"WOO-HOOO!!" Said Jyn and Cassian once they reached the top, tired, sweaty, but nonetheless they had made it this far.
"Quick!" Said Cassian. "Plug it in!"
Jyn wired the plans to the transmitter. She was about to send it, when she heard an awfully close gunshot from a tall man in a white suit. It was Orson Krennic, and he was clearly not pleased with this.
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Orson yelled.
Jyn turned around, an explosion forming behind her. She shot him in the stomach, although he was partially wounded.
"I'm Jyn Erso." Said the asparagus, boldly. "You know, the little girl your men killed fifteen years ago?"
Jyn flung her weapon around like a gunslinger.
"Prepare to die." She said.
Orson was in disbelief. He quickly grabbed another gun, and was about to aim it at her, when he felt a cool breeze on his lower body.
"Oh my..." said Jyn. "What WOULDN'T you do for a Klondike bar?"
Orson looked. He looked down, face reddening. Orson screamed internally, for his shirt had ridden up and his midriff was now on display for Jyn.
"No..." he moved back, huge, slightly bloodied belly jiggling with his every motion.
Orson picked up the pieces of his corset, to his horror it was ripped to shreds.
"NO THIS CAN'T BE!!"
"Oh, it be sweetheart, it be."
"You better
think!
(Think!)
Think about what you're tryin' to do
to me,
Yeeeaah,
Think!
(Think! Think!)
Let your mind go,
Let yourself be
freeee!!"
Orson didn't know what to make of this.
Cassian however, sighed immensely, his love had the voice of an angel.
"Let's go back,
let's go back
Let's go way on
back when,
I didn't even know
you
You couldn't have
been too much
more than ten
(just a child)
I ain't no
psychiatrist,
I ain't no doctor
with degreeees
It don't take too
much high IQ's
To see what
you're doing to m-"
Orson slapped Jyn before she could even finish the second verse.
"Stop that singing, you daft girl--you think this is a MUSICAL or something?!!"
Orson kicked Cassian to the side as he was about to fight him.
"Uhh..." Jyn smiled. "Yeah?"
Cassian, with his last movement, was able to lift up his gun. He aimed it at Orson, and pulled the trigger.
"AAAAK!" Orson screamed. Cassian had shot a perfect area of his stomach, leaving a mark behind.
"Holy Cucumber!" Said Jyn as she gazed at the hole in Orson's body. "We did it!!"
"We most certainly did." Said Cassian.
Upon heaving the body of their enemy off the bridge, Jyn and Cassian pressed some buttons on the antennae, re-wired some wires here and there, until...
"We have the plans!!" Yelled the General into his comlink. "REPEAT, WE HAVE THE PLANS!!"
Everyone cheered.
However, this was no time to
celebrate...
Slowly something enormous blocked the sun on Scarif.
Every Rebel and Imperial gasped at what it was...
Large and intimidating, composed of much metal and wiring, was the great Weapon that the empire had
constructed. The name for this Weapon struck fear into the hearts of many, for it certainly lived up
to its terrifying name of "Death-
Star."
"Activate the Weapon." Said Verdura. The officers obeyed.
"This is Papa Bear to Mama Bear!" Said an officer to someone working
on the Death Star.
"We are GO for launch!"
"Launch!"
"Launch!"
"Lunch?" A gourd said.
"No!" An officer told him.
"Launch!"
"Launch!"
At that moment, the Weapon was fully charged and sent a blast at the planet. Everyone applauded, then Verdura said to Tart-kin.
"Grand Moff Clementine Tart-kin," said Verdura.
"Since Krennic's clearly gonna be dead soon, by the order of I, Lord Verdura, you are henceforth promoted to my right-hand man."
"Thank you, sir." Tart-Kin pressed
the firing button.
A beam of green light hit the surface of Scarif. Slowly, waves rose, and pretty soon a giant explosion/wave was on the rise.
:
"And I need you
now tonight,
And I need you
more than ever,
And we'll only be
making it ri-i-ight,
And we'll never be
wrong..."
Jyn and Cassian slowly walked on the beach. They splashed around a
little in the waves. The radish and
asparagus both knew they were done for, but they would at least go
out knowing that they had done a
great deal for the Republic. Despite
their inevitable deaths, Cassian
and Jyn both knew they would be honored as heroes, along with JigSaw, Blaze, Bodhi, Chirrut, and even K2.
Krennic had lost, and the Republic had won.
"Together we
can take it to the
end of the line
Your love is like a
shadow on me all
of the time
(All of the time)
I don't know what
to do and I'm
always in the dark
We're living in a
powder keg and
giving off sparks
I really need you
tonight
Forever's gonna
start tonight
(Forever's gonna
start tonight)"
"Well..." Jyn looked at Cassian,
then at the explosion/wave.
"Surf's up." The radish chuckled. He and Jyn "held hands."
"Surf's up." He replied.
"Once upon a
time there was
light in my life
But now there's
only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of
the heart..."
"All pilots, set a course for home." The general said.
"10-4!" The Rebellion pilots obeyed.
