Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots

Fem-Loki Chapter 1

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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hollowichigo12

This was a good chapter but Jarvis had me confused because at times he sound like he did in the Iron Man movies and at other times it sounded like he had a physical body so which is it?

Answer: It's sort of in between…I and Grey, mostly me, wrote him without difference.

Out in the hidden areas of Asgard a shadow had observed Thor's new predicament. "..." the shadow slunk back through the special passages in Asgard.

"Mistress..." The shadow spoke softly

"What is it?" A sinister sounding maiden responded on a throne of ice

"Thor has lost her hammer, she is weakened." The shadow answered

"So my idiot brother has...wait? Did you just say "SHE"?" The maiden asked. It was Loki she had reverted to her normal womanly figure as she was tired of living a lie in a man's body.

"Yes. It seems, like you, she was disguised as a man. But unlike you, it was not her doing and she did not even know her own true gender." The shadow confirmed

"Interesting...I KNEW Odin was hiding a secret from Thor...but THIS a-ha, ha...THIS I never dreamed of...Who currently wields Mjolnir?" Loki laughed

"A Red and Blue garbed man with webbing and spiders for motif." The Shadow answered honestly

"Spider-Man...HE is worthy of Mjolnir?" Loki snapped

"Yes Mistress. I saw it myself." The Shadow answered again.

Loki pondered "Perhaps...I can turn this to my advantage...Spider-man has no knowledge on the full power of Mjolnir." She grinned

*on Earth*

Peter cheered as he web-swung through New York, his new strength making him move nearly five times as fast

"YAHOO!" Spider-Man flew around "What the? Vulture?" Peter saw the green clad flying villain

"Spider-Man? Why are you dressed like that? Fancy dress party?" Vulture sneered as he cut the web-line "One squashed Spider!"

"Is that so?" Peter flew spinning Mjolnir by its strap

And he took off flying, right behind Vulture "You know Toomes, that trick is kinda old."

"W... what?!" Vulture yelled in shock at the sight of a FLYING Spider-Man

"I got an upgrade!" Spider-Man struck Mjolnir into Toomes's stomach knocking him out. Peter grabbed Vulture mid-air so he didn't plummet to the ground. "Time for retirement home Adrian."

It had been an interesting week since he got Thor's hammer. And he had been trying hard to make Thor proud.

"Okay, that was: The Wrecking Crew, Rhino AND Vulture this week...but these guys are small compared to Thor's enemies...but if I take on a Frost Giant I'll prove my idiocy...NOT worth." Peter put Mjolnir in his costume and web-swung away. He landed on top of the Empire State Building and looked to the sky...TRYING to speak to Thor herself.

"I am trying my best Thor, I am. I hope you're getting use to your true self, that you are doing okay. And I hope I am making you proud." he said with a small smile

"Oh...saying sweet words to my sister?" A female voice spoke behind him.

"What? Who's there?" Spider-Man turned around pulling Mjolnir out from his costume

"Pity. I thought you'd get her by now..." the voice had its origin appear before him Loki. Dressed in a green dress garnished with golden armour and bustier.

"Loki... what are you doing here?" Peter asked, reaching for the magical hammer at his hip slowly

"Same thing as you Spider-Man: Trying to talk to my sister." Loki smiled slyly

"How do you know Thor's a girl?" Spider-Man asked slowly gripping Mjolnir.

"I have my way. Don't reach for the hammer; I know ways into Asgard that not even Heimdall doesn't know." Loki circled around him

"Why do you want to talk to Thor?"

"Can't gods talk to each other?" Loki asked

"Not when one of us is the God of Mischief." Peter retorted

"Goddess. I shed that male facade ages ago, couldn't stand it anymore." Loki answered

"THAT explains why you're showing a lot of leg." Peter pointed at the exposed slender leg of Loki.

"Do you like it?" Loki playfully teased

"... No." Peter gulped

"Don't you want to see Thor?" Loki teased

"Yeah, of course I do." Peter answered

"Well, then I need some "incentive" to get you Asgard." Loki smiled

"What do you want out of it Loki?" Peter asked tentative

"Oh, nothing much." Loki grinned

"And that is?" Peter scoffed

"Let me be your lover." Loki boldly spoke bearing a sly and seductive grin on her face.

"Oh... wait... WHAT?!"

"I'm done trifling in the affairs of mortals and gods. I just want to have a quiet life now." Loki explained showing a BIT more skin enticing Peter.

"Sorry if I call bullshit on this." Peter backed off a little bit

"It's the truth." Loki answered

"Yea right. The 'truth' from the Goddess of 'lies'." Peter scoffed

"Even lies can become truth." Loki smiled "Just look at fate. People know FATE is a lie but given enough time IT becomes truth."

"That..." Peter got confused "Is POSSIBLY true."

"So...do we have an accord? I take you to my sister and I become your lover?" Loki asked expecting an answer

"Seriously? THAT is your deal?" Peter deadpanned

"Of course...unless you don't WANT to see my sister..." Loki answered with a cat like smile knowing she had him.

"... Fine." Peter growled

"Excellent. What say, you and I go and..." Loki smiled looping her leg around Peter

"Not yet! First we get Thor!" Peter blushed under his helmet mask

"Spoil sport. Still a deal is a deal." Loki answered honoring her bargain walking off to a door.

"Wait where're you going? I thought we were going to Asgard?" Peter asked

"Oh we are. You just need to know which door to open." Loki opened a door to a golden hall that was styled in Asgardian decor.

"That's not YOUR place is it?" Peter deadpanned

Loki gasped dramatically "Do you REALLY think THAT little of me?"

"... Yes." He nodded

Peter looked Loki up and down as he followed her. Her green dress was tight so it stuck her ass and while it reached her ankles, there where cuts on both side of it that reached her hips. She had a large brown belt and a green cloak, her gold chest armour being all that covered her chest as her dress revealed a teasing amount of cleavage. And her dress had very loose green sleeves, made out of very thin translucent green cloth so her pale arms where on full display.

"You enjoying this Spider?" Loki teased

"Let's just get Thor." Peter remained on task as they walked through the door.

"I know you like the sight." Loki smiled as they arrived in Asgard

"Okay, I like it. Can we get back to saving Thor please?" Peter admitted and deadpanned

"Hmm." Loki smiled as she pulled up Peter's mask and kissed him

Peter was shocked, trying to break the kiss... but her lips DID feel and taste really nice

"Nice wasn't it?" Loki smiled

"Err...Yeah..." Peter blushed

"Let's go find my sister." Loki rubbed her nose on his

"O... okay." Peter said, shocked at Loki showing such affection

"Thor should be this way." Loki pointed

"How'd you know that?" Peter asked

"I sneak into her room from time to time and messed with her stuff growing up." Loki admitted

"So you were a prankster since you were little?" Peter quipped "Why am I not surprised."

"She also stole my Frozen dolls when I was five." Loki mumbled hopefully so Peter couldn't hear

"Sorry what was that?" Peter double-took

"Nothing." Loki blushed

"Nononono! You did NOT just say 'she stole your FROZEN doll'!" Peter said, holding back laughter

"Our mother went with us to the future; we went to Disney Land..." Loki began to admit. "I got the four main characters."

'Man! Never took Loki for a Frozen fan...though she IS a Frost Giant Asgardian...' Peter thought as he followed Loki to Thor's room "What about Odin? Didn't he go with you?"

Loki stopped and slowly turned around she sighed heavily "He got drunk the night before and forced himself to get a hangover. So his "masculinity" wouldn't be damaged."

"I'm going to give Odin a "Best Ever Dad" mug cause he sounds like it." Peter spoke sarcastically.

"Yes he is." She said sarcastically

Peter nodded and carefully approached the door. He knocked on it to get her attention "Thor, Thor! We're here to..." Peter whispered only to be shot down

"Go away!" Thor's now female voice cried out

"Thor it's me, it's Spider-Man!" Peter answered

"You're lying! Stop tormenting me!" Thor shouted choking back tears

"Is...Is she crying?" Loki asked sounding concerned

"Thor..." Peter was sad in the week he was away from her. He opened the door slowly and saw the female Thor crying on her bed clutching something in her hand.

"Spider, grab her and let's go. I'm not sure when Odin's guards will be back." Loki answered

"Well distract them. Your job description is mischief right?" Peter asked

"Yeah." Loki got a small smile creeping on her face

"So, cause mischief." Peter spoke

"Got it." Loki winked back.

Loki ran off, ready to cause of her classic pranks, while Peter slowly walked towards Thor. He gently placed Mjolnir on the ground next to Thor's bed before he sat next to her

"Why...why do you torment me?" Thor cried

"I'm not tormenting you...I'm really here." Peter placed his hand on the princess

She stopped shivering in place "S-Spider-Man?" She asked

"Yeah. Yeah it's me." Peter removed his mask so she could see his face; cause he bet not even Odin knew what he REALLY looked like.

Thor looked at him and grabbed him as much as she could, still clutching a small object in her hand. "It's you...you're here!" She cried

Peter calmed her down "Hush, hush...it's okay...I'm here." He felt something stick in his back. He asked kindly "Is there something in your hand?"

Thor quickly pulled her hands behind her back "No. There-there's nothing!" She defended

"Come on you can tell me." Peter reassured her.

Thor reluctantly produced a well-kept Elsa doll; they looked as neat and preserved right out of the box. "So much for the "Big, Strong, Masculine, God of Thunder." Right Spider-Man?"

"Let me guess...Loki's doll...Right?" Peter smirked

"Y-yeah...I took them...I remember that day...and it was the last thing I remember us doing anything together we both enjoyed." Thor confessed "When Loki left to train magic and Father took me for fighting, I took them just to hold onto that memory."

"Listen me and your sister are going to get you outta here." Peter put his mask on

"My sister...Loki has transformed back to normal?" Thor asked

"Yeah she has, but we gotta move come on!" Peter egged her on

"Okay!" Thor wiped her tears "Wait there's something else I need to get!" She answered grabbing a satchel and finding three other dolls: Sven, Kristoph and Anna. Including EVERYTHNG else in in her room. "An enchanted satchel." She explained with a smile

"I think Loki'll appreciate that." Peter smiled as the two exited the now empty room.

"Hello Spider-Man." A kind voice spoke outside the door

"Ah!" Peter jumped aiming his web-shooters in that direction and saw a kind elderly woman in a blue dress which reminded Peter of his Aunt May.

"Mother!" Thor gasped "What're you...?" Before she could finish she was hushed.

"Come." Frigga lead them. "I heard mischief being conceived and immediately knew it was Loki. She was always one for tricks. I never agreed to this my daughter; I only want what's best for you." She spoke kindly as the ruckus of the shouting and destruction of Loki muffled their voices

"I don't understand..." Thor asked

"I think she didn't want you in your room being something you aren't." Peter tied to decipher it.

"Exactly." Frigga answered as she lead them to the hidden passage Loki found. "Loki told me where this passage was. She trusted me more than Odin and for good reason."

"This's my sister." Thor smiled

And in a puff of green smoke Loki appeared "Hello mother. Ah good you've got her, let's go!"

"Thank you Lady Frigga." Peter bowed

"Oh don't bow my dear. After all, you're the only thing my daughters ever talked about when they were growing up. You're practically my son-in-law." Frigga smiled "You best leave."

"Err...say what now?" Peter asked as he was shoved through the passage to Earth.

"Goodbye mother. I hope to see you again." Thor bid her goodbye

"You will my dear." Frigga smiled as her two daughters left and closed the portal behind them.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" Odin's roar of anger echoed through Asgard

*on Earth*

"I can't believe we just did that!" Peter panted hearing Odin's roar before the portal closed

"Believe it Spider, we've made history." Loki cheered

"I haven't heard him roar like that since we told him about going to the amusement park when we were five." Thor commented

"Feels good doesn't it?" Loki smiled

"I believe so." Thor smiled

"... I forgot the hammer!" Peter suddenly yelled, forgetting to pick it up as the group ran away

"Fear not, Mjolnir returns to its wielder when he wishes it." Thor explained

"So what? Do I do just stick out my hand and say: Mjolnir to me! Is that right?" Peter asked half sarcastically

The hammer suddenly flew through the air and into Peter's hand, sending him to the ground in shock

"No, you just will it." Thor shrugged

"Ow...good hammer..." Peter groaned

"You must show me your home Spider-Man, I am eager...to see it! Eager to see it." Thor blushed

"Sure...you are." Loki rolled her eyes knowing the same feeling that her sister was feeling.

"What?" Thor asked, blushing brightly

"Nothing." Loki sang as she walked over to Peter and pulled him to his feet, pushing her chest against his arm "So... let's go home lover."

"L-lover?!" Thor was embarrassed to hear it and she turned her back on him.

"Thor wait!" Peter reached out

"No! I thought you came for me! Now I see that you've only come to drive me deeper down! I cared for you!" Thor cried but was kissed by the thunder empowered Wall-Crawler.

"Whoa. Nice move." Loki commented

"W... what?" Thor muttered as Peter broke the kiss

"I DID come for you. I had to become her lover in exchange for her to show me how to get in and free you." Peter explained

"You-you did that for me?" Thor blushed

"Of course I did." Peter stroked her cheek.

"Thank you." Thor whispered, hugging him

"Well then, to our home then." Loki smiled.

"What? Oh...yeah." Peter was stunned then suddenly realised "Let's head home. I'm not up for Odin's Wrath QUITE yet."

"And then... I can feel those 'skilled' fingers of yours, Lover." Loki flirted as she showed off her leg

"You may have your legs dear sister. But I have the bigger chest." Thor smiled triumphantly

"Yes but you don't know how to use a female body." Loki grinned, posing sexily

"LALALALALALA!" Peter called, hands over his eyes as he tried to block out the arguing sisters

His life just became a HELL of a lot more complicated.

To be continued

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