"Brilliant, sir!" Said an officer. "How did you know it was Jedha where they were hiding?"

"Well, du-uh!" Said Orson. "If some place has J-E-D in its name like how the word 'Jedi' is spelled and sounds phonetically similar, it OBVIOUSLY has to do with the

enemy!"

The others congratulated Orson on his brilliance. As they applauded, a Stormtrooper approached him.

"Sir!" Said the Stormtrooper.

Orson turned. "I'm TK-2016. I'm here to outfit you for the execution of Galen Erso this evening."

"Brilliant." Orson clapped two non-existent hands together. "Let's get started, shall we?"

"Great." Said the Stormtrooper as he and Orson walked down the hall.

"See, I was thinkin' of a Wookiee-fur trim on your cape--make you look more manly, y'know, more regal.."

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———-

It was raining on the base planet.

Darkness shrouded the entire circumference, sans a bit of light in the distance.

An Imperial ship glided across the atmosphere, but unbeknownst to the Stormtroopers surveying the

landscape, within the ship were Chirrut, Blaze, Bodhi, K-2S0, Cassian, and Jyn.

"Once we land," said Cassian, "We must find him, and kill him."

Blaze and Chirrut nodded. Jyn raised an eyebrow.

"Kill whom?" She asked. "Orson?"

"Uh..." Cassian sweated. "Uh, y-yeah, O-Orson.."

"Good." Said Jyn.

"Pilot!!" Said Cassian. "Are we there yet?!"

"Stop calling me that." Said Bodhi. "My name is Bodhi."

"Well, Bodhi." Said Cassian. "Are we

there?"

"We should be in a few minutes." Bodhi gazed back at the sky. "...besides, I have to pee."

"I cannot believe I am doing this." Said Jyn.

"So you'd prefer to stay on that Labor Camp?" Asked Blaze.

"No.." said Jyn.

"What is friendship?" Said Chirrut. "What is a friend? Having friends can be dangerous. How does one know they are not waiting behind his back with a knife at ones throat?"

"Thats another thing--Chirrut, why do you always say something...so er, Confucius-like every now and then?" Asked Jyn.

Chirrut looked up at her. His milky eyes gave her a skeptical look.

"I'm a wise blind sage--we're

supposed to do that."

Jyn sat back down.

Suddenly, a light came on, and Bodhi examined the controls,

frightened.

"Oh no.." he said.

"Don't tell me." Said K. "We're

crash-landing, aren't we."

"Yep."

"I knew it."

"WE'RE GONNA DIIIIEEEE!!" Bodhi screamed.

This ship started to descend onto the surface of the planet much like a downward bound rollercoaster. Everyone held tight to the seating or whatever they could and braced themselves during the fall and the

sound of metal "sk-REEEEE-ch"-ing against the ground.

"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Everyone screamed as the ship zoomed.

"...ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Chirrut rolled a set of baoding balls in his "hand".

The ship came to a perfect stop somewhere in front of the Imperial Base. Within, Blaze held Chirrut tightly, K stopped functioning, Bodhi was on the ceiling, Jyn's hair was wildly out of place, and Cassian had fainted.

"Well," said Bodhi. "That solves my bathroom problem..."