greece, became a human with a bow. That sensation then vanished.

"That's enough. Lower your weapons, guys. Silver is that a BFG 9000?"

"Yep, brought it a minute ago." Silver then tosses it back into a portal.

Russell groaned as he felt his brain try to make sense."Sigh, alright, both of you chill out. We're all on the same team. Also Archer sorry about that, we're protective and when you appeared in front of your master, we assumed you're an enemy."

Hercules rose an eyebrow but complied. This one seemed trustworthy compared to the other one who gave an aura of a mischief.

Russell then looks at Silver. "Really, man? Couldn't you have fought somewhere less populated?" He asked.

"Relax Dawg, I already teleported everyone."

"Yeah, and how are ya gonna explain this!? You two almost destroyed a fourth of the city!"

The mischief looked around and chuckles. "Oops...? Don't worry buddy, I got this." Silver said. "How are you going to fix this?" Blaire asked in curiosity.

Silver then grabs a remote before turning to the group. "Easy... just press this and..." Silver then world flickers off.

The burning city was gone like the event had never existed? Civilians walking around ignoring the group. "Ta-dah~ Silver's pocket reality warper. Only $30."

"..."

"What?"

"I'm not gonna ask where or how you made that, but you have to give me one of those," Russell said. Who doesn't want a reality-warping remote?

Poor Ereshkigal looks like her mind just malfunctioned. "He... He just tore reality apart!" She yelled. "How!? HOW!?" Medusa was lucky and only sensed something torn, she was lucky.

Hercules frowned and became more wary of Silver. He was fighting a divine spirit this entire time, it might mayhap came from the way this Silver portrayed itself. Even then, the moment Silver ever tries to harm his master, he'll kill him or die trying.

For now, he'll play along just to keep his master safe.

Days passed, and the group made plans, Silver messing around causing mayhem to ward off his boredom. Hercules kept himself away from Silver, but occasionally there are times they can find him talking with the prankster. Finally, the Holy Grail War began.

"Are you sure about this?" Russell said.

"Oh, I'm sure." Silver said.

The two were in the bushes while looking at a manor. The Tohsaka manor was right there, and they just saw Hassan being killed by Gilgamesh.

While Russell can kill Gilgamesh, he was worried about his friend. "Let me recap what you just said. You want me to steal from Gilgamesh's gate while you do a 'diversion' dance?"

"Not just a diversion. THE diversion."

"Are you crazy?"

"No, I'm insane with boredom. I need something stimulating. Besides Lancer, Archer and Saber have our backs."

The two then stared back into the scene as they heard calling them out.

"Showtime." Silver said as he left the bushes. Why did they have to hide in the bushes again? They can turn invisible at their leisure.

The king of heroes even before his summoning, going back far from the time of his demise. He had sensed trespassers had entered his garden, yet two of them gave off a feeling he had felt from someone who had vanished a long time ago.

One was like a wildfire while the other was like a dying flame. The second had vanished, none of his noble phantasm or his Future Sight had tracked this one. Until weeks ago. But even then, that had only been brief.

It was amusing to watch Tokiomi, and that priest come up with a convincing lie to explain

That cur would pay for the transgressions.

After calling out the mongrels out, the two revealed themselves yet the arrogance of these worms. "Mongrels, who told you can look up?"

He was about to fire his treasures when suddenly the silver one raises his arm while striking a pose. Music came everywhere, then the two danced.

Everyone else who watched this one couldn't believe it. On the Silver faction, Blaire and Bright were busy recording on the two, while Karla tried to keep herself from laughing. Sakura and Illya were giggling, especially on Russell.

Their master's horrible dance embarrassed Okita and Ereshkigal. If the heroes in the throne find about this, they would be a laughingstock. Only Medusa and Jack were the only one who was neutral about it.

When the two were finally done, they waited.

Gilgamesh remained stoic before he laughs. "Splendid, Splendid mongrels! That was the most pathetic and humiliating dance I have ever witnessed!" He kept on laughing until his sides hurt.

This was the most pathetic attempt of entertaining him. It was making a laugh. "Very well, mongrels. In exchange for that pathetic dance, I will make your deaths quick and painless."

Then he fires his treasures, waiting for the clouds to dissipate what he saw enraged. There were mannequins of the two. Turning to his Gate he enters only to see they had emptied it. They had stolen his treasures, leaving only weapons and shields.

Grabbing a note left at his feet, for the first time, Gilgamesh in his life felt an intense rage that frightened Tokiomi and Kirei.

"I can't believe that worked!" Russell said while running away from the mansion.

"I can't believe it either!" Silver said. "You think we got their attention?"

"We just stole every gold in his Gate! I'm sure he's going tear us apart when he sees us again."

The duo then ran faster when they saw Gilgamesh riding Vimana. Silver quickly opens up a portal and dives in while Russell activates Prowler.

"MONGRELS!" Gilgamesh roared, firing his weapons everywhere.

"Hey Gil," Russell called before throwing an uppercut with Adamantine Kata.

Not finished, Russell throws a Benda kick. Combined with Absolute Zero, the golden armor said to contend and survive Kiara's Noble Phantasm, shattered as the king screams in pain with his skin torn off.

Gilgamesh summons a sword before trying to bisect his assailant. Yet the beast blocks it with his gauntlets before using Jetstream Kata and sucker-punched the servant. His GPI quickly warns him of the incoming danger.

Golden portals surrounded him everywhere, "SHIT!"The young man dodges the barrage as best as he could to escape until there's nowhere left for him to move.

"Die Mongrel!"

Russell covered himself with a barrier of Ki, and magic, yet the continued bombardment breached it. "AAAHH... huh?" Confused by the lack of pain despite having dozens of sword lodged into his body, Russell remembers he was wearing the Shroud. "Oh right, I forgot about that." Better not to turn off his Absolute Zero.

Gilgamesh distracted by the phenomenon could not react when Silver appears and placed a bell on top of his head before hitting it with a hammer. Taking his chance, Russell rushes in punches the King.

With the thrusters, he sent the king crashing to the ground. Russell looks up to the sky as thunder clouds gathered Ki Electromagnetism. "Strike true." A bombardment of lightning strikes started, all aimed at the king, yet shields of various forms appeared around Gilgamesh.

When it stopped, Gilgamesh was alone. Wounded and angered, the only time he had been this angry was when that snake showed his face.

Hidden by the foliage, two individuals were looking at the battle. The taller one turned to his companion. "Tell the Circle we have some potential recruits and we found a lead."

"Those two are like wildcards."

"Perhaps but their bizarre teamwork can aid us."

"One has cartoon powers and the other is a serious one. Are you sure about the lead? We might chase a false one."

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Okay, be back in a flash." With that, his companion left, leaving the taller one behind.