Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots

The Stepford Cuckoo's Chapter 1

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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Author Note: You wanted them let's see how the Three-In-One deal with love of a Spider.

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Chapter 1

The Xavier Institute, a safe haven for all new Mutants who wish to share with the world their powers, thoughts and dreams to help unify the bridge between Mutants and Humans. Among these learned halls were three girls, each walking astride each other; each with blonde hair and fair skin. They seemed mirror images of each other...which made them more appealing yet taboo.

They all had nicely developed bodies, although it was still clear that they had more to go. They all had bright blue eyes, which many found unnerving from how cold they seemed

"Celeste..." One of the girls asked "People are staring at us again."

Celeste turned to her sister "I know. But that's their choice Phoebe."

Mindee turned to her sisters "We can always leave. We can ask to leave."

"Then let's leave. I hate them always staring at us." Phobe sighed

"We need permission though." Celeste answered

"We can ask Professor Jean." Mindee recommended

"AHHHHH!" A voice was being thrown through a wall then a window into the thorn bush outside.

"You're a bastard Scott!" Jean shouted

"Think we did the right thing there?" Phoebe asked

"It's Scott Summers. Of course we did the right thing." Celeste answered

*timeskip*

"New York City. A good place to hide." Mindee spoke

"No professors." Celeste added

"No more lecherous fellow students." Phoebe smiled

"TAXI!" the three called together

A simple taxi pulled up next to them, the three carefully getting in

"First time in the Big Apple?" The taxi driver asked. The sisters looked at the licence and saw his name: Joel

"Yes it..." Mindee started

"... Is Joel. Well..." Celeste continued

"... First time sightseeing." Phobe finished

"Err...Are you...doing this on purpose or...?" Joel felt a bit uncomfortable being around the sisters since they were doing that creepy "finishing each other's sentences" thing.

"No we..." Celeste began

"... Are not. This is..." Mindee continued

"How we talk. We think..." Phobe carried on

"In perfect synchrony. We can stop if you would like." They said together in perfect unison

"Yes please." Joel squeaked

"Okay. Sorry about that." Phoebe apologised

"No problem." Joel continued to squeak

"As we said, first time visiting New York. We came for business with our... mother." Mindee smiled

'Oh god...I picked up the creepy identical siblings! Stay calm, stay calm. They can't read minds. They can't read minds.' Joel thought to himself since he was, as he puts it: "freaking the fuck out." He cleared his throat "So...this time it's pleasure instead of business?" He asked

"Yes." Mindee nodded

"Oh good..." Joel answered "Your stop, Misses'."

"Thank you." They answered individually

As they left Joel put in a number in his phone "Hello, Professor Xavier...I've met triplets who talked like those kids in that horror movie." He squeaked

*with the girls*

"Hmmm. This place FEELS nice." Phoebe sighed happily

"A time to relax...it's different but nice." Mindee answered

"True." Celeste nodded "Let's look around."

As the sisters walked around the Big Apple they saw that hardly anyone noticed them. 'Bonus!' They thought and then they noticed Spider-Man swinging through

"Look mom, it's Spidey! Hi Spidey!" A fan boy waved

"Careful! He's dangerous!" His mother scolded him and carried on walking.

"Dangerous?" Phoebe muttered

"Spider-Man is a menace! This wall crawling vigilante has been terrorising our city for too long!" J. J. J.'s voice spoke throughout Times Square.

"Menace?" Celeste pondered

"We should split up, find him and scan his mind." Mindee said

"Phoebe, you go the North-West way. Mindee the East-South. I'll cover the rest." Celeste ordered

With her two sisters nodding they split up to track this so called "dangerous menace."

*time skip*

'Have you found Spider-Man yet?' Celeste asked

'Not yet. I think he's VERY good trying at getting around undetected.' Mindee answered

'Phoebe, what about you?' Celeste asked

The two suddenly fell to their knees at the mass of emotional feedback from their third part

'Phoebe? Phoebe what's going on?' The two sisters asked

"Are you okay miss? Do you need help?" A kind stranger asked if Celeste was in pain.

"Yea... yea I'm fine." She nodded, blushing as she saw the image of a brown haired man in her mind... and love in her heart

'Who was that?' Phoebe pondered

"Miss are you okay?" the stranger asked

"Yes, thank you. I'm fine." Celeste got up with help from the stranger

"Do you need a doctor or anything?" The stranger asked

"No, No I'm fine." Celeste answered

"Very well. Have a good day miss." the stranger bid farewell

Celesta groaned, annoyed at the guy who was pointlessly talking to her and not leaving her alone. She sighed, and stated walking to fins her sisters

'Which landmarks can you see?' Celeste asked

'The...Chrysler Building.' Pheobe and Mindee answered

'We'll meet there' Celeste answered

*Time Skip*

"What was that Phoebe?" Mindee asked as the three met up, said girl blushing brightly

"Huh? Oh nothing." Phoebe lied

"Don't lie. SOMETHING happened, we felt it in OUR heads." Celeste answered

"And our hearts. You know we can't lie to each other." Mindee added

"I saw into Spider-Man's mind." Phoebe answered

"And...? There has to be more than that." Celeste added

"I saw his heart..." Phoebe added with a blush

"He... he... he was just so..." Phoebe rambled on, her cheeks turning pinker

"Phoebe...what's with the rambling?" Mindee asked getting annoyed by it by now.

Phobe gave up and fully opened their mental link, showing then what she saw

"Oh my..." Mindee gasped

"Such...heart." Celeste added

"Such passion." Phoebe grinned

"THIS person is a dangerous menace? They know nothing." Mindee answered

Phobe nodded, blushing brightly

"We should find him." Phoebe gave a blushing smile

"Yes." Her two sisters nodded

The sisters attempted to find Spider-Man's civilian form, but with all the various persons they were scanning and all the perverse thoughts and hurtful natures made them down. 'Who knew this many people have social masks...' Celeste thought as they decided to rest by a cafe.

"I think... I think I might have seen his face." Phoebe whispered "When I went into his mind."

"You did? What did he look like?" Mindee asked

"Brown hair, hazel eyes, handsome face..." Phoebe smiled

"He sounds handsome." Celeste sighed

"He does..." Mindee sighed

"Well, can just have to concentrate. Shouldn't we?" Celeste smiled

"Yes." Phoebe nodded

The three sisters finished their meal and hid themselves in an alley where they could concentrate to find Spider-Man.

*time skip*

The sisters managed to find Spider-Man's civilian identity, they followed their lead and found themselves at an apartment building. "This is the place." Celeste observed

"It... It looks so... ordinary." Mindee muttered

"He must be getting by on what he has." Phoebe answered

The other two nodded, and they headed inside

The followed their mind sense and reached a room that was being rented by... "Peter Parker." They said together

"Interesting name." Phoebe muttered, the three reaching up and knocking the door in synch

"Yes, hold on!" a voice spoke out in a small struggle

"Do you think he's alright?" Mindee asked

"He's probably changing." Phoebe surmised

"Getting out of his suit." Celeste nodded

After Celeste answered the door opened it revealed Peter Parker, dressed in his casual clothes.

"H... Hello?" He asked, shocked at seeing hot 18 year old triplets in front of his door

"Hello Peter." they answered

"H-hi...who are you?" Peter gulped

"I'm Phoebe, Mindee and I'm Celeste." they introduced themselves one at a time.

"I... er... n... nice to meet you?" He muttered

"May we come in?" Phoebe asked

"Err, yeah...I guess." Peter let them enter

The three looked around as they entered, amazed at the simple space

"You've got a nice place." Phoebe answered

"Yeah well...just what I have to get by." Peter admitted

"So... why are you here?"

"We know who you are. Spider-Man." The three answered together

'Creepy psychic triplets! Creepy psychic triplets!' Peter backed up into the door having a panic attack

"We are psychic, NOT creepy." They all said

"Ah; okay! Sorry it's just...there's this film with creepy psychic kids...VERY disturbing." Peter explained

"That taxi driver has the same fear." Mindee answered

"I'm not surprised." Peter muttered

"Wait...you mean Joel?" Peter asked

"Yes, that's him." Celeste nodded

"He saw that crazy film when he was seven. Plus he can't stand when identical siblings do that "talk at the same time/ answer each other's sentences" thing." Peter admitted

"How do you know that?" Mindee asked

"We met a few times down the bar." Peter admitted

"So... why are you here?"

"We were taking some time off..." Phoebe answered first

"And we decided to come here..." Mindee answered next

"And people started to say that you're a dangerous menace." Celeste answered

"So we saw into your mind and saw your kind heart." They answered

"Err... Okay... And?" He said nervously

"Phoebe...that is...WE have fallen for you." Celeste answered

"Wh... wai... WHAT?!"

"We saw that you're a good person and not the menace people label you as." Mindee answered

"Ehehe... Thanks."

"So...what do you say Peter? DO you reciprocate our emotions?" they asked

"I... err... I don't really know you?" He muttered nervously

"Well how about you date us? We'll all know about each other that way." Phoebe blushed

"D... date all of you?!" Peter blushed

"Of course. Treat us equally like you would the other one." Celeste answered

"B-but that's not me! I don't date multiple girls at once! That's like being Scott Summers! And he's a fucking ass!" Peter answered

"He cheats. We're doing this willingly." Phoebe corrected

"You'll have a small harem of hot blonde teen triplets." Mindee added

'The adolescent boy's dream...' Peter thought "No what am I thinking?"

"You're cute when you're thinking Peter." Phoebe smiled

"And your thoughts are amusing." Celesta added

"That's...intrusive. But thank you." Peter half smiled

"So how're we going to do this?" Phoebe asked

"Huh? What do you mean?" Peter asked

"Us. Who gets a date with you on each day." Mindee explained

"Err... maybe... draw straws?" He shrugged

"What about we do: two days each, and leave one day for a rest?" Celeste asked

"Sure." Peter shrugged

"So who gets which days?" Mindee asked

"Mon-Tues for me." Phoebe spoke "Wed-Thurs for you." Pointing to Mindee "Fri-Sat for you." pointing to Celeste.

"I agree." Celeste nodded

"Okay...what's today...Sunday...So how about we get to know each other equally?" Peter asked

"Okay." The three smiled

"So...what do you want to talk about?" Peter asked getting a drink for them.

"Not sure." Minde frowned

"Well. How about our favourite things?" Peter asked

"That sounds good." Phoebe smiled

"Well, I love science and photography." Peter shrugged

"I like reading." Phoebe spoke next

"And sunbathing." Mindee added

"And levitating objects." Celeste added

"And reading." Phoebe continued

"You said reading twice." Peter answered

"She's infatuated...We ALL are." Celeste answered

"It makes the brain fuzzy." Mindee added

"Oh...alright." Peter understood looking at the girls.

"I like trains..." Mindee smiled

"What?" Peter asked

*New York train line*

Batroc the Leaper was fighting Cyclops since both needed to vent some anger...only for them to get hit by the oncoming 17:05.

*Back with Peter and the Cuckoos*

"Nothing." Mindee sang softly

"Err... can I get you anything?" Peter said, getting his bearings back

"Maybe a glass of water?" Phoebe asked

"Yeah, sure." Peter got up and went over to the glass cabinet for four glasses

The three girls took the glasses and, of course, drunk in synch

"With the whole...synch thing...is it like a hive mind thing?" Peter asked

"Yes." The three nodded

"So...if ONE of you feels something...the others feel it too." Peter comprehended

"Exactly." the Cuckoo's answered

"Oh..." Peter wondered 'So they ALL won't feel it if we make out individually.'

"That's correct." Celeste answered

"Huh? Were you? Okay; can we have a ground rule? No mind reading? Please?" Peter asked

"Oh, okay...So, we're dating now, I guess?" Peter asked

"Yes. Yes we are." They answered

"One thing." Peter had a flash of brilliance. As he found three different coloured ribbons and gave them to the girls. "Just so I know who's who."

"Where did you...?" The girls asked

"They were part of a pack, didn't get chance to throw them out yet." Peter smiled

The girls shrugged, each taking a different ribbon and putting them somewhere different

"How does it look?" Phoebe asked with a blue ribbon, Mindee with a green ribbon and Celeste with a red ribbon

"Fine." Peter answered

Phoebe had her ribbon wrapped around her neck like a choker, Mindee had hers wrapped around her wrist and Celeste had hers wrapped in her hair so it was in a ponytail.

"So...how about we take a walk around town?" Celeste asked

"Sure." Peter thought. 'Life's gonna be hectic.'

To be continued

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