"You Really Got

Me

You Really Got Me

You Really Got

Me.."

The battle went on.

Rebels died, so did Imperials. Jyn and Cassian were still trying to get those plans. Meanwhile, Bodhi Rook was assisting Cassian in any way possible...while becoming quite drunk.

(Cue "2001: A Space Odessey" Theme)

Bodhi's wine glass started to rumble. He looked outside, then picked up his comlink and said to

Blaze;

"Uh...am I the only one hearing this?"

Blaze gulped. More booming footsteps could be heard. Bodhi emerged from the ship carrying a wine glass, casually sipping from it.

Palm trees fell in front of the two,

revealing a titanic crew of AT-ATs!

clash!*

Bodhi's wine glass shattered to the ground, the remaining Pinot noir 1901 spilling from the broken

shards.

"Dangit!" Said Bodhi.

"My Destiny is at hand..." Blaze sighed. He walked closer to the giant foot. "I will be with Chirrut..."

Blaze embraced the huge, titanium-metal foot. He kissed it, prompting a weird reaction from Bodhi.

"I do not fear anything..." he said. "Not even you, my giant, metal fri--"

Blaze Malbus was squished under the giant foot of the AT-AT.

All that remained of him, were hunks of machinery and juice.

"See, don't ever

set me free,

I always wanna be

by your side

Girl, you really got

me now

You got me now,

you got me so I

can't sleep at

night!"

"Oh Maker..." Bodhi gasped. He hid inside the ship and panted, worried.

"Blaze is dead--Cassian and Jyn--

they'll be dead as well..."

Suddenly, a bomb rolled into the ship, interrupting Marvin Gaye's "Let's get it On". Bodhi threw the wine out the starship, but it was no use. With all the alcohol in Bodhi, he would certainly go out like a firecracker.

"Holy--"

KABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!*

The starship exploded to pieces, along with Bodhi. Cassian and Jyn were the last hope for the Rebellion now.

God help them.

--

Meanwhile, Tart-kin saw the entire blast with a pair of binoculars. The remaining hunk of the spaceship flew into the air and crunched an AT-AT.

A goldfish from the water bed seating landed with a splat on the window. Tart-kin pulled it off, and dropped it into a water cup.

"Well..." said Tart-kin, staring at his

new 'pal'. "That's gonna be expensive.."