Days until DSoD: 153

So a lot of people are looking forward to this chapter because of the gay clown. Well then I have a little surprise. Since the gay clown isn't going to be reacting in this chapter, I brought him with me. Please welcome, a gay clown!

GC: I'm not a gay clown. I'm Kaiba's evil half-

Shut up and make some balloon animals or something!

Kurora: Glad I was able to cheer you up! ^_^ Those lines will be fun to react to! Crowd Atlas is one of my favorite episodes too. (Allow me to be the first to summon my Egyptian Go-too late I'm summoning mine!)

James95: Yep it's almost time for Bakura to come! As for that video, I'm still debating. ^^' I'll decide when the time comes.

Above the Winter Moonlight: Glad you like it. Enjoy your candy Mokie!

MaidenOfTheLostMasks: Hope you enjoy the gay clown…that is before Yami kills him.

Somebody: You're very welcome!

FANactic Writer: The gay clown is here! ;)

Thedarkpokemaster: Yep, that's going to make things awkward for a while. ;)

AnimaniAshley: Three cheers for invisible guns! Bang! Bang! Ba-dow! Ba-dow!

Tabatha Ackley: It's here! I update weekly, unless something comes up for me.

Sonicxjones: I wonder too, that will be fun to write when the time comes!

I'm not even going to try to say I own Yu-Gi-Oh or the abridged series, because it's 100% false. Enjoy!

-Quote from abridged series.-

"Yami or Yugi mind speaking."

Normal dialogue.

At the Game Shop, Yugi was getting his computer set up with the next video as the others gathered around. "So this is going to be a continuation from the last one," Tea said.

"Looks like it. I still remember that ghost…clown…fake Kaiba…whoever. Creepy guy," Yugi said.

"Well then, let's get started," Joey said. Yugi started the video, and everyone was a little taken back by the piano music playing. "What's up with the music? Sounds like something sad or dramatic," Tea said.

-Yami: Previously on Yu-Gi-Oh.-

-Tea: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Yami's the father. - Tea eyes widened as she turned bright red. Yugi blushed a little in embarrassment. Joey and Tristian on the other hand started snickering.

"And just what is so funny?!" Tea asked turning towards them. Joey and Tristian quickly stopped and smiled. "Smart choice," Tea replied.

-Joey: Tristian, don't leave me!-

-Tristian: I'm sorry Joey, it's just not working out between us.-

-Joey: But I love you! - This time it was Tristian and Joey who turned bright red. They quickly looked at each other and rapidly started shaking their heads.

-Tea: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Weevil's the father. - "Ok, that is wrong on so many levels," Tea remarked with a little shakiness in her voice.

-Yugi: Grandpa! So you're the one who shot Tristian.-

-Solomon: Yes it was I. - "Grandpa wouldn't do that," Yugi said sighing.

-Tea: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and Bakura's the…-

-Yugi: No f*cking way!-

-Tea: Ok I lied about that one. - "But the other one's are not true either," Tea said angrily and with her face still red.

-Ghost Kaiba: This time Yugi, you don't stand a ghost of a chance!-

-Tristian: Yugi, I think I'm pregnant, and you're the father. - "Ok, is this going to end soon!?" Tristian asked looking redder than before, if that's even possible.

-Yami: And now the thrilling conclusion! Wait a minute, did any of that stuff actually happen? - "NO!" everybody yelled at the same time. "And thank God for that," Tea added. As the title sequence played, everyone was still taking in what just happened.

"Well, that's one way to start the video," Joey said.

"I think I need a break," Yugi said. "Just be glad you didn't see any of that Pharaoh." "Actually, I heard most of it," Yami said. Yugi turned a little red in embarrassment. "Well, I'm leaving the rest to you." Yami took control and Yugi sat down next to the door of his soul room.

"Well, are we ready for what's next?" Tristian asked.

"Hopefully it won't make things more awkward," Tea said. Joey continued the video.

-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair has abducted this small child. If you want me to release him, you must first defeat Seto Kaiba's ghost in a duel.-

-Yami: Are you trying to tell me that Kaiba came back from the dead just to play a card game with me? - Yami couldn't help but smile and let out a smirk.

-Kemo: Yes.-

-Yami: Either this is a trick, or this show is even dumber than I thought. - Everyone was still confused about what he meant by 'show.'

-Ghost Kaiba: It's true Yugi. I've returned from the dead in order to defeat you. My desire for vengeance was so strong that even Hell itself could not hope to contain my…-

-Yami: Ok time out. – Everyone chuckled. -Does anybody here actually believe for even one second that this guy is a ghost?-

-Tristian: I do.-

-Yami: Anyone besides Tristian?-

-Tristian: …I do. - Tristian sighed while Joey was trying to hold back a laugh.

-Ghost Kaiba: What's your point?-

-Yami: My point is you're not a ghost. No eff-ing way! - "Well it's better than you actually saying the word," Tea said.

-Ghost Kaiba: Then explain how I have this! The Hitotsu-Me Giant!-

-Yami: (sarcastically) Oh you're right. That defiantly proves it. - Yami smiled and the other giggled.

-Ghost Kaiba: Look I'm a ghost ok? Quit being such a jerk.-

-Yami: If you're a ghost, then I'm straight. - Yami blinked and started turning red. "Wow Yug, didn't know you really considered yourself that," Joey said jokingly.

*Scene change*-

-Kaiba: Now that Pegasus thinks I'm dead, I can work on redeeming my character in the eyes of the fans. Wait a minute, how the hell did I climb up the side of a cliff while holding a briefcase? - "Huh, from what I'm seeing, that's a legitimate question," Joey said. –And for that matter, how the hell did I get here? Into the Kaiba Cave!-

"Since when does Moneybags deserve to have that music as his theme?" Joey asked annoyed. The other nodded in agreement.

-Computer: Hi there Kaiba, I'm your inappropriately voiced computer system.-

-Kaiba: Wait a second, do you mean I have to spend the entire episode talking to a machine?-

-Computer: It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?" Joey started laughing, followed by Tristian. "Take that Rich Boy!" Joey said. "Will you two stop it?" Tea asked. "I wouldn't go so far as to compare Kaiba to a machine," Yami added.

-Kaiba: Using my leet haxor skills, I'm going to bring down one of Pegasus' satellites so that I can gain access to his computer systems. Hooray for cyber-terrorism. - "So that's how Kaiba was able to stop the fake Kaiba from using the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, well, without the last part," Yami said.

-Computer: It looks like you're just pressing the same keys over and over again.-

-Kaiba: That's because I learned how to hack by watching old episodes of Star Trek.-

-Computer: Since I'm such an advanced computer, I can make Pegasus' computer systems look like a really boring video game. - "Since when does advance mean boring?" Tea said laughing.

-Kaiba: Ahh! The blue screen of death. My mortal enemy. - Everyone started laughing, and Yami smiled at the thought of a screen being Kaiba's enemy.

-Ghost Kaiba: You don't stand a ghost of a chance Yugi because this time I'm…-

-Yami: How many times are you going to use that line?-

- [Honestly, they use that pun way too much. Here, I'll prove it…] - "Wait, by 'they', does that mean us?" Tea asked.

"I don't think people here use that phrase too much," Tristian said.

- (clip) Ghost Kaiba: It's me Kaiba, and this time, you don't stand a ghost of a chance.-

- (clip) Kemo: Yugi, you don't have a ghost of a chance beating Kaiba because this time, he is a ghost.-

- (clip) Bonz: I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me.-

-Yu-Gi-Oh, where bad puns go to die (Bonz cameo ftw) - "Ok, I stand corrected," Tristian said.

-Ghost Kaiba: Whooo-oooo! I'm a ghost. Whoo…-

-Yami: Oh stop it! You're not fooling anyone.-

-Tristian: It's a ghost!-

-Yami: Tristian doesn't count. - "Oh come on, just because my voice sounds like that doesn't mean I'm an idiot," Tristian complained.

"You know not to take these jokes too personally, right?" Tea asked. "…Right," Tristian replied.

-Mokuba: That's not my brother! Everyone says he's a bad person, but it's not true!-

-Yami: He stole my grandfather's favorite card, put him in the hospital, and then left you at the mercy of his enemies. Face it kid, your brother's a giant prick! - "Ha, you tell him Yug," Joey said. "I wouldn't exactly find myself saying those things," Yami said.

-Kaiba: Even though I'm his arch-rival, I'm going to use this virus to help Yugi win. Finally being a rich nerd pays off.-

-Computer: You really do need to get laid. - "Wow, even a machine thinks so," Tea said.

-Yami: Ah-ha, see? You're not a ghost at all. - "Ugh, I remember that," Tea said as the fake Kaiba transformed in the video. -You're some kind of…gay clown apparently.-

-Tea: Eww! It's slightly more repulsive than regular clowns.-

-Gay Clown: Actually, I'm not a clown. I'm Seto Kaiba's evil side brought back form the Shadow Realm by Pegasus…-

-Yami: That's even less believable than the whole 'ghost story.' You don't even know what you are do you?-

-Gay Clown: No…-

-Yami: Didn't think so. Mind Crush! - "So you did that to him just because he didn't know what he was?" Joey asked. "No, I did it because he was evil and played around with Kaiba's soul. But I guess this video disagrees," Yami replied. –Did I just kill a gay clown? - Everyone started laughing. "Yes you did Yug. Yug?" Joey asked. "I'm not sure why, but I have a strange feeling that I've said that before. I don't remember saying something like that, but it feels like that line was said by me with my voice. Weird," Yami said.

-Tristian: That ghost didn't scare me, even if I did just sh*t my pants. - Joey started laughing, leading to a smack from Tristian.

-Yami: He didn't stand a ghost of a chance. *laughing*- "Ha ha," the gang mocked laughed.

-Joey: Hey what happened to Mokuba?-

-Yami: Who cares? - "Little harsh there Yug," Joey said. Yami shook his head.

"Pharaoh, I'm ready to come back," Yugi said. Yami smiled and let Yugi take control. "It was a good one," Yami said. "Yea, I heard most of it and was laughing along," Yugi replied.

"Oh no!" Tea yelled. The gang looked at the caption. – [I think I'm pregnant…] - "No! Not that again!" Yugi yelled. The screen then faded to black. Everyone let out a sigh of relief.

-RM Tristian: Bite my shiny metal ass!-

-Joey: It doesn't look so shiny to me.-

-RM Tristian: Shinier than yours meatbag. - Everyone started laughing, even Tristian. "Well guys, another video down," Tristian said.

Tea looked at the time. "I better get going." As Tea got up, Yugi looked back at the screen. "Hey guys, look."

On the screen was Bakura, or in this case Yami Bakura. Text was next to him saying "His time is at hand. (We're all going to die)" "Does that mean Bakura's going to be in the next video?" Joey asked.

"Looks like it. But that's the spirit of the Millennium Ring…is he going to be made fun of too?" Yugi asked.

"We'll have to wait and see. Anyways, I have to head out. See ya," Tea walked downstairs and out the game shop doors, followed by the others. Yugi closed the screen and walked downstairs to help his grandfather.

I wonder why the anime went with a clown, as in the manga it was a ventriloquist and a Kaiba dummy.

Speaking of clowns, let's see how he's doing. Are you all enjoying…where's the gay clown?

Yami: Killed him.

What? Why did you do that?!

Yami: Uhh…gay clown.

Oh boy. Well speaking of which, there's a video on Youtube of Dan Green saying "Did I just kill a gay clown?" in Yami's voice. So that's what that was all about if that cause confusion.

Looks like our "mysterious youth" is getting less mysterious…ok maybe not, but at least he has a name now. And the little girl is cute! ^_^ She kind of reminds me of Kris from the Waking the Dragons arc. Well, see you guys soon!

Next time: Episode 8- The Plot Thinnens. Duel Standby! …And now my limey senses are tingling.