Days until DSoD: 113

Dang it, I wanted to get a chapter out before the new year, but I didn't get enough time. So instead of ending 2015 with a new chapter, let's kick off 2016 with a new chapter!

Above the Winter Moonlight: Glad you liked the chapter! Episode 66 was pretty good and made me laugh!

Little Bird 8060: I'm glad I made you laugh!

GoldenBug Prime: Yay for YGOTAS!

Alexandrite Dragoness: He probably is. Time to plan a trip to somewhere in California. ;)

S Danyal Allen: Yeah, it isn't easy to come up with some reactions ^^'

Thedarkpokemaster: Just wait until episode 25, hehehe…

Sonicxjones: Well my life can get busy at times. ^^' But I should be back on schedule for the new year.

MaidenOfTheLostMasks: I didn't think he would, but it looks like he is! Dun-dun-dun! Yeah, Yami Bakura doesn't know what he's in for.

FANactic Writer: Happy New Year, and enjoy the chapter!

Itachiforever342: Yep, he'll have reactions to episodes he is in. That's my favorite line from the episode…I should probably cut down on the drugs.

TTY7: XD I bet they will make him do that!

Wesst1: Aww that's cute. I like Peachshipping too, it's not my all-time favorite shipping, but it's up there. I can't wait until we get to the later episodes with more shippings.

Zombyra: Glad you like it!

Ideas: I will once I'm done with this one.

Akai22878: I see what you mean. I usually do that when two characters are directly speaking to each other, but it does work that way too. Thanks for the reminder, and hope you enjoy the chapter!

Rittie: I'm glad you like it! ^^

(I think this is the most reviews I've gotten from a single chapter)

Even in 2016 I will never own Yu-Gi-Oh or the abridged series. Enjoy!

-Quote from abridged series-

"Mind speaking"

Normal dialogue

"You guys ready?" Yugi asked the others.

"Episode 12, let's do this!" Joey said confidently. Tea, Tristian, and Bakura started giggling as Yugi started the video.

-Yami: No Duel Monsters were harmed during the making of this episode, except for Kuriboh. – "What is it with these videos and their hatred for Kuriboh?" Yugi asked. The others shrugged their shoulders.

-Joey: Help! I'm being chased by the slowest dragon! Think of all the card games I'll never play. - "Wow, this video is actually showing my dream? Freaky," Joey said. -Oh no, it's Kaibazilla! I knew he'd come for me one day.-

-Kaiba: If you think this is huge, then you should see my ego. - "I think I'll pass," Joey said. -Now sit at your master's feet like the dog that you are.-

-Joey: But I don't want to be a furry.-

-Kaiba: Shut up and bend over.-

-Joey: Yes master. - "That's what you were dreaming about?" Tristian asked.

Joey became embarrassed. "Well, not exactly like that," Joey answered, then he suddenly heard the music playing. "Hold on a second, why choose that song?"

-[the imagery speaks for itself]- "Wait, is this video suggesting…no way!" Joey said angrily.

-Joey: Nyeh! Man what a nightmare. That was almost as bad as that dream I had where Kaiba beat me in a card game.-

-Yugi: Actually Joey I think that really happened.-

-Joey: It was a dream! - "I wish is actually was," Joey said.

"It's only in your dreams that you can actually defeat Kaiba," Tristian said. Joey glared at him.

-Tea: Hey Yugi, Mai Skankentine told me to give you this letter.-

-Yugi: How the hell am I supposed to read this? It's just a bunch of pink smudges. - "Good question, how we're you able to read that?" Tea asked.

"Looking back, I'm not sure," Yugi answered.

-Tristian: Yugis got a girlfriend.-

-Yugi: That does it, Tristian is so getting a mind crush. - Tristian turned to Yugi. "You wouldn't…"

"No, of course not," Yugi said quickly smiling.

*title sequence*

-Joey: Check it out, I've been working on my dance moves. I call this one The Joey. - "Uhh…" Joey started saying. The others were chuckling.

-Yugi: Joey that's the worst dance I've ever seen. - Joey smiled and rolled his eyes. "I wouldn't even call that dancing," he said.

"I second that," Tea said. "I could teach you a thing or two about dancing."

"Heh, I'm good."

-Joey: You're just jealous.-

-Bonz: Brains! (What a cool dance)- "What the…?" Tristian started asking.

"I have a lot of things going through my head, and I'm not sure if I'm going to get answers," Joey said.

-Zygor: You said it Zombie boy. - "Does that explain anything?" Bakura asked.

"Actually, yes," Joey responded.

-Sid: Oy, isn't that Yugi? The only person on the island whose hair is more ridiculous than ours? - Yugi looked up at his hair for a second.

-Bonz: Brains! (He looks like a bobble head doll)- Yugi then sighed and shook his head.

-Sid: Let's go do more cliché henchmen things.-

-Zygor: Ok.-

-Keith: Excellent works my fellow Americans. It sounds like those kids are about to fall right into my trap, in America. - "Oh great, more of this," Joey said smiling.

-Sid: Oy boss, you know we're not actually in America right?-

-Keith: I don't understand a word you just said. Try speaking American, it's the only language I understand. - "Then how about explaining the difference between English and American," Tea said laughing along with the others.

-Joey: I got to go take a whiz.-

-Yugi: Too much information Joey. - "Me and my big mouth," Joey said turning a little red.

-Keith: That graveyard arena should be around here somewhere. These sunglasses sure make it difficult to see in the dark, but I refuse to take them off because I'm an American, and Americans always wear sunglasses. - "Oh really?" Tea asked sarcastically. -Now it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. Alas poor Yorick, I knew him, in America. - "Might as well just recite the whole play adding in America after everything," Bakura said laughing.

-Bonz: Brains! (I dropped out of zombie school for this?)- "Forget him saying brains all the time, I want to know whose idea it was to make a school that teaches you to be a zombie," Tristian said.

-Joey: Ain't nothing like getting out what you gotta get out. Hello did you enjoy watching me pee? - "That's the weirdest question I've heard you ask," Tristian said.

"Shut up," Joey said.

-Zygor: Rise and shine dweeb.-

-Joe: Hey, where the heck are we?-

-Bonz: Brains! (It's time to duel)-

-Joey: Oh-no it's a Goth! - "I wouldn't exactly call him a Goth," Yugi said chuckling.

-Yugi: I wonder what's keeping Joey. If he's gone much longer, we'll have to give his screen time to Bakura. - "You make it sound like that's a bad thing," Bakura said.

-Bakura: Let's ditch the tosser. – "If it will make these videos stop picking on me, I'm all for it."

"Hey!" Joey responded.

"I'm kidding," Bakura said back.

-Tea: Score a wallet! Finders' Keepers. - "Looks like you're still stealing, I remember that from the first video," Tristian said.

"Excuse me?!" Tea asked angrily.

"N-Nothing," Tristian said quickly

-Tristian: Hey, that's Joey's fine-ass sister. I'd recognize that come-hither look anywhere. - Tristian smiled and blushed. "I can completely agree with myself," he said.

"Don't get any ideas," Joey said annoyed.

-Yugi: Let's all wander blindly into that cave over there.-

-Joey: What do you people want from me?-

-Keith: Your star chips dweeb. I have a score to settle with Pegasus, so Zombie Boy here's gonna beat you in a card game.-

-Joey: Why didn't you just take my star chips when I was unconscious?-

-Keith: Shut the hell up! - Everyone started laughing. "Yeah, make that the answer for everything," Yugi said. -It's time for Zombie Boy to sing the American National Anthem, in America!-

-Bonz: *sings Brains in tune of Star Spangled Banner.*- "Well, that's one way to sing a song," Tea said.

-Zygor: He has the voice of a zombie angel. - "I, don't think that's possible to have a zombie angel," Bakura said.

-Yugi: We can't find Joey anywhere. This is so totally the opposite of super special awesome, whatever that is.-

-Bakura: Look, a couple of coffins. These will come in handy when we kill Joey for making us look for him. - Joey looked at Bakura. "Wait, what were you planning on doing?"

"Defiantly not that," Bakura said smiling nervously.

-Tea: Oh no a supermodel. - "If that's your idea of a supermodel…" Tristian started before turning to an annoyed Tea. "…Never mind."

-Yugi: Stop trying to make out with Tea, that's my job! - Yugi and Tea both blushed.

"You guys have been blushing a lot since we started watching these," Joey pointed out. The two started chuckling nervously.

-Tea: Yugi touched me. That means we're engaged. - "I don't think that's how it works…not here at least," Bakura said.

Everyone then bobbed their heads as Thriller started playing. "Why can't we get music like that when we duel?" Joey said.

-Yugi: Hey what happened to Bakura?-

-Tea: Maybe they finally wrote him out of the show. - "Oh boy," Bakura sighed.

-Bakura: Help! This supermodel's one of my fangirls!-

-Others: Not a fangirl! - "That would be cool to have fangirls," Bakura said. "You and Joey probably have a lot of fangirls from Battle City, don't you?" he asked turning to Yugi.

"I do have a lot of fans, but most have only seen the Pharaoh. And Joey…"

"I don't want to talk about it."

-Bakura: Come back here and help me you wankers!-

-Tristian: Whose smexy now bitch? - Tristian started laughing. "I should make that my catchphrase."

-Yugi: We should be ok as long as you guys don't trigger any more obvious traps.-

-Bakura: Oh smeg.-

-Yugi: Is everyone from England a total spaz Bakura?-

-Bakura: Pretty much. - "Well that wasn't one of my best moments, but I don't think it justifies calling me a spaz," Bakura said.

"Oh hey, we have chase music," Joey said. "I know another theme that would work well, but then again, it would be a little too obvious. Nice to see something different."

-Bakura: Gangway! Women and shemales first. - "Is this going to happen all the time?" Bakura asked getting a little annoyed. -Oh bollocks!-

-Yugi: It got Bakura!-

-Tea: Good. - Bakura looked over at Tea. "Don't pay attention to that," she said quickly.

-Tristian: I shall avenge his death! My voice gives me super strength! - "Hey, a shining moment for me," Tristian said.

"It was a balloon," Joey said. Tristian rolled his eyes.

-Tristian: Holy sh*t it really does-

-Yugi: Oh it was just a balloon with a speaker inside. I guess I wet my pants for nothing. - "I didn't…oh never mind," Yugi said turning red, again.

-Bakura: Somebody, tell my fangirls, I love them.-

-Tea: Looks like Bakura's scarred for life again. - "Heh, I was pretty freaked out," Bakura said trying to make a little light of the subject.

-Joey: I sure wish Yugi were here. How am I supposed to prove my independence without his help? - "Huh, I wonder," Joey said sarcastically.

-Yugi: Don't worry Joey we're here to rescue you. Wait a second have you been playing a card game? We were worried sick about you.-

-Joey: Hey, I'm trying to regain my self-esteem here.-

-Yugi: You hang out with us, you don't have any self-esteem.-

-Joey: Oh yeah. - Everyone started at the screen. "Well, this is awkward," Joey said.

-Keith: Seems you're out of luck dweeb. Zombie boy's monsters are about to wipe out your life points.-

-Joey: Let me guess, in America right?-

-Keith: I wasn't going to say that…-"Say it," Yugi said. -…In America. - "Ha!" everybody laughed.

-Yugi: Joey you can still win. Just remember your love for Serenity and you can do anything.-

-Joey: You're right Yug. That was my favorite Joss Whedon movie. - "Wrong Serenity," Tristian said. -This is for cancelling Firefly you Goth bastard!-

-Bonz: Brains! (WTF?)-

-Yugi: Well Joey it looks like you learned an important lesson. The only way to kill a zombie it to destroy the brain.-

-Joey: I also learned that I'm secretly a furry. - "What? Because I dreamed I was in a dog costume?" Joey asked. After a pause, the others started giggling. "Oh come on!" Joey yelled.

-Yugi: Once again, too much information Joey.-

-Joey: Let's get out of here before we get eaten by a grue.-

-Sid: They'll never be able to get past this cardboard cut-out of a boulder. - "I would have remembered if that was made of cardboard," Tea said.

-Keith: Another victory for America!-

-Joey: It's no use. It's made of solid cardboard. - "Very funny," Joey said sarcastically.

-Tea: I can't believe I'm trapped in a cave with four guys.-

-Bakura: Fancy a shag Tea?-

-Tea: Oops, I mean three guys. - "Really?" Bakura asked. He then felt like he heard a faint laugh in his head as the ending music played.

-[I'm bringing smexy back]-

-Yugi: Get out of my head! Get out of my head! - "Whoa! Is that what it looks like when you talk to the Pharaoh?" Tea asked.

"In a way, yeah," Yugi said, "But I'd never say that to him."

"I think I need a little break," Bakura said. "I don't blame you," Tea said. Yugi sighed and patted Bakura on the back. "We'll wait to watch the next one," Yugi said. "Or if you want you don't have to watch these anymore."

"I'll give them one more try," Bakura sighed. Yugi exited the screen and the gang made their way downstairs and outside.

Poor Bakura, at least he has his friends to support him.

Yugi: So, what are you looking forward to in 2016?

Dark Side of Dimensions.

Yugi: Anything besides that?

...Dark Side of Dimensions.

Yugi: Saw that coming.

Happy New Year everyone, and here's to 2016

Next time: Episode 13- Busted Rhymes. Duel Standby! (that actually sort of rhymes.)