A Very Penguin October The return of The Destroyer of Worlds

October 10th 2014

Penguin HQ

2:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time

(Skipper's POV)

We were sleeping soundly when the sound of the TARDIS Materializing ripped us from our slumber. We all woke with a start and headed up the ladder to find the TARDIS on top of the concrete island. "Well Boys let's see what the Doctor wants," I said. "Skipper if The Doctor wakes us up in the middle of the night it must be urgent," Kowalski said. "Why couldn't he had picked any other time other then 2 in the morning!" I replied. "Skipper you have to imprison Kuchinkukan destroyer of worlds," The Doctor said as he opened the TARDIS doors.

"Um…we already did that," Private said, "No magical sword required." "There's no such thing as magic," The Doctor muttered. "Just like there's no such thing as Robin Hood," Clara said, "and need I remind you of our magical friend?" "So why did you ask about Kuchinkukan again?" I asked. "You can't expect to hold him in a vacuum cleaner forever do you?" The Doctor said. "So what do you have in mind," I said. "The prefect Prison," The Doctor replied, "built to hold the most feared being of all of existence." "You mean the Pandorica which was meant to hold you," Kowalski said, "which was wiped from history when you flew it into the exploding TARDIS to end the cracks in time."

"Was it," The Doctor said, "because I found it on display at your local natural history Museum." "Why are we talking about the Pandorica again?" I said. "It will be the prefect place to hold the Destroyer of world for all eternity," The Doctor replied, "but it's only there until around 8:30." "8:30?" "That's when the Pandorica will be loaded onto a truck and taken to the national archive in Washington D.C," The Doctor replied. "Okay boys let's grab the vacuum and head to The Museum of Natural History," I said, "Commence Operation: spirit slammer." "Are you sure that's a good idea," Private said. "Come on Private what's the worst that could happen…Kuchinkukan Escaping?" "I'll guess your right," Private said. "Great," The Doctor replied, "take this Kowalski it should tell you what exhibit hall it's in." "Not that hall," Kowalski said. "The Hall of Avian Extinction!?" "No the Hall of Accursive Artifacts," He replied. "Oh come on really?" "Yes Really." "Okay boys," I said, "off to the museum!"

Private, Rico and I left the habitat while the Doctor told Kowalski the exact number of steps from the entrance to the Pandorica. Kowalski caught up as the last Echo of the TARDIS' dematerialization died out. "Took you long enough," I said. "Sorry Skipper got caught up in a conversation with Clara." "Let's get a move on we're burning daylight already." "Yes Skipper," Private said as we left the Zoo with Kuchinkukan in the vacuum. "I predict that his showboating will begin in about…" "Whatever plan you have to contain me will not work!" Kuchinkukan shouted, "Nothing can hold the destroyer of worlds!" "…Right now," Kowalski muttered. "Ignore it!" I shouted, "Ignore it and we will be fine." "I have a bad feeling about this," Private muttered.