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Sif Chapter 49 Part 1

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Peter sat in the halls of Asgard next to Thor, Asgard throwing a celebration for the two

"A toast to Spider-Man and Thor! For stopping the trolls!" Volstagg cheered

They all cheered, raising their glasses

"Aye, twas a glorious battle." Thor cheered

"Fighting three trolls a once, each wielding sharpened axes and tough armour. It gets the heart racing doesn't it Spider-Man?" Hogun asked

"In so many words yeah..." Peter answered gently drinking from his flagon of ale.

He tried not to drink much, he had low alcohol tolerance

"Oh come now Spider-Man, DRINK!" Volstagg roared happily slapping his back making Peter choke a little.

"Blek." Peter choked

"Easy...He's not used to Asgardian Ale are you?" Fandral spoke being compassionate for the visitor.

"No I'm not." Peter sighed

"Well then: prove it! Down it in one!" Volstagg roared happily.

"Oh right. Fair enough, I'll get you something lighter." Hogun answered

"Thank you!" Peter sighed

As Hogun went off to get a lighter ale, Lady Sif walked up to them holding a glass of wine in her hand.

"Hi Sif, his you feeling?" Spidey smiled

"I'm well. Enjoying time with the boys?" Sif asked kindly.

"No." Peter groaned "They are VERY over the top."

"Welcome to Asgard." Sif chuckled

"Yea." Peter laughed

"Mind if I borrow your friend Thor?" Sif asked

"Of course." Thor answered

Peter was about to say something, before he was suddenly pulled away

"Wha...what did you want to borrow me for?" Peter asked being pulled along past the Great Hall, called Gimli...yes there's a place called Gimli in Norse Mythology, to the outer corridor.

He was nervous being near this beautiful warrior woman, especially alone

"I noticed that you felt awkward around the Warriors Three and Thor." Sif commented

"Yea. They are very shouty and boisterous. Good for short periods of time. And one at a time." Peter chuckled

"I feel the same way about them." Sif agreed with a smile

Peter smiled back, his mask up to his nose

"You have a nice smile." Sif commented

"Thanks...wait what?" Peter asked

"You have a nice smile." She nodded

"Ah-ha..." Peter deadpanned

"Not at all like Thor or Volstagg." Sif commented. "Not arrogant at all."

"Oh...thanks." Peter smiled

"This way." Sif smiled leading him to a different room.

Peter followed with a nod

Inside was a training room, supplied with dull weapons.

"Huh." Peter muttered "Why're we here?" Peter asked

"It's a quiet room. When everyone's drinking and singing, this place is quiet enough to think." Sif explained pulling out a secret cache of drink.

"I guess." Peter shrugged

"Now...how about we have a civilised conversation?" Sif smiled handing a glass to Peter.

"Sure." Peter nodded, taking the glass

"So...how're you finding Asgard? And it's company?" Sif asked

"It's okay. But some company is better than others." He shrugged

Sif giggled lightly at that "I guess you don't have decent company most days of the week."

"Nope." He sighed

"Well, it's difficult. I understand; not many women who want to talk instead of fight. I mean there're the Valkyries and Lady Frigga but...one side are important, engrossed in work and the other is maintaining peace...not much time for small or casual talk." Sif answered

"I... I wasn't talking about talking to girls. I was talking about people in general." Peter blushed

"I can understand that...But in Asgard it's MUCH more difficult for intelligent conversation, without being accused of being called a trickster." Sif answered

"Ah. I understand that." Peter nodded "I found it helps if you throw in a few jokes. Or you are so jokey that a smart conversation becomes a fun one."

"Really? Like what?" Sif asked taking a drink of wine.

"Like talking about... Well... Something heavy. l throw in enough jokes that it comes across as a stupid conversation that has a deeper meaning." Peter tried to explain

"Oh...what would you consider being "heavy"? Mjolnir?" Sif asked

"No. Dark, highly emotional. You know 'big' moments." Peter corrected

"Like...the death of a friend?" Sif thought back to her own past.

"Yea. Just like that." Peter nodded sadly

"How...how about I go first? Break the ice, that sort of thing." Sif asked.

"Sure." he nodded

"Well, I knew this Valkyrie...brilliant woman; we fought side by side before I was friends with the Warriors Three." Sif begun "We were on a reconnaissance mission, trying to stop frost giants coming over."

"What happened?" Peter asked

"We were ambushed...and surrounded by an avalanche." Sif answered sadly "It was a full day until anyone found us...by then she died from her wounds."

"Damn." Peter sighed before he chuckled "I bet the two if you wish you had booked the day off now."

Sif stayed there silent for a second and before she cracked a small smile

"See, anything bad can have a funny side if you look at it." Peter smiled

"I guess." She smiled

"So I guess it's my turn." Peter shrugged, thinking of what he could talk about

"There's my brother...Ben." Peter sighed thinking back to his clone/brother.

"What happened to him?" She frowned

"He took over as Spider-Man for me when I wanted to have a normal life. When I was going to be a father. But he was killed by one of my enemies, the Green Goblin." Peter explained

"I'm sorry." Sif answered upon hearing this and she took another drink.

"He was a good brother." Peter nodded taking his drink.

"After seeing you in action I can only imagine he was." Sif smiled

"But he was VERY melodramatic." Peter chuckled "And sometimes I thought the blonde hair dye he used bleached his brain."

Sif tried to imagine Peter with blonde hair and she laughed lightly, she thought she saw a younger Thor, only much cuter.

"And I made you laugh." Peter grinned

"You did." Sif smiled, the wine affecting her judgement just slightly.

"HOORAH!" the crowd in the other room cheered

"Sounds like their coming down the banquet hall." Peter chuckled

"They'll pass by here." Sif commented.

"So? What do we do?" Peter asked

"There's one of two options." Sif answered

"Which are?" Peter asked

"Well we bar the door shut hoping they won't knock it down. OR we pretend to...embrace so they leave respectfully." Sif answered

"... Embrace?" Peter gulped

"Just pretend. Even Asgardians value discretion...just ask Loki." Sif joked.

"O... Okay." He nodded

"...And the trolls heads were rolling, all down Ygdrassil's hill..." Boisterous singing came through the halls

"Oh no...not THAT song..." Sif groaned

"What's wrong with it?" Peter asked

"And the Nymphs flew around with nowt but spider silk!" the singing continued

"Got you now..." Peter nodded realising it was about: battling and sex.

"Let's do this." Peter said to Sif seriously

"Barring the doors or the fake embracing?" Sif asked

"Second." He nodded

"Fair enough." Sif answered putting the glass down

"Err... You start?" Peter squeaked nervously, this feeling very weird to him as they heard the Asgardian's coming gradually closer

"O-Okay..." Sif nodded as she slid up to Peter's side and blushed

Peter blushed, looking away "Well?"

"I...well..." Sif gulped lightly

"Upon the blood drenched hills and the lofty skies above..." the singing grew closer to the door.

"Oh sod it!" Sif snapped lightly.

Peter raised his eyebrow, waiting

Sif immediately kissed Peter pulling him close to her, as the door opened to intensify the singing it slowed down and receded back into the corridors.

Peter's eyes were wide as Sif held him close, even after the door was locked

As they heard the voices dim down, Peter and Sif broke their kiss.

"I...I think we're okay now..." Sif blushed

Peter stared at her and pulled her close again for another kiss.

This time Sif's eyes widened as Peter's lips pressed against hers

"Hmm..." Sif moaned as she pulled him closer, her hands traced behind his back and held him close in a tender hug.

Soon, they both gently separated

"W-Wow...you...that was brave." Sif panted.

"Ehehe... Sorry." He chuckled nervously, blushing

"No...it was...nice. You were gentle." Sif whispered.

"Thanks?" Peter shrugged lightly

"Do you...wish to continue this?" Sif asked.

"We... I guess?" Peter shrugged

"Good. Because I'd like to continue it as well." Sif smiled "We must return to the Hall, I'm sure Odin will be wondering where we were."

"Okay?" Peter nodded with a shrug

"You're a better kisser than Thor EVER was." Sif whispered into Peter's ear

'Oh snap.' Peter blushed.

To be continued

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