I really, really wanted to get this chapter up yesterday, as a little Halloween gift to everyone. But work called me in early, and I stayed late, and as soon as I got home, I collapsed and went to bed right then and there. ...Better late than never?
Anyways, let's get to this chapter. DISCLAIMER: Just like the previous videos, this one is another product of its time (I also found out there's a disclaimer in the video's description as well). Keep that in mind as you read this chapter.
EDIT: I reuploaded chapter since some people were experiencing issues. Apologizes if you get the same notification many times, as I'm trying to figure out what is going on.
Also, I still don't own anything. Let's get this chapter started.
-Abridged series.-
"Mind speaking."
Normal dialogue.
Once the previous video had ended, Tea spoke up. "Okay, if I can recall, the next duel in the finals was-"
"My duel with Odion, when he was posing as Marik!" Joey interrupted confidently.
"…Did you have to remind us that loudly?" Tea asked, almost ready to attack Joey.
"But it was one of my best duels. I advanced in the finals, and I survived a crazy lightning attack! And I helped exposed the real Marik… that counts as something, right? A win's a win."
"Uh, guys… I don't think the next video is the duel," Mai said. "Unless your duel had another Egyptian wearing a turban, then I don't think that's what this video is about."
Duke and Tristan looked at the thumbnail for the video and gasped. "Hey! That's the man who saved us from falling off the blimp!" Duke realized.
"Shadi…" Yami said quietly.
"Hey, isn't that the one guy we saw in an earlier video?" Joey asked.
"Oh yeah, back in the Duelist Kingdom videos," Tea realized. Mai, Duke, and Serenity looked at the others in confusion.
"Well then, let's see what 's going down," Joey said as he started the video. In Egypt, the Ishtar siblings were also looking at the thumbnail for the video.
"…Is that?" Marik started.
"Shadi," Ishizu stated. "He appeared to me during the finals. Did he appear to someone else before me?" She paused. "It must have been Yugi."
"Only one way to find out," Marik said as he started the video. And yes, Mokuba was still watching the video as well.
-Yami: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged! We're about half as popular as Team Four Star… hmph. – Who's that? Do they have something to do with these videos?" Mai asked.
"Possibly," Joey answered.
-Mokuba: Sorry I took so long guys. Stupid mass effect elevator technology. – "I don't know what this video is talking about, we have the best technology ever!" Mokuba said confidently.
Kaiba smirked. "You got that right."
-Yugi: Mokuba, thank goodness. We have to get Bakura to safety.-
-Joey: You gotta land the blimp man.-
-Mokuba: Seto says landing is out of the question, and he also said to direct all complaints towards somebody who gives a crap. – Yugi's group started laughing. "Now that sounds like something the real Kaiba would say," Duke said.
"Now the question is who would that person be?" Tea said. Everyone thought for a moment. "Mokuba?" she asked.
"Sounds like he would, but I'm not sure he can do anything without Kaiba's permission," Tristan said. "Or you know, maybe he can."
This was one part of the video that Kaiba was actually listening to, and he couldn't help but let out a small chuckle, along with a smirk. "I'll have to use that some time as well."
"You're really finding some good lines from these videos," Mokuba said with a smile.
Kaiba smirked again. "Maybe I am."
-Joey: Hey, open this damn door right now Kaiba! Nyeh! Nyeh! Nyeh!-
Mokuba: Whoa! Stop it Joey! You're making a huge mistake! Whoa!-
-Joey: Oh yeah? What's the worst that could happen? – "Uhhh… you might want to stop," Tristan said as the door opened, revealing Kaiba.
"Ohhhh, that's not good!" Joey said. The girls started laughing, followed by Duke and Yugi (whom Yami let have control again, but would still be watching in spirit form).
-Kaiba: Punch me again and find out, please. – "Don't do it," Tea said but her comment soon turned into laughter as Joey punched Kaiba, which turned into the title sequence.
"Welp, you're dead," Tristan said. "I'll start arranging your funeral."
Joey calmed down from his laughter. "No need for that Tristan, I betcha I could take on Richboy!" he said confidently.
"Uh… I bet you could, but maybe don't actually try doing that," Mai said. "Id' hate to see a strong guy like you get hurt," she said with a hint of sarcasm, to which Joey blushed slightly.
-Gruber: Due to ze near-fatal wounding of one of our contestants, zere will be a 20 minute delay before ze start of ze next round.-
-Odion: This song always makes me think of Mom. – There was a small moment of pause with the Ishtar siblings, remembering their mother, but only for a second as the next clip played.
-Marik: These are going straight onto my nipples! HAHA! Ice cube fetish. – Yugi's group paused. "I, uh… didn't know he was into that kind of stuff," Tristan said.
"Well, I'm sure everyone has that one thing they're into," Mai added. "And it looks like for Marik, it's ice cubes."
Odion and Ishizu slowly turned to Marik, who was flushed to say the least. "Um… I uh…" he slowly started saying.
"Is there something you're not telling us?" Odion asked.
"No! Nothing!" Marik said sort of loudly, drawing a little attention from other people around them. After pausing for a second, Marik quickly turned away, more flushed than before. "It's nothing," he added quietly.
Ishizu chuckled. "Don't worry brother, nothing to be ashamed of," she said softly.
-Kaiba: You people are wasting your time. This blimp stays in the air and that's final.-
-Yugi: But Bakura could die if we don't get him to a hospital!-
-Kaiba: That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. – Duke turned to Bakura. "No one's going to sacrifice you. If Kaiba were to sacrifice anyone, he would probably pick Joey," Duke said.
"What's that suppose to mean?" Joey asked irritated.
"You know exactly what I mean," Duke responded.
-Serenity: Mr. Kaiba, please! Show some compassion!-
-Kaiba: Show some what now? – "I don't think he's physically capable of doing that, unless your name is Mokuba," Duke said.
-Tristan: Hey, don't talk like…-
-Duke: Hey, don't talk like to Joey's severely spankable sister. – Duke, Tristan, and even Serenity all stared blushing, mostly out of embarrassment. "Don't talk about my sister that way!" Joey said glaring at the two.
"Hey man, we aren't the ones who said that!" Tristan said waving his hands in defense.
-Kaiba: Poor kid. Tell me Serenity, what's it like to be related to a furry?-
-Joey: Nyeh, ix-nay on the urry-fay Kaiba. – "Oh no, not this again," Joey said, knowing it was his turn to blush a little.
-Serenity: Joey, what's a furry?-
-Joey: Eh… um… he didn't say furry, he said uh… fury, as in the kind I have. You know, Brooklyn Fury! – "So now you have Brooklyn Rage and Brooklyn Fury," Tea said. "Any other Brooklyn terms you have in your dictionary?"
"Of course he does, Brooklyn Furry," Mai teased, which Joey blushing in embarrassment.
-Kaiba: Sorry, didn't quite catch that, did you just say Brooklyn Furry? – "See, Kaiba agrees," Mai added.
-Joey: Oh go yiff yourself Kaiba!-
-Kaiba: Whatever that means.-
-Joey: Nyeh, google image it you jerk! – "Huh, what does that mean?" Joey asked as he took out his phone.
"Uh… probably not a good idea," Tea said.
Mokuba was on the same page as Joey, wondering what he meant by 'yiffing.' "Seto, is that something I need to know about?" he asked.
"Whatever it is, not important," Kaiba said firmly. "Although, seeing the mutt in a dog suit wouldn't be that bad," he added with a smirk.
Mokuba laughed. "That would be pretty funny!"
-Tristan: Hey um, Serenity, You know… I was just wondering uh… after this tournament's over, would you ever consider maybe uh…-
-Duke: Hey, Serenity, how'd you like to fly Air Devlin? – "Ooh, I like the sound of that," Duke said. He turned towards Serenity. "How about I get the two of us our own plane, and we can travel to wherever you like?"
Serenity laughed. "That sounds like fun." Tristan glared at Duke, trying to think of something to win Serenity over again.
-Zack or Cody: Look Tristan, that son of a bitch is stealing your woman.-
-Zack or Cody: You know what you must do.-
-Zack and Cody: Make him disappear. Hahahaha! – "Hey, looks who's back," Joey said elbowing Tristan. "Why don't you take their advice?"
"I'm not going to take advice from two kids in my head!" Tristan said. "Although, getting rid of Duke would be nice… no, I can't do that, even if I could."
-Yugi: Oh faithful trading cards, you're the only real friends I have, except for you Berfomet, you're kind of an asshole. – "Yug, what's all this? Your deck is a better friend than your old pal Joey?" Joey asked playfully nudging Yugi.
Yugi blushed a little. "Well, my deck has gotten me out of many tough battles, but so have you," he said to his friend. Joey smiled in return.
"Alright, you can keep your friends, except Berfomet for some reason," Joey said. Yugi felt a small feeling coming from his deck, but didn't think too much of it.
-Yugi: What's that Dark Magician Girl? You want to make out? – Yugi started blushing hard at this line. "Uhhh…" he tried saying.
"I don't even want to know how you would do that with a card," Mai said. Everyone looked at Yugi again, who was still blushing and staring off in space.
"Yug? You alright?" Joey asked, snapping his fingers in front of him.
Yugi finally blinked and shook his head slightly. "What? Oh," he said as he came back to reality. "I'm, I'm fine. Thanks Joey." His blush wasn't as red as it was before, but it was still there a little.
Well, I'd be happy to- Holy Jeez! How long have you been standing there?-
-Shadi: Long enough. – "Aaawwwkwaaard," Tristan sang.
-Tristan: Duke, I know you put a spell on Serenity so she would fall in love with you, and I want the antidote! – Duke started laughing. "You guys better watch out, or I'll put a spell on you," he said to everyone. He turned to Serenity and gave her a wink, which she giggled at.
Tristan glared at Duke. "I'll find the antidote if it's the last thing I do!" Tea sighed and shook her head.
-Duke: Sorry Tristan, I can't help it if the ladies love to play with my dice. – Duke chuckled. "I have special dice for all the ladies of the world." He then turned to Serenity. "Including you."
Tristan glared at him again. "Seriously, how many pickup lines does he have?! I have to do something."
-Tristan: You just brought Sexy Back for the last time witch! – Duke started laughing. "Try me Taylor," he said jokingly.
-Zack or Cody: Kick his ass Tristan!-
-Zack or Cody: Yeah, really f*ck him up good! – "You know what, maybe I will listen to the voices in my head this time," Tristan proclaimed.
-Tristan: Where is your broomstick now-hey stop dodging. – Everyone watched as the two guys started fighting, but were also laughing at Tristan's comments. "Dude, you're supposed to avoid the opponent's attacks," Joey said. "Imagine if you asked every opponent to just stop dodging. They would probably ignore you."
-Tristan: My voice gives me super st-Ah! – Everyone gasped as they watched Duke and Tristan fall off the platform. Duke was going to tease Tristan about his voice giving him strength, but the tension from the video preventing him from doing so.
-Tristan: I'm tripping! Tripping! Tripping! – Serenity gasped as Tristan held on to the blimp for dear life. "I know you guys told us about this, but actually seeing it is a lot worse," she said.
-Cody: Ahhhh!-
-Zack: No! Cody! Or maybe it was Zack. – "How can someone who is just a floating head in your mind fall off a blimp and die?" Mai asked.
"In these videos, anything can happen," Bakura answered.
Mokuba was watching this segment and gasped with everyone else. "Seto! Did this really happen!?" he asked in shock. "They could've died!"
Kaiba looked up from his work and saw what Mokuba was referring to. He had a look of realization, but just for a second. "If we would have known about that, Kaibacorp would have done something to save them. But… they did survive, so something must have saved them on their own."
"…I guess, but still," Mokuba said as he continued the video.
-Yugi: Hey, you're that guy from Duelist Kingdom.-
-Shadi: Jagshamesh, my name is Shadi. I am here to help with very much saving of the world, and maybe when I am finished, we go find women and have sexy time. – "…Who is this guy?" Mai asked.
"His name is Shadi. He has the Millennium Key, and has appeared for me many times," Yugi explained.
"Did he ever talk about wanting to be with women?" she asked.
"Well… no he didn't," Yugi said with a small chuckle.
-Yugi: I suppose it could be worse. You could be acting like Bruno.-
-Shadi: High five! – The Ishtar siblings were surprised at this version of Shadi. "This is very different from how Shadi really is," Ishizu said.
"I have a feeling things are going to get even more weird," Marik said.
-Duke: Oh my God! We're gonna die!-
-Tristan: Duke, stop screaming!-
-Duke: I can't believe I'm actually gonna die in a show about f*cking card games. – "I would say you would just get sent to the Shadow Realm… but considering there is no shadow game taking place… yeah, you're in trouble. We were going to die in a world where Duel Monsters is everything," Tristan said.
-Tristan: Duke please, it's pointless. After all in space, no one can hear you scream. – "But we weren't in space," Duke said.
"You guys are about to fall off a blimp! This wouldn't be the time to make jokes," Serenity said worried. Duke and Tristan were both quiet at that remark.
-Yugi: So what do you do exactly, just show up at the end of every season and explain the plot? – "I mean, that is when he shows up, but this time, were in the middle of the finals," Yugi said.
-Shadi: I have many roles in your story little Jew boy. One is to provide you with backstory, but my first and foremost task is to protect the fourth wall. Great success-
-Yugi: The fourth wall? What's that? – "Yeah, good question," Joey said. He looked to his side, then back to the computer, before his eyes widened and he looked back to the side.
"Joey, are you okay?" Tea asked.
"…Yeah, I thought I saw something… or someone." He paused. "Eh, I guess it's nothing."
-Shadi: Without the fourth wall, the balance of the universe would be turned upside down. Man will become like the animal, animal will become like the dirt, and dirt will become like the Jew. – "Wow!" Tea exclaimed. "Okay, that was bad."
"Yeah, this is definitely a product of its time," Bakura said. "I'm sure the newer videos aren't like this."
-Yugi: You know Shadi, you're kind of a buzzkill. – "I can think of some other words," Tea said.
-Tristan: Duke, no matter what happens to us, I want you to remember one thing. In another few hours, the sun will rise. – "We're bringing that back?" Tristan asked. "Haven't heard that in forever."
-Duke: What the f*ck does that mean!?-
-Tristan: I don't know, but it's true! – "Mind filling me in on what that's all about?" Duke asked.
"Long story short, earlier video, Tea had to use that bathroom, and the sun will rise," Tristan exclaimed, before getting a slap from an embarrassed Tea.
"YOU COULD'VE LEFT THAT DETAIL OUT!" she yelled.
"Okay, I get the gist of it," Duke said, trying to end the conversation.
-Shadi: Your old friend, Maximillion Pegasus once came dangerously close to breaking the fourth wall when he visited my homeland of Egypt. Like many people from America, he was seeking to exploit our third-world country. Happytime! – "Oh boy," Tea said. "That's a subject for another day."
-Pegasus: This music is so un-fabulous. Don't you have anything by Abba? – "I prefer AC/DC to ABBA any day," Bakura said.
Everyone turned to him. "Really?" Tristan asked confused.
"Is there something wrong with that?" Bakura asked.
"No, nothing. I guess we just didn't expect that from you," Yugi said.
-Shadi: For years, Pegasus had been searching for the pharaoh's tomb. It was like movie film Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull made by deceitful Jewish film maker Steven Spielberg, only not quite so disappoint. – "Wow, lots going on there," Mai said.
"He's right about the movie, but not the director," Tristan added.
-Pegasus: At this rate, we're never going to find the pharaoh's tomb.-
-Shadi: If you promise to rid my land of the Jew, I will show you where it is hidden. – "No, I would not take up that offer," Yugi said. "And neither would Pegasus."
Ishizu gasped a little. "What's going on? This isn't really how Shadi wanted Pegasus to find the Egyptian Gods, is it?" she asked worried.
"I don't think so," Marik said. "I think it's just for the video," he added. Ishizu looked at him before looking back at the video.
-Pegasus: Well when we first met, you took out my eyeball and replaced it with a cursed artifact. But I'm sure this, you have only the best intentions for me.-
-Shadi: Yes, I screw you up good. – "Did we have to be reminded of that," Tea asked, a gruesome image in her mind for a second.
"I think anyone who had their eye replaced by an artifact would be screwed," Mai said.
-Tristan: Ah, I can't hold on Duke! I can feel my hand slipping! Ah! I can feel it! I'm gonna let go! Oh no, this is terrible! We're going to die! I can't…-
-Duke: No! No! Don't let go, dude! Oh God! I'll never sleep with another woman again!-
Everyone was watching the video intensely, hearing all the mumble jumble duke and Tristan were saying. Everyone was wondering what would happen, until…
-Tristan: Hey Duke.-
-Duke: What?-
-Tristan: Just kidding. – Everyone stared at the screen before Duke grabbed Tristan's shoulders. "YOU IDIOT!" he yelled.
"Hey, I didn't do anything!" Tristan said. "Back then, it was life or death for us! Do you really think I would be joking at a time like that!?"
"No, but if you did try a stunt like that, I would probably kill you once we were back on the surface," Duke replied.
-Tristan: Hey look, I can see my house from here! Hi mom! Hi dad!-
-Mom and Dad: Hey Tristan! – "Life or death situations are not the time to be admiring the view," Mai said.
"I think you're too high up for your parents to hear," Bakura added.
"And they have the same voice as you, guess it runs in the family," Joey joked.
-Shadi: When Pegasus saw the pharaoh's tomb, he was so excited. He was like women after being given shiny new cage to sleep in. – "Well… we're learning a lot about what other people like," Yugi said.
"Like I said before, everyone has that one thing they're into," Mai said. "I should know…" Mai was about to continue her comment, but everyone was looking at her. "…Maybe another time."
-Pegasus: Jeeesus! This is one of the most important historical finds in centuries! I'm turning this sh*t into trading cards! – This got a laugh from Yugi's group. "What do you do when you find a tablet that could change the course of history? Make a card game!" Joey said.
Marik chuckled a little, quietly so the other two wouldn't hear.
-Shadi: But then, something go horribly wrong.-
-Croquet: Yeah… everybody involved with the production of the Egyptian God cards was killed. – "Oh… that sucks," Duke said.
-Pegasus: What? Even Chad from Accounting?-
-Chad: AAAAAHHH!-
-Guy: Especially Chad from Accounting. – "Oh no!" Yugi said.
"Not Chad from Accounting!" Tea said. There was a pause. "Does anyone know who Chad from accounting is?"
"Nope," Serenity said.
-Shadi: And so, Pegasus decided to design the cards himself.-
-Pegasus: It's like I'm stealing from the Egyptian God's Deviantart account. I'm so naughty naughty naughty. – "The Gods have a Deviantart account?" Joey asked. "Imagine if that was true."
-Shadi: But that very night, he was plagued with nightmares that make his khram shrink like tiny mouse.-
-Pegasus: In the name of all that is camp, what is happening? Where am I?-
-Shadi: What you are seeing is the future if you allow the Egyptian God cards to fall into the wrong hands, then the fourth wall will be destroyed and the world as we know it will cease to be.-
-Pegasus: If you knew this would happen, then why did you take me to the pharaoh's tomb in the first place?-
-Shadi: I am how you say, kind of a dick. – "Again, I can think of other words to describe you," Tea said.
Odion spoke up. "First the three of us, and now Shadi? Who else is going to change in these videos?" he asked.
"I don't know, but everyone is up for grabs," Marik said. "And even someone like Shadi can get this treatment."
-Pegasus: What dark forces have I unleashed? Dirty hands, dirty dirty hands!-
-Shadi: And so, with the help of gypsy woman Ishizu, Pegasus hid the Egyptian God cards where even the craftiest of Jews would not be able to find them – "Is there anything else you want to get out? Might as well put all of these 'product of the time' jokes in one video," Tea said.
-Yugi: Yeah, because obviously he couldn't have just destroyed them or anything.-
-Shadi: The power of the cards was too great for them to be simply destroyed.-
-Yugi: Riiiight. So the power of the Egyptian Gods prevented a guy from tearing up a few pieces of paper that he painted himself. Sure, okay. – "I wouldn't try to mess with the actual Egyptian God cards, remember what happened when Marik made all those copies? Who knows what would happen if you tried to rip up the God cards," Yugi said.
"You're right Yugi. I believe that would be a fatal mistake," Yami said.
-Shadi: As I was saying…-
-Yugi: *caugh* Bullcrap *caugh*-
-Shadi: What?-
-Yugi: What? – This part got a laugh from Yugi's group, and from Mokuba.
-Tristan: 96 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 96 Duel Monsters cards. Take one down, trade it around, 95 Duel Monsters cards on the wall. 95 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 95 Duel Monsters cards. Duke, you're not singing. – "Why would I be singing if I'm hanging on for dear life!?" Duke asked.
"I don't know, but you did pick a good choice. "94 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 94 Duel Monsters cards," Tristan stared singing, which was soon followed by everyone else.
"Take one down, trade it around, 93 Duel Monsters cards on the wall."
"93 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 93 Duel Monsters cards. Take one down, trade it around, 92 Duel Monsters cards on the wall."
"92 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 92 Duel Monsters cards. Take one down, trade it around, 91 Duel Monsters cards on the wall."
"91 Duel Monsters cards on the wall, 91 Duel Monsters cards. Take one down, trade it around, 90 Duel Monsters cards on the wall."
"Okay if we continue, we're never going to finish this video," Tea said chuckling.
-Shadi: You must beware Yugi. The Egyptian Gods we're never meant to be controlled by mortal men, that is why you alone as the chosen one must possess the God cards, so that the fourth wall will forever stand.-
-Yugi: So let me get this straight. According to this show, the Egyptian Gods are real.-
-Shadi: Yes.-
-Yugi: But, doesn't that mean all other religions are wrong, and the hokey ancient Egypt religion is the only real one?-
-Shadi: Yes. – "Well, we're learning a lot today," Mai said with a hint of sarcasm. "What else are we gonna learn before this video ends?"
-Yugi: Huh, didn't see that one coming.-
-Shadi: I did. – "Let me guess, another one of those 'fourth wall' powers?" Joey asked. He then heard something, and looked to the side again. He gasped. "What the heck!?"
"Joey?" Everyone asked as they turned to look at him.
"Are you guys seeing that!?" he asked as he pointed to the side. Everyone looked over, but couldn't see anything.
"Nice joke," Tristan said, giving Joey a pat on the shoulder.
"What?" Joey asked. He looked back to the side, but he couldn't see what he saw earlier. "I could've sworn I saw a bunch of people watching us. Are they still watching us right now? That's kinda creepy."
-Tristan: I can't believe it! We're being rescued by a stranger wearing a turban. And then they disappeared. This can only mean one thing, I have a fairy godmother. – Yugi's group started laughing. "Sure, let's go with that," Duke said.
"Am I going to get a pretty dress with glass slippers and go to a ball?" Tristan asked.
"Could you imagine Shadi being a fairy godmother?" Marik asked. "Just give him some green hair, wings, and a wand."
"I'd prefer a pink curl," Ishizu said.
-Duke: Is she a milf? – "What!?" Mai exclaimed. "Now why would you describe him as that of all things?"
-Tristan: She kind of looks like Piccolo.-
-Duke: Yeah, that's a milf. – "Well, nice to know what you two think of people like that," Mai said sternly.
"What? No way!" Duke said. He turned to Serenity. "I would never call you a milf. I would love for you to be my one and only."
"Will you stop it already! We know I'll be Serenity's one and only!" Tristan said. The two men were about to go up and arms with each other. Joey was about to say something when another voice piped up.
"Stop, both of you! Please!" Everyone turned to see Serenity looking at Duke and Tristan. She looked like she was about to cry. "You guys are my friends, and you guys are friends to each other. Friends like you shouldn't be fighting each other, let alone over me. Look what happened!" she said pointing at the screen. "You two almost died because you were fighting over me! Please don't let something like this ruin your guy's friendship, please!"
Duke and Tristan looked at Serenity, and then looked at each other. "Maybe she has a point," Tristan finally said. He then saw Duke hold out his hand.
"Truce?"
Tristan paused, and then held out his own hand. "Truce," he said as they shook hands. Serenity smiled.
"Thank you," she said. Duke and Tristan smiled at her before Serenity turned towards the video. As soon as she did, Duke and Tristan gave each other an 'its on!' look. Tea saw this and sighed because let's be honest, their fight for Serenity will never end.
-[rest in peace chad from accounting 1979-2009] – "Rest in peace Chad, whom we have never heard of," Bakura said.
-Kaiba: Now give me my stone!-
-Yugi: I don't have your stone, and f*ck you anyway. – "Whoa! Strong language against Richboy Yug," Joey said smiling.
"Well… uh… It's one way to get Kaiba's attention," Yugi said with a small chuckle.
-Yugi: Tell me Shadi, is it true our show was going to be canceled after season two?-
-Shadi: Never fear tiny jew, I am sure the good people at 4Kids will renew you for another season.-
-Yugi: Phew, well that's a load of my mind.-
-Shadi: NOT! – "Canceled? Are these video's going to stop?" Tea asked.
"They can't! These videos are the best!" Joey said. "Especially since my duel with Odion is defiantly next! I can feel it!" Joey then heard laughing, causing him to look around frantically.
"Joey?" Yugi asked.
"Don't' worry about me Yug," he waved off before thinking to himself again. "First, I see people watching me, and then I hear laughter? What is going on?"
Mokuba turned to Kaiba. "Seto, maybe there's more to this Egyptian stuff than we thought. The items, the Ishtars, and now this guy from the video. Maybe there's more merit with all of this…"
"Nonsense!" Kaiba interrupted. "Do you think I'm going to believe in any of this just because it's on a video on the internet? I wouldn't look into it Mokuba, it's nonsense." Mokuba sighed and clicked on the next video.
"If I recall, the next video is with you and Joey," Marik said to Odion. "Are you ready?"
Odion smiled. "I'm always ready.
Oh, and before I forget…
Berfomet had an important question for his friend Gazelle. "I'm… I'm not an asshole, am I?"
You guys answer, is Berfomet an asshole or not?
"What? Who said that?" Joey asked.
Uh oh, I think that's enough for this chapter, so let's answer the reviews real quick.
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danifan3000: She's probably not gonna have good things to say about him...
Xero the Reaper: I'm sorry, I couldn't get him to be in this episode, but I still hope you liked it nonetheless.
raydark182: I wonder when the next season will happen, but we all know it will be worth that wait.
The Sith'ari: I can't wait to write this one. I think the Ishtars will have opinions about seeing their father Hank again.
Miguel: I'm glad you're enjoying the story.
thunderofdeath97: OMG, I've had that same idea, and Ra is raging inside as they keep hitting him! This can apply to any sport with a ball.
Dravid: We'll see that very soon.
Guest #2: Sorry, I couldn't fit him in this chapter, but I still hope you liked it.
thedarkpokemaster: Yep, 4kids will have a point soon in the story.
SuperNova23: That's true, but I do have an idea for the more meta jokes.
Angie200116: Thank you, hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Wingsong5555: Thank you, and those will happen in a different fanfic.
MasamuneNoirPrime: It's too bad DBZ abridged is over...
DWAR: Deleted scenes will be in another fanfic.
Obsidian Nova Arc: Not quite, but he does have another idea (although that would be a cool plot twist).
TheLoZKing: I'm glad you're back! Enjoy the chapter.
jckgwk: They will be fun!
Guest #3: Ah Kuriboh, we all love him.
And now for the final thing I want to say. Because I'm tired of this story not updating as fast as I want, I'm going to make a deadline. The next chapter will be up Novemeber 15th! Until then, stay tuned.
Next Time: Episode 42 - So long & thanks for all the trading cards. Duel Standby!
