Prelude to the Second DreamWorks War: Revenge of (Prince) Hans
immediately After a very penguin October: Ghost in the TARDIS
October 19th 2014
Central Park, right outside The Zoo
(Skipper's POV)
"Skipper let's take a break from TARDISes for a while," Kowalski suggested. "Agreed," I replied, "but I'm still the mood for an adventure." "I thought we just finished one?" "Private being chased around by whispermen inside the vast TARDIS is not my idea of an adventure," I said, "did we enjoy it?" "Um…No," Private said. "then it wasn't an Adventure," I replied. Just then the Space-Time Teleport started beeping, "Kowalski…Analysis?"
"Oh that's just the 'Time has been messed with alarm'" Kowalski replied, "ooh…" "What does it do exactly," I asked. "Alerts us when Time has been disrupted," Kowalski, "like when an object or bit of technology from today is active in the past. Or when someone who shouldn't have Time Travel has Time Travel. Or both." "Let's assume it's the Or Both," I replied. "The Time disturbance is on the Isle of Berk back in Viking Times." "Time to pay our Viking friends a visit," I said.
Kowalski actived the Teleport, "Kowalski keep that at the ready! Rico run back to base and get supplies!" "I'll go with him!" "You? Kowalski?" "I have something in my lab that can help us," he replied. Several minutes later the two of them returned and Kowalski pushed the button and New York disappeared in a flash.
Several Hours later…
"Kowalski," I said, "we're not in the village." "I miscalculated something," Kowalski said. "Skipper are those warships?" Private said pointing to the distance. "Their Vikings a warrior people of course they have Warships…" I said. "Skipper those do not look like Viking Warships," Kowalski replied, "the designs all wrong 18th century Europe…" I turned to where Private was pointing excepting to see European warships but I saw something else, "Kowalski those are battleships."
"I can't see the flag they fly," Kowalski said. "we need to get a closer look," I said, "Call the Super-plane get it over here!" "Why didn't we had just show up in the Super-plane," Private said. "We sent the Super-plane ahead of us," Kowalski said, "it's on stand by." Moments later the Super-Plane arrived and we climb aboard, "Activate Warp Drive get us behind the fleet…use force when I tell you," I said to the pilot. The Pilot complied and we appeared behind the fleet and we could see the flag. "It's the southern Isles!" Kowalski said. "Rico stealth mode," I said, "Let's listen to what King Hans has to say."
The Super-Plane in stealth mode was positioned over the flagship and we listened. "King Han's your majesty," the captain replied, "the island is in our sights." "Should I ready the anti-dragon guns?" a sailor asked. "No," He replied, "wait until the Vikings make the next move." "Yes my king," he replied. "You can't rewrite History not one line!" The eleventh Doctor shouted. "You can't stop me Doctor no one can stop me," he replied. "IF I had my TARDIS…" "What…run away and never look back?" I said. "what's the Doctor doing down there?" Kowalski asked. "He'll get out of there he got out of uglier situations before," I said, "but the more important question…" "What did he mean by Anti-dragon guns?" Private asked.
"Hiccup won't stand for this," he said. "With these weapons from the future their Dragons won't stand a chance," Hans replied, "Get the prisoner out of my sight." "Yes your Majesty," a guard replied. "They won't let you retreat," The doctor shouted. He turned once more to the Doctor and said, "By the time the attack is over we would be miles and centuries away." "You don't understand Hans," he shouted as he was bragged away, "You will never get away with this!" "We'll see about that Timelord," he replied, "I would have ordered the guards to kill you…but since you will die on Trenzelore what's the point." The Doctor was dragged below decks, how did Hans know about Timelords and Trenzelore? "Skipper," Kowalski said, "something's happening…"
"Dragon!" a sailor shouts. Hans turn to where he was pointing and saw a very familiar shape in the air. "Hiccup," He said, "we meet again." "Ready the Anti-dragon guns!" he declared, "Today is the day the dragons and their riders go extinct!" "For the Southern Isles!" the cry echoed across the fleet. "Prepare to fire!" he shouted as the sky began to fill with dragons and the battle cries of the Vikings. "Kowalski ready the lasers," I said, "destroy whatever their going to fire." Kowalski when up the the laser controls and aimed at the ship. "Fire!" Hans shouted as a gun swiveled into firing position and … Exploded. "Skipper," Kowalski said, "we can't do this alone…" "I know…deactivate stealth mode! Man the battle stations! Fire at Will!" Kowalski, Private, Phil, Mason, and I ran to their battle stations while the pilot deployed the banana gun.
"why are do we even care?" Private asked, "the Vikings can handle themselves." I turned to Private and said, "No…not with this." Our attack continued and the ships began to retreat. "Look at them shatter," I exclaim, "Keep up the barrage! And Deploy banana gun!" "Skipper's theirs too many ships we can't take out all of their guns!" "We must Kowalski the southern isles aren't supposed to have those weapons nor are they suppose to be in this time period!" "We Need Backup!" a barrage of white lights appeared below us and hit several ships setting them ablaze. "How about Night furies?" I said. "Yeah that would help." "You!" a familiar voice shouted, "I will not allow you to intervene in my plans." Well so much for not having to deal with him face-to-face…
