Days until DSoD: 28 (LESS THAN ONE MONTH PEOPLE!)

So now we're getting a manga one-shot to connect the ending of the manga to the movie! The first part will come out April 11th, 16 days!

Louisa: You're welcome, hope you enjoy the chapter.

Salty B: I could literally write page after page of what I'm looking forward to in the movie. But the main things are: the redesigned monsters, Yugi being cute, Kaiba, Yugi being cute, the other characters, Yugi being cute, the villains, Yugi being cute, the animation, Yugi being cute, all the mysteries surrounding the puzzle, Yugi being cute, the possibility that hasn't been confirmed or denied of Atem returning, and finally, Yugi being cute.

S Danyal Allen: We'll have to see what Serenity thinks, and she's coming in soon, since Battle City is almost here. Ah, I see. That sounds pretty cool!

Above the Winter Moonlight: I'm so hyped! It's almost here! Enjoy the chapter!

Clara WaterBrooke: I can't believe it's out in about a month! I don't know how long it will be until we get a sub, but still. I'm so excited!

FANactic Writer: I did the same thing, even while writing this chapter. Weird how the song didn't play until episode 36 though. Enjoy the chapter!

AnimaniAshley: Hehehehehe… ^^'

Bunnychu15: Well, Mai has seen a couple episodes, and while she does like it overall, it can get a little too personal, even for her. I think that's episode 43, an episode Mai will defiantly watch. ;)

Reydrago: After watching the Japanese version, it feels weird seeing English counterparts that are censored. I have the Harpy Lady card, so I get reminded of card censorship a lot. Heh, yeah I can see that. Sorry the last chapter didn't live up to your expectations, like I said, it was a tough one. I hope you stick around though, because I have a lot more planned for the future.

Saffira Artemis: Glad you like the story and I'm so excited for the movie! The song will be in a different fanfic in the future. Duke's coming up soon, so we'll have to see ;) Blue-eyes looks AMAZING in the trailers! I can't wait!

Rimant451: Hugs for everyone! (Melvin: Did someone say hugs?) O_O NO! No one did…anyway, I plan on doing the entire series, and I'm not stopping anytime soon. Enjoy the chapter!

Soul-x-Thief: Sorry, but I want to keep everything consistent. It makes it easier for me. But when they do see the newer episodes, they will notice that the technical are getting better. What's Yugi owns Kaiba?

Guest: Yay, I made you laugh! I don't have any plans as of now to write those shippings, either in this fic or just in general, but the latter might change in the future, we'll see.

Thedarkpokemaster: I'm glad I was able to cheer you up! Enjoy the chapter!

RedAgent14: Hehehehehe, Tristian's going to have a blast with that. (Tristian: But why?) Because…wait, don't start with that!

Money100: You know, I'm actually not sure how he would react to that. He probably would find it funny at first, then either get tired of it or start referring himself to his hair all the time, along with saying "Attention duelists!"

Rittie: I know people who don't like her with Yugi or Yami too, and they don't bash her at all. Enjoy the chapter!

Emori Loul: Season 0 abridged will be watched by the season 0 characters, since I want to put Miho in there too. Yeah, Yami was such a badass back then, which he's still today, but still.

Guest #2: There will be revolutionshipping in an upcoming chapter, and if you've seen the series, or even the original, you might know what episode I'm talking about. ;)

TheLoZKing: He probably wouldn't let Serenity anywhere near a computer ever again.

Itachiforever342: Well, like I said, I probably won't be topping it anytime soon, but I'm glad you still liked the chapter. Computer problems, aren't they just wonderful? _

Guest #3: I have plans for those reactions, even though they are still a while away.

Lots of reviews this time. ^^ Remember, if you don't want to read all of that, its bolded so it's easy to skip for those who want to read the story. I own nothing but my own thoughts and ideas. Enjoy!

-Abridged series.-

"Mind speaking."

Normal dialogue.

"You guys ready?" Joey asked.

"Yep. I can't believe these videos lasted throughout Duelist Kingdom," Tea mentioned.

"And there's still more to come," Bakura said. Everyone gathered around as the video started. At his castle, Pegasus was also starting the video, as he was curious to see what would happen in his duel with Yugi.

"That's cute," Tea said as the Japanese picture with Yami came up with the 8-bit music.

-Yugi: My grandpa's deck has served me well, but if I'm going to beat Pegasus, I'm going to have to remember everything Gramps ever taught me about card games.-

-Solomon: Playing card games is just like making love. You usually do it on a table, and you always feel deep shame when it's finished. Also, the older you get, the less fun it is. So remember, always wear a condom when playing card games. – Nobody said anything, letting what was just said sink into their brains. Yugi was the first to bang his head on the desk, followed by everyone else covering their faces with their hands.

"Do you want to make this more awkward?" Yugi asked.

-Yugi: Hmm, I should probably wash my hands before using these. – "Yep, you do," Yugi said banging his head on the desk again.

*title sequence*

"Going hardcore there Yug," Joey said. Yugi chuckled as a response.

-Croquet: The final round of the Duelist Kingdom Tournament shall now commence. Will Yugi Moto please enter the duel arena.-

Yugi smiled and laughed as the music came on as Yami entered the arena. "That's awesome! The Pharaoh should have that theme every time before he duels." Suddenly, Yugi quickly switched with Yami.

"See? Perfect theme for you," Yugi said.

Yami listened for a moment and gave Yugi a thumbs up. "I must say, I like it."

-Tristan: I'm bored.-

-Joey: Hush Tristan. This crappy tournament will be over soon. – "Crappy? Well, I'll have you know…" Pegasus started, but then stopped.

-Tea: Hey Joey, let's ditch Tristan and Bakura.-

-Joey: Duh…ok. – "Nice," Tristan said sarcastically.

"You know very well we'd never do that!" Joey said loudly.

-Bakura: I can't believe they just ditched us like that. I mean, you'd have to be a total jerk to walk out on someone when…hey, where are you going?-

-Tristan: I'm ditching you too, because you smell. Bye! – Bakura slowly turned his head and sniffed himself a little.

-Yami Bakura: Run while you can mortal. Soon, I will rule the world. And then we'll see who smells. It'll be you. – Suddenly, with no one noticing, Bakura got dizzy. And a second later, Yami Bakura came into control. "Finally, something they got right. Yes, I want to take over the world. No 'gaydars,' no Zorc and whatever," he said to himself.

-Croquet: And now, introducing the creator of card games. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Mr. Maximillion Pegasus! – "Nice…music," Joey said in between laughs.

Pegasus just sighed and shook his head.

-Pegasus: Excellent. Soon, my evil plan to steal an object from a small child will be complete.-

-Yami: You mean you arranged this whole tournament just to steal my Millennium Puzzle?!-

-Pegasus: Exactly.-

-Yami: Did you even consider just asking me for it? – "That still wouldn't work even if he did ask me," Yami said.

-Yami: I mean, do you have any idea how much time and money you've wasted with this whole facade? People have died because you wanted a necklace! – "This isn't a necklace, this is a…never mind," Yami said. -I killed a gay clown for Ra's sake!-

-Pegasus: Look, are you going to play a children's card game with me or not?-

-Yami: I suppose I might as well.-

-Tristan: This heavy suit of armor is perfect for sneaking around.-

"Oh yeah, that's one of the best ways to go unnoticed," Tea said laughing as the metal armor made noise as Tristan was walking. Tristan started laughing.

Pegasus also couldn't help but laugh as well. "So, this was happening during my duel with Yugi-boy?"

-Guard: Did I hear something just now? … Nah, must have been the wind. Yeah, that's defiantly the sound that wind makes. – Everyone started laughing, while Yami Bakura just shook his head.

-Tristan: My voice gives me super strength, but it also helps that I'm wearing a suit of armor. Hey, it's Mokuba. If I rescue him, then I'll be a hero, and Joey's bootylicious sister will be all over me. Score. – "What did you just call Serenity!?" Joey asked quickly and angrily, grabbing Tristan's shirt by the collar.

"I didn't call her anything," Tristan fought back.

"Oh stop it you two," Tea interjected.

-Croquet: Yes, what is it?-

-Guard: There's been a breech, Mokuba Kaiba has escaped!-

-Croquet: I thought I told you never to call me at this number.-

-Guard: But I miss you. It feels like we've grown so far apart.-

-Croquet: That's because I don't love you anymore. – "Wait, when the gaydar (a growl was heard in the background) was pointing towards the castle, it wasn't pointing at Pegasus, it was pointing at this guy?" Tristan asked.

"Guess that means Pegasus is in the clear," Joey added.

Pegasus was also glad that he was right, and was now in the clear; however, he wasn't sure how to feel about Croquet now being the gay one.

-Yami Bakura: Sounds like Tristan found Mokuba. I think I'll pay him a little visit.-

-Joey: Where do you think you're going limey-boy?-

-Yami Bakura: Um…I have to go do British things, like drink cups of tea, and eat Bangers and Mash, that sort of thing, because I'm British.-

-Joey: Oh ok. – "Looks like these videos want to make it very clear that you're British, huh Bakura?" Tea asked.

"Huh…oh, right," Yami Bakura said trying to sound like normal Bakura. Yami was about to do a double-take when the video resumed.

-Tea: Look! I think something exciting is happening!-

-Yami: Blah blah, card games blah!-

-Pegasus: Blah blah blah, attack mode blah.-

-Yami: Blah blah blah!?-

-Pegasus: Blah. – This managed to get a laugh out of everyone, even Yami Bakura couldn't help but let out a smirk. Pegasus too started laughing. "Just as funny as my favorite toons."

-Tea: Oops, my mistake.-

-Guard: We've got you surrounded, now give the boy to us.-

-Tristan: Over Mokuba's dead body! – "Don't you mean over my dead body?" Tristan asked. "…Wait…"

-Yami Bakura: Lay one finger on the boy and you mortals will rue the day you were ever born.-

-Tristan: Bakura! Don't be a hero! They have invisible guns!-

-Guard: And we're not afraid to use them. – "There they go with 'invisible guns' again," Tea said. "You know, it does seem silly to just point at people."

-Yami Bakura: Well I have something far more powerful than invisible guns.-

-Guard: There's no such thing.-

-Yami Bakura: Why don't you see for yourself then? – "Wow, so all of this happened whole Joey and I were watching Yugi's duel?" Tea asked.

"Yeah, it was pretty crazy," Tristan said.

-Guard: Well what do you know, he was right.-

-Guard: Now I just feel silly. – "You were silly to think pointing at someone and saying you had invisible guns would actually work," Tea added.

-Tristan: Bakura, I had no idea you were Spider-Man! – "What the…? Ok, where did that connection come from?" Tristan asked. "Just because he tied rope-like things around the guards?"

"Oh whatever," Yami Bakura said quietly.

-Yami Bakura: That's because I'm not. Now follow me, we have to get out of here.-

-Tristan: You mean…you're not Spider-Man?-

-Yami Bakura: No I'm no- ok yes, I'm Spider-Man, happy? Now will you just follow me?-

-Tristan: Hooray! I'm friends with Spider-Man! – "Sure, why not," Tristan said chuckling. "But that would be pretty cool."

-Pegasus: Introducing the fabulous Toon Summoned Skull! – "What's that all about?" Joey asked as Toon Summoned Skull winked flirtingly. Yami just shrugged his shoulders.

-Yami: It's just like something out of HP Lovecraft, only gay! – "Oh stop it already with the whole 'gay' thing," Pegasus said.

-Tristan: Is he strong? Listen bud. He's got radioactive blood. Look out, there goes the Spider-Man!-

-Yami Bakura: Oh stop it. – "My thought's exactly," Yami Bakura said quietly.

-Pegasus: You can't possibly win Yugi-boy. With my Millennium Eye, I can see into the very recesses of your mind, showing me every card in your deck.-

-Yugi: He's right, we can't win like this. Our only hope is to switch minds, that way he won't be able to predict our strategy. – "Whoa! Am I seeing things?" Joey asked.

"What kind of place is that?" Tea asked.

"It's the hallway that connects mine and Yugi's soul rooms," Yami explained. "This is all going on in my mind."

"Wow, freaky…I mean, in a 'wow' sense," Tristan added.

-Yami: Couldn't I just mind crush him?-

-Yugi: You can't fix all your problems by mind crushing people.-

-Yami: Oh come on. Just one little mind crush, it will barely hurt him.-

-Yugi: No, bad pharaoh! No mind crush! – Yami turned to Yugi's spirit, who had just showed up. "Yugi," he said very slowly. "I'm not a dog."

Yugi looked at him for a minute. A slow smile creeped up on his face. Suddenly, Yugi burst out laughing. Yami just looked on at him.

"I'm…I'm sorry…it's just…the way you said…" Yugi tried saying while catching his breath, only to burst out laughing again. After a few more seconds, Yugi finally calmed down. "Ok, I'm good."

-Yami: You never let me have my way, do you?-

-Pegasus: And now I'm going to take this duel to the Shadow Realm.-

-Yami: See? This wouldn't be happening if I had just mind crushed him.-

-Yugi: Listen Mister, do you need a time out? – "I'm not four years old either," Yami said, then realized he used the same tone as before. Yugi once again, burst out laughing as he retreated back to his soul room to calm down again.

-Yami Bakura: Hand over the boy Tristan or I'll swallow your soul.-

-Tristan: But why?-

-Yami Bakura: Ever since Yugi defeated me in a duel, I've been looking for a new body. One without a soul. Mokuba's should do just fine.-

-Tristan: But why? – "Oh-no, I can see where this is going," Tristan said.

-Yami Bakura: Because I'm evil.-

-Tristan: But why?-

-Yami Bakura: I don't know, I'm just evil. What did you expect?-

-Tristan: But, why? – "Oh will you just shut up already!" Yami Bakura yelled in his mind.

-Yami Bakura: Well, I suppose my parents never loved me enough. They were always dressing me like a girl. Do you know they wanted to call me Florence? Who names a boy Florence? Idiots, that's who. – "E-Excuse me," Yami Bakura said, as he got up and went out to the hallway. Suddenly, loud, constant banging was heard.

"What's wrong with Bakura?" Tea asked.

"He's been pretty quiet this whole time, only taking issue when the Ring spirit was made fun of…" Joey stopped, and suddenly everyone's eyes widened. "You don't think…"

Yami was the one who bolted to the door and went into the hallway. He saw Bakura, with his head against the wall.

"Bakura!"

"Huh? Y-Yugi? What am I doing out here? And why does my head hurt all of a sudden?" Bakura asked placing a hand on his forehead.

Yami helped Bakura back into the room, with everyone making sure he was ok.

"I can't believe the spirit was into control the whole time, and we didn't notice," Yami said.

"I can't believe that the spirit actually watched the video," Yugi added. "But Bakura seems fine now, and hopefully it will stay that way."

"I hope so," Yami said as Bakura was giving the symbol that he was ok. Joey resumed the video.

-Yami Bakura: And I'll tell you another thing.-

-Tristan: Look out, flying Mokuba!-

-Yami Bakura: What the deuce?-

-Tristan: My voice knows kung fu.-

-Yami Bakura: Oh bugger.-

-Tristan: And now to defeat the evil villain once and for all, by throwing him carelessly in a random direction. Go Millennium Frisbee! – Bakura started laughing. "I never thought of using the Ring as a Frisbee before."

-Yami Bakura: Nooooooo! Twinkle.-

-Tristan: I'm bored again. – "You just got rid of the evil spirit, how can you be bored already?" Tristan asked.

-Tea: My nipples are sensing that Yugi's in great peril. – "Uh…" Tea blushed in embarrassment.

-Joey: Mine too. – "What!?" Joey said jumping back a couple inches.

"Welcome to the club," Tea added.

-Tristan: Hey guys, you'll never guess what I've been doing.-

-Joey: We don't care. – "Yeah, just ignore the fact that I managed to take down an evil spirit all by myself," Tristan said sarcastically.

-Pegasus: Your mind shuffle strategy won't work against me here Yugi-boy. That weak body of yours can't survive in the Shadow Realm.-

-Yugi: He's right, I can feel my life force being drained away. It's like I'm watching an Uwe Boll movie. Spirit, you have to take over for me. I'm too week. – Tea looked sad. "I knew something felt off during this part of the duel," she said.

"Don't worry Tea, remember, it was you guys that helped me win the duel," Yami reassured her. Joey and Tristan smiled along. Bakura was a little upset that he didn't remember this happening during the duel, and that he would've helped if he could.

-Yami: Oh come on, you can take him.-

-Yugi: No really, I think I might be dying here.-

-Yami: Don't be such a drama queen. – "You call me dying being a drama queen?" Yugi asked.

"No, not at all," Yami replied.

-Yugi: Spirit, tell Tea…I love her… - "If you love her, then will you just tell her already," Yami said. Yugi blushed a little before turning his head.

-Yami: No, Yugi! You can't be dead. If you were dead, then 4kids would have censored it. – "What? These 4kids people would actually do that?" Tea asked. "Seems kind of disrespectful."

-Yami: Yugi! Yugi!-

Yugi then came back into control as the montage started. "You know, I really like it that there is a montage of me in memory of my death, it's really nice. Just one problem…I'm not dead! And neither did I die during the duel!"

Joey patted him on the back and the others smiled.

-Tea: Holy crap!-

-Joey: Nyeh!-

-Tristan: I'm hungry! – Tristan game a small chuckle.

-Joey: I felt a disturbance, as if Yugi cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced.-

-Tea: He needs our help. Remember the friendship pact we made in the first episode?-

-Tristan: How could we forget? It took weeks to get that stuff off my hand. – "But our friendship will always last forever," Tea said smiling.

-Tea: Yugi, wherever you are, we believe in you!-

-Joey: Never give up, no matter what happens.-

-Tristan: And could you possibly bring me something to eat? Maybe some French fried potatoes. – "Sure, I'm sure the Shadow Realm has some of the best French fried potatoes in the world," Yugi said laughing, followed by everyone else.

-Pegasus: Poor pharaoh-boy. Without Yugi, your mind is an open book. Now, let's see what card you're holding. What in the name of Liberace is happening? Yugi's friends. They're stopping me from reading his mind. This is inconceivable, not to mention extremely cheesy. – Pegasus thought for a moment. "Hmmm, I guess it was a little cheesy now that I think about it."

-Tea: Pegasus, you'll never understand the importance of friendship.-

-Joey: As long as Yugi has us, he'll always have the strength to fight.-

-Tristan: I'm just here for the food. – "Thanks for the support," Yugi said sarcastically. Tristan started chuckling.

-Yami: And now I summon Littlekuriboh imposters. – Tea started laughing. "That's pretty creative," she said.

-Pegasus: No, there's so many of them. I can't tell which one is the original.-

-Yami: And that means you'll never be able to watch the abridged series ever again. – "So wait, did people copy these videos, or the jokes, and said those jokes were their own? Is that what they mean by imposters?" Joey asked.

"Why would someone do that? That's just rude, and stealing jokes is terrible," Yugi said.

-Pegasus: No! I can't live without Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged series! It's so important to me! – "I wonder if I should go back and watch the other videos, as apparently they are important to me," Pegasus said.

-Yami: Don't worry Pegasus. There's always Naruto the Abridged series, but as everyone knows, that's just not quite as good. – "Huh, so there are other videos that do this kind of thing, just with different people," Tea said.

"And hopefully with original jokes," Joey added.

-Pegasus: Oh-no! – "Wait a minute, I lost the duel because I couldn't watch this series?" Pegasus said. "That's an odd way to win a duel."

-Joey: Yug, you won. I mean, you really…-

-Tea: Back off, he's mine. – Tea started laughing.

"Hey!" Joey yelled.

-Tea: Um, Yugi, I just have this one thing to say. Did you ever know that you're my hero!-

-Yugi: Yeah thanks Tea. Anyway we should probably go.-

-Tea: Cause you are the wind beneath my wings! Ok I'm done. – "Thanks for the song Tea," Yugi said.

"Oh, no problem," Tea said giggling.

-Yugi: Let's go rescue Grandpa.-

-Bakura: Hey! How the bloody hell did I get up here? And what in the name of buggery happened to my Millennium Ring?-

-Tristan: I threw it away because it was evil.-

-Bakura: That was a prized family heirloom you giant wanker! – Bakura couldn't help but let out a laugh at his little outburst.

-Tristan: But it was evil. If Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees got married and had a baby, your ring would be the baby. – "No, no, no, don't give us that image!" Joey yelled.

Yami Bakura retreated even deeper in Bakura's mind.

-Joey: Freddy would never marry Jason. Besides, Freddy's already married, to his job. – After that line, Kaiba came into the minds of the gang.

-Yami Bakura: Now that Pegasus is weakened by his duel with Yugi, it'll be the perfect opportunity to steal his Millennium Eye. By the way, if you're wondering how I managed to get my ring back, then I'm just as confused as you are. – "Even these videos can't explain how he did get the ring back," Tristan said.

Yami Bakura: Watch out Pegasus, Florence is back! – Bakura blushed a little in embarrassment, as this was the first time hearing this name. "Why would I be called Florence?"

"Eh…it's nothing really," Joey said, holding back a smirk.

-[that's the last time you'll ever see Tristan do anything] – "Hey, I'll have you know…you know what, why bother?" Tristan said.

-Priest Kaiba: You threaten my people with slavery and death! – "Hold on! This is Egypt! Do you think this could be part of the pharaoh's memories?" Tea asked.

"I don't know. It just feels…different. I don't think this will help," Yugi said.

-Guard: This is madness! – "Uh-oh, I know what's coming. Are we all going to say it?" Tristan asked.

"Of course!" Joey replied.

-Priest Kaiba: Madness? THIS…IS…SPARTA! – The gang yelled along with the video, while also alerting Yami.

"Yugi? What's with all the screaming?"

"Heh heh, I'll explain later."

-Guard: I told you we should've used the visible guns, but no, you had to have the invisible guns because they're magical and oooo.-

-Guard: Yeah way to kick a guy while he's down Greg. Maybe is we had an invisible tank.-

-Guard: Oh shut up! Just shut up! – "I'm still curious about all of this 'invisible guns' business," Tea said.

"Maybe it'll be answered in another video," Yugi said. "As for this one, it was pretty good."

"Weird, I don't remember much of it," Bakura admitted.

Yugi looked back at Bakura. "We better keep an eye out if the spirit comes back next time. I don't want to think about what he might have planned for us." Yami nodded in agreement.

What? Even evil spirits can't help but watch the abridged series.

I now have a question for my readers. I won't go into too much detail, but recently, I've been informed that people with similar stories have been attacked by…I really don't want to call them trolls, but you get the idea.

I've never had this happen to me before, but you're never completely safe on the internet. One person recommended that I change the name of this fic, so my question is, should I? I feel like I should play safe than sorry, but I'm not sure if I should change the name or not, what do you guys think? And if I should…got any suggestions? I'm terrible with titles.

Marik: It's true, she is!

*pushes off screen* Anyways, that's all I have for now. Oh, and Happy Easter to those who celebrate it alongside me.

Next time: Episode 19 – Jagshamesh! Duel, standby!