"Now, Pilot." Said JigSaw. "Spill the beans or else!"
"Or else what?!" Said Bodhi.
"Or else you're gonna answer to him..."
Four creatures opened a large door in front of Bodhi. Behind the door was an enormous, slimy creature about as large and wide as a Hutt. Bodhi gulped.
"No lie is safe...from BOR GULLET!!" Exclaimed JigSaw.
The monstrous being extended its gooey tentacles at Bodhi. Bodhi screamed somethin' awful as they wrapped around his body, one even went inside his mouth and moved into his brain!
"THITH...ITH...actually quite relaxing!" He sighed. "He tathe juth like thushi!"
The carrot salivated a whole bunch and moaned. He continued to suck on the strange fish-like saltiness of the tentacle. The creatures working for JigSaw looked at each other, one was about to puke.
"This is messed up." Said one of the aliens.
Because Bodhi was slightly incapable of breathing with Bor Gullet's deliciously flavored tentacles in his maw, he wasn't exactly all there.
When he opened his eyes, he gasped.
The world was made of sushi!
Tuna rolls, crab rolls, any form of
sushi imaginable lied before his eyes. A sushi roll resembling a
Japanese chef pulled out a box,
lifting the lid off to reveal two black
chopsticks with blue kanji calligraphy of his name around them.
"Chopsticks, Bodhi-san?" He asked.
Bodhi hadn't any time for an arigato.
He simply took the Asian utensils, because he had
some eating to do!!
"I got chills,
They're
multiplyin',
And I'm loooo-sin'
self contro-ol,
Cause the power,
You're supplyin',
It's electrifyin'!"
Bodhi ripped off the head of a wasabi man and dipped it in a soy sauce river with a shrimp. He took a bite--absolutely delicious!
"You better
shape up,
'Cause you're the
only one,
And my heart is
set on you
You better shape
up,
You better
understand,
To my heart I must
be true..."
Five sushi dressed as geishas with lettuce kimonos and rice-paper fans danced across a stage with a sushi audience. Bodhi, wearing an identical outfit, snuck onto the
stage and devoured them all. The sushi audience applauded, then
Bodhi jumped off the stage, crowd-surfing while at the same time eating the crowd.
"You're the one
that I want!
(One that I want)
Hoo-hoo-hoo-
honey!
You're the one
that I want!
(One that I want)
Hoo-hoo-hoo-
honey!
The one I need,
Oh yes indeed!"
Bodhi jumped off a cutting-board and flipped into a green tea sea. He grabbed the tentacle of a calamari and started eating it, finishing with a large gulp of the green tea sea.
"You're the one
that I want!
(One that I want)
Hoo-hoo-hoo-
honey!"
Bodhi lay down with his mouth open. A flock of origami cranes made of cabbage fluttered into his
mouth, followed by a calamari, a rice ball, some mochi, and a cute little crab roll holding a rice paper fan. One by one, an endless parade of sushi and other Japanese delicatessens jumped into his mouth, even an entire gallon of soy
sauce and the contents of a bento
box!
"I'm in heaven..." he thought.
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"You're the one
that I want!
(One that I want)
Hoo-hoo-hoo-
honey!"
"HELLO?! GALAXY TO PILOT! YOU IN THERE?!" Yelled JigSaw.
Bodhi did not respond. Even though Bor Gullet had removed his tentacles from Bodhi's mouth, the pilot was still delusional and tasting figment-of-his-imagination sushi. He also continued to sing.
"You're the one
that I want!
(One that I want)
Hoo-hoo-hoo-
honey!"
"You know what--yknow just, just throw the kid out." Said JigSaw. "He's useless to us."
