Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots

Sif Part 2 Chapter 73

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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It was some months after Peter's exploits in Asgard, he was currently in the Avenger's as they were on a mission involving AIM and the Dark Elves. The role of Thor was replaced by Jane Foster who was doing an amazing job being the Thunder God, while the original Thor was defending Asgard wielding his old axe, who was on a morality and humanity quest to feel worthy to wield Mjolnir. Peter's time in Asgard made him stronger but it also got him closer with Sif.

"Spider keep on the AIM scientists, we can't let them get access to the Dark Elves tech." Falcon spoke, who took up the mantle of Captain America.

"On it Cap." Peter answered and swung into the fight.

He was swinging around, enjoying the wind but at the same time he missed a special person

'Dark Elves...Why does everything remind me about Sif?' Peter thought as he found the AIM scientists.

He was basically in autopilot, like when he was web-slinging. He was dodging and attacking solely via his Spider-Sense but all his attention was in his mind, thinking. It's how he could monologue a whole Shakespeare play worth of words in a few blocks of web-swinging. And it made focusing a lot easier.

Peter had caught the right hand side of him and saw an AIM scientist running with a Dark Elf into a section of the building.

"Finalise the weapon. We need to activate it before the Avengers find us." the Dark Elf ordered

Peter grinned and shot a web-line, hitting the weapon and dragging it out of the Dark Elf's hand

"Not nice you've got these. Didn't anyone tell you war is hell?" Peter quipped

"The Toll-Slayer!" The Dark Elf spoke in shock

"Troll-Slayer? Is that what they're calling me on Asgard?" Peter asked

"You're not going to stop us!" the Dark Elf spoke pulling out its blade "I'll end you Spider!"

"My girlfriend wouldn't be happy about that." He shrugged, dodging

"When I kill you. I'll be a legend!" the Dark Elf struck forwards aiming to kill Peter.

"As I said: My girlfriend wouldn't like that." Spider-Man answered and punched the enemy in the face

The Dark Elf fell back, unconscious

"Now Mr AIM Scientist...What does this weapon do?" Spidey asked

"I won't tell you!" The scientist shot several rounds of laser fire at Peter only for him to dodge them and web the barrel up.

"Want to try that again?" Peter threatened lightly

The scientist was sweating and backing up nervously

"Now...What is this weapon?" Peter asked

"It...It was made using energy equal to Thor's Hammer." The scientist answered

"How is that possible?" Peter frowned "Thor's hammer is made of a small chunk if an imploded star with a bunch of enchantments on it."

"Well...it's an approximation. Trying to make an Asgardian weapon with our technology." The scientist answered

"...That's a REALLY stupid way to make weapons." Peter deadpanned "And speaking of my girlfriend she'd probably be VERY annoyed with you." Peter smirked

"Again with this girlfriend of yours...Who is it? Black Widow? Black Cat?" The scientist rolled his eyes and glared at Spidey

"No. Me." A confident female voice spoke behind the scientist after a bright flash of light from behind the pair of them

Lady Sif stood there in her red legless leotard, silver armour, long black hair and big ass sword; and as a symbol to show she was with Spider-Man she had a silver arm-band in the shape of a spider, the legs being the band's that wrapped the body of the spider around her thin yet muscular arm with four rings that connected on the inside of her arm

"I...I..."The scientist gulped in shock and a slight arousal

"Dude, I'm right here." Peter spoke as he knocked him out. "My Lady."

She smiled, sheathing her sword and walking towards him. Normally she wore a large elegant cape but whenever she came to see him she left it behind

"Spider-Man." Sif responded, lifting his mask to the nose and kissed him

"L-Lady...Sif..." The Dark Elf groaned as it tried to get up.

"I've got this one...You stop these... "scientists"." Sif spoke kindly

"Of course. Oh err...Dinner; later tonight?" Peter asked

"Of course." Sif smiled

She nodded and kissed his lips gently again before she pulled his mask back down and ran after the Dark Elf

"Spider; what's your location?" Captain Falcon asked

"I'm heading to the creation room. We found out they're trying to make Asgardian weapons." Spider answered

"Wait... "We"? Who's with you?" Falcon asked

"My girlfriend." Spider-Man answered

"Oh boy Spidey..." Falcon deadpanned

"It's not like we're distracting each other." Peter answered

"Well...Okay then." Falcon answered

"Plus she's a badass warrior. We're going separate directions: she's dealing with Dark Elves, I'm chasing the scientists." Peter added

"Well, that's good. After this, we'll do the debriefing and head home." Falcon answered

"Where people will be asking me about my girlfriend?" Peter rolled his eyes sarcastically

"Only if we mention it to Janet." Falcon laughed

"True. Okay I'm at the creating room. It's mostly abandoned but there's pieces of metal here...Kind of looks like Uru." Peter spoke

"Probably why and how they're trying to make Asgardian weapons." Falcon answered

"But you need super strength greater than Thor, the make one, to lift Uru without magic." Peter frowned "And you know Carol and Jess will be questioning me. They are like my sisters and they'll be pissed I kept that I had a girlfriend from them."

"You best tell them soon though. Last thing we need is drama." Falcon answered

"That's true. I'll stop this and head back." Spidey answered "Plus I can't hide this from them anymore." He added, webbing up the scientist

"Over and out Webs." Falcon answered

"It's true though...You need to tell them." Sif spoke as she walked in.

"Gah! Don't sneak up on me like that!" Peter yelled, jumping back

"Guess you Spider-Sense doesn't work around me." Sif smiled

"You weren't a threat." He shrugged

"Let's get this mission finished." Sif smiled

*Time Skip*

"Here we are." Peter smiled as they arrived at the Avengers Tower

"I can't believe AIM scientists scream like younglings." Sif spoke

"So, want to tell us HOW you brought a second Asgardian to the party Pete?" Jess asked as each of the Avengers took their masks off, if they had them, and began to relax.

Well Peter just rolled his front his nose

"She's my girlfriend." he shrugged

"I...'m sorry HUH? When did that happen?" Carol asked in shock

"Back when Thor was Odinson...Peter saved his life and...We got together in the training room." Sif answered

"Basically." Peter laughed and nodded

"You're kidding me." Jess laughed in disbelief

"Not kidding." Peter responded smiling

"Wow." Carol blinked

"Is THAT one reason why Odinson is moping some of the time?" Jane Foster Thor asked in shock

"Yes." Sif nodded with a small smile

"Wow, that guy CANNOT get a break..." Jane answered

"Nope...Hey, now that I think about it...Sif: can I talk to you in the other room please?" Peter asked

"Sure; excuse us." Sif nodded

Peter grasped her hand and pulled her into the room gently

"What's wrong?" She asked

"Nothing's wrong...It's just I wanted some time alone with my girlfriend. AND...arrange a date night for us both without any hectic crazies..." Peter smiled

Sif nodded, now curious

"So...how about: You. Me. A bottle of wine at Maison Dominique?" Peter suggested

"Sounds nice." She nodded. On her way to the tower she had put her cape again. So now, alone, she reached for the clasp around her neck and let the thick cape fall around her booted ankles

"A date...with Peter...Who would've thought the "Warrior Lady" Sif, would be on a date with a mortal..." Sif smiled as she began to remove her Asgardian clothing and sighed in content.

Well just her headdress and her gauntlets but that was all she removed

"I'm just lucky." He smiled

"Curse you and your "Parker Luck" my love..." Sif smiled

"You don't mean that." Peter chuckled

"Of course." She nodded, wrapping her arms around his neck. Her outfit was a legless red leotard with some silver disk and some lines on it, her arms being covered by the red sleeves of the leotard with silver bands around the end of the sleeves. Her hair was held back by a silver headdress that looked similar to Scarlet Witch's

"Have I told you: you look beautiful tonight?" Peter asked as he wrapped his arms around her.

"Several times..." Sif leaned in towards him

"Here's a several and one." Peter teased and kissed her "You're beautiful tonight..."

"I love you my spider warrior." She smiled, her red lips in a smile as she kissed him back

'I'm so glad you/I survived that fight in Asgard...' The two blissfully thought in synch.

To be continued

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