Days until DSoD: 95 (can you believe we are now less than 100 days away!)

Well, second semester of school has started. Gotta get back into the swing of things, and homework.

S Danyal Allen: I didn't even think of that when writing this. I'm actually surprised a lot of the characters still have the same names, like Yugi, Atem, Kaiba, Bakura, and a few others, and Joey isn't too far off from Jounouchi. Tristian/Honda and Tea/Anzu got really Americanized.

Reydrago: Lol, kind of sad the Death-T arc was never in the anime, only in season 0. A haircut is at least better than a penalty game, but yeah don't EFF with Kaiba!

Above the Winter Moonlight: Considering what episode they were reacting to, I had to!

Duskrider: You're right, I just wanted to see what it was like playing with the same cards Yugi had since I have Yugi's Legendary Decks. I did play a couple more games with his decks, and I won…using Exodia.

CorinnetheAnime: Hope you enjoy the chapter, glad you like the story…I can't rhyme today either.

Zombyra: Glad you liked the chapter. Yes, they will, but it will be in a spinoff fanfic after they watch the actual seires.

TTY7: Sometimes I hate this website, for example, I can easily read those four numbers you have to type in when you log in, and it still says I'm wrong sometimes. _ Glad the chapter made you laugh, and I'm also happy to hear my reactions are getting better, since I try not to make the reactions too repetitive. Kaiba will watch the video, but Yami is sitting this one out because this duel left a scar on his memory and he doesn't want to be reminded of it.

LadyRaider92: Yeah, mean-spirited jokes can be hard to get right. At least we know the real Kaiba loves Mokuba a lot.

Rittie: I can only go as fast as I can. ^^' I probably won't watch the dubs since yeah, the dubs aren't the best. (They're at least better than the One Piece disaster in my opinion.)

Thedarkpokemaster: I'm glad you're liking the story!

Itachiforever342: Your welcome! I can't wait to write reactions to the song parodies too. He released episode 66 not too long ago, so we'll have to see what comes next. I didn't understand the joke at first either, heh. ^^'

The Sith'ari: After I'm done with the actual series, I'm going to have a spinoff fanfic where they watch Lk's other videos, which will include both Evil Council and Kaiba's real father.

Kittydj: Oh my, hopefully this update will save your life! Thank you for the compliment, it means a lot to me.

AnimaniAshley: Thank you!

Me 3: Oh he will! ;)

FANactic Writier: Glad you liked it. Looks like Kaiba's getting a little upset, just wait until later on.

Ryudai: Thank you!

Guest: Thank you!

This is now what, the 14th time I've said this? All rights belong to their respective owners! Enjoy!

-Quote from abridged series.-

"Mind speaking"

Normal dialogue.

"You're sitting this one out Pharaoh?" Yugi asked. He knew Yami would retreat to his soul room a few times while watching the videos, but never before the video even started.

"I'm sorry Yugi, but if I remember correctly…I can't, sorry," Yami said as he left Yugi by himself.

Yugi knew the next event was his duel with Kaiba on top of the castle. That was a duel of life or death for Kaiba, a risk Yami was willing to take before Yugi stopped him. "He must still feel bad about what happened," Yugi said to himself.

"Hey Yug, you ready?" Joey asked snapping Yugi out of his thoughts.

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Start the video." Joey happily did so.

-Yami: You're watching Yu-Gi-Oh, when you could be outside doing something else.-

-Joey: Finally, fresh air! I love the smell of card games in the morning. - "Card games have a scent?" Tea asked.

"Wonder what they would smell like," Tristian said.

-Tea: Look guys, we're right outside Pegasus' castle.-

-Joey: Now we just gotta win the prize money, and then I can buy some new friends. - "What? No way I would want to buy anyone to replace my friends!" Joey announced.

-Yugi: What about your sister Joey?-

-Joey: Yeah, I can buy a new sister too. - "And especially not Serenity!" Joey continued.

-Tea: I'm glad Bakura's gay, otherwise we never would have gotten out of that cave. – "Oh my, we're doing this again?" Bakura sighed.

-Bakura: Oh, so just because I have a gaydar you automatically assume I'm gay. Bloody tart.-

*title sequence*

-Yugi: Hey Tea, remember the time we became friends?-

-Tea: No, but I do remember the 4kids version. - Tea perked up when she heard '4kids' again. "Did they change something?" she wondered.

*flashback*

-Tea: Welcome to Kentucky Fried McBurgur King, where all our meat is freshly slaughtered. - Tea shivered. "No way I would work there," she said.

"And we wouldn't eat there either," Yugi said.

-Tea: Oh shoot it's those dorks from school! They'll drive away our customers with all their talk of card games. I've got to do something. - "I actually think all the talk about Duel Monsters would bring more customers in," Tristian said.

"Yeah, I'd be willing to bet a lot of people would eat somewhere promoting Duel Monsters," Joey said.

-Joey: Hey Yug, you know what they call a quarter-pounder in France? A royal with cheese. It's all because of the metric system.-

-Yugi: I wonder what they call the Super Special Awesome Burger?-

-Tea: Kiss my grits you geeks!-

-Yugi: Holy cow I think I'm in love! - Yugi looked over at Tea and gave a soft smile and a little blush.

-Tea: I don't want to be just a waitress my whole life you know. I'm saving up my money to become a table dancer in New York. - "Uh, no. Broadway is where I want to see myself in the future!" Tea announced.

"That would be weird to see you…" Tristian started before Tea shot him a glare. "…N-not on Broadway."

-Joey: Hey, that's where my accent use to live.-

-Tea: The next day I found a suspicious note in my locker.-

-Yugi: Dear Tea, we found you a secret dance studio. Please come at once. P.S Bring lots of money so that I can steal it from you. - "Now if that was written, that would have defiantly been a red flag," Tea said.

-Tea: Well this is just about the worst dance studio ever. Hey are you my dance instructor?-

-Mugger: Just hand over all your money girly. - Yugi gasped. "Is that what happened to you Tea?!" Yugi asked alarmed.

"Yeah, but you were there too, remember?"

"It was the Pharaoh who saved you then, because I don't remember any of this."

-Tea: Screw you man, I'm not paying for lessons!-

-Tea: I was unconscious for this next part, but fortunately I can still remember it.-

-Yami: I'm here for my ballet classes. I should warn you, I look damn good in a tutu. - Everyone tried holding their laughter back, but couldn't. Yugi however just stared at the screen.

"The day I see the Pharaoh in a tutu…" he started saying but couldn't finish.

-Mugger: Get lost, I'm trying to mug this girl.-

-Yami: You won't like me when I'm angry. Hulk Smash! – Yugi chuckled. "Hey Pharaoh, that's the new mind crush." Then he remembered Yami wasn't watching or paying attention to this video. "I'll tell him later," he thought.

-Tea: When I woke up, I was staring at the man of my dreams.-

-Yami: Hey sweet cheeks, you want to get off the dance floor? I'm about to shake my money-maker. - Nobody said anything, and Yugi slapped his forehead.

-Tea: And then we got married and had two beautiful children. - Yugi and Tea paused, and then started thinking about what their children would look like, and probably not coincidently, their images of the children were the same.

-Yugi: I'm pretty sure I don't remember that part. Hey Tea, do you still have that waitress uniform? - Tea thought about what was just shown.

"If something was changed by '4kids' I couldn't find it. But, that mugger did look like he might have been holding something. Something like a video…" Tea then shivered. "Ok that would just make it a lot creepier," she thought.

-Tristian: Hey! Stop developing your characters, we have card games to play!-

-Yugi: Look everyone, some random loser is blocking our path. - "If Kaiba's watching this, I don't think he would like being called a loser," Yugi said.

How right he was. Mokuba was done watching the videos after watching the last one, but Kaiba was still somewhat interested. He also knew the next event was his duel against Yugi that he technically won. Sure Yugi gave up the will to duel at the last minute, but a win is a win regardless. Kaiba was curious what would be said during the duel.

But being called a loser was enough for him to start having a few regrets to continue watching. "Nobody calls me a loser. That title belongs to the only loser dog I know," Kaiba thought.

-Kaiba: Ever since you beat me in that first episode, nobody has been able to take me seriously. But that will all change once I defeat you in a children's card game.-

-Bakura: That Kaiba bloke needs to get shagged. - The gang started giggling, while Kaiba was once again having a few more regrets.

-Kaiba: I have to beat Yugi if I ever want to see my little brother again. I miss you Mokuba.-

As the montage started, the gang was surprised that Kaiba admitted his love to Mokuba. "That was really sweet," Tea said.

"Why is that surprising? Of course Kaiba loves Mokuba," Tristian said.

"Yeah, our Kaiba does. But this Kaiba? From what we saw last time, this is completely different…"

Suddenly, the gang saw a clip of Yami Bakura holding Mokuba. "Wait, when did that happen?" Joey asked. Everyone turned towards Bakura.

"I-I would never kidnap Mokuba," Bakura said.

"Hmm, not a bad idea," a voice in the back of his mind said. The others then continued watching the video, and not believing Mokuba was captures 2,042 times.

All the montage did was remind Kaiba of all those times he couldn't prevent him from being kidnapped. "I thought this was about my duel with Yugi," he thought angrily.

-Kaiba: Hmm, perhaps I should consider keeping him on a leash. - Tea sighed. "Well, it was nice while it lasted."

-Yami: I accept your challenge Kaiba. Kicking your butt never gets old.-

-Kaiba: Let's play on the roof as an homage to Clerks. We'll use my new duel disk system, because I have a hard-on for technology. - "Uhh…" Nobody was sure what to say. Kaiba was this close to just closing the video.

-Joey: Don't worry Yug, we'll be supporting you all the way.-

-Tristian: Ten bucks on Kaiba!-

-Tea: Fifty bucks on Kaiba!-

-Bakura: A hundred quid on Kaiba! - "Oh yeah, thanks for the support guys," Yugi said sarcastically.

"At least I got your back Yug," Joey said.

-Keith: I won ten star chips, in America.-

-Kemo: My hair is inviting you to enter the castle.-

-Keith: Don't mind if I do. Man that guy sure likes talking about his hair.-

-Kemo: Man that guy sure likes talking about America. - "Yeah, if you haven't noticed, that's kind of their thing," Tristian said.

-Kaiba: You may have beaten me before Yugi, but this time, I have the upper hand. I've placed my faith in the heart of the cards… - This actually made Kaiba laugh really hard. "Now that's funny!" he said shaking his head. -and without Exodia you have no chance of overcoming my unstoppable Blue-Eyes White Dragons.-

-Yami: Yeah well at least I'm not adopted. - Kaiba then stopped laughing. "Oh great, more of this."

-Kaiba: What did you just say?-

-Yami: Sorry did I touch a nerve? Why don't you run home and cry to mommy, oh that's right you don't have one. - Kaiba was once again starting to get angry.

-Kaiba: Yugi, I respect you as a duelist, but if you continue to act like a petulant child…-

-Yami: Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba! I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokémon! Screw the rules I'm in love with Nurse Joy! - "Ok wait, who's Brock? And what 'Pokémon'?" Tristian asked.

"I have no idea. It kind of sounds like a rival to Duel Monsters," Yugi said.

"Pairing Kaiba with a nurse doesn't seem right. He needs someone more tough, like him. Someone like…a police officer or something," Bakura said.

Kaiba on the other hand, couldn't care less what Pokémon was, nor did he think at all that his love of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon was a fetish.

-Kaiba: That's it Moto you're f*cking dead! - Kaiba smiled and started laughing. "I should say that next time I duel him."

-Kaiba: With this card I'll be able to combine three of my Blue-Eyes White Dragons in order to summon a monster without peer. A monster so powerful that…-

-Yami: For the love of Ra just play the damn card already. - This got a laugh from the gang.

-Kaiba: Fine. Come forth, Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon!-

-Yami: Oh poopie! - Once again, the gang started laughing. Yugi was actually glad Yami wasn't watching this time, as he was unsure how he would react to that.

-Joey: Get up on the hydra's back Yug! – "That's probably not a good idea," Yugi said.

-Yami: I activate asexual reproduction! Prepare to be completely smothered by my giant hairy balls! - Yugi started at the screen. Then, his head fell to the desk. "I give up…my monsters are turning dirty."

-Keith: This is almost as exciting as my favorite movie, Pearl Harbor. Those Japanese bastards got what was coming to them, in America! - "I don't need a history lesson today," Tristian said.

-Yami: I shall fuse my Mammoth Graveyard with your dragon, causing it to decay from the inside.-

-Kaiba: How the hell did you do that?-

-Yami: It's called cheating, deal with it. - "I didn't cheat," Yugi said grabbing his Mammoth Graveyard card. "Look, it says right here…" Yugi stopped and read the card again. "I…there's nothing…that says…oh no, apparently I did cheat," Yugi said as his head fell down to the desk again.

-Kaiba: I'd rather die than lose to my arch rival.-

-Bakura: Oh my, if Yugi attacks, the shockwaves could send Kaiba flying right off the edge of the castle.-

-Kaiba: Your gay friend is right Yugi.-

-Bakura: I'm not gay, I'm just British. - "Thank you!" Bakura yelled.

-Yami: Dude, don't you think you're overreacting a little? I mean it's just a card game. - "Yeah, I still don't fully understand why he did that," Joey said.

-Kaiba: Card games are serious business. Now unleash your attack, if you have the guts.-

-Joey: This is awesome! Yugi's gonna kill Kaiba! – "No it's not Wheeler!" Kaiba yelled.

-Tristian: I've always dreamed this moment would come.-

-Yami: Kaiba must die!-

-Yugi: But what would Grandpa say?-

-Solomon: Yugi, kill that son of a bitch! – "He wouldn't say that! Grandpa's a forgiving guy," Yugi said.

-Tea: Yugi, no! You can't take this risk! He might survive! – "So you really wanted him dead?" Joey asked laughing.

"No, but do you want to be dead?" Tea asked angrily. Joey quickly shook his head.

-Yugi: She's right! We can't! Stop!-

-Keith: I don't believe it. Yugi forfeited the match to Kaiba. Ben Affleck would be ashamed, in America. – "Oh yeah, I'm sure an actor like him would be very ashamed," Tristan said.

-Kaiba: I knew my emo strategy would pay off. You geeks are so gullible. – Kaiba smirked. "So true," he said.

-Yugi: I lost a card game! I no longer have a reason to live!-

-Bakura: In that case, can I be the main character?-

-Yugi: Hell no!-

-Bakura: Buggur. – "I don't mind you doing all the dueling," Bakura said. "But it would be nice to do a little more to help you guys when you need it."

-[they call it "le super special awesome burger"]- "Well, there's your answer from earlier Yug," Joey said.

-Weevil: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?-

-Rex: IT'S OVER 9000!-

-Weevil: What 9000? - "Ok, I hear that all the time. Really, people have been yelling it everywhere," Yugi said.

"Wow, it's actually starting to get late," Tea said.

"But it's Saturday, how about we go out for the night?" Tristian suggested.

Everyone nodded in agreement. "I'll run home and get my laptop so we can watch more videos," Joey said. The gang then made their way downstairs.

"Grandpa, were heading out!" Yugi called out.

"Alright, don't stay out too late, and stay out of trouble!" Solomon responded. Yugi chuckled and joined the others outside.

Kaiba took another look at the computer screen. "Next is my duel with Pegasus. If something like this happens again, I'm done!"

Ok I'll admit it…I haven't seen Dragon Ball Z yet.

*GASP!* *DBZ fans start charging toward me*

O_O W-W-WAIT A MINTUE! LET ME EXPLAIN!

It's on my anime bucket list, I will watch it before I die! *fans slowly back away*

Phew, anyway. That's all for now, see you all next chapter!

Next time: Episode 15- Duel of Fates. Duel standby!