OMG! EPISODE 65 IS OUT! Yes, LK posted episode 65 and I think it was worth the wait! And after watching it, I only have one thing to ask…WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?! :p

Treacy-101: I have plans to have them react to PoL and BBT, but I want to finish the actual series first, which is going to take some time ^^' but it will happen, and glad you liked the chapter ^_^.

Guest: Here's the next chapter!

Guest #2: Oh I plan too. It will take a while, but I will do all 64, now 65, episodes. And if LK makes more episodes in the future, I'll do those as well.

Above the Winter Moonlight: Bakura will come in soon during the Duelist Kingdom arc. As for Yami Bakura, he wants more information about the millennium items and the past, and these videos are not going to help as he will find out later.

Yuna Yami Mouto: Thanks ^^ I will!

Mari: Poor Yugi, no he will not.

AnimaniAshley: Yea, hopefully he will find some positivity from the future episodes. Yami's bail was based on an episode in the Grand Championship arc (forgot which exact one) where he bails out and leaves Yugi to explain why the underdog card reminds him of Joey. It's one of Yami's funniest moments.

Somebody: You're welcome :)

Zekeram12: Unfortunately, Ryo will not be in this particular chapter ^^' but he will appear soon once he comes into the picture, both versions of him, I promise.

Guest #3: Thank you so much, hearing that means a lot to me ^^.

The Lord Merlin: Hope you like this chapter!

Once again, all rights belong to their respective owners. Sit back and enjoy!

-Quote from abridged series-

"Yami or Yugi mind speaking"

Normal dialogue

The bells hanging from the door of the game shop rang as Joey, Tea, and Tristian came inside. Yugi came downstairs and met up with them.

"Hey guys, you all seem to be in a good mood today."

"It's Saturday Yug, a day all to ourselves," Joey said with a smile.

Yugi smiled and nodded. "So what do you guys want to do?"

"Actually, we wanted to ask if we could use your computer," Tea said. "Why?" Yugi asked. "Serenity's using mine for a project, and we need something to watch that series on," Joey explained.

"Oh, yeah. We could use the computer upstairs," Yugi said.

"Something wrong Yugi?" Tea asked.

"No, it's nothing. Let's go watch the next episode." The gang started making their way upstairs, with Yugi trailing behind the others. "Yugi, want me to take over? I can tell you're hesitant to watch these videos."

"Thanks Pharaoh, but I'll be fine. I just have to get use to the jokes. They are pretty funny when they aren't too personal."

"I understand. Just let me know if you want to switch." Yugi smiled and caught up with the others, who were already starting to load up the video. "Hey Yug, you ready?"

"Yep, let's start." Tristian clicked play and the video started.

-Yami: I'm not actually in this episode. Has anyone seen my agent? - "I've been meaning to ask, what's with the opening and the flying cards?" Tea said.

"Not sure, but it looks cool," Tristian said.

-Yugi: Well, Grandpa's a drooling vegetable. – Yugi's head dropped to the table. –And now thanks to Pegasus, he's lost his soul too. I've just got to save him. But first I should probably figure out how to get down from here. Hello? A little help here? Anybody? - "Here's an idea Yug, try using the door that leads to the stairs," Joey said nudging on Yugi's arm.

"Very funny," Yugi said sarcastically.

-Joey: Hey, it's another video. I wonder if Pegasus wants my soul too.-

-Serenity: What's up big brother? - Yugi and Tea started giggling while Joey and Tristian stared at the screen. "What?! That's Serenity's voice?!" Joey shouted. "The one time someone else has a voice as crazy as mine, and it had to be her," Tristian said in a defeated tone.

-Joey: it's my sister who sounds nothing like me. - "Yea, ain't that the truth," Joey said.

-Serenity: The doctors have been so busy trying to figure out why my voice is so high-pitched, they've neglected to treat my eye sight. So I'm going blind. Well see ya later, or not. - "That's going to take some getting used to," Joey commented.

-Joey: I guess my soul ain't good enough for Pegasus.-

-*Scene change*-

-Yugi: I've decided to accept Pegasus' invitation and travel to his private island where I'll be completely at his mercy. It's a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, otherwise we could just call the police. - "Huh, why didn't we do that in the first place?" Tea asked. "I don't think the police would've believed us if we said Pegasus was kidnapping souls with an artifact from 5,000 years ago," Yugi said. "If anything, they'd probably think we we're making it up."

"Good point."

-Joey: Cash sure does do terrible things to people. It's like the old saying goes, money is the root of all…-

-Tristian: Hey look, this tournament has a prize of three million dollars.-

-Joey: Cha-Ching! Duelist Kingdom here I come! - "You we're saying Joey," Tea said sarcastically. Joey smiled embarrassingly.

-Yugi: Hey Joey, remember the time we became friends?-

-Joey: Yea

-*Flashback* Yugi: Give me back my Millennium Puzzle you big dickweeds! Waaaah!

-Joey and Tristian: We're tormenting you.-

"Wait What?! How in the world did this guy get this footage? I was picturing this is my head! How is this even possible?" Yugi asked astonished.

"It is kind of weird. I was thinking of that event too." Joey added. "Eh, I don't want to look too deep into it."

-Yugi: Actually Joey I was talking about the part after that.-

-Joey: Oh. Oh yeah, now I remember.-

-*Flashback* Yugi: I mean it guys! Give it back!-

-Joey and Tristian: We're still tormenting you.-

-Joey: Man, good times. - "Geez Joey, you're a jerk in this episode," Tristian said. "What? That's not how it happened!" Joey yelled.

"Don't worry Joey. They'll talk about what happened afterwards," Yugi said. "Then you won't look like a jerk if they mention you returning my millennium puzzle piece."

"Yea you're right! Let's continue."

-Yugi: No Joey I mean the time where I saved you from that bully. - "See? Now things will get better," Yugi said.

-Joey: Huh…no. No I don't remember that.-

-Yugi: But I was all heroic and stuff. - Tristian smirked. "Yeah, still holding on to my statement." Joey growled, and if it was possible, steam would be coming out of his ears. "Well hold on, nothing was mentioned about returning my millennium item piece. There's still a chance."

-Joey: Hey, remember the time me and Tristian took your Millennium Puzzle?-

-*Flashback* Yugi: Waaaaaaaah.-

-Joey and Tristian: Torment!-

-Yugi: Remind me why we're friends again. - "Ok, never mind," Yugi said in defeat. "Great, people are going to see me as a jerk now." "No they won't. Remember this is a voice over your actual words, a parody. We know you're not a jerk at all, and everyone else who knows you knows that too," Tea said.

"Yea man, we know how you really are. And everyone who saw the Battle City Tournament knows that too," Tristian said. Joey smiled. "Thanks guys, now let's get back to the video."

-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is telling me that it's time for you to board. Anyone caught without a crazy hairstyle will not be permitted to enter the Duelist Kingdom. - Yugi turned around. "Uh, why are you guys looking at me?"

"I always did want to know how you got your hair to look like that," Joey said.

"It's been like this for as long as I can remember. It is kind of crazy," Yugi said with a laugh. "But it does make me recognizable."

-Joey: Hey, but my hair all blond and poufy.-

-Guard: Sorry sir but it need to be at least twice the size of your head for it to count.-

-Yugi: He's with me.-

-Guard: Wow, your hair crazy enough for two people. Ok he can go. - "Ok, I said my hair is crazy, but my hair isn't that crazy, is it?" The others smiled nervously and shook their heads quickly. Yugi shrugged and continued the video.

-Joey: Thanks Yug. Man your hair really is crazy. What the heck's your secret?-

-Yugi: L'Oréal, because I'm worth it.-

-Tea: Come on Tristian, let's sneak on board like Solid Snake.-

-Tristian: Don't our parents even care that we're missing? - "Well we are best friends with two duelists, my parents we're able to put two and two together," Tea said.

"Really? I got a lecture from mine. Now I tell them everywhere I'm going."

-Mai: Is that a Lightforce Sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? - "Oh boy, Mai's in this one. This will be good," Joey said.

-Joey: Check it out Yug, it's a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman. – The others laughed as Joey's face blushed. "I knew you liked Mai, but I didn't know you liked her that much," Tristian said.

-Mai: the name's Mai Valentine. It's not a very subtle pun, but then again nothing about me is very subtle.-

-Joey: Boobies! - Joey turned even redder.

-Mai: I'll crush you when we get to the island.-

-Joey: With your boobies right? - "Please tell me Mai hasn't seen this," Joey pleaded. "Yea, so you can show her and finally confess," Tristian said. "Watch it!" Joey growled.

-Tristian: What's wrong Tea?-

-Tea: I need to use the bathroom, but the lady who dubs me won't admit it. - "What do they mean by 'lady who dubs me'?" Tea asked.

-Tristian: In another few hours, the sun will rise.-

-Tea: What the f*ck does that mean?-

-(seriously, he actually says that…wtf?)- "Wait, you told me you we're cold that night. Did you really need to use the bathroom?" Tristian asked.

Tea thought for a minute. 'To tell you the truth, that night's a little vague. I might have said I needed to use the bathroom, but I don't remember what I said exactly."

"Huh, I didn't see any bathrooms on the boat. So if you did have to go, you would have to…"

"Let's continue!" Tea said quickly and not letting Tristian finish.

-Tea: Hey, isn't that Bakura?-

-Tristian: Bakura? The limey kid from school?-

-Tea: What's he doing here?-

-Tristian: Who cares, he's not even a main character. - "What is it with these videos calling us 'main characters'?" Yugi asked.

"It's almost like they're saying we're a TV show or something," Joey said. After an awkward moment of silence, the video continued.

-Rex: Whoa! Uh-huh-huh, come to Raptor.-

-Mai: Tell you what Rex, if I win this duel I get to use your room. But if you win, then I'll give you a kiss.-

-Rex: Cool, then I like, won't be a virgin anymore. - Everyone smirked at the comment.

-Weevil: Heh-heh, hey Yugi. Heh-heh like, give me your cards or something, heh-heh. - "I still kind of feel stupid for giving the Exodia cards to him," Yugi said. "Don't be, you didn't know what would happen next," Tea said.

-Yugi: Well you're clearly evil, but I see no reason not to trust you. - Yugi's head dropped to the desk.

-Weevil: Say goodbye to Exodia. Heh-heh-heh-heh, yeah, heh-heh that was cool, heh-heh-heh.-

-Yugi: Holy cow! I never even saw that coming! - "Are you ok Yugi?" Tea asked. Yugi sat back upright. "Yeah, I'm good," Yugi said sighing. "Remember what happened afterwards Yug?" Joey asked. "Yeah, let's see if this video will show it."

-Joey: I'll save them! *Titanic theme plays* - "Oh, so that's why this is called My Cards Will Go On," Tea realized.

-Joey: Must…risk…life…for…cards. *Scene continues* - Joey chuckled a little. "Hey, a shining moment for us Yug." "Heh, I wouldn't call it a shining moment, but it was still nice of you to try to get my cards back."

-Tristian: Hey, get a room you two!-

-*Scene change*-

-Mai: Get out loser!-

-Rex: Uh, did I just score? - Everyone laughed a little. "Not really Rex," Tea said.

-Tea: Sorry you almost drowned guys.-

-Tristian: If it any consolation, the sun will be up in a few hours. – "Am I going to be saying that all the time?" Tristian asked.

-Joey: Man, I can't believe I didn't save your cards. Compared to this, my sister's imminent blindness seems like a minor inconvenience. - "Minor inconvenience?!" Joey said.

-Yugi: Your sister? How come you never mentioned that sub-plot before? - "Sub-plot? What's he talking about?" Tristian asked.

-Joey: My parents got divorced a long time ago, because I tried teaching her how to drive. - Joey perked up. "Huh, wait…"

-*Flashback* Serenity: Joey stop this crazy thing!-

-Joey: Apply the handbrake ya dumb broad! - The others started laughing. "Hey what gives?!" Joey yelled. "Sorry, that was pretty funny," Tea said. "I wouldn't call my sister a dumb broad," Joey said. "Chill dude, there's only a little bit left," Tristian said.

-Tristian: If she's going blind, I might actually have a chance with her. – "And that's good there's only a little bit left," Tristian said turning a little red.

-Yugi: We'll both do our best Joey. You for your sister and me for my Grandpa.-

-Tea: I'm not even sure why I bothered coming. – "It's called support," Tea said a little annoyed.

-Tristian: Hey look, I was right about the sun!-

"Wonder what the audio clip will be this time," Yugi said.

-Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap! - Everyone laughed. "Well someone had to do it, sooner or later," Tristian said.

"Alright, you guys up for another video?" Tea asked. Before anyone could answer, Joey's cellphone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hi Joey, it's me."

"Hey Serenity, what's up?"

"I wanted to thank you again for letting me use your computer for my project."

"No problem sis."

"I ran into Mai and she helped me. We're getting smoothies now."

"Cool, glad she could help."

"By the way, I noticed you bookmarked a page with a playlist of videos. They look interesting. Do you mind if Mai and I watch a couple of them?"

Joey turned a little pale. "W-wait! There's something you need to know about those!" Joey said quickly while running downstairs and out of the game shop. "I guess we'll wait on the next video," Tea said. "Yea, I better head out. See you Yugi," Tristian said as he and Tea walked downstairs.

"See you guys." "Well, you made it through an entire video."

"Yeah, it was good. You weren't in it, but I bet you would have like it too." Yami smiled. "By the way, did you ever find your agent?"

"My what?"

"Nothing," Yugi said smiling.

idk, this chapter didn't come out the way I imagined it would. What do you guys think? Hope I didn't disappoint.

Anyone keeping up with news for The Dark Side of Dimensions? I've been fangirling for the past few days over the new info. Why does little Mokie have to grow up? Oh well, he's still my little Mokie.

Anyways, thanks again to all who read this and I look forward to next time.

Next Time: Episode 4- Lord of the Cards. Duel Standby!