Jyn played with a yoyo she'd found, not doing any tricks, just flinging it to and fro.
"Jyn!" Came a voice.
It was Cassian. The asparagus groaned in annoyance.
"What do you want.." Said Jyn, sternly.
"Well, we're gonna be taking on an Empire, so..."
Jyn's jaw dropped.
Standing around Cassian, were Chirrut, Blaze, Bodhi, and some other members of the Republic.
"I thought you might need some
recruits." Cassian smiled.
Jyn started to cry happy tears. She hugged Cassian.
"Thank you so much." She said.
"Count me in, too!" Said Bodhi.
Everyone looked at K2. They gave encouraging smiles. Finally the robot spoke up.
"Meh." He said. "Im in...but there is a 59.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999..."
K continued to say 9, until he
malfunctioned. Then, he regained power.
"...percent chance this will end in failiure."
——————-
"Helllllooooo!" Said Bodhi Rook into the speaker. "This is...uhh...Rogue...One, we will be requesting flight access momentarily. Over."
Bodhi hung up the speaker. He turned to the crew of Rebels.
"Now. The ship in particular that I have stolen for our little 'frolic'..." said Bodhi, smiling. "Is one of many luxury starship brands by lux, the Empire's finest, top-of-the
line vehicles!"
Everyone oohed and awed at the sight of the silver/white colored ship.
"Just like in the commercials..." Cassian said.
—————
--"Are you a Sith
Lord? Do you
wanna show the
Rebels who's boss
without using that
old piece of junk
you call a ship?"--
--"With our
exclusive Empire
brand of chrome-
finished, high-
tech, luxury
starships, you can
blow off steam
while you blow up
the world!"--
--"...lux brand
starships."--
--"Because it
feels so good to
be bad."--
PRICES START AT
1,0000K PER
MONTH NO TAX
OR EVASIONS
—————
Bodhi opened the ship's door.
Within the ship, was an array of
high-tech items such as snack dispensers, the best in line A/C's and heating, beverage dispensers, surround sound radios, TVs, auto-pilots, and seat-warmer buttons. In the back was an elegant set of car seats that also doubled as water beds (filled with live goldfish!), and two other seats to the left and right sides.
"Sweet..." said Blaze as he lounged back on the seating with Chirrut.
"We never had this on the farm..." Jyn gazed at the neon lights on the ceiling.
Bodhi pressed a button on the dashboard. A compartment opened up, revealing multiple glasses of wine.
"Anyone for some bubbly?" He called to everyone else in a snooty voice.
Everyone took a glass and gave a cheers. They'd need it in this battle.
K2 started the ignition on the ship. He and Bodhi looked back at Jyn and the others, wearing sunglasses. A hip-hop beat played on the radio.
"Get rolled with the fever on the dance floor!" Said K2.
"Now who got a
fever for the flavor
Who can dig the
way that I flex on a
track can cause a
rampage
We can work on
point with the nop
on style though my
lip there'd be room
in the mad joints.." K rapped.
"Ev'ry Bodhi ova
here,
Ev'ry Bodhi ova
there,
It ya boi Bodhi
Rook put yo hands
in tha air!"
Bodhi rapped as well.
"Ah, Ah, Ah,
Ah,
Stayin' Alive,
Stayin' Alive,
A-Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Stayin' Alive,
Stayin' Alive,..."
