Days until DSoD: 52
"There might be something there, and hopefully it will be on Youtube sometime soon."
I knew it! Episode 67 is now on Youtube! What would you do if you had the Fang of Critias? Defeat Yugi, or help save the world? Tough choice.
Corinnetheanime: I'm glad the chapter made you laugh, and thanks for understanding my situation.
LadyRaider92: Hehehehehehe, we'll have to see what he thinks about his abridged self being supposedly gay. ;)
S Danyal Allen: Of course I will! :) The story will continue, thanks for understanding.
Itachiforever342: Ikr, always nice to have a little Star Wars in your life. Hope you like Pegasus' reactions! If you thought that was funny, wait until Joey's reaction in this chapter. ;)
Devilface1034: I was pretty defensive about that since on websites like this, you can never really tell who's going to read this, so I just wanted to get my point across. There's another reaction in this chapter, and hopefully I won't have to repeat myself. I'm glad you likes it though. That's really sweet of you to say, thanks for understanding.
ShadowPoisonCrystal: Hope you enjoy them! Huh, that gives me an idea…Oh Florence, I have a little something for you!
Kittydj: Thank you so much! Hearing that means a lot to me. :)
AnimaniAshely: hehehehehehe, that'll be fun! It's not the fact that I can't afford one, I just haven't had the time. (College doesn't really give you all the time in the world) And when I do go out, I forget that I need one. ^^'
Jibanyan with Komasan: Battle City will defiantly be fun to write reactions for!
Reydrago: I don't know the whole list of banned cards since I don't play competitively, but if that kind of card is banned, then yeah friendship is pretty powerful, 4kids was right…did I just give credit to 4kids? Damnit!
Above the Winter Moonlight: One does not simply confuse Star Wars for Star Trek. Yep, this is where Yami Bakura makes it so the episode never happened. Oh my Florence! (Yami Bakura: Wait, you're not calling the cops on me are you?) What? No, I would never do something like that *whispers* I got his location, get here as soon as you can.
Rittie: That's a new way to look at it, never thought of that. I wonder if it will be 4K who dubs Dark Side of Dimensions. If so, Dan and Eric must reprise their roles or else I'm not watching it.
A Dark Spirit: Thank you. Oh boy, once Marik comes in, that will be fun!
FANactic Writer: I'm glad you understand. You just can't tell who's going to read this. There's another reaction in this chapter, and hopefully it will be funny. Hope you like Pegasus' reactions.
Thedarkpokemaster: Glad you like it! Enjoy the next chapter!
AngelDust246: Than you, enjoy the chapter!
Guest: I hear you, and here's the update! That might come into play later, but even Seto himself watches the videos too.
Guest #2: Enjoy the chapter!
Haosbattler: I didn't want to put Kaiba in until he actually came into the video. It would have been awkward if I mentioned him once, and then not again until he came in. But don't worry, there's more moments like that in which he will see. I'm glad you enjoy the story, and enjoy the next chapter!
TTY7: I guess I was having him take issue with the line "Actually do it." If that line wasn't in there, then he probably would have laughed. Poor Yugi, looks like his grandpa can't get a break. "Can we stop making jokes about Grandpa?" Wishful thinking Yugi.
Guest #3: Enjoy the chapter, sorry the update was late.
Ronin warriors fanactic: I have not watched arc-v abridged, so that probably won't happen for a while. ^^' But, BBT will be in a separate fanfic after this one.
TheLolZKing: Uh, heh-heh. Well…j-just read it.
Atemfan: O_O Why did I not think of that before? *bangs head on desk*
Vandetta442: Ha thank you!
Azure Shine: I don't understand why Tea is bashed all the time. I don't bash characters unless they truly deserve it, which Tea does not. I do have a lot of YugixTea, but there will be some YamixTea in one particular chapter coming up, and if you've seen the abridged series, then you might know which episode I'm talking about. ;)
Louisa: Thank you for understanding. Isn't technology great? _
I think you get the idea by now, but I'll say it again. I don't own anything! Enjoy!
-Quote from abridged series.-
"Mind speaking."
Normal dialogue.
The next day after school, Yugi and the gang loaded up the next video on Joey's laptop.
"You guys ready?" Joey asked.
"Of course," Bakura said before yawning really loud.
"You ok?" Yugi asked.
"Oh, yeah I'm good. I just had trouble falling asleep last night. I kept hearing that voice again, but it's gone now so I should be fine."
Once the video loaded up, everyone gathered around as Joey started it.
Meanwhile, Pegasus had just finished his work for the day and finally came around to the playlist of videos Yugi sent him. After scrolling through the videos, he saw a thumbnail with the picture of Cecelia.
"Huh, I wonder what this one is about. Why would it show that picture?" Pegasus said as he started the video.
-Castle of Maximillion Pegasus, South Jersey shore.-
-Croquet: Gentlemen, behold! In order to take part in the semi-finals, you will each need to hold one of these two cards.-
-Joey: Man, I don't have either of those cards. How am I supposed to win the prize money now?-
-Yugi: Hey Joey, bet you wish you had one of these.-
-Joey: Yug, are you giving me that card?-
-Yugi: Well I would, but then I remembered the time you stole a piece of my Millennium Puzzle. So I figured, no, you don't get my card. Instead I'm going to rub it in your face that you're such a loser. – "Geez Yug, I never…"
-Joey: I never knew you could be such an asshole. – "Well I wasn't going to word it like that, but yeah. That's pretty much what I meant," Joey finished.
"Hey!" Yugi pouted.
-Yugi: You know what they say Joey, payback's a bitch! I'm tormenting you!-
-Joey: Give me that freakin card! – Pegasus looked at the screen in confusion. "Is that really what happened? That doesn't sound like Yugi-boy at all," Pegasus said.
*title sequence*
-Bakura: Good night everyone! I hope my evil alter-ego doesn't wake up in the middle of the night and molest any of you, because that tends to happen a lot! – Bakura smiled embarrassingly. Inside his mind, Yami Bakura was taken back.
-Tea: Go to sleep you limey pansy!-
-Joey: Guys, is it just me, or is Bandit Keith trying to stalk us?-
-Yugi: Oh just ignore him.-
-Keith: This outfit is the perfect camouflage. I'm like a chameleon, an American chameleon. – "That's your idea of an American chameleon?" Tea asked followed by the others laughing.
-Mai: I think it's time for some fanservice. - "Seems like Mai's the perfect person for that, right Joey?" Tristian asked. "…Joey? Earth to Joey!"
"Huh? Oh yeah," Joey replied blushing and snapping out of it. Tristian smiled and shook his head.
-Joey: Nyeh, nyeh, oh…oh Kaiba, your dragon is so big…I'm a dog! Woof, woof! – Joey growled and paused the video. He quickly opened another window and started typing.
"What are you doing?" Tea asked.
"This is the second time something like this has happened! I…just…"
"You're not going to do something you're gonna regret are you?" Bakura asked.
"No! But seriously, there's no way that that, me and Kaiba, is actually a thing and…" Suddenly, within a second after the pictures came up, Joey harshly shut his laptop. Any harder and it would have broken. Joey's face was completely dumbfounded.
"I…I…I'm…g-g-going…h-h…home…" he said slowly as he stood up and slowly made his way to the door. The other stared at the door for a couple of seconds.
Wow, I hope he'll be ok," Tea said.
"I'll call him later, but I don't think we'll be seeing him for the rest of the day. We could continue watching the video at my place," Yugi suggested.
Everyone walked to the Game Shop, loaded up the video, and skipped to where they were before. At his castle, Pegasus was also a little dumbfounded.
"I seriously hope that wasn't what he was dreaming about."
-Yugi: Man what a night. I wonder if Tea's thinking about me right now. – Tea gave a small smile.
-Tea: Man what a night. I wonder if Yugi's sexy alter-ego is thinking about me right now. – Yugi couldn't help but have the tiniest bit of jealousy, but nothing distracting. Nonetheless, he smiled along with Tea.
*knock*
-Tea: It's him! He's come for me! I knew he couldn't resist me for long. Take me oh card game master…oh it's just you two. – "Well nice to see you too," Tristian said sarcastically. Tea shook her head.
-Tristian: We had a bad dream, can we sleep with you tonight? – "Ok, that's going to lead to some implications, so no," Tea said.
-Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl!-
-Tristian: Nobody cares about what you want! – "…Harsh," Bakura said.
"I don't know why these videos pick on you so often," Yugi said. Bakura sighed.
-Bakura: My mommy does.-
-Tristian: I've been thinking. I don't know about you two, but I'm not happy being just a minor character. We never get any screen time. All we do is stand in the background and watch people play card games. It's time we took matters into our own hands and make a name for ourselves as main characters!-
-(bored out of his skull) – "Heh, that's one thing I can agree with," Bakura said.
-Tea: That's dangerous talk Tristian. We can't risk upsetting the natural order. Who knows what could happen.-
-Tristian: I don't care! All I know is we deserve to have our very own episode. So while the main characters are asleep, we're going to have an adventure. It'll be just like the Goonies! – "I don't think I'd go that far in calling it an adventure," Tristian said.
-Bakura: Can I be Corey Feldman?-
-Tristian: No, I'm Corey Feldman! – "I think Joey would be a better candidate for him," Tristian said.
-Bakura: But you're always Corey Feldman. When do I get to be Corey Feldman?-
-Tristian: Shut up! From now on your name is Chunk! – "I don't get any say in who I can be?" Bakura asked.
-Tea: Can I be River Phoenix? – "Wrong movie," Yugi said.
-Tristian: River Phoenix wasn't in The Goonies.-
-Tea: He wasn't? Then which is the movie where they all went to find a dead body?-
-Tristian: That's Stand by Me.-
-Tea: Oh…Hey guys, can we go find a dead body? – "Uh, no thank you," Tea said a little disgusted.
-Tristian: That sounds like an adventure to me.-
-Bakura: I'm surrounded by wankers. – Bakura couldn't help but let out a laugh.
At his castle, Pegasus was still a little confused, but he still enjoyed what he was seeing. "So let me see if I got this right. This is a parody of Yugi-boy's adventure that someone made. Well that certainly is creative. This is just as entertaining as my precious toons."
-Solomon: Yuuugi! Yuuuuugi! Oh just wake up for God's sake! – "What's going on Yugi?" Tea asked.
"This is what happened with me while you guys were on your 'adventure'," Yugi replied.
-Yugi: Grandpa! Is that you?-
-Solomon: Of course it's me! Who else do you know who talks like this? – "Heh, he's got a point. I've never heard anyone else talk like that," Yugi said.
-Yugi: Well could you please keep it down? I'm trying to sleep.-
-Solomon: Yugi! Follow my increasingly annoying voice! – "It's not annoying!" Yugi said getting a little irritated.
-Yugi: This had better be good old man, I was dreaming about card games. – "Old man? Wow Yugi, nice attitude from you," Tristian said laughing. Yugi just sighed.
-Solomon: Yugi!-
-Yugi: Stop saying my name! – Everyone except Yugi started laughing.
-Tea: Ok it's been ten minutes and I haven't seen a single dead body. I'm starting to think this whole idea was stupid. – "No, it was stupid to go find a dead body in the first place," Tea said.
-Tristian: Hey, we could use this rope to hang Bakura, then he'll be a dead body. – Bakura slowly and insecurely brought his hand up to his neck.
-Bakura: That never happened in The Goonies!-
-Tristian: Well it should've. – "You want to put me in the movie so you could just hang me?" Bakura asked nervously.
"No way," Tristian said. "At least not this Bakura," he thought.
-Mai: More fanservice! – Unfortunately, Joey wasn't with them. He was at home trying to cope with his, discovery.
-Keith: Now it's time for some Bandit Keith fanservice, in America.-
The gang watched as the scene played with the caption…
-(he's single, ladies!)-
The video was paused and everyone sat there, still and quiet. Yugi was the first to slowly stand up and walk out the door, followed by everyone else. They walked to the kitchen, turned on the sink, and splashed water in their faces to snap out of their state.
Each one grabbed a soda from the fridge and started drinking as they walked back to the computer.
"…Ok, let's continue," Yugi said slowly.
-Yugi: Grandpa! Where are you?-
-Solomon: I'm down here you ungrateful little punk! Hey how's it going? – "Ungrateful little punk?! Really?!" Yugi asked loudly.
-Yugi: Gramps, are you ok?-
-Solomon: Of course I'm not ok! You put me in a home! – "Wait, what?" Yugi asked.
-Yugi: What? No I didn't.-
-Solomon: Yes you did. You couldn't stand the sight of me anymore so you had me sent away! I swear, kids these days, they have no respect for their elders. – "I respect Grandpa all the time," Yugi said angrily.
-Yugi: Grandpa, you're not in a home. You've been kidnapped.-
-Solomon: What?-
-Yugi: Pegasus put your soul into a card, and now he's forcing me to duel him in a tournament to rescue you.-
-Solomon: What?-
-Yugi: Grandpa, is your hearing aid switched on?-
-Solomon: What? Just a second, I think my hearing aid isn't switched on. – Everyone started chucking, and even Yugi couldn't help but smile a little.
-Yugi: And now my hand is broken. – Yugi glanced down at his hand. "I've been through worse," he said.
-Solomon: Whoa-nelly!-
-Yugi: My God, it's full of cards. – "Wow Yugi, is this what really happened to you that night?" Bakura asked.
"Yep, well almost," Yugi replied.
-Solomon: Yugi, Yugi, give me your answer do.-
-Kaiba: I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.-
-Mokuba: By the way, this is a 2001 parody.-
-Kaiba/Solomon: It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. – The gang just watched the events before them. "Ok, this is…uh…I'm not sure how to put it," Yugi said.
-Yugi: Gah! This is a f*cking bizarre episode. – "Yeah, what he said," Yugi added.
-Bakura: Oh my, look!-
-Tea: She's beautiful. Who do you suppose she is?-
-Bakura: Maybe she's Pegasus' wife.-
-Tea: No seriously, who do you suppose she is? – Pegasus did a double-take at the screen. "Hang on a minute, are the implying that I'm…"
-Pegasus: What are you three doing here? This room is for main characters only!-
-Tristian: Oh no, it's One-eyed Willy! He's come to protect his treasure! – "I actually feel kind of bad, realizing that the name actually fits Pegasus," Yugi said.
-Pegasus: I'm afraid you've all seen too much. I can't have people thinking I'm straight. So I'm just going to have to discipline you. – Pegasus paused. "They…they really are…" He then shook his head. "But that doesn't make any sense. Where on Earth did they get that idea? I mean, Yugi-boy knows that…"
Pegasus then covered him mouth, followed by a pout. "Oh, I see. Very funny," he said sarcastically.
-Bakura: I knew trying to be a main character was a bad idea.-
-Tristian: This is all your fault Chunk! – "Oh yes, blame the innocent one why don't you," Bakura said.
-Bakura: What happened?-
-Tea: Can you guys hear chanting?-
The gang heard the chanting also. "Oh no, don't tell me," Tea said.
-Pegasus: I can't stop this feeling. Deep inside of me. Oooh, girl you just don't realize, what you do to me! – "Yep, they did it," Tea added.
Pegasus shook his head. "Why would I want to be into any of that when I have my precious toons to keep me entertained?"
-Tristian: Holy **** on a **** sandwich with **** on top! – The gang once again laughed out loud at the joke, especially with the added bleep at the end.
-Bakura: This is the funkiest satanic ritual I've ever seen.-
-Pegasus: How dare you interrupt my big musical number! I'm so cross I think I'll send you to the Shadow Realm.-
-Tristian: He wants a virgin sacrifice! Quick Tea have sex with me, it's the only way to stop him! – "WHAT?!" Tea and Tristian both said quickly and loudly. Yugi and Bakura noticed quite the distance between them and didn't want to make the situation even more awkward.
-Tea: Hell no! I'm saving myself for Yugi, I mean marriage. – Yugi blushed at the thought of…and then he made that thought go away.
-Pegasus: It's useless to resist. After all you're just minor characters, making you totally expendable. What's this? I sense a main character inside Bakura's Millennium Ring! – Suddenly, Yami Bakura took control out of nowhere after hearing the Millennium Ring mentioned.
-Yami Bakura: That's right Pegasus. And now I'm going to use my powers to pretend this episode never even happened. That's just how evil I am. – "Pfft, you call that evil? That's nothing compared to what I have in mind," he said to himself.
"Did you say something Bakura?" Yugi asked.
"Huh? No, I don't think I did," he replied in confusion as Yami Bakura retreated into his mind.
-Tristian: What a nightmare. I dreamed I spent the whole night putting up with Bakura. – "Ok, ignoring what I just said, it's still weird that the whole time it wasn't a dream," Tristian said.
"That's still interesting that you guys encountered Pegasus like that in the first place," Yugi said.
-Keith: You snooze you lose dweeb. I claim this card in the name of America. – "I still can't believe he actually took Joey's card like that," Tea said.
-Mai: Fanservice!-
-Yami Bakura: Now it's time for some Bakura fanservice… - "Oh please don't be like Kei...you know," Tea said unable to even say his name. Her wish was granted as everyone laughed when Yami Bakura was cut off.
-Yami Bakura: Oh bugger, it's the credits already. Oh well, maybe next time. – "I don't think he deserves it," Tristian said.
-[an episode without any card games? It's a sign of the apocalypse…]-
-Yami: I'm Egyptian.-
-Kaiba: Oh, no you're not.-
-Yami: Baaah! – "As always, Kaiba's clueless."
Yugi perked up at the sound of a voice he hadn't heard in a while. "Pharaoh, how long have you been watching?"
"Around the time when it showed the others in Pegasus' quarters."
"And you didn't say anything why?"
"Just wanted you to have some fun with everyone,"
"Thanks, but next time, you should watch with everyone. It's been a while." Yami nodded and returned to the puzzle.
Yugi then got up. "I better call Joey and make sure he's ok."
Pegasus wrapped up the video and was pleasantly surprised by how entertaining they were, even rivaling his favorite cartoons. "Well, almost all of it was enjoyable," he mentioned quickly, remembering his abridged self.
Alright, now that my whole computer fiasco is done, I can start updating again. Yes I did delete the note now that it's irrelevant.
Thank you for being patient with me, and hopefully this won't happened again for a while.
Now that that's out of the way, I have another announcement to make. I'm pleased to announce that I will be making an appearance on the Card Games Channel along with the Yu-Gi-Oh protagonists. Be sure to check your local listings for more info. We will be discussing dueling tips, answering questions from duelists, talking about The Dark Side of Dimensions, and most importantly, explaining what cards like De-Fusion and Negate Attack do!
*Crickets chirping*
…I'm going to start writing the next chapter now…
Next time: Episode 17- We Interrupt This Broadcast. Duel Standby!
