Web of Romance Spider-Man One Shots

Squirrel Girl Part 1 Chapter 120

Co-Writer GreyKing46

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Hello and welcome to the 120th chapter of Spider-Man One-Shots. Grey and I thought that for every 10th chapter we have a "Cosmic Chapter" where Spidey has won the heart of a Cosmic Being. All of them are fair game: Gali, Eternity, Death, Fem-Living Tribunal etc. What sort of trouble can Spidey have when he's faced with love from a Cosmic Being? Just wait, read and find out.

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There are many powerful beings in the universe, Thanos, Galactus, Deadpool...but none of them compares to this one. Power beyond power. Villains fear her, heroes grow to respect her: The God Killer, The Titan Slayer, The Anti-Life, Slayer of All That Breathes...And Ms Fluffy-Tail.

But to many she is called "friend", "hero" and "Avenger". This...Is Squirrel Girl!

And the heroine was having a problem... Her love life.

You see, being a hero 24/7 put a strain on her social life, not having enough time to balance college AND her hero life. If it wasn't one thing it was another: hour long study sessions, insurmountable levels of homework...And last week, MODOK went on a cyber-rampage in lower Manhattan and she was the only one close enough to take him down.

And any potential dates she wanted ended with her being alone since she was late.

Plus most people didn't like mutants and getting past first base normally ended up revealing her tail

Right now, she was done with classes, at the nearby cafe drinking a decaf-coffee.

She sighed, finding it uncomfortable to have her tail stuffed in her pants. It made her look like she had a very plump and sexy ass but it was VERY uncomfortable

'Dang it...I suck at dating...' She thought with a frown

She grumbled, unsure of what she should do

That was when a squirrel scurried up to her, onto the table and waited for her.

"What's wrong?" She frowned in worry

The squirrel looked up at her and chirped away.

"What? Kraven is using your home for a target range for Spider-Man?" She blinked

The squirrel squeaked again making Doreen frown

"Jeez...Doesn't that guy get the hint?" Squirrel Girl frowned. She got up, left a tip and headed out to get changed into her costume.

She hid in a bush, trying to keep from being seen as she changed

"Oh...That feels better..." She whispered to herself as she unfurled her tail while getting into her costume

She smiled, patting the material as she looked at herself

She was wearing a grey full-body costume but with fur shin and arm-guards, black shoes, a fur leotard and a reddish brown belt. Her tail flowed out behind her, freely as she raced to where the squirrel's home was.

"Let's go." She nodded

The two of them travelled to the park where Kraven was setting up his elaborate traps: tripwires, bear-traps, poisoned darts. All stuff to throw Spider-Man off. 'Oh no he doesn't...' She thought as she and the squirrel were hiding.

But as she was about to try and move in to work... She smelt something odd

'Wait...What...What's that smell?' She thought, pinching her nose.

She shook her head, although she also felt a bit horny. She didn't know why though.

"We'll finish this Spider...And I've got just the bait for you..." Kraven whispered to himself, though it was loud enough for Doreen to hear.

She frowned, jumping down to attack him

"Here she is." Kraven thought as he dodged her, rolling to the side.

"What?" Squirrel Girl blinked

"Sluggish, Squirrel? I don't doubt it." Kraven spoke as he activated a spray can from where he was.

Doreen covered her mouth, coughing as the teen heroine stumbled back and took in the spray

"The plan is set..." Kraven smiled

"W... What?" Doreen coughed

"Congratulations Squirrel Girl...I'm going to kill you AND the Spider. For humiliating me...!" Kraven snarled

"Really? All this for us? Kinda touched Kravey." A quippy voice answered

Doreen looked up, seeing Spider-Man perched on a tree

"You're here already?!" Kraven snapped

"Of course. Word of warning-" Spidey quipped webbing the Hunter in the face. "NEVER make traps in broad daylight." He lept down and kicked the Hunter in his face

'What did Kraven do to me?' Doreen thought as she continued to cough lightly, ignoring the fight between the spider and the hunter that erupted in front of her

She tried to stand up, but the gas that she breathed in was already in her system, making her weak...And making her have a tingly feel in her nethers.

'Why am I horny?!' she thought in shock

"OOF! D-Damn you!" Kraven coughed as he was gut punched by Spidey.

"Sorry, not interested." He quipped back and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

Kraven fell to the floor, unconscious

"And stay here." Spidey added, webbing the villain up. "You okay, Squirrel Girl?" He went over to her

"S... Spider-man?" She whispered before she kissed him

"Hmm?!" Spidey's eyes widened in shock as she felt her lips on his mask.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, even doing a princess leg kick as she kissed him happily and lustful

'Holy...Is...Is this happening?!' Spidey thought as he felt her lips on his now.

Doreen's eyes suddenly opened wide, the teenage heroine jumping back "Oh... Oh god! I'm sorry!" she cried in fear

"I...Err...it, it's alright. You okay?" Spider-Man asked

"I don't know." She blushed "Kraven. He... He sprayed something in my face."

"Oh jeez." Spidey answered and grabbed her. "I know a place to get that stuff checked out." Thwipping her away with him

Doreen helped him close as they swung away... And found herself rubbing his body as it was pushed against her

"Okay, here we are: Parker Industries." Spider-Man answered. "We should get some answers here."

"Okay." She nodded, unable to look away from his body as he walked to a computer

"Okay, this analyzer should scan you for any foreign particulates. We'll work from there." Spidey answered

He grabbed a small device with a needle on it, pushing the needle into Doreen's arm and scanning a sample of her blood

"Ow...That hurt a little." She frowned

"Sorry. Had to be done." Spidey answered. "It'll give us a clear picture of what we're dealing with here."

"Okay." She nodded

"As long as you kiss it better." She added before she blushed, covering her mouth

"I...Okay...?" Spider-Man answered. "After this test is done."

'What is with me?!' Doreen thought in humiliation and embarrassment as she looked away, Spider-man looking at the data

The test barely took a minute, then the results were in. "Well...It's a specialised pheromone extract. Designed for weakening enemies and making them give into their basic instincts. Luckily it'll flush itself out of your system within a day or so." Spider-Man answered. "But what's more, its side effect is enhancing feelings that were already there."

"Pardon?" She blinked

"Basically: This is a "make you horny spray", with "I have feelings for you" mixed in there..." Spider-Man answered, blushing under his mask

Doreen froze, her face only able to be described as atomic red

"I...Okay...Sorry." Spidey apologised.

"For what?" She asked nervously

"For making you uncomfortable." He responded

"It's not your fault." She whispered

"...Still want me to kiss your boo-boo though?" Peter asked

"Please." She blushed

Spidey lifted his mask up to his nose and kissed the injection point. "Better?"

"Better." She nodded and blushed

"I don't think what happened to you counts as a loss." Spidey spoke

"Huh? You mean with Kraven?" She asked

"Yeah, I don't think it counts as a loss." He responded

"Well...Thanks." She answered. "I wasn't down and out." She added

"Plus it would ruin your reputation to have lost to KRAVEN after beating the likes of Thanos." Peter chuckled

"After the first time I beat him the first time round." She chuckled

Peter chuckled to, feeling awkward since the girl obviously had a crush on him

"...Well...So...How long?" Spidey asked

"I'd say 10 inches." Doreen said as she looked at his crotch before she covered her mouth again

"I...I meant "how long have you been crushing on me?" Not...Not THAT!" Spidey blushed under his mask.

'Stupid skin tight suit!' he snapped at himself

"I...I'm sorry. It...it has been a while." Doreen answered

"Been a while?"

"A-A couple of years...I...Write in my diary...About it..." She blushed

"About... Your crush?"

"Yes...It...It's embarrassing..." She answered

"I can understand." He nodded, remembering past crushes he had

"So...Um...What...What do you want to do?" Doreen asked

"Do what exactly?" Peter asked, unintentionally teasing her

"G-Go...O-Out? Maybe? Or...Make out?" She blushed

"Sure." He nodded

"R-Really?" She blushed

"Yeah." Peter nodded, then was jumped upon by Squirrel Girl who kissed his lips in passion.

He stumbled back, quickly wrapping his arms around her and kissing her

'I...I'm kissing her/him.' The two thought as they locked lips.

The broke the kiss and panted happily looking at each other.

"Wow." He whispered

"Yeah...That...That was Amazing..." Squirrel Girl panted

That made Peter grin

"So...Are...We together now?" Doreen asked

"I'd say so." He smiled

"Yay!" She smiled hugging him.

*time skip*

It had been about a week since Doreen and Peter had gotten together and since then they were taking things easy. Since the pheromone spray had worn off already, they were taking things easy.

But Doreen had been VERY nervous about the entire thing

She wanted it to be amazing but...She had this gnawing and nagging feeling in the pit of her stomach.

She never had a REAL relationship before

This...This was her first...And she didn't want anything to go wrong.

She held herself, shaking a bit as she stood under the flowing water of the shower

"Hmm...I hope today goes well...It...It just has to." She thought

"Please?" She whispered gently

*With Peter*

"Oh man, oh man...What do I wear? Sheesh...!" Peter panicked as he was in his underwear and socks trying to pick a set of clothes for his date.

He was going out with a hot teenage girl which made him nervous, being 23 himself and she WAS legal at 18 but still a teen. He was just unsure of himself; he had been out of the game for a while

"I...This one." He thought, making a decision on the clothes he would wear

He put them on, hoping they'd be okay

He was wearing a black jacket and trousers with a navy blue shirt underneath. "This...This feels good..." He spoke...then unbuttoned his top button feeling it choke him lightly

He and Doreen where going out to a club after they had dinner at his place, a small simple night of fun without being overly romantic. Perfect for a still new couple

"Well...Here's to the first date..." Peter gulped.

*with Doreen*

"Sorry tail..." She apologised as she finished towel drying her tail and proceeded to tuck it around her waist.

Well, mainly around her ass as she pulled her pants on

"Okay...pants on...And...now for the shirt." She thought to herself, though in a little bit of pain since she had her tail squished up.

Well not really pain, as she as use to it. It was more just uncomfortable

"Okay...this...this feels good." Doreen smiled as she was wearing her clothes for the date.

A simple white shirt and jeans, nothing fancy

"Well...Here goes nothing." She gulped as she left her apartment to go to her date

*At Peter's house*

Peter had set out the dinner plates and cutlery for dinner.

"Okay. Now to get pick her up, unless she gets here first." he sighed

He put on his shoes and began to head out, only to see Doreen standing at the door.

"Oh... Hey." He blinked

"Hi. I...I'm not early am I?" Doreen asked

"No, right on time." He chuckled

"That's good." She smiled

"I...I've got dinner ready." Peter answered

She smiled and nodded, following him inside

"It smells delicious." She whispered, her nose wiggling as she enjoyed the smell

"Yeah I...I try my best." Peter answered

She nodded, looking shy again as she sat down at the table

"Would you like a drink?" Peter offered

"Water...Please." She answered

He nodded, going to get them both their drinks

"I...I hope you like chicken." Peter spoke awkwardly

"It's okay." She nodded

"Great." Peter nodded, smiling awkwardly

*Time Skip*

The two sighed nervously as the two entered a club

The dinner Peter cooked had been very good, the two enjoying it greatly

"Bit crowded isn't it?" Peter asked as the two had entered the club, hearing the music and seeing the people.

"It's a club." She shrugged

"Care to dance?" Peter asked

"Sure." She blushed and nodded

The two headed to the dance floor where they listened in on the music, where they tried to get their own grooves going.

Peter held her hand, the two beginning to dance

The two managed to dance alright together, making each other laugh with their bad dancing, but it went alright...Until someone bumped into her backside.

Doreen blinked, looking behind her

It was some random guy who was bouncing between girls, trying to score.

She frowned, pushing closer to Peter

"You okay?" Peter asked

"Yes." She nodded, smiling at him

"Fancy a drink?" Peter asked

"Please." she nodded

The two headed to the bar and ordered a couple of mocktail drinks.

"Cheers." She chuckled, clicking her drink against hers

"To us?" Peter asked

Doreen smiled "To us." As she drunk her drink

To be continued

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