Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots
Wanda Wilson Chapter 1
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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Chapter 1
"Ah, New York. If you can make it here you can make it anywhere...at least that's what Hollywood says. But what do they know? They're HOLLYWOOD!" A red and black suited woman sat upon a building roof drawing the Chrysler Building covered with machine gun turrets.
The woman's long blonde hair, which was tied into a ponytail, blew in the wind as she relaxed
This was Wanda Wilson, Lady Deadpool. She is from an alternate dimension but she is in the main universe because... well... she was bored.
"What to do, what to do..." Wanda wondered "Weaver dropped me here and what is she expecting me to do?" She then saw a red and blue spandex wearing hero swinging around the city "Whoa-ho HELLO!" She got hearts springing from her eyes "Who is THAT hunk?"
Seeing the figure flip and swing, she quickly worked out who it is "Oh it's Spider-Man! This is so clear now! Weaver dropped me here so I could be united with my soul mate, Spider-Man! Thank you, you sexy web-farting girl you!"
Wanda grabbed her binoculars and saw Spider-Man through them and sighed contently following him around "Such a hunk, a sexy, sexy MAN!" she fell off the roof and landed straight on mugger that was running from his victim at a nearby ATM.
"Ow..." The mugger groaned lying flat on the concrete floor
"Oh...you GIT!" Wanda slammed her foot into the mugger's head.
"YOU STOPED ME FROM STARING AT THE SEXIEST MAN EVER!" she snarled, before she stormed off
"What did I do?" The mugger asked only to be handcuffed by the police. "Oh..."
"Let's see...he went over this way...following the wind direction, combined with the amount of buildings..." Wanda pulled a chalkboard and wrote down a bunch of doodles and hearts with Spider-Man and her together "Hmm...Eh, I'll just get a taxi. TAXI!"
"Follow that Spider!" Wanda pointed through the window
"That's been there all day." the driver spoke
"Not THAT spider!" She turned his head to Spider-Man who was web-swinging through eighth avenue "THAT Spider!"
"Yes Ma'am!" he drove
Wanda had her head hanging out the window, grinning widely as she stared at Spidey
'Hello sexy ass!' Wanda thought
"Could you put your head back in the window? That's illegal and not safe!" the driver asked
"I'm paying you to drive NOT talk! Floor it!" Wanda shouted as they continued to follow Spider-Man down the street.
"Why are we chasing him anyway?!" The drivee snapped
"Does THIS satisfy you?" Wanda asked throwing a large amount of bills at the driver
"Following Spider-Man." he answered
"Come to me my darling. Come to me." She whispered crazily
"One Way Street!" He slammed the breaks
"WHAAA!" she flew out from the window and landed in a pillow store. "Wow...fluffy landing."
She hummed happily; about to fall asleep as the fluffy took over her... And imagined her stud Spider-Man was lying next to her
"Spider-Man..." She mumbled
"Hey! You okay?" a voice asked kindly worried about her
"Huh?" She muttered, her eyes flickering open "Wow... world's spinning."
"Are you okay miss?" Wanda's vision was no longer blurred and saw Spider-Man
"MUCH better..." She coyly smiled under her mask "My darling!" She called, jumping at him and hugging him tightly
"Ack! Hey, just...could you. Let go, please?" Spider-Man struggled from her death grip hug "Help! Hero in danger!"
"You're in danger?! I'LL KILL THEM!" Wanda screamed protectively, pulling his face into her ample chest
"Humph! Can't breathe...Breasts. Too Big." Spidey answered unintentionally vibrating Wanda's breasts
Wanda moaned softly then pulled him out of her chest "Naughty boy." She flirted
"*Deep breath* Naughty...? Are you crazy? What's with you? WHO are you?" Spidey asked
"I'm Lady Deadpool, your Soul Mate Spidey!" She called with a wide grin
"Lady...DEADPOOL? As in "Deadpool" Deadpool? The Merc With The Mouth? The Regenerating Degenerate? The Ninja Spider-Man?" Spider-Man asked
"I'm his female dimensional counterpart." Wanda smiled cutely.
"Nuh-uh! Your bodies too good to be that wacko's alternate gender reality person!" Spidey gasped
"You think my body's good?" Wanda pushed her breasts out and acted cute
"Err..." Spidey muttered, blushing as a crowed was gathering
"I, err, gotta go!" Spider-Man hook-shot away
"Playing hard to get? I play harder!" Wanda smiled
*time skip*
"I can't believe that Deadpool's alternate has a crush on me...no crush is too small, more like an obsession." He told himself
He landed on a lamppost near Central Park... When he heard wedding bells
"Huh. Weddings in Central park, nothing like it." Spider-Man thought kindly. The sight, the sunshine, the festivities; it was good for people to have some sense of normality in their lives.
Feeling like seeing such a happy sight he jumped down and walked through the park. Passing decorations and chairs and... Soon... he arrived at the middle of the park where the alter was set up, and only a priest was there
"Huh?" He muttered in confusion, walking towards the priest "Hey pal, what's going on?"
"I'm sorry sir; she had a gun to my head." The priest said quickly
"... She?" Spidey muttered before he heard the traditional 'Here comes the bride' tune play, turning around to see Lady Deadpool walking down the aisle. She was wearing a 'sexy' white wedding dress atop her costume with her mask rolled up to her nose with a mad grin on her face, a set of red roses in her hands.
"What the hell?!" Spider-Man deadpanned
"Nuh-uh dear. No swearing in front of a priest." Wanda smiled
"Oh no..." Peter facepalmed
"Go on, good sir; get on with the ceremony please." Wanda grinned
"*Gulp* D-D-Dearly beloved we're gathered here today; to witness the union of Spider-Man and Lady Deadpool." The Priest stuttered in fear
"Don't I get a say in this?" Spider-Man asked
"Shh! Don't ruin the moment." Wanda hushed him
"Now do you, Lady DeaDpool, take the *gulp* 'Sex-tacular' Spider-Man to be your husband?" The Priest asked nervously
"Sure as hell I do!" Lady D grinned
"Didn't you say it was bad to swear in front of a priest?" Spider-Man asked as he tried to leave but couldn't "Why can't I move?"
"I put a chain on your ankle." Wanda explained
"Do you the "Sex-tacular", forgive me Lord, Spider-Man take Lady "Double D" Deadpool to be your wife?" The Priest asked begging forgiveness and hoping to keep his head.
"... Double D?" Spidey asked in confusion before he realized it was a boob joke and facepalmed "Oh... rats."
"Mr Spider-Man, DO you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" The Priest insisted they move it along.
"... Erm..." he muttered, unsure what to say
Wanda was expectant of what he'll say next, the Priest was nodding to get him to say "yes" since he didn't want his head blown clean off.
"... Yes?" Spidey shrugged
"ThenInowpronounceyoumanandwife! Don't kill me!" the priest sped the last part
"YES!" Wanda cheered for joy. She jumped up and hugged him, laughing happily.
"You may kiss the bride." The Priest slid away as to not incur any wrath.
"Pucker up Husband!" Wanda smiled
"Now wait a..." Peter started before Wanda pulled his mask up and kissed him passionately
"Hmm..." Wanda used her tongue, passionately dancing with Spider-Man's
"Wait!" Spider-Man pulled back gasping for air.
"What? We're married now. It's allowed." Wanda spoke "Besides, it was kiss the bride time. Now pucker up Hubby!"
"Just. Just hang on." Spider-Man created a sphere of webbing surrounding the pair of them
"Ooh...kinky. And we haven't even made reservations here." Wanda teased
Peter felt like laughing and groaning at the same time.
"Just...hang on a minute. Why? Why do you like me? What's with this whole wedding thing?" Spider-Man asked
"You are so hot and awesome!" She said, basically fangirling
"THAT'S the reason? I don't even know what you look like, or even your real name." Spider-Man answered pulling his mask down.
"Wanda Wilson." She smiled, pulling her mask off revealing her beautiful face and long blonde hair
Spider-Man was stunned to see such a beautiful woman under the hood of Deadpool the inside of his head was wolf whistling while his conscience was saying...well more shouting "SHE'S A FREAKING DEADPOOL CORPS MEMBER ARE YOU NUTS?!"
"Your turn." Wanda blushed
"Huh? Oh, right..." Spider-Man removed his mask and revealed Peter Parker.
"Knew it." She shrugged "But you're VERY sexy to look at."
"So...okay...This is different. I guess." Peter answered
"Different how? I know I'm going to be happy being Mrs Wanda Parker."
"Yeah...I meant for me." Peter explained rubbing the back of his head.
"... how?" She asked cutley
"Well, I'm married for one. I didn't know my wife until ten seconds ago."
"Actually it was nearly two hours ago." She corrected
"What?" Peter asked
"Nothing." Wanda smiled
Peter sighed, rubbing his forehead. But he did have to admit she looked spectacular in her cloths
"What're you thinking husband?" Wanda walked closer
"I... err..." he muttered, blushing
"Come on...we're married, there's no reason for you to hide things from me..." Wanda smiled holding up her bouquet.
"I... err... thought you looked good with the dress and costume?"
"Really?" Wanda's eyes were fluttering
"Well yeah." Peter answered
"Oh Husband!" Wanda threw the bouquet and tackle hugged him to the ground the proceeded to smother him with kisses
Peter yelped, surprised as she kissed him
"Where're we going for the honeymoon?" She asked
"H... H... Honeymoon?" He gulped
"I'm thinking...Hawaii or Paris...maybe Tokyo...oh Mexico...or maybe somewhere with some action like...Battle World!" Wanda listed off
"NO! NOT Battle World!" Peter snapped at hearing the word
"How about...?" Wanda thought of some of the most "excitable" places they could go
"How about my place?" Peter quickly suggested
"Oh, sure." She grinned
"But don't you mean: OUR place?" Wanda cuddled up to him
"...Sure." Peter thought carefully 'Oh god, what did I get into?' He thought
To be continued
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