Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots
Brunnhilde Part 2 Chapter 75
Co-Writer GreyKing46
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Valhalla: home of the Fallen Remembered Heroes of the Nine Realms. It is currently the resting place for Ben Parker, Ben Reilly and Peter Parker. The first was currently looking over his former wife to see how she was being treated and to his relief, she was.
Ben Reilly was currently having a sparring match with some fellow fallen warriors.
As for Peter...He was currently getting ready for his date with Brunnhilde the Valkyrie of this realm.
He was brushing down his suit; worried he might be overdressed he wasn't sure how well to dress
"Guess no-one in Valhalla took into consideration for the 20th Century." Peter chuckled, his suit was the styling of an Asgardian noble: A dark red leather jerkin over a blue long sleeved shirt, around his waist was a red leather belt with black metal studs with the buckle being a black spider. His shirt seemed to have a connected lengthened bottom that covered his legs to the middle of his shins. His trousers were dark blue and comfortable and his shoes seemed to be buckled and made of red leather. "Well...I guess this is as good as anything."
"Good luck Peter." Uncle Ben smiled
"Thanks Uncle Ben." Peter hugged him
"You've already made an impression on her. Just be yourself." Uncle Ben added
"Of course I will...Though I may reel in the jokes a bit." Peter chuckled
"Peter Parker not making stupid jokes? Impossible!" Ben shot back jokingly, laughing
"I'm trying to be a mature adult, Ben." Peter answered
"... Impossible!" Ben yelled in an over dramatic way, grinning
"Insert meme face there." Peter laughed
"Alright, alright. That's enough boys." Uncle Ben spoke while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Sorry." They both chuckled
"Peter you look fine. Knock her flat son." Uncle Ben reassured his nephew
"I will try Uncle Ben." Peter nodded and began to head to his date.
He walked through the heavenly realm, smiling
"Okay, okay...no need to be worried, no need to be nervous. It's been your first date in...a while...But you can do this Parker." Peter told himself as he approached Brunnhilde's home. "And this date is with a dead warrior woman."
"I prefer the term "Psychopomp"." Brunnhilde's voice responded. She was wearing a platinum silver dress with Asgardian engravings; over her dress was a dark blue bodice that wrapped around her very well and it didn't overly emphasize her bust. Her blond hair was tied back and braided into an elvish motif. "You look very handsome Peter." She smiled
"... Err..." was all Peter could say, unable to speak as he was amazed at her beauty
"Is this too much? I don't have much in the "gentle-lady" department." Brunnhilde asked
"N... no! It's fine!" He muttered nervously
"Oh, thank Frigga for that. Well...Shall we go to dinner?" Brunnhilde asked kindly
"Yeah. Yes, lets. We should." Peter gulped, still enthralled by Brunnhilde's beauty.
She smiled, grasping his hand and dragging him away
Peter and Brunnhilde went to a reserved section of the feasting hall soft mystical music was playing instead of the rowdy drunken lyrics of Vikings; Peter sat his date down into the chair and sat himself down as well. "You're a real gentleman Peter." Brunnhilde smiled
"Well...What kind of person would I be if I didn't try?" Peter responded
"... Not a gentleman?" She deadpanned lightly
"True." Peter chuckled
She chuckled lightly, smiling
"Now, what is on the menu?" Peter wondered
She smiled, passing him a menu
"Thank you. Ah...It's in runic letters." Peter spoke with a sweatdrop, but then runes changed to English
"Allspeak. Doesn't just end with vocals." She smiled
"Again, don't understand it." He chuckled nervously
"There's roast boar, seasoned salmon, Great Auroch steak, Freyr's salad." Brunnhilde listed off
"Freyr's salad?" Peter asked
"It has fresh leaves, honey dressing, chopped nuts which are optional, smoked herring..." She answered
"Why is it called that?"
"It's named after Freyr, the god of agriculture." She explained
"Ah." He nodded
"I think I'll go for the steak." Peter spoke
"I'll go for the salmon." Brunnhilde smiled
Peter nodded with a smile
As time began to turn, their meals came along with two goblets of mead and wine come along with it.
"Hope this doesn't get me drunk." He chuckled
"Then we should get some water as well." Brunnhilde chuckled
"Agreed." He smiled with a smile blush
As time progressed, they tucked into their meals and conversed. Peter was getting a bit drunk from his mead but he had his stomach filled, Brunnhilde found it cute that he was trying his hardest to impress her.
And while she always found him funny, he was entertainingly funny when drunk
"S-So...Hmm...How...How've your duties been...s-since...last time?" peter spoke almost drunkenly
"What do you mean?" She asked
"I...I mean...How have you been?" Peter answered as he took a drink of water.
"I...I'm sorry. I'm screwing up here..." Peter laughed putting his drink down
"No, you're not." Brunnhilde smiled
"Fells like it...Getting drunk easily...While on a date with an amazingly beautiful woman..." Peter spoke honestly, albeit while tipsy.
"You think I'm beautiful?" She asked
"Of course...You're strong, confident; beautiful...Heck...I'm starting to wonder if this is heaven." Peter laughed
"... That is here. We are in Valhalla." She deadpanned
"Well, just...the romanticised version...Sorry." Peter answered
"You are funny when you drink." She chuckled
"Stupid spider biology..." Peter chuckled
"It's alright." Brunnhilde smiled
"Well I can't fight right now. Spider-Sense is all messed up." He chuckled nervously
"I've not seen you fight before, you've been keeping to yourself." Brunnhilde spoke
"Yeah...It's all...I don't pick fights..." Peter admitted
"Well, you're one of the most responsible people up here." She responded
"Thanks." He smiled
"After dinner, how about we just wait in my place?" She asked
"You sure?" Peter asked
"Pretty sure." Brunnhilde smiled
"Okay then." he nodded with a smile
*Time skip*
As they headed to her room, Peter was getting his feelings back and his mind was clearing lightly.
Not a lot but it helped
"Would you like a drink Peter?" Brunnhilde asked
"Anymore...and I'd burst. But yes, thank you." Peter answered
She chuckled, smiling
She sat Peter down before she sat next to him, the two just enjoying each other's company
To be continued
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