Days until DSoD: 103
W-Wait a minute! 100 followers?! I…just…wow. Honestly, I wasn't expecting this to get so popular!
Yugi: Well considering what this fanfic is about, I think this was expected.
True, but still. I should have prepared a speech or something…actually no, I'm terrible at giving speeches. ^^'
Kurora: XD That would definitely make the play more interesting.
MaidenOfTheLostMasks: Kicking off 2016 with a bang! That's one of my favorite quotes from episode 63! That's true, we'll have to see what Joey thinks about puppyshipping. And going off on that, wait until later on when Yugi finds out about puzzleshipping.
Rittie: Yes, I am happy now! ;)
Guest: Enjoy the chapter!
Above the Winter Moonlight: Just wait until the Duke episode when Joey actually has to dress up like a dog. ;)
Thedarkpokemaster: *wink wink* Gotta love peachshipping!
S Danyal Allen: That's true! Can't wait for Dark Side of Dimensions!
AnimaniAshley: I see someone had a run in with the Paradox brothers! XD I'm glad it fills you with cheer!
FANactic Writer: Hehe, and there will be more puppyshipping reactions to come!
Itachiforever342: The Japanese version is awesome, and the soundtrack is amazing, defiantly darker than our version. (shadow realm? No penalty game!) Yep, season 0! I've seen a couple episodes, and Yami being a psycho! I'm such a nerd too, a lot of us are.
Guest #2: I can't wait for the movie! Can't believe it's only a few months away! Now clean your room! ;)
LadyRider92: I don't get why he gets all the hate either. :/
The Sith'ari: Don't worry, he'll still watch them. Then Yami Bakura will watch more often during the Battle City arc.
TTY7: Bakura's sticking around until at least the end of Duelist Kingdom, then he'll drop by from time to time. I have to have Yami Bakura react to the Battle City arc. XD That's would be funny! Pharaoh's Throne will be in a spinoff fic for LK's other videos after I'm done with the main series.
I only own my belongings, not the show or abridged series. Enjoy!
-Quote from abridged series.-
"Mind speaking"
Normal dialogue.
"Oh wow, I remember those two," Yugi said looking at the thumbnail for the next video.
"Yeah, that was our first time we duel as a tag team Yug," Joey said. "I wonder where those two are now."
"Last I heard they were going to China, and I also heard that Vivian is looking for someone to partner up with so she can duel them," Yugi said. Tea growled a little after hearing that name.
"Well then, let's get started," Tristian said as he started the video.
-Yami: The following cartoon is based on real events. Some names were changed in order to protect the innocent. - "Wait, what names were changed?" Joey said.
"Well it wasn't any of ours," Tristian said.
-Joey: Hey, why ain't you guys helping?-
-Tea: Get back to work slave! - Tea couldn't help but giggle a little.
"Hey, what's so funny?" Joey asked.
-Bakura: I've got a bloody good idea. Let's use my gaydar in order to locate some gay people. They'll be able to help us. - "Oh my, not that again," Bakura said chuckling.
-Tristian: Why would there be gay people down here?-
-Joey: Gay people like to hibernate in caves. I saw it on the Discovery Channel.-
-Tea: Joey that's bats.-
-Joey: Bats, gay people, same thing. - "That…might be offensive," Joey said. "But then again, I wouldn't know."
-Bakura: It seems my evil ring was pointing to this room.-
-Joey: Oh my God! This is unbelievable! Bakura actually did something useful! – "You make it sound like that's a rarity," Bakura said.
"Well, it's usually Yugi and I that do all the dueling," Joey said. Bakura thought for a second.
"True, but I'm still helpful when I'm with you guys, right?"
"Of course you are," Yugi said.
"Hey guys, listen!" Tea said as everyone looked at the screen. The gang then started laughing as Y.M.C.A played and the Paradox brothers made their appearance.
"Wow, they move well with the song," Yugi said.
-Bakura: Oh my, I wonder if those are the gay people.-
-Joey: There is a slight possibility.-
"Hey, the song is continuing into the title," Tristian said.
"Are we going to do it?" Yugi asked.
"Of course, hard to resist," Tea said.
As the familiar tune came around again, everyone moved their arms accordingly and sung along to the song.
The same could not be said at Kaibacorp. While Mokuba was moving his arms with the song, Kaiba was trying to drown the music out. While he did laugh a couple of time at previous videos, he didn't want to get distracted by them and get behind on his work.
-Kaiba: My brother's being held hostage, but I don't really feel like running. So I'm just going to walk briskly towards Pegasus' castle. Besides he's probably ok.-
-Mokuba: I can't feel my legs. - "Man, I remember being in that jail cell. It wasn't ok at all," Mokuba said.
-Kaiba: This picture reminds me of when Mokuba and I were just small children.-
"What?" Mokuba said as "Kaiba Babies" started playing. "We weren't exactly babies at that time. Wait, how does this guy have footage from our past?"
-Kaiba: We lived in an orphanage, because I had fired our parents. - Mokuba started laughing. "Hey Seto, that would explain why we never knew our parents, because you fired them." Kaiba couldn't help but smirk a little.
-Kaiba: It was a very depressing time in my life since I didn't have any money. So I was unable to screw the rules. - "Oh too bad. Now you'll have to play Duel Monsters fairly," Yugi said jokingly back at the game shop.
-Kaiba: Mokuba was often bullied, and when you're getting picked on by orphans, you know you're a loser.- "Hey!" Mokuba interjected.
-Kaiba: Here's your toy back Mokuba, That'll be five bucks. - "These videos kind of portray you as not very nice big brother," Mokuba said.
"From what I've heard, it figures," Kaiba said.
-Kaiba: Whenever we felt slightly less miserable, we would play chess. But since it didn't involve dragons or expensive holograms, I found it extremely boring.- "What would chess be like with the hologram system?" Mokuba wondered.
Kaiba paused for a second. "That would be interesting," he thought.
-Mokuba: I love you big brother.-
-Kaiba: Kay thanks.-
-Kaiba: That's odd, my Kaiba senses are tingling.-
-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is being assaulted!-
-Kaiba: Idiot. Next time you sneak up on somebody, try keeping your mouth shut.-
-Kemo: I knew those child-grabbing classes were a waste of money. - "So that's how you were found on the island Seto?" Mokuba asked.
"Well, not exactly like that," Kaiba responded.
-Para: We are the brothers Paradox.-
-Dox: And we love wearing women's frocks.- The gang sat in silence for a few seconds. "I don't know what to comment on. The fact that those two are rhyming, or what they are actually saying," Tristian said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
-Para: As villains go, we are kinda lame.-
-Dox: But never mind that, let's play a card game. - "That reminds me. Pharaoh, it's been a while since you've watched these videos."
"I know, I'm just not sure what's going to come out of them." Yami replied.
"Well, there's only one way to find out," Yugi said as he let Yami take control.
-Yami: We have to duel these guys as a team Joey, that means you do everything I say, you got that?-
-Joey: Duh, ok.- "I don't think that's how teamwork goes Yug," Joey said chuckling.
"I'm aware of that," Yami replied.
-Para: We are villains who like to rhyme.-
-Dox: In fact we do it all the time. - "You don't say," Tristian said.
-Para: You may think it's rather crass.-
-Dox: But you can stick your cards right up your nose. - "For a moment, I thought he was going to say something else," Bakura said chuckling.
"Kind of throws off their 'rhyming all the time'," Tristian added.
-Para: You were supposed to say ass brother. I thought we rehearsed this.-
-Yami: Leave it to Beaver Warrior!- "Wow, it's been forever since I used that card," Yami said.
-Para: Wall Shadow, destroy his Beaver Warrior.-
-Joey: Let this be a lesson to ya Yug. Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed. - Yami turned a little red.
-Yami: You're right Joey. My beaver was on full display. Next time I'll take better care of my beaver.-
-Tea: I didn't know Yugi had a beaver. - "You see what I mean Yugi," Yami said.
Yugi's spirit appeared next to him. "Oh you need to lighten up a little," he said. "Didn't you once thought these videos were clever and you wanted to see more?"
"That's true." Yami stopped. "You know, since we share a body, it's technically talking about you too."
Yugi paused for a second. "Well, enjoy the video," he said quickly as he retreated into his soul room.
At Kaibacorp, Kaiba was getting sick of hearing that kind of material. Mokuba was a little antsy too about what he just heard. "Maybe it'll get better," he said.
-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair has security clearance to get through this door.-
-Kaiba: Why do you keep saying attention duelists? I'm the only other person here.-
-Kemo: Hey shut up, it's what I do ok. - "Well technically, Seto is a duelist. And a great one at that," Mokuba said.
Kaiba smiled, and then it disappeared. "Not until I find a way to defeat Yugi."
"Is there
-Para: You have tricked us with your magic box.-
-Dox: We invite you to suck on our co…-
-Bakura: Cor Blimey! That was a smashing maneuver. Good show chaps. - Everyone started laughing. "Looks like I saved you all from an awkward moment," Bakura said.
-Tristian: Stop being so British. - "Well I may have the accent, but I don't really say too much British slang," Bakura added.
-Kaiba: So this is about the 178th time my brother's been kidnapped. Thanks for listening by the way. It feels good to get this stuff off my chest. - "I haven't been kidnapped that many times." Mokuba then paused. "No, I haven't."
-Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is definitely not leading you into a trap.-
-Kaiba: Listen, if you say one more thing about your hair, I'm going to shave it off.-
-Kemo: You wouldn't have the guts.-
-Kaiba: Try me big boy. - "Yeah, you tell him Seto!" Mokuba cheered. Kaiba couldn't help but smirk.
-Para: Against our Gate Guardian you stand no chance.-
-Dox: I'm not wearing any underpants. - "Whoa, TMI buddy," Joey said.
-Para: Is that true brother or are you just rhyming?-
-Dox: I didn't want to throw off our timing, but it is true. - "Once again, TMI," Joey said again.
-Yami: Joey, it's time for a surprise attack.-
-Joey: No worries Yug, I got your back.-
-Yami: Hang on a second, are we rhyming too?-
-Joey: Don't ask me, I ain't got a clue. - "Oh great, now we're rhyming a lot," Joey said.
Yami smiled. "If they think this will get us rhyming, I think not." Everyone perked up. Yami and Joey looked at each other and started chuckling.
Tea then spoke up. "You two better watch what you say."
"Yeah, or else you'll be rhyming all day," Tristian added. Both of their eyes widened and they looked at each other. "Oh great, now we're in trouble."
"I agree, though I don't want to burst your bubble," Bakura said, followed by the others laughing.
-Yami: This is like something out of Dr. Seuss.-
-Tea: I can't stop staring at Yugi's caboose. - "Aaand now the rhyming is getting old," Tea said turning a little red.
-Bakura: Everyone seems to have gone all rhymey.-
-Tristian: Shut the hell up you stupid limey. - "Pay no attention to him…er…me," Tristian said. Bakura smiled.
-Kaiba: So you want to catch a movie later or…-
-Kemo: Rejected! - "Uh Seto, the way he was talking makes it sound like you two are…"
"I heard!" Kaiba interjected.
-Kaiba: The alarm! What the hell have you done?-
-Kemo: That's for threatening my hair.-
-Kaiba: I'll never forgive you for this, whoever you are. - "You never got his name?" Mokuba asked.
"I honestly couldn't care less about who he was, just as long as he got me to you," Kaiba said.
-Yami: I activate a spell that allows our monsters to trade places, which would be completely useless in any other situation.-
-Joey: Our phases are at the ready captain.-
-Yami: Make it so number one!-
-Tea: Alright! They won!-
-Tristian: Now they've got all ten star chips.-
-Bakura: And you know what that means…-
-Everyone: This crappy tournament is almost over!- "Well this was before all the new rules were made, so I understand why some duelists might consider the tournament that," Yami said.
-Para: It seems that we ran out of luck.-
-Dox: It's just a card game, who gives a f…- "Another save from an awkward moment, this time from Mokuba," Tristian said laughing.
-Mokuba: Big brother! You came to rescue me again. What the hell took you so long?-
-Pegasus: Hello Kaiba-boy. I've been expecting you.-
-Kaiba: Pegasus, I'm going to make you pay for stealing my cards.-
-Mokuba: And for kidnapping me, right Seto?-
-Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba, mommy and daddy are talking. - Kaiba and Mokuba looked at each other. "You heard all that too, right Seto?"
"I did, and now I'm done listening to it," Kaiba said as he walked out of the room.
-Pegasus: I'm afraid your princess is in another castle Kaiba-boy.-
-Mokuba: Big brother!-
-Kaiba: What have you done now?-
-Pegasus: I turned Mokuba into a monster card, and he doesn't have any attack or defense point. - "That's not even a real card," Mokuba said a little annoyed.
-Kaiba: You sick bastard, that makes him even more worthless than Kuriboh. Please, I'll do anything, just don't release that card to the general public!-
-Pegasus: In that case, I want you to have a rematch with Yugi-boy, and this time you have to win.-
-Kaiba: I'll do it, but only to avenge the death of my little brother.-
-Mokuba: But I'm not dead Seto.-
-Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba. - "Ok, I better see what Seto's up to," Mokuba said angrily as he closed the screen.
Back at the game shop, the gang watched the whole thing unfold.
"Poor Mokuba," Tea said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"These videos make it seem like Kaiba hates the little guy," Joey said. "And we all saw that that's not true when he dueled Noah."
-[never leave your beaver unattended]- "I'll remember that," Yami said unimpressed.
"Aww, look at those little avatars," Tea said as the Final Fantasy music played. Everyone smiled and chuckled a little. Yugi then came back into control, and chuckled along.
"Well guys, do you want to watch more?"
"Of course, these videos are never a bore…dang it!" Joey yelled. Everyone else started laughing.
Well, I played my first actual Yu-Gi-Oh game against my dad, and I lost…
Yugi: Wait, you collect the cards, yet you've never actually played the game?!
What? I like having the same cards as you, Yami, Joey, and everyone else, even cards from Gx, 5d's Zexal, and Arc-v (the last two I actually haven't seen yet).
Yugi: Well, at least you played your first game.
True, but I still can't believe I lost playing with your deck.
Yugi: I see…wait, what?
Next time: Episode 14- When Yami met Sally. Duel Standby!
