Guys, after much deliberation, I've decided that this will be the final chapter. I'm just not sure I can continue doing this anymore. I'm just not feeling it.

Joey: NO! This can't be!

I'm afraid it is. So to everyone, enjoy the last chapter and I'll have more to say at the end.

CorinnetheAnime: Hahaha, don't worry. I don't mind spoilers at all. Keep 'em coming!

EAH Rebel: I only like spiders when they're not crawling on me or towards me. In that case, I would chuck them outside.

Thedarkpokemaster: Oh man, I still need to watch that video. (Also as I was writing your name for the response, I almost write Thedarksideofdimensions. ^^')

Lover Of Yugioh Yaoi: Thank you.

The Richmaster: Oh yes, this one has a lot of great moments, but it's one of the episodes that isn't really talked about much.

YumiStar: That's happened to me before. It's always a good feeling!

Rinfantasy: Thank you, enjoy the chapter!

The ani-gamer10: I'll get to those once I'm done with the actual series.

Duskrider: Thank you.

Devo342: Once I'm done with the actual series. I don't want to overwhelm myself with multiple fanfics.

Lightningblade49: And now here's another, enjoy!

Above the Winter Moonlight: That's coming up soon isn't it. Just this one, the next episode, and then it'll be time!

Reydrago: Well, the abridged series will always cut out stuff, otherwise it isn't an abridged series. :p

Andrey258: Well I'm glad everyone liked this one. The once a month update… ah, we'll see. The only reason that last update took so long was because I lost my motivation. I'll have more time once my semester is over in a few months, but can't promise anything ^^'.

Personumberone: Well then, enjoy!

Bunnychu15: Well, I wrote that part before I saw the movie, so that explains that. I love how you have something to say about all those specific lines. Reading them is fun (even if I don't have a response to all of them). I could talk about DSoD all day (and on Tumblr, I do).

LadyRaider92: Same, DSoD is amazing, and once I see it on DVD, I'm immediately buying it.

James95: Thank you, 4kids at least gives us the opportunity to make fun of censors.

Saffira Artemis: Glad you liked it, enjoy the chapter.

Dragon Goddess: Oh don't worry, I had catching up to do as well for that chapter. Enjoy this one, and have a nice day.

Supernova23: Oh yeah, hehehe. Enjoy!

Lord Darth Yoda: Hahaha, yeah. But he's still humble.

Ryo tadagachi: Guess who's back! Song parodies will be after the series. Enjoy the chapter.

S Danyal Allen: Thank you.

NightThief200: Thank you! Hopefully updates will be a little quicker now.

Chibinekogirl101: Oh wow, well there's none of that in this one. Thank you, and enjoy the chapter.

Official Light Warrior: Well, he kind of did in chapter 28. But Marik will be back soon, so we'll see how he reacts then too.

RedAgent14: Well, I don't know much about that game, so I didn't catch the references. So that's kind of my bad. ^^' Good choice, and I'm glad you like that chapter.

TTY7: Thank you!

FANactic Writer: Thank you, hopefully you won't have to wait so long anymore.

Ayo: Oh no! Everyone prepare for the apocalypse! Thank you, I haven't read a lot of other 'react' fanfics, all the ideas for this one just come to me and I write them down.

Almostinsane: Dark Side of Dimensions was just amazing! I could go on about it all day (and on Tumblr, I do!)

Kingdom Lightz: I assume your referring to the DSoD ending? If so, that's Kaiba for you, doing the seemingly impossible.

Itachiforever342: I think the movie is online, but don't quote me on that. The Blue-Ray is out in Japan, but I'm not sure when the English release will be. (And the author notes are spoiler free)

Guest: Same, but Rex won't be here for a while since Weevil is in this one.

Kumiko Seph: Here's the next chapter. I haven't thought about that arc yet because as you said, it's still a long way away.

Taranodongirl1: I want to do the actual series first, then I'll get to the other videos.

Dragon Fang 12: I can't either, and thank you!

Guest#2: Thank you, BBT will be after the series.

.descarga: I'll consider that, but I can't promise anything. ^^'

Louisa: Thank you.

Mari: Here's the next update, enjoy!

ShadowNinja45567: Those episodes will be fun to write when they come. Enjoy!

Thecatleader: Maybe in the future, but I'm sticking with the series for now. Well, he almost did, but stopped once he noticed everyone was looking at him.

I own nothing presented in this chapter. Enjoy!

-Abridged series-

"Mind speaking"

Normal dialogue

After a week of clouds and rain, it was finally nice enough to be outside, which is where the gang was. More specifically, they were outside the local coffee shop.

"You guys ready?" Joey asked. But before anyone could answer, he turned around.

"Something wrong?" Yugi asked.

"I dunno, thought I heard something. Oh well, back to this," Joey said as he loaded up the next video.

-Yami: And now for something completely different, card games! – "…That's not really different from any other video," Tristan said.

"Yeah, but nice reference," Tea added.

-Joey: Mai Valentine? How in the heck did you get four locator cards? Did you sleep with Kaiba or something? – "Whoa, hang on a minute. We don't need any images of that," Joey said.

"Would you rather her hanging out with someone else?" Tea asked with a little sly smile.

Joey started blushing. "Hey! Don't put that image in my brain either!"

-Mai: Is it so hard to accept that I actually won some card games for a change?-

-Joey: Get your Kaiba-loving boobies out of my face!-

-Yugi: I still don't know what time it is. – "Yug, the clock is right behind you. Just turn around and you'll know once and for all the time. It's really that simple."

"You know what time it is? It's time to duel!" Yugi shouted.

"A duel, right now?" Joey asked.

Yugi laughed. "No, I just wanted to say that."

-Marik: I'll tell you what time it is you fool. Time for you to say your prayers, because I, Marik Sebastian Ishtar have taken control of the most evil Steve in all of Stevedom! Steve the Mime! – "…Creepy," Tea said.

"Yep, that's him. The original Slifer holder," Yugi said.

-Marik: With his help, I shall defeat you and then conquer the world! Ahhahahahahaha! Oh hey look, a bird. Isn't it just the cutest little guy? – After this line was said, everyone tried to hold in their laughter, and this time they succeeded.

-Marik: I mean, no! In my new world, all birds shall be enslaved! Especially this one, and he shall be named Mr. Tweetums, for it is very evil! Ahahahaha! Now be gone Mr. Tweetums, I am trying to stalk my nemesis. – Now it was time for everyone to let their laughter. "Well well, someone's a big softie," Tristan said.

"Now I want to see more of him and Mr. Tweetums," Tea said.

-Fanboy: Hey, it's Jonouchi!-

-Joey: Nyeh?-

-Fanboy: Jonouchi-chan, I'm your biggest fan. Can I have your autograph? – "Wait, what did he just call me?" Joey asked.

-Joey: Sorry kid, I think you've got me confused with someone else.-

-Fanboy: Nope, you're Jonouchi-chan. Your best friend is Honda-kun. I'm a fanboy, so I don't like to watched the dubbed episodes. Gomennasai. – "Okay, what's going on? Why am I being called that weird name?" Joey asked.

"And did they just call me 'Honda?' Wait, that's the name of…" Tristan thought out loud.

-Joey: This kid ain't making any sense. Maybe if I sign his deal, he'll leave me alone, or at least stop using all those crazy words. Ta-da! See, I signed it Joey Wheeler.-

-Fanoby: But your name is Jonouchi.-

-Joey: No, it's Joey Wheeler. – "No but seriously, what's up with that name?" Joey asked. "I mean, it sounds like Joey… kind of."

"Now that I'm thinking about it, it sounds like a different language. Yeah, it sounds… Japanese-like," Yugi pointed out.

"Now why would that kid speak in Japanese to him?" Tristan asked.

Fanboy: Can I glomp you?-

-Joey: No that's okay. Um, here, I'll let you hold my duel disk if your promise not to touch me.-

Fanboy: Sugoi! Jonouchi-chan is kawaii! Arigatou! – "Okay, now I'm certain it's Japanese he's speaking," Yugi said.

"Still don't know why he's doing that," Joey added.

-Joey: Yeah, a-ri-ga-to back at ya pal. Just remember, you treat a duel disk just like a woman. You fasten it to your arm and place trading cards inside it at regular intervals. And another thing… - "No no no! Do not continue that thought!" Tea said.

-Fanboy: Gomenasai Jonouchi-chan!-

-Joey: F*cking fanboys. – "Look at that, you scared him away. That's what you get for comparing your duel disk to a woman like that," Tristan said.

"Hey! You know very well that's not what happened! He stole it from me!" Joey yelled back.

-Solomon: Why are we randomly hanging out together?-

-Tristan: Hey look, that kid must've stolen Joey's duel disk. This looks like a job for Ineffectual Minor Character Man! – "What kind of superhero name is that?" Tristan asked.

"Yours," Joey responded while snickering.

-Joey: Nice job Tristan, be careful, he's a fanboy.-

-Tristan: Want me to break his neck?-

-Joey: Maybe later.-

-Fanboy: I'm really sorry Jonouchi, I just got so sick of writing horrible fanfiction, so I wanted to find other ways to ruin my favorite show for everybody else. Gomennasai. – "So wait, people writing stories about their favorite shows can ruin them?" Joey asked. He took out his phone. "I gotta see this…"

'Don't!" Tea said.

"Huh? Why?"

"Just don't!"

-Tristan: He keeps talking in his crazy alien language. Let's break his neck!-

-Joey: I still don't get why you tried to steal my duel disk.-

-Fanboy: It wasn't my idea, somebody else put me up to it. He was short, had blue hair, and wore glasses.-

-Everyone: Milhouse?! – "Whoa!" everyone said as they started laughing.

"It actually makes sense!" Tristan said. As everyone continued laughing, no one heard the rustling in the bushes behind them, or the all too familiar high squeaky laugh.

-Joey: I implicitly believe you thieving child.-

-Weevil: Heh heh, so like, did it work?-

-Fanboy: Yeah, I put the card in Jonouchi's deck just like you told me to.-

-Weevil: Cool, heheh. Now I can like, do something, or something. – "Oh boy, look who's back," Tristan said.

-Fanboy: What about the rare card you promised me?-

-Weevil: Ohh yeah. Um, here you go.-

-Fanboy: But I can't even see what this card is.-

-Weevil: That's because I gave you the uncensored version of Enchanting Mermaid. Heheh, you can totally see her boobs. – "Considering that Duel Monsters is pretty popular among young kids… yeah," Yugi said.

-Weevil: Oh hey, check this out, hehehehehehe, loogie gun! Hehehehehe, loogies are cool. – "That's what happens when you team up with Weevil," Joey said.

The laughing in the bush started up again as Weevil poked his head out. He reached into his pocket and took out the slime gun. "Once I'm finished with them, all their rare cards will be mine," he thought. He took aim when…

"Joey!"

The gang turned towards the voice and saw Serenity running up to them. Weevil glared and ducked down into the bush.

"Are you guys watching those videos again?"

"Of course we are," Tea answered with a smile.

"Mind if I join?"

"Sure thing, have a seat right here," Tristan said quickly making room and ignoring Joey's glare.

-Loudspeaker: Doctor Stiles, please report to the infirmary! – "Wrong hospital," Tea said.

-Serenity: What's wrong Nurse Cameltoe?-

-Nurse: Sorry to bother you Serenity, but if you happen to see a little boy, please let us know. He's recently recovered from a seizure after watching an episode of Pokémon, and now he's convinced he's Ash Ketchum. He keeps calling me Nurse Joy. It's quite annoying. – "More Pokémon?" Tristan asked.

-Serenity: Didn't we already make a gazillion Pokémon references? – "What's Pokémon?" Serenity asked.

"Apparently it's a game, but for some reason, we've never heard of it until these videos," Joey explained.

"Really? That's weird. It sounds like something everyone would know about."

-Nurse: Yes, but this one is actually relevant. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go practice being unsympathetic towards sick people. Hurry up and get better. – "What kind of nurse would do something like that?" Yugi asked.

-Serenity: Hmm, I wonder if my blindness will give me super powers, and inexplicable attraction to Jennifer Garner. Hey, what's that noise?-

-Kid: Hey, I'm Ash Ketchum, Pokémon Trainer! – "Oh, is this him?" Tea asked.

-Serenity: Oh for the love of…-

-Kid: I'm gonna be the best Pokémon trainer the world has ever seen!-

-Serenity: I don't care.-

-Kid: Are you Misty?-

-Serenity: No, I'm not Misty.-

-Kid: Come on Pikachu, we gotta beat Team Rocket! – "Oh, I've heard of that name Pikachu," Yugi said. "I think I heard Bakura mention it one time."

-Serenity: Okay, where the hell is the panic button. – Serenity chuckled. "I wouldn't call this a panic button situation. He's actually kind of cute like that."

-Joey: Weevil Underwood! So it was you who tricked that kid into stealing my duel disk for no apparent reason! That gives me rage of the Brooklyn variety! – Joey started laughing. "The Brooklyn Rage is back!" he said with a big smile. Serenity laughed as well.

-Weevil: Heh heh, yeah. It's like, revenge will be mine and stuff. Breakin' the law, breakin' the law.-

-Joey: What are you talking about? Yugi was the one who beat you in season one. What's your beef with lovable old Joey Wheeler?-

-Weevil: Um, heh, I don't know. I don't even think we've met before. But like, I hate your guts. Heh, now let's go play a children's card game and stuff. – "What gives? Hating me for no reason?"

"That's unfair! Like he said, he doesn't even know you," Serenity said defending her brother.

-Tea: Anime Milhouse is a jerk!-

-Weevil: Check it out. Heh, I'm gonna summon my rarest monster. The Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!-

-Solomon: Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth? That's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters!-

-Joey: Oh yeah, well I summon the Swordsman of Landstar!-

-Solomon: The Swordsman of Landstar? That's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters! – "…Not really, unless you have a lot of support cards," Joey said.

-Weevil: Heheh, you activated my trap buttmunch! Now all your monsters will be forced to dance uncontrollably to crappy Japanese pop music! – "I've heard that song before, and I wish I hadn't because now it's in my head," Tea said.

In the bushes, Weevil was annoyed by the song and covered his ears.

-Joey: I beg to differ. I summon Jinzo, negating the effects of your internet cliché.-

"You know now that I'm thinking about it, that song doesn't sound Japanese," Yugi said.

"It isn't. According to this, it's Swedish," Tea said looking at her phone. "But it sounds like Japanese at first glance."

-Weevil: So like, I used that kid to sneak a parasite card into your deck, forcing all your monsters to become insect types.-

-Joey: Nyehh it's like something out of David Cronenburg's remake of The Fly, except it isn't happening to Jeff Goldblum, so it's less repulsive.-

-Grandpa: Jeff Goldblum? He's one of the most powerful cards in all of Duel Monsters! – "That's not a real card Grandpa," Yugi said. "Even if it was, it wouldn't be in my deck."

-Joey: I thought Kaiba said this tournament was gonna adhere to the rules. Weevil should be disqualified right now!-

-Tea: Face it Joey, Kaiba hates you more than George Lucas hates Star Wars. He's probably just laughing at you right now.-

-Kaiba: Teeheehee. – "If he really was laughing during my duel, he would've seen it… Oh come on!" Joey said slamming his fists on the table.

-Weevil: I summon my Insect Queen! Heh heh.-

-Solomon: Insect Queen? That's one of the most powerful cards in…-

-Everyone: Shut up!-

-Solomon: Well it is. – "For once in these videos, he's right," Yugi said laughing.

-Serenity: So, is my brother winning or…-

-Kid: Come on Misty! We have to get to Viridian City! – Serenity giggled. "Misty sounds like a nice name. Sounds like someone who likes water."

-Serenity: I'm not going anywhere. I'm recovering from an operation that I didn't have. – "How does that even work?" Tea asked.

-Kid: You're funny Misty! Hey, remember that time when you got freaked out by those bug Pokémon? –

-Serenity: No.-

-Kid: You were all like 'Ahhh! Those are bug Pokémon! I do not like them! – "So there are bugs in Pokémon too? Sounds like Weevil's perfect game," Yugi said.

-Serenity: Hey Ash?-

-Kid: Yeah Misty?-

-Serenity: The doctor told me you have cancer.-

-Kid: Oh, is that some sort of new Pokemon that can't be found in the Johto Region?-

-Serenity: No, it's cancer. – Serenity looked away. "That's… mean. I'd never say something like that, let alone to a boy like him."

"We know you wouldn't either," Tea said.

"Just remember, these videos aren't really us," Yugi said.

Serenity smiled. "Thanks guys." Tristan placed a hand on her shoulder. Joey almost reacted, but decided to let it go… for now.

-Joey: Ewww, his Insect Queen is eating my monsters!-

-Tristan: And it turned them into Smooze!-

-Tea: No, not Smooze!-

-Solomon: Nothing can stop Smooze! – "Of all the villains in media, you had to choose Smooze," Tea said.

-Joey: Now I'm gonna destroy your mighty Insect Queen with a magical can of bug spray. Seriously, that's how I defeat you. Clearly this is a victory for the record books. – "Don't underestimate the power of bug spray, especially in Duel Monsters," Joey said.

-Joey: Let that be a lesson to ya Weevil, minor characters from season one stand absolutely no chance in this tournament. That's why I'm gonna take you out, one at a time, 'cause I'm Joey Wheeler, card game warrior! – Suddenly, Weevil couldn't help but start laughing. "Card Game Warrior? That's the best joke I heard from that thing!" He poked his head out of the bushes, still laughing. When he calmed down, he looked up and saw the other staring at him. Only now did Weevil realize he was revealed.

"What are you doing here?" Tristan asked.

"Let me guess, here to take our cards again?" Joey added.

"Come on, is that all you guys think I want to do?" Weevil asked reaching for his slime gun in his back pocket.

-Weevil: Would you like to see my bunghole?-

-Joey: Okay Tristan now you can break his neck. – "Hey, not a bad idea," Tristan said turning towards Weevil, who in turn glared and grasped his slime gun.

-Weevil: Aah!-

-Tristan: Yeah, I can break necks with my mind. – "Oh, even better."

Weevil finally had it and stepped forward. But as he did, he tripped on one of the branches at the bottom of the bush. Weevil fell down and the slime gun slipped out of his hands.

"So you had that up your sleeve," Tea said picking it up.

"If I were you, I'd get out of here before we get really angry," Joey said taking out his deck. Weevil glared and turned around, only to trip once again on another branch poking out of the bush.

"Who was that?" Serenity asked.

"Not worth out time," Joey said. "But this is," Joey said looking at the screen showing that Jeff Goldblum was stronger than Exodia. Everyone laughed along.

The laughing continued with the clip of Kaiba throwing Mokuba towards the others with the music.

-Yami: If you enjoyed all the unfunny Pokemon references in this episode, then you'll just love Pokemon X. God I hate shameless plugs. – "You know, maybe one day I'll check Pokemon out. It actually sounds like fun," Yugi said. "But Duel Monsters will still always be my favorite."

"Same here. Although, if there was a Pokémon that looked like my monsters, such as Red-Eyes, that would be cool," Joey said.

"I bet if there was, there would be one like Blue-Eyes as well," Tristan said. Everyone looked at Joey's poker face and started laughing. Joey gave a defeated sigh.

Well guys, this has been one wild ride. I'm sorry that I don't have the time to do this anymore, but know that I had a great time writing this, and everyone has been super supportive.

Yugi: I can't believe you're really ending this.

Well, sometimes things happen. Does everyone have anything to say before we sign off?

Everyone: Thank you for the entertainment!

Aw, you guys. And now, my last statement before I end this.

*sighs*

APRIL FOOLS! Hahahaha! I got you guys! Did you really think I was going to end this? Ha, no way! Hahahahaha. That was a great joke, right guys?

*turns and sees characters and readers*

Why are you all looking at me like that? What's with all the duel disks? Oh, you're summoning monsters. That's cool. Now why are they looking at me like that. Wait… is that… that's Slifer… uh… *gulps* Oh EFF.

Oh look, there's something I gotta do. Well, see you guys next time. Good bye *starts running while everyone is giving chase*

Next time: Episode 32 – The Worst of Both Worlds. Duel Standby!