Days until DSoD: 160
Ok so I'm going to try writing reactions from two different people from two different locations in this chapter. The first one is Yugi and the gang, and if you've seen the video, you probably know who the other person is, and there will be no one to tell him to shut up.
Shattered223: Yep, that's the new name for their transformation apparently. ^_^
Above the Winter Moonlight: Yea, I imagined Mai would be more open-minded on the humor, unlike some other characters. Mako's only in the beginning, but you'll see more of him when we get to the "Harpoonshipping" episode later on.
MaidenOfTheLostMasks: Don't worry, I know CPR…ok I don't, but I'll make sure you breathe ;) Oh the thiefshipping, that'll be fun.
AnimaniAshley: Thank you! ^^
FANactic Writer: Yep, the time has come!
Ok so guess what…I still own nothing. Enjoy!
-Quote from abridged series-
"Yami or Yugi mind speaking"
Normal dialogue.
Today was hotter than most days, and this made the gang go on a hunt for water. Luckily at the local café, there was a stand giving away bottles and gallons of water for the day. Yugi then noticed that their friend Mako was running the stand.
"Hey Mako!" Yugi called.
After saying hi, Mako gave the four of them two bottles of water. Joey and Tristian started gulping down right away and before anyone could think twice, they were on the second bottle.
"Thanks Mako, how much do we owe you?" Tea asked.
"Nothing. I figured on a day like today, people need something quick and refreshing, and not to mention free."
"You can say that again," Yugi said.
Everyone soon felt refreshed and relieved. "Don't forget to recycle those bottles, good for the ocean," Mako reminded the gang.
Tristian chuckled. "And that's the advice of the day from the freaky…"
"Don't finish that sentence!" Mako shouted. Tristian quickly closed his mouth and put his bottle in the recycling bin. "Well, looks like no one else is here right now. Time for a break." Mako grabbed a bottle of water and sat down. Yugi and the gang sat down nearby and got Joey's laptop set up.
"Ready for the next video?" Joey asked. Everyone nodded. Joey then started the video.
-Yami: Actually I do smoke marijuana. It's good stuff. - "Well that's not good at all," Tea said.
"Wow Pharaoh, shame on you," Yugi said. "Did I do something?" Yami asked. "You should know better than to smoke marijuana." "What? I don't smoke, and I never will."
"I know, it's your counterpart in these videos that smokes, which is still bad," Yugi said chuckling. "I see," Yami responded.
-Yugi: It sure was nice of you to share your fish with us Mako. - Mako looked over at the gang. "Did one of you say my name?"
"No, it was on the video. Come look at this," Tea said. Mako did so and saw himself on the screen. "What is this?"
"These are videos that someone made. They took our duels and lives and changed what we said and add other things. They're pretty funny," Tristian explained.
"Well then, mind if I join?" Mako asked. "Of course," Yugi answered as he resumed the video.
-Mako: Haha! Don't worry my friends, there's plenty more where that came from.-
-Yugi: We should probably get going.-
-Mako: Leaving so soon, are you?-
-Tristian: What a swell guy.-
-Tea: I like that he doesn't wear a shirt. - Mako chuckled. "Yea, that was back in the old Duelist Kingdom days," he said.
-Mako: *throws harpoon* Heyaa!-
-Yugi: Ahh!-
-Tristian: Holy **** on a **** sandwich! - Everyone started cracking up. Even Tristian was laughing his head off.
-Yugi: Did-did you just throw a harpoon at me?-
-Mako: Um…I didn't want you to leave. And I wasn't sure how else to get your attention.-
-Yugi: Just ask. Just say, "Hey Yugi, could you stay a little longer?" Don't lob a freaking harpoon at me. Seriously, that's like the rudest thing ever. - "Uh Yug, I don't know if it's just me, but it sounds like you have a British accent," Joey said.
"Yeah, I noticed too," Yugi replied. "It's probably because the guy who's voicing all of us is British."
-Mako: Hey Yugi! Could you stay a little longer? Maybe…-
-Yugi: Well it isn't going to work now. Not after you almost skewered me! - "Oh come on, I didn't leave that bad of a first impression on you guys, did I?" Mako asked. The other smiled and shook their heads.
-Mako: I'm not entirely sure what to say.-
-Yugi: Maybe it would be best if we just left.-
-Mako: No hard feelings about the harpoon incident, right?-
-Joey: Get bent, ya freaky fish guy!-
-Mako: I am not a freaky fish guy! - "I am not a freaky fish guy!"
The gang looked over as Mako said the same thing simultaneously with the video. Mako realized what just happened too. The gang then started laughing as Mako sighed.
-Joey and Tristian: Mako's a freaky fish guy! - Mako growled. "Why does everyone think I'm a freaky fish guy? I'm not!"
"Well back then, you kind of were," Joey said.
"And I suppose these videos have proof of that?" Mako asked. Joey shrugged his shoulders and continued the video.
-Mako: At least the ocean will never leave me. Right ocean? ... Why don't you ever answer me ocean? - Yugi and Tea started giggling and Tristian and Joey started laughing. Mako on the other hand turned red. "Great, I can't compete with that," he sighed.
As the title sequence played, Mako got up and grabbed his water. "I think I'm going to head out, and at least try to prove I'm not a…you know." The gang waved goodbye and continued the video.
Helping his brother was something Mokuba always enjoyed doing, whenever and whatever it was. But he also enjoyed the times when Kaiba would let him have some time to himself while he was planning for what's next. During these times, Mokuba would usually go online and check on any latest Duel Monsters news, or make sure no one was trying to take over the company again.
As he was surfing the web, Mokuba noticed something. A playlist of videos that seemed to be about Yugi and his friends. Mokuba thought it was nothing, until he scrolled down.
"Huh? Why is Seto in this one?" Mokuba was now curious. He clicked on the video and it began playing. Mokuba seemed confused at first since it showed Yugi with Mako and his friends, but seemed different. But he quickly started liking it and was laughing at the jokes.
After the title sequence, Mokuba was surprised to see himself on the video, and was even more surprised that this was direct footage from Duelist Kingdom. "Was someone spying on me or something during that time?" he asked. "Although I do like the theme music. Makes me seem all stealthy," Mokuba said smiling as he heard the Mission: Impossible theme play.
The music then stopped and Mokuba remembered what happened next. "Yea, not one of my best moments," he said to himself.
-Mokuba: I probably should have thought this through! - Mokuba was a little taken back by his voice. "Well Yugi didn't sound like his normal voice, I guess that applies to everyone," he concluded. –Ooh, oh! My neck! Ow ow! Man, I sure am glad I'm a cartoon. - "Cartoon? What's he…er…what am I talking about?" Mokuba asked.
Back at the Café, Yugi and the gang were wondering the same thing.
-Yugi: That Mako guy was a f*cking psycho.-
-Joey: It's enough to make you appreciate that Pegasus fellow. - "I wouldn't go that far," Tea said.
-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is assaulting you! - Everyone giggled. "So apparently hair can do that now," Joey said
-Tristian: I'm actually going to do something for once. *Throws Kemo* My voice gives me super strength! - "Well Tristian, you got something good out of your voice," Yugi said.
"Yea, I'm getting used to it."
-Kemo: Yes, but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity. - "Oh, nice comeback," Tristian said with a laugh.
-Tristian: Oh the humanity!-
-Kemo: I somehow found out that this kid doesn't have any star chips, so I'm going to throw him off the island.-
-Tristian: Cool, let's go watch. - "Not cool Tristian," Joey said. Tristian shot a quick glare in return.
-Kemo: Get in there you little runt.-
-Weevil: Hey, heh-heh, don't rock the boat buttmunch.-
-Kid: But I didn't lose my star chips, they were stolen from me. I swear it on the life of my pink shirt. - Everyone smirked.
-Yugi: Don't worry, we'll get your star chips.-
-Kid: You'll bring them back to me?-
-Yugi: I never said that. - "Wow Yug, didn't know you could be a thief at times," Joey said with a chuckle. "I didn't steal them. We couldn't make it to the boat on time," Yugi responded.
-Mokuba: Thanks to this awesome disguise, you'll never be able to figure out my identity.-
-Joey: Hey its Kaiba's shrill voiced little brother. - "My voice isn't that shrill," Mokuba said to himself. "Joey doesn't know what he's talking about." Mokuba was sure Kaiba would have said the same thing.
-Mokuba: You'll pay for what you did to my big brother Yugi.-
-*flashback*-
-Mokuba: Seto, what's wrong?-
-Kaiba: They wrote my character out of the show Mokuba. - "Wrote out? Nobody writes my brother out of anything!" Mokuba paused. "But what did he mean by 'show'?"
-Mokuba: No way! But you're Yugi's arch rival.-
-Kaiba: And I haven't been in a single episode since he defeated me. Since he's the star he thinks he can hog all the screen time to himself. I mean, just look at Bakura.-
-Mokuba: Who the hell is Bakura?-
-Kaiba: Precisely. - A lot of thoughts were going through Mokuba's mind. "So Seto hasn't been in these videos since the first one?" Mokuba asked looking at the playlist and recognizing the first video as the time Yugi first defeated Kaiba. Mokuba then couldn't help but chuckle when he got to himself wondering who Bakura was.
-Kaiba: Now I'm going to hide in some undisclosed location. You stay here and guard my multimillion dollar company while I'm gone. 'Kay thanks. - Mokuba smiled and laughed. "I wonder if Seto has seen this," he said.
-Mokuba: But Seto, what if an evil group tries to take over while you're missing?-
-Kaiba: Oh come one Mokuba, what are the odds of that happening? - "Heh more than you know big bro," Mokuba said.
-Pegasus: So let me get this straight gentlemen. Now that Kaiba-boy has gone missing, your evil group wishes to seize control of his company?-
-Big 5: That is correct!-
-Mokuba: I f*cking knew it. - Mokuba turned red, but soon couldn't help from laughing. "Never thought I hear myself saying that," he said. Back at the Café Tristian, Tea, Joey, and Yami (Yugi let him take over) were thinking the same thing.
-Yami: For the love of Isis are we going to duel or are we going to stand around having flashbacks? - Someone's impatient," Tea said. Yami smiled and rolled his eyes
-Mokuba: Thanks to you Pegasus abducted me, and my brother's company is about to be taken over by corporate suits!-
-Yami: All because I beat him in a card game?-
-Mokuba: That's right. - The gang started laughing, even Yami found the reasoning funny. Mokuba found himself chuckling too.
-Yami: You're some kind of moron, you know that? - Mokuba stopped laughing. "Well that's harsh," he said.
-Mokuba: A moron who got all your star chips.-
-Yami: Damn that kid moves fast.-
-Mokuba: Stealing makes everything better. – "No it doesn't," Mokuba said.
-Yami: Wait Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing. Think, what would your brother say if he saw you now?-
-Kaiba: Well done Mokuba, now steal something from Joey too. - "He wouldn't say that. Seto's against stealing," Mokuba said. At the Café, the others couldn't hold in their laughter. "Better watch out next time you see Mokuba Joey," Tristian said.
-Yami: Ok but what would he say if he wasn't a complete douche bag. - Joey started laughing, followed by Tristian. Tea and Yami sighed and shook their heads. Mokuba, however, was upset. "No one calls my brother…that!" Mokuba shouted.
-Mokuba: You're right Yugi. I'll return all the star chips. Just as long as you let my brother back on the show.-
-Yami: That's fine by me.-
-Mokuba: And maybe you could give Bakura a bigger role too.-
-Yami: Don't push your luck kid. - "Geez, wonder what Bakura would say if he was here," Joey said.
"Not sure if he'd like these videos treating him like he's not important," Tea said.
-Kaiba: I've designed these new hologram doohickeys so they'll help me defeat Yugi. I'm sure the cold hand of science will be able to overcome his magical powers. - "Still clueless," Yami said.
-Goon 1: Don't move a muscle or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns. - "Huh, you know, from the way their arms and hands are positioned, it does look like they could be holding guns," Tristian said.
"Yea, and I don't think those guards would be just pointing at someone they are about to capture," Joey said.
"If a lot of people are seeing these videos, then it's almost like someone changed the scene to make it suitable…for kids." Tea paused. "Is something wrong?" Yami asked. "No, it's fine." Tea then remembered 4Kids in the last video they watched. "Maybe I'm just overthinking this," she thought.
-Kaiba: I'm too rich to die! *jumps out of window*- Mokuba got to the edge of his seat.
-Goon 2: There's no way he could have survived that fall.-
-Kaiba: Actually, I seem to be ok. - Mokuba sighed a breath of relief.
-Goon 2: Nope, he's defiantly dead.-
-Kaiba: You guys are idiots! - Mokuba started laughing again. "You tell them Seto!" he cheered. The others back at the Café were laughing too.
-Goon 2: At least we're not dead, like you. - "And your talking to him like he isn't dead," Tea said.
-Kaiba: You'd better not be stealing my deck up there!-
-Goon 2: He won't be needing this now that he's deceased. - "So they're the one who stole my brother's deck back then," Mokuba realized.
-Mokuba: We brought the star chips.-
-Kemo: Rejected! I'm glad I took all those child-grabbing classes. - "That sounds illegal," Tea said.
-Yami: Unhand him you nameless henchman!-
-Kemo: Meet me at the dueling field in a few hours and we'll discuss it.-
-Time passes…- "Classic use of the music," Tristian said.
-Kemo: Attention duelists! I'm still not going to unhand him. - "Ok I'm going to assume this guy is going to start every sentence with 'Attention duelists!'" Joey said. "Attention duelist! I bet you're right," Tristian said. The others laughed.
"Attention duelists! I'm enjoying these videos!" Tea said. Everyone turned to Yami. "Come on Yug, say it."
"Go on Pharaoh, I want to hear this too," Yugi said. Yami sighed, then smiled. "Attention duelist! It's time to duel!" After a nice chuckle the video continued.
-Tristian: What a pointless interlude.-
-Tea: Wait guys, that looks like Kaiba.-
-Ghost Kaiba: This time Yugi, you don't stand a ghost of a chance.-
-Tristian: Oh no! He has even less personality than before! - "What's that supposed to mean?" Mokuba asked.
-Kid: I sure hope Yugi brings my star chips back soon. -
-Weevil: Shut up and row dumbass. Heh-heh-heh.-
-[tune in next week for the long awaited Yugi vs Kaiba rematch…kinda…well, not really.]-
"Wonder what's going to happen next?" Tristian said.
-Marik: My name is Marik. - "Hey, It's Marik and Bakura," Tea said. "Oh yea. Remember, they were working together during Battle City," Joey said.
-Bakura: I don't care.-
-Marik: What if I told you I had exclusive knowledge of certain secrets?-
-Bakura: I don't care.-
-Marik: Once I possess what I desire, the Millennium Rod will mean absolutely nothing to me.-
-Bakura: I don't care. - "Doesn't sound like Bakura wants to work together," Joey said. The other smirked in agreement.
"Ok, I'm ready to get out of this heat," Tea said. The others agreed. Joey packed up his laptop, Yami and Yugi switched places, Tea finished her water, and Tristian started fanning himself. Everyone then walked home.
Mokuba was ready to watch the next video when he heard the door behind him open.
"There you are Mokuba," Kaiba said. "Hey Seto, did you need me for something?" Mokuba asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do." Kaiba then noticed what was on the screen. "Hey have you seen these videos. The one I just watched was pretty funny, for the most part," Mokuba said.
Kaiba looked away. "I wouldn't recommend watching those Mokuba. I saw one, and that was enough for me."
Mokuba knew once Kaiba's mind was made, it's hard to change it. He closed the screen and followed Kaiba down the hall. "Well if you don't want to watch them, that's fine. But I will say this one was pretty good. You made Pegasus' henchmen look like idiots."
Kaiba paused for a minute, then a small smile came across his face, and quickly disappeared. "I still think you should give them a try," Mokuba said.
"We'll see."
Yep, Kaiba's starting to take interest. Granted it's a small interest at this point, but an interest none the less.
Thank you once again to all my readers, even my silent ones. I always love hearing what you think of this fic ^_^ *Looks at what episode is next* *sighs* Bring in the gay clown!
Next time: Episode 7- Cliffhanger. Duel standby!
