Jyn played with a yoyo she'd found, not doing any tricks, just flinging it to and fro.

"Jyn!" Came a voice.

It was Cassian. The asparagus groaned in annoyance.

"What do you want.." Said Jyn, sternly.

"Well, we're gonna be taking on an Empire, so..."

Jyn's jaw dropped.

Standing around Cassian, were Chirrut, Blaze, Bodhi, and some other members of the Republic.

"I thought you might need some

recruits." Cassian smiled.

Jyn started to cry happy tears. She hugged Cassian.

"Thank you so much." She said.

"Count me in, too!" Said Bodhi.

Everyone looked at K2. They gave encouraging smiles. Finally the robot spoke up.

"Meh." He said. "Im in...but there is a 59.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999..."

K continued to say 9, until he

malfunctioned. Then, he regained power.

"...percent chance this will end in failiure."

——————-

"Helllllooooo!" Said Bodhi Rook into the speaker. "This is...uhh...Rogue...One, we will be requesting flight access momentarily. Over."

Bodhi hung up the speaker. He turned to the crew of Rebels.

"Now. The ship in particular that I have stolen for our little 'frolic'..." said Bodhi, smiling. "Is one of many luxury starship brands by lux, the Empire's finest, top-of-the

line vehicles!"

Everyone oohed and awed at the sight of the silver/white colored ship.

"Just like in the commercials..." Cassian said.

—————

--"Are you a Sith

Lord? Do you

wanna show the

Rebels who's boss

without using that

old piece of junk

you call a ship?"--

--"With our

exclusive Empire

brand of chrome-

finished, high-

tech, luxury

starships, you can

blow off steam

while you blow up

the world!"--

--"...lux brand

starships."--

--"Because it

feels so good to

be bad."--

PRICES START AT

1,0000K PER

MONTH NO TAX

OR EVASIONS

—————

Bodhi opened the ship's door.

Within the ship, was an array of

high-tech items such as snack dispensers, the best in line A/C's and heating, beverage dispensers, surround sound radios, TVs, auto-pilots, and seat-warmer buttons. In the back was an elegant set of car seats that also doubled as water beds (filled with live goldfish!), and two other seats to the left and right sides.

"Sweet..." said Blaze as he lounged back on the seating with Chirrut.

"We never had this on the farm..." Jyn gazed at the neon lights on the ceiling.

Bodhi pressed a button on the dashboard. A compartment opened up, revealing multiple glasses of wine.

"Anyone for some bubbly?" He called to everyone else in a snooty voice.

Everyone took a glass and gave a cheers. They'd need it in this battle.

K2 started the ignition on the ship. He and Bodhi looked back at Jyn and the others, wearing sunglasses. A hip-hop beat played on the radio.

"Get rolled with the fever on the dance floor!" Said K2.

"Now who got a

fever for the flavor

Who can dig the

way that I flex on a

track can cause a

rampage

We can work on

point with the nop

on style though my

lip there'd be room

in the mad joints.." K rapped.

"Ev'ry Bodhi ova

here,

Ev'ry Bodhi ova

there,

It ya boi Bodhi

Rook put yo hands

in tha air!"

Bodhi rapped as well.

"Ah, Ah, Ah,

Ah,

Stayin' Alive,

Stayin' Alive,

A-Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah

Stayin' Alive,

Stayin' Alive,..."