Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots

Fem-Thor Chapter 1

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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"So... I was just swinging around; doing my thing, when suddenly BOOM! Thunder strike! I follow it and find Thor fighting the Enchantress and the Absorbing Man. I try to help my buddy Thor and then BOOM! Right through FIVE Buildings!" Spidey groaned, sitting in what felt like defeat in a pile of rubble.

"Urgh...I hate people with the strength of a freaking freighter train using me as their punching bag..." Spidey groaned "I'm not invincible like you guys you know!" he yelled out to no-one "And I'm shouting at the air..."

He could hear the yelling and the hitting from where he was. What was this fight even ABOUT?! Well... if he had to guess... the Enchantress was controlling Absorbing Man and trying to make Thor her boyfriend. Well, THAT wasn't going to work. Now he didn't want to be mean to the guy and heck he even dated Jane Forster at a time, he had also heard Thor had slept with SHE-HULK! But something about the guy seemed... off to Peter, he noticed the warrior staring at his fellow male Heroes. Oh god it could be weird! He thought the others just either didn't notice or ignored it.

"Hey Enchantress I called the Halloween shop, they want their costumes back!" Peter called back to distract the magic user.

"Are you sure you aren't a cockroach? Because I can't KILL YOU!" Enchantress seethed

"Trust me, MANY people have tried." Peter chuckled "But you'd really like me if you got to know me, a LOT of people do! ... That or they hate me, one or the other."

"ARGH! Just SHUT UP!" Enchantress used Absorbing Man to attack him

"No you don't!" Thor used his hammer to stop Absorbing man

The hammer hit the Absorbing Man in the face, sending him flying, as the hammer landed next to Peter while Amora and Thor began to battle

"Excuse me for a sec." Peter shot two threads of webbing onto Absorbing Man's wrecking ball and began to spin it around "Thor! Heads up!" and threw it at Enchantress

The female Asgardian reacted first though, shooting a wave if magic at the God of Thunder that sent HIM into the wrecking ball making him yell in pain as his spine was hit the wrong way.

"SHIT!" Peter exclaimed

"Fool Spider! Your Thunder God friend will pay for your blunder!" Enchantress proclaimed

Peter glared and did the only thing he could think of...He grabbed the hammer.

"Fool. Only those who are worthy can lift Mjolnir. You AREN'T worthy!" Enchantress taunted

"Listen to your own words: Shut up!" Peter gripped Mjolnir tighter and attempted to lift the Asgardian weapon. And with a mighty grunt he not only lifted the enchanted hammer, he THREW it into Amour's gut.

"WHAT?!" Amora gasped in shock... before the hammer sent her flying, before it fell to the floor

Peter panted in shock, not only did he just throw THE heaviest hammer in all of existence but he took on an Asgardian witch. "I guess this puts me on Hulk's "Who's Strongest" List..."

Acting quickly he ran, grabbing the hammer as he went, and re-engaged the Sorceress as Thor reawakened

"Thank you Spider-Man..." Thor awoke in a daze.

"No problem...You're gonna need this." Spider-Man handed Mjolnir to Thor without looking at the Asgardian

Thor reached for the hammer with a smile, when Spidey noticed Enchantress fired a wave of green magic at them.

"Look out!" Peter called, pushing Thor away before he swung the Asgardian weapon against the eave of magic causing green thunder to blast all over the place.

"ARGH!" Enchantress and Thor were blasted with the magic.

The entire energy pulsed around the three of them only Peter was unaffected; as the magic and smoke cleared Peter stood tall wearing Asgardian armour that was reminiscent of Thor's. "Wow...now I know why Thor like's hitting people with this...Mjolnir ROCKS!" Peter laughed

He looked down at himself, shocked that his costume now looked like a cross between his and Thor's. He had blue versions if Thor's boots with a white web pattern to it, his trousers where red with silver kneepads and a black web-pattern, his shirt was his normal one but with the disc like patterns of Thor's costume, a BLUE cape instead of Thor's red one with a red Spider on the back of it, his arms where sleeveless with large silver gauntlets that had gold Spider designs with rubies imbedded on their thoraxes. He looked up at a mirror of a building to see his mask had changed into what looked like a helmet styled after his mask, the eyes being replaced with a white eyelike visor, and his helmet was red with gold webbing.

"Whoa...I look...damn..." Peter observed in awe.

"Err..." A voice groaned faintly behind him

"THOR!" Peter started to move the rubble "Hang on, I'll get you outta there...what the hell?!"

Laying there was...honestly...a SMOKING hot babe! She had long blonde hair that nearly reached her knees and blue eyes, soft features that where clearly feminine but also looked strong...and she was wearing Thor's costume!

"Err...Spider-Man...?" The woman asked trying to get her focus back to her eyes.

"I don't...believe this..."Peter gasped "Hang on. I'm getting you out of here."

"Urgh...I'll...I'll make that Spider pay..." Enchantress groaned moving the rubble away from her

"Oh great not now!" Peter groaned trying to hold onto this woman wearing Thor's clothes "How does he...oh yeah!" Peter thought of something "Err...Heimdall, portal!" he proclaimed then was transported out of there by the Bifrost and its keeper.

He and the woman appeared from a shining rainbow light, in front of the golden armoured knight.

"Welcome home My Prince...Spider-Man? Who is this? And why are you wearing the garb of our Prince of Asgard?" Heimdall asked

"Trust me I'll explain later but I need to get her to a hospital or a healing ward or something!" Peter explained

"Of course. Follow me." Heimdall pointed the direction as he closed the Bifrost.

Peter nodded, holding her in his arms as he followed the golden armoured god as they headed towards a hospital.

*time skip*

"And that's the story Heimdall." Peter explained, the woman now in a hospital gown being looked over by Asgardian physicians

"I see. I am sorry; I do not know what happened. I was looking elsewhere." The watcher of Asgard said

"...Looking at naked girls?" Peter joked, to which Heimdall glared "Shutting up. But still... I still don't understand where Thor went why was that girl wearing his cloths and what happened to me?" Peter asked, holding Mjolnir high

"I believe I can answer that." The voice of Odin said, the king of the gods entering

"My King!" Heimdall bowed

"Odin? What are you talking about? Where's Thor?" Spider-Man asked

"THAT is Thor. The REAL Thor." Odin said, pointing at the woman in the bed

"... WHAT?!" Peter yelled in disbelief

"Huh, but-she-he...THOR HAS TITS?!" Peter's brain was malfunctioning since everyone knew Thor as a man...although with what Thor was like around some of the others made COMPLETE sense.

"Yes. Thor is my daughter; AND as you so bluntly put it "tits"." Odin deadpanned

"But... but... HOW?!" Peter yelled

"When she was born, it was an age where a Princess would he looked down apon and seen as weak. And I had no son at the time. So... I used magic to cast a transformation spell that made her a male permanently. Or it was SUPPOSE to as the chaotic magic from you battle somehow broke the spell." Odin explained

Spider-Man looked at Mjolnir and thought 'Thor's been a girl all this time? Talk about living a lie...' He then turned to Odin and asked "Did she know?"

"No. With her permanent change... there was no reason to tell her." Odin sighed

"So you lied to her all her life just to protect her from being called "weak"? Sounds like a petty excuse Odin." Spider-Man answered

"I did what was needed for my daughter at the time! Eventually they were seen as equals by then Thor was an adult, it was better to let him to continue thinking the lie was reality then to make him question his entire existence." Odin defended sadly

"You...Heimdall you watch over Earth and the rest of the Nine Realms right?" Spider-Man asked

"That is correct." Heimdall answered

"Tell Me and Odin what you saw when you were observing Thor." Spider-Man asked

"When?"

"Yeah, when. When was the last time you saw him-her...THOR. Acting like a girl." Peter explained

"Hmmm... This morning when he spent half an hour on his hair." The Asgardian said, tapping his chin

"That's generic." Odin answered

"Don't butt in." Spider-Man snapped back

"And there was last Friday when the Prince... Princess was checking out Spider-Man's backside." Heimdall continued

"See, no straight guy does that! Say what?!" Spider-Man pointed out then deadpanned

"He was checking out your buttocks last Friday at the Avenger's party." Heimdall replied

"I heard THAT bit!" Spider-Man shouted

"Hmm..." Thor began to awake.

"And so did the princess of Asgard." Peter deadpanned

"F... father? Sp... Spider-Man?" She muttered as she awoke "What happened? Wait... what is wrong with my voice?!"

"Ask your dad. He's got some explaining to do." Peter answered

"Father?" Thor asked

"Thor...my child...When you were born...you were born as a girl." Odin began to explain albeit VERY awkwardly.

"... Oh very funny Father." Thor laughed, not noticing her body yet

"Thor...X-Y-C." Spider-Man pointed

"Examine my chest?" Thor wondered then looked down, seeing a pair of size-D cup breasts.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed... VERY femininely, making her blush

"Lungs like her mother." Odin rubbed his ears

"What? I can't hear you!" Peter shouted with his hands rubbing his ears

"W... what?!" Thor muttered

"What...what sorcery is this?" Thor asked grabbing her breasts trying to get some answers

"It was mine. You were born a girl and I tried to enforce your reign as "prince" so I used magic to transform you into a boy." Odin answered

"THAT CAN'T BE!" She yelled... still playing with her breasts

"Can you...STOP with the...fondling please?" Peter asked trying not to get caught blushing.

"Huh?" She-Thor asked

"Oh..." She-Thor tucked her hands away. "Spider-Man...You're wearing Asgardian armour."

"Yeah...cause of your favourite toy...WHY did I say that?!" Spidey answered revealing Mjolnir then instantly regretting his choice of words.

"You lifted it?" She gasped in shock

"Yeah...I got it after Enchantress redirected Absorption Man's wrecking ball into your back...which admittedly I swung at her." Peter explained bearing the responsibility of proxy

"It is fine; I did not react fast enough." Thor reassured him "But Mjolnir does not simply give armour to any who lifts it."

"Yeah...what's that about?" Spider-Man asked Odin.

"It does that when it chooses a new wielder." Odin sighed

"You mean..." Spider-Man slowly began to understand

"You are now Thor...Me I'm...I'm no-one..." She-Thor frowned

"That is NOT true." Peter said seriously, sitting next to her and hugging her "Listen here. I MAY have gained the powers of the God of Thunder but YOU are Thor. YOU are one of Earth's greatest heroes. Asgard's GREATEST hero. You are NOT 'no-one'."

She-Thor accepted the hug and thought 'He's so warm...' But her mouth went "Thank you Peter."

"You're welcome miss 'stare at Spidey's ass'." He joked

She-Thor giggled "Didn't you mind?"

"Err... You stopped your old-timey talk." Peter blushed

"I guess you did me a favour releasing me from the spell." She-Thor answered

"Why?"

"Because it's not weird for the both of us now?" She-Thor explained

"Got me there." Peter thought since she had observed his "hot ass"

"Wait... Are you implying something?" He asked with a raised eyebrow

"Yes...what do you mean daughter?" Odin asked

"I-I-I only mean..." She-Thor blushed

"Oh...boy..." Peter blushed under his helmet.

"Well?" Odin glared

"Over the years I have...admittedly...grown fond of you Peter." She-Thor answered

"... Oh god..." Peter muttered

"I will not allow this!" Odin stood up

"Father?" She-Thor asked

"What?!" Peter followed up

"My daughter will NOT be party with a human." Odin proclaimed

"She was when she was a he! She dated Jane Foster! She pounded She-Hulk!" Peter babbled

"She was a man not a girl!" Odin answered "I won't have her defiled by a human!"

"Dude, that was slightly sexist." Peter deadpanned

"VERY sexist father." Thor glared

"I am the All-Father AND your father Thor. I forbid you from this courting!" Odin answered

"Father..." She-Thor looked straight at him.

"To your own domain Spider-Man. I need to talk to my daughter..." Odin ordered Spider-Man

Peter just glared at Odin before he sighed "I'll see you later Thor Odindaughter." He smiled at her before he left with Heimdall to the Bifrost.

As Spider-Man and Heimdall walked to the Bifrost, the Asgardian Gate Keeper stopped him "You're not going without the Princess are you?" He asked

"Not on her life." Peter answered as he saw the inscription on Mjolnir:

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor"

'You proved to me that I'm worthy...now to prove it to myself.' Peter thought

To be continued