So I've been re-watching Yu-Gi-Oh in Japanese and I've made it to Joey's, or Jounouchi's, duel with Yami Marik, which also has one of Yami's best faces XD. I absolutely love the soundtrack of the Japanese version and find myself listening to it while doing homework.
Above the Winter Moonlight: Glad you liked it. :)
Treacy-101: Yea Mokie still looks awesome. I wonder what role he'll play in the movie besides probably cheering for Kaiba. Tea does look better, and so do the others. Why isn't it 2016 yet?!
Guest: Thank you, enjoy the chapter.
Guest #2: Yep, those are some of my favorite moments to write since the characters are not aware they are a TV show.
Guest #3: Ain't that the truth.
AnimaniAshley: Lol, I read that book too. Glad I was able to make you laugh. ^^
Somebody: Thank you, hearing that makes me feel good and motivates me! ^^
StrawHatLuffy94: I'll admit Atem isn't as serious in this story as he is in the show. Since there's no 'saving the world' business in this story, I would think he would be a little more casual than usual, sort of similar to how he was on his date with Tea. And like I said in the summery, this is just for fun and isn't supposed to be taken too seriously in line with the show. Plus some of these jokes, especially further on, can make anybody laugh, including Atem. Hopefully this clarifies how I'm writing his character. If you have any questions or feel like I misinterpreted what you meant, feel free to PM me.
Guest #4: Yea, I can't believe it's out either, and it was definitely worth the wait.
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-Quote from abridged series.-
"Yugi or Yami mind speaking"
Normal dialogue.
2:00 was the time decided for the gang to meet up at the Domino Café for hot drinks and a place with Wi-Fi for the next episode. Yugi and Tea brought the hot drinks over as Joey loaded up the next video.
"Looks like this one is about the time Yugi dueled Weevil at Duelist Kingdom," Tristian said.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get started." Joey clicked play and the video began.
-*Beavis and Butt-head style intro with Rex and Weevil*- "Kind of saw that coming, they needed to do it eventually," Tea said.
-Joey: Wow, an entire island all to ourselves. It's sort of like that book Lord of the Flies, only with a lot less subtext and more card games. - "I heard that we're reading that book later in the year," Tristian said. "Well then, we can think of Duelist Kingdom when we read it. And then we'll understand everything that happens!" Joey said smiling. "Good luck with that," Tea added.
-Tristian: Wasn't that the movie with the evil ring and the hobbits?-
-Tea: Why would any of those things be on this island you idiot?-
-*screenshot*- "A hobbit? Really? I've been called a boy before, but a hobbit? That's a new one," Yugi said.
-Tristian: I sure hope nobody notices we're trespassing.-
-Guard: Hey you!-
-Tristian: The irony.-
-Guard: Quit drawing attention to yourself. You barely qualify as a sidekick. - "Barely?!" Tristian yelled. Calm down Tristian," Tea said. "You've been very helpful in our past adventures."
"You bet I was!" Tristian said confidently. "Yea, because you always duel alongside Yug and I," Joey said sarcastically.
"Excuse me?!" "Just joking," Joey quickly defended himself.
-Joey: Ahh-choo.-
-Yugi: You wouldn't have caught that cold if it hadn't been for Weevil.-
-Joey: Actually, I wouldn't have caught it if you hadn't been a naïve moron and handed him your most powerful cards. - "Ok, I get it," Yugi said a little annoyed.
-Yugi: No, it was defiantly Weevil. He threw my grandfather's cards into the ocean, and I'll never be able to forgive him.-
-Tristian: It's sort of like the time Joey threw away a piece of your Millennium Puzzle.-
-Joey: Yea, except you forgave me for that, right Yug?-
-Yugi: Sure Joey, sure. *Flashbacks with Ironside theme* - "Whoa, hold on. Yugi did forgive me for that a while back, right Yug?"
Suddenly, Yugi shot a glare at him. "Yea Joey," he said sarcastically.
"Uh Yug…"
Yugi's glare then turned into a smile. "Gotcha." Tea and Tristian started giggling as Joey sighed in relief. "Don't do that again," he said with a little laugh. Yugi smiled and nodded.
-Kemo: Attention duelists, if you could all stop staring at my hair for a moment you'll see that Pegasus's castle is just behind me. Please follow the unnecessarily long staircase to meet your host. – "Those staircases are pretty long," Tea said with a little laugh.
-Tea: My limey senses are tingling. – "Limey sense?" Everyone chuckled.
-Yugi: What is it Tea?-
-Tea: I thought I saw Bakura again.-
-Joey: Maybe we should go check. He is our friend after all.-
-Yugi: And let him cut into my precious screen time? No way! Besides, it's not like he's a main character or anything. - "Again, we're being called characters," Yugi said. "Well, technically we are characters in these videos," Tristian said.
"True, but it feels like this guy is implying we're part of something else. Weird."
"Eh, I'm just rolling with it," Joey said.
-Boy: Hey, check out all the obligatory cameos. Weevil Underwood, Rex Raptor, Mako Tsunami.-
-Boy 2: But where's the reigning champion, Seto Kaiba?-
-Boy: Didn't you hear? He was barred from the tournament because his name wasn't stupid enough. - The gang tried to hold back their laughter, but failed.
-Pegasus: Welcome to the Duelist Kingdom. Let me assure you that this tournament is 100% genuine, and is not in any way an elaborate ruse thrown together at the last minute so that I can get my hands on an ancient Egyptian artifact. - Everyone smirked. "Subtle Pegasus," Tea said.
-Pegasus: To advance to the finals and a chance at three million dollars, you must each win ten star chips by betting them on card games. Remember kids, gambling is good for you. - Everyone paused for a minute. "Whoa, we were gambling," Yugi said. "Yea, but it was completely different circumstances. Like we even had a choice," Joey said.
-Joey: Now that my cold has instantly cleared up, I can't wait to win this tournament and get the prize money.-
-Yugi: So you can pay for the operation right?-
-Joey: What operation?-
-Yugi: The one your sister's getting.-
-Joey: What sister? - "Oh come on!" Joey said annoyed.
-Tea: Hey it's Weevil.-
-Yugi: Weevil, I challenge you to a…-
-Joey: Wait a minute, he's running away.-
-Yugi: It's almost as if he doesn't want to play a card game with me.-
-Weevil: Actually dumbass I was just leading you into this vague trap or something, heh-heh-heh.-
-Yugi: Super special awesome ultra special sexy transformation sequence, go! - Yugi starting giggling and Tea couldn't help but blush a little when the word 'sexy' was said.
-Yami: I'm back baby! - "Well, I think I'll let you watch for a while," Yugi said smiling as he let Yami take control.
"From what I've been hearing, this one's pretty good," Yami said.
"Yea, and the duel's about to start," Tristian said.
Suddenly, Yami got a serious look on his face. "Yugi? What's wrong?" Tea asked. A couple seconds of silence passed before Yami quickly moved his hand behind him and grabbed something. The others we're a little taken back and wondering what was going on.
"Hey let go!"
Everyone perked up at the familiar voice, and then sighed. "I had a feeling there was a fly nearby," Tristian said. Everyone looked behind Yami and sure enough, Weevil was there reaching for Yugi's duel disk as Yami held on to his arm.
"Watch it!" he yelled angrily at Tristian.
"What are you doing here?" Tea asked.
Weevil paused. "What? I can't come over and say hi to fellow duelists?" he said nervously.
"Likely story. You're here to steal our cards aren't you?" Joey claimed.
"What? Why would you think I would want to steal your cards?!"
"Huh, I don't know. Let's think about it," Tea said sarcastically. Weevil was about to say something in return when he noticed the computer. "Hey, what's that?" he asked.
"None of your business, it's just a video," Tristian said.
"Let me see!" Weevil pulled his arm away from Yami and pulled himself up to the computer. He quickly resumed the video.
-Weevil: Heh, two can play at that game dillhole. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. - Weevil started at the screen. "Did they make me…?"
-Yami: Sweet mother of Osiris, he's transforming too. But who or what is he becoming?-
-Weevil: I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole, heh-heh-heh. - Weevil growled. "Is this someone's idea of a joke?!" he yelled. Tristian and Joey couldn't help but giggle a little.
-Yami: It's time to duel you strange silly person.-
-Weevil: Are you threatening me? I summon my generic insect. Heh-heh-heh. - "Hey! It has a name you know!" Weevil said.
Tea sighed. "And you're talking to a computer screen."
-Tea: Wow, look at all the phallic imagery.-
-Joey: What are you talking about Tea? There ain't anything remotely suspect about this duel. - Nobody said anything for a couple of seconds. "Whoa…ok then," Tristian said uncomfortably. Weevil slammed his hands on the table. "This is a disgrace to my insects! If I hear one more joke…"
-Yami: Now, quiver in fear as my knight's mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon.-
-Tea: Huh, I guess you're right. - "That does it!" Weevil turned around and started heading towards the door, but then he stopped next to Joey and slowly reached for his cards.
"No you don't." Joey pulled them away, making Weevil lose his balance and fall. He quickly got up, glared at the group, and stormed out the door of the café.
"He just never learns," Tea said. The others nodded in agreement and continued the video.
-Tristian: Hey look, breasts have arrived. - "Great, now it's my turn," Tristian said turning a little red.
-Mai: You guys are wasting your time. Yugi doesn't stand a chance. He's not nearly experienced enough.-
-Tea: Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless.-
-Mai: Keep telling yourself that hon. What are you, a virgin or something? - Tea blushed with anger and embarrassment.
-Tea: Bitch I'll scratch your eyes out! - "Whoa Tea, getting a little rowdy aren't you," Tristian said.
"You really want to know?" Tea asked. Tristian smiled nervously and shook his head.
-Joey: Would you guys stop talking about sex? I'm trying to ogle Mai's cleavage here. - Tea and Tristian started giggling as Joey turned a little red again.
-Yami: I activate Deus Ex Machina! - Everyone laughed and Yami smiled with a little smirk. "If there really was a card called that, saving the world would be a lot easier," Joey said. "I can see certain cards having that kind of reputation," Yami said.
-Weevil: Hey heh-heh, no fair heh-heh. You can't use spell cards during my turn.-
-Yami: Tell it to the writing staff. - "Sounds like they're implying you cheated Yug. Didn't know you had it in you," Joey said with a laugh. "What? I didn't cheat, this was before the rules of Battle City. That was a legal move," Yami said trying to defend himself. "We're just messing with you. Don't take it too seriously," Joey said with a wink. Yami smiled back and nodded.
-Yami: Summoned Skull, destroy his cheap Mothra imitation! - The gang smirked at this comment.
-Joey and Tristian: Yay! We were totally ineffectual! - "What's that supposed to mean?" Joey and Tristian asked annoyed.
-Weevil: I lost heh-heh, and stuff heh-heh.-
-Yami: Maybe next time, you'll think twice before forcing someone to part with their valuables. Now hand over your star chips and kiss my feet.-
-Weevil: Damnit, heh-heh. This card game sucks, heh-heh-heh.-
-Yami: Settle down buttmunch! - "Never though I hear you say that Yug," Joey said. "I didn't think I'd hear myself say that either," Yami responded.
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-Odion: That's it! I have had it with these mother*cking snakes on this mother*cking plane! - "Huh, didn't know he hated snakes that much," Tristian said.
Yami let Yugi take control as Joey groaned after finding out his computer was about to run out of power. "I gotta charge this baby up before we watch another video."
Yugi then looked down at the table. "What's up Yugi?" Tristian asked.
"Did any of us have our drinks while watching this video?"
Realization came to the others as they looked down at their drinks, which we're sitting on the table. Joey picked up his cup. "Aw man! It's cold!"
"Guess we forgot we had them huh?" Tea said. Everyone laughed as they got up with their drinks and belongings and headed out the door.
Whew…got this chapter done. Coming up with these reactions isn't as easy as it sounds, and I got stuck a lot of times in this chapter, but I am trying. Hopefully the end result turned out good.
If it felt like Weevil came out of nowhere, they were in a public place, so anyone could appear and notice the gang.
Looks like we have Mai coming in next time. That'll be fun.
Next time: Episode 5- My Funny Skankentine. Duel Standby!
