"...ohhh myyyyy..." said Chirrut.

"Hey!" A Stormtrooper grabbed Cassian. "Put me down--who do ya think you are?!"

"Shooting first, questions later." Said the Stormtrooper.

"YO! BUCKET-HEADS!"

The Stormtroopers turned. Something very tall knocked both of them out. Jyn turned to see an Imperial droid. She raised her blaster and shot it.

Strangely, there was another droid that looked an awful lot like it.

"Did you know that wasn't me?" Said K2.

K was oblivious to the Stormtroopers behind him, yet he uncorked a grenade and threw it at them. An enormous explosion erupted behind him, K still unaware. As Jyn, the others, and Cassian thanked K, one by one someone put bags over their heads and carried them off. When that person had gotten to Chirrut, the mushroom was in disbelief.

"Really?!" He said. "I'm blind. I don't need a bag, thank you!"

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The room was dank and smelt of Bantha fur and fecal matter. Music played from some unknown origin. From within large prison-cell-like cages were our heroes, wondering why they'd been bought here.

"I am one with the Lite Vinaigrette,"

said Chirrut. "The Lite Vinaigrette is with me, I am one with the Lite

Vinaigrette the Lite Vinaigrette is with me..." the wise little mushroom continued to repeat.

"Why do you like that petty religion so?" Asked his friend, a large gourd covered in machinery by the name of Blaze Malbus.

"Just because you cannot see something," Chirrut sighed. "Does not mean you can't feel."

Blaze sighed. He looked around, until he saw the sleeping form of Bodhi Rook lying down in the next cell over. The gourd smiled. He took a large piece of metal and started banging it on the prison bars.

(*BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!BANG!*)

"YO PILOT!!" He yelled.

Bodhi groggily awoke. He peered at Blaze and Chirrut.

"PI IS EXACTLY THREE!!" Yelled the carrot as he jumped up, frightening Blaze and Chirrut.

"Kill..him.." said a terrified Chirrut.

"No." said Blaze. "He's not

dangerous--just delusional."

Blaze was correct. Bodhi made some weird laughing noises, and continued to sing a song from some

50's-themed musical while drooling

everywhere on his body.