Ok guy love the feedback.

First I would like to say for those of you asking for Naruto fighting in a match, sorry to say we may not see him fight for a number of chapters but he get there eventually if you gusy review some more. But right now Naruto is like the new guy on a football team, you bench him till you're desperate and he turns the whole thing around. So sorry guys.

Second if anyone plays Smite my screen name is DragonBlazeX so keep an eye out for me.

Third Some gods may say out Jutsu names but they aren't using chakra they just using an attack that the jutsu look like but are using magic god energy they have which is similar to chakra but just less developed so nobody freak out when jutsu names show they are there to help for imagery.

Forth can anyone send me laughs and sound effects for certain types of characters seriously like does anyone know how to write a pervert a laugh. I know how highclass ladies do Hohoho and Fufufu but that's about it

12/21/15 Sorry for the wait guys got caught up with finals and college shit along with family feels.

I own nothing but the story

and as always FLAMERS WILL BE BANNED

Jutsu/ special attacks = Rasengan

Thoughts ='ramen'

Speaking = Fight

Biju talk/drone/minion = bijudama

Chapter 3

A Man's Day With A Little Monster

"Tsuga!" echoed across the field of battle as a red and black cyclone tore across the right lane smashing straight into Hades. Ramming him straight out of his towers safety zone and into the gap between his phoenix and 2nd tower. "Dam you Insufferable Hound!" the phantasmal king of the underworld rasped out as he clutched shredded gut, while his eyes swept towards his foe, Fenrir.

"Oh ya you emo? What are you going to do cut yourself?" The hound of ragnarok fired back.

"You insufferable brat when I'm done with you I drag you down to hell, to be violated by Cerberus like to bitch you are. Now Kneel!" the dead king shouted back in his wispy ghost like voice. As he rose to his feet while his staff seemed to thrum with the powers of his domain.

"You and what army you decrepit bag of bones." Fenrir taunted back full of adrenalin as his team already took out the two other towers. While he had killed all the opposing team's gods except for Hades. Who took out both Chaac and the speedy Mercury in retaliation.

"This ONE!" slamming his staff into the ground Hades summoning forth a small detachment of undead Greek themed minions. "Alright then. Now we got a fight on our hands" Fenrir said with an excited growl while he moved low and close to the ground as he charged at the army of undead.

Tearing through each zombie with the ferocity of a pack of dogs, it was during this that Fenrir though back to his training with his benched sensei.

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"Good job Fenrir you're starting to get a feel for the Inuzuka taijutsu" the blond sage said as he watched his black furred student finishing dispatching the last moving minion dummy with elbow strike. "Ya it's weird but it feels right at the same time."

"It should it was made by clan who specialized in fighting with Ninkin. Which means they had to keep up with them, while also having a means for Ninkin to fight when transformed into their owner. In other words it basically dog kung Fu." Naruto said as he and his student went about setting the drones back into their standby station. "Alright last time when we fought you breathed a mass fire when you went all out last time. Think you can do it again as you are now? "

"Kinnda but it only comes out in small puffs" the dog said as he went about puffing a small measly flame out to prove his point. "Ya well I want to see how much of your gods magic power can be turned into something a bit more versatile, so get work!" The blond shouted as he brought out a filled tea pot.

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Feeling a grin the wolf lept up high above his foe's heads as he put all that time making tea to use. "Katon: Hōsenka no Jutsu (Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire )" a multitude of small fireballs sprung from the dog's mouth to decimate the remaining undead forces before flipping behind the Greek death god cutting him off as he tried to run to the Phoenix for protection.

Slipping under a wild shot of death magic Fenrir closed in on his foe. Once in range Fenrir delivered strong claw slash to Hades's face which sent the floating death god reeling as he clutched his eyes. Deciding to finish the fight Fenrir unleashed another Inuzuka jutsu. "Gatenga" was called out as he rolled into a ball of death strangely reminiscent of a blue hedgehog. Smashing into the death god Fenrir drove him straight through whatever red minions and crashed into the last right tower bringing it down on top of the death god. Rising from the dust Fenrir looked down at his opponent as Hades sank a pitch portal into the ground singling teh god had been slayed.

"Deicide!"

"2nd right Order tower destroyed"

"1st left Order tower destroyed"

"2nd center Order tower destroyed" Fenrir let a savage grin creep across his face as each announcement went off only served to make it wider till it became almost shark like. "Alright boys let's push forward and get us some fried chicken!" Fenrir shouted as he led his silent contingent of blue Greeks. As he strode forward and backhanded a leftover red archer minion as he made way for his troops straight towards the phoenix .

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Boisterous laughter rolled across the mess hall as many of the victorious order team celebrated over the spoil of battle. But none laughed louder than a certain wolf as he swung about a flagon of mead. "FIVE WINS IN A ROW WITH NO RESPAWN. FENRIR IS THE ALPHA!" Called out the high riding Norse god while his sensei looks at him from a across the table while he nursed his own mead.

"Oh? Does the Big bad wolf think he's top of the heap? Should I call Shukaku out again?" Naruto said as he looked at his now frozen student. "What! NO, no no that not necessary Naruto I'm just excited from my victories after all I'm the first one in a while who got the prize" the wolf said as he waved his arms in front of him as if to ward off the sand tanuki. After all he still remembers what happened the first time they met.

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"So teach what are we doing today? Learning, training or sparring."

"Sparring" the shinobi answered only to hear his student quickly falling into a stance to combat whatever that may come his way. "Not me this time Fenrir" Naruto said as his student still held his stance.

"Ya and the last time you said that you kicked me in the nuts" It was true Naruto had a habit of keeping Fenrir aware of his surroundings by saying one thing a doing another. Or just attacking him whenever he feels like. Mostly to simulate the effect of foes popping out of the jungle while he was in the middle of a fight, or work off whatever stress he accumulates.

"I'm honest this time" he said as he held a hand over his heart. "And the time you said that you shoved a stick up my ass" sighing Naruto just waved his hand creating a small dust devil that slowly formed into a tunki, roughly the size of one of the larger cyclopes in the jungle.

"Fenrir this is an old friend of mine. Shukaku meet Fenrir, Fenrir meet Shukaku you two will fighting today."

"Sup dog breath"

"So uh how'd you and Naruto meet?"

"I tried to crush his body and feast on his blood" In response Fenrir just looked at Naruto in confusion. "What? I'm friends with a lot of people who've tried to kill me before." The wolf god could only sweatdrop at the rather nonchalant answer his teacher gave him.

"Now are you two ready? Hajime!"

Following his teachings he quickly fell to his claws for mobility as he analyzed his opponent. 'Alright so far he looks at Geb so probably has a high defense. So hit and run while staying away from his front.' Deciding on his plan he began strafing to the left while firing out a small barrage of slashes.

In response Shukaku just swung his arm breaking all the waves of Odin force that came his way. "Come on, one would think that someone trained under Naruto-san would have been a little stronger." Falling for the taunt Fenrir charged in from his foes flank hoping glass his side with a burst of flames. But thing don't always go as planned "Feel my wrath you oversized ra-WHAA" As the wolf god was lifted up by his hind leg by a tendril of sand.

Sensing pain was immanent Fenrir turned to look at Shukaku gazed sadistically back at his prey. "Umm mercy?" As if the tanuki considered it he began to scratch his chin.

"Hmmm….Na"

That aftermath was what many described as a brutal smackdown as the wolf god was repeatedly flung into the ground.

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Shuddering Fenrir tried his best calm down "Please anything but that I'm still sore from that last time we fought"

"I still don't get why you're so scared of him you beaten him a good amount of times. That and you're technically stronger than him." Naruto said as he looked at the wolf god like he was about start praying to whatever his higher than a god. 'The Jubi maybe?'

"That may be true but the way he fights honestly it's like fighting Scylla, with that savage grin of his as he asks for my blood. But what worse is when he acts smart almost like some mad scientist trying to dissect you." Sighing Naruto decided to try and divert the conversation. "So what are you going to do with your prize?"

The Prize one of the most coveted things a lone god could have. Traditionally all winning go towards the pantheon and are managed by all the gods. But if a single god wins five matches in a row they get their own personal dimension where they have absolute control over with zero interference from the rest their pantheon. And for a god like Fenrir who is normally despised by his pantheon and its followers it's pretty big thing. Especially since most gods never go above a three wins in a row.

"I mean after all it's your first one. A dimension where they will most likely see you as a noble god." It was then Fenrir stopped as he seriously thought on what kind of dimension he would make. "Probably something with heroes, fighting and a bunch of sexy girls with animal ears in skimpy and or tight clothing"

Almost instantly Naruto's head hit the table barely missing his holy ramen 'A Kemonomimi dimension really?...Well I guess it could be worse I heard something about the Shinigami making a world where it full of grim reapers, monsters and magic cleaning product. And Vulcan made something of a mess in his where the warriors have weird swords with teeth and MASSIVE shoulder pads as they prayed to the machine god.'

"Kami man you're the reason the term horn dog was invented"

"Well SORRY! If I wanted to have some fun and give some girls my ~warrior blessing~" Seeing as his only friend here began to go full pervert mode Naruto decided to end the fun and games. "Ok ya dog, pant later train now I'm curious what would happen if you win ten times" he said as he dragged the wolf by his collar

"What! Come on man, you can have the fox girl Naruto! Please don't do this to me! NOOooo." While this was going on neither noticed the sets of eyes following them.

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"Come on Fenrir last time I checked dogs beat turtles in a fight" Naruto said while he watched Fenrir run away from spouts of water as he hopped from one platform to another in the lake like arena. "Ya well you try and fight water with fire!" The gods shouted back as he dodged a belly flop from Isobu that would have crushed him. Only to land in the drink from the following wave.

Deciding he the poor wolf had enough Naruto decided to end the fight. "Ok Isobu I think he has had enough."

"No problem Naruto, but can I go back into the seal I need to meditate"

'Meditate my ass you just want to sleep *sigh*' "Fine get in here you lazy bastard." Not even allowing Naruto to finishing the Sanbie already dissolved into chakra darted into the seal. "Yawwwn Nnn~ God I hate it when he gives me his second hand sleep. Alright dry off, you smell like a wet dog."

"Don't need to tell me twice,you think it's bad smelling from your distance try being up close to it." Ignoring the shaking dog Naruto continued "Now come on and go to bed man I'll clean up." As Naruto began cleaning up some of the leftover equipment as he made his way into the center of the basic ring.

Feeling Fenrir leave Naruto finally felt the need to deal with his guest "You can come on out now… Scylla. Glad someone can still use stealth these days. Now why are you here?" Naruto asked as he turned towards and advancing mass of shadows as it giggled childishly. "Yay! You found me at first I thought this wouldn't be fun! Now we get to play"

"Oh and play what exactly" he said as he began to make out a rather short and diminutive form. "Why FETCH OF COURSE! NOW MAX, PEATE AND PLUTO, FETCH!" the now revealed Scylla shouted as three massive wolf heads emerged from underneath her skirt each connected back to her body by think green serpent bodies. Back flipping Naruto dodged two heads that tried to pincer him. Only for the third to swipe him out of the air and tried crush the bond between it jaws.

*Poof* "Uroo?" the head that snagged Naruto looked on in confusion as he didn't feel the wet sensation of blood instead feeling something that tasted much more like a boat. "YO! I heard you say fetch, so I thought I'd give your dogs a stick to play with." Naruto teased as the little ginger began to stomp what he assumed were feet.

"Ohhh you breaking the rules that's not how you play. After I catch you are supposed go into my doggies bellies. YOU! YOU BIG MEANY!" she shouted at the blond as she rose a hand up and called upon her magic forming green spell circle. Once formed she aimed at the blond and proceeded to blast him with a multitude of green spell balls that exploded on impact.

"Oi! I just cleaned this place-Great Scott!" Naruto shouted out as nimbly dodged the balls of death, only for him to nearly get singed by a bolt of lightning. "Shut up. Shut up SHUT UP YOU CHEATING POOPY HEAD!" the now yellow circle wielding girl insulted as she tried to fry the blond with a few Jiggawatts.

"That's it! I'm ending this Raikiri (Lightning Blade)", with his sensei's prized attack primed he charged straight towards the pissed god child, while using the jutsu to its littoral potential as he slashed through each bolt that got in his way.

"DUMMY,DOOFIES, KNUCKLE HEAD MIC SPAZ-A-TRON" Scylla shouted as she sent all six of her dogs as the blond, four coming from her skirt while two somehow came from her sleeves. Skillfully slipping past the dogs with a quick Shunshin he deactivated the raiton jutsu and raised his head high above his head.

"UZUMAKI CHOP!" Naruto shouted as he brought his hand down on top of the little monster girl and apparently knocking not only her out but her dogs as well as they slither back into Scylla's dress. "Now, what to do with you?" Naruto said as he looked down at Scylla. Honestly he couldn't leave such a young girl unconscious in the middle of the arena. Sighing he began to move the body.

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'Soft~, this feels so nice' Scylla as her head rested on something soft. She always loved soft things after she first felt it. After all, before she just had was rocks that were more or less always wet from Charybdis being a big meany by spitting on her stuff. Till one day she saw a ship pass by and drug it to her and did what that really big scary guy made out of snakes taught her in her dreams, how to eat and play with others.

Following the aftermath she found these weird square things that when touched when squish like her playmates but didn't ooze that red stuff and it felt nice. Following her miraculous discovery she gather all the squishy things and made a pile on her sleep space, and had the best sleep ever!

But nothing compared to this, it not only had that rare cross between firm and soft; however it had something special it was WARM! 'Ohuu~' whatever this things was she would take it back to her pile. Where she could enjoy far away from that blond stink…

"I know you're awake Scylla. Now do you mind getting up, my legs are falling asleep."

"WHAT THE MPH-"

"You know it rude to yell at a guy who trying to be nice after you attack him and gave you a lap pillow." Naruto said with narrowed eyes, as he covered the mouth of now awake girl.

Freeing herself from the blonde's hand and admittedly comfortable lap, tears immediately began to form at the corners of her eyes. "You...you *hic* big MEANY!" and with that shout the dams broke, as the young girl began to imitate a fountain while her tears began to form puddles. Hissings through his teeth Naruto began to calm the distraught Scylla. "Now, now there's no need to get upset now ok, you can calm down." Naruto began as he used the skills as a father to his little sunflower he picked up whenever she was upset (well at least before she was six, after that it was trying to keep her from killing people). As he held the girl he began to rub circles in her back, "Now will you tell me what's wrong?"

As she began to calm down she worked her voice through her sniffles "You didn't play the game right. You were supposed to lose and get in my friend's belly like all the others while you screamed. But you're weird you act like those people on the shore, but you act different you didn't play like them after they screamed. And you act like those other people to the small people. And..." rambled the young monster as Naruto became lost in his thoughts. 'Kami, she sounds like Gaara. '

"Hay, you want to go someplace nice?" Naruto got no verbal response as he felt the girl nod her head in agreement as she smeared snot into his clothes. "Alright then, up we go" Naruto said as he picked up the young girl and began to carry her towards his room.

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Going past the main room Naruto walked straight towards the best person who could help. "Where are we?" the young girl said as she finally pulled her out of the rather wet spot on the shinobi's shirt and looked at the all-encompassing grains and farm house. "We are in a place where someone really nice will want to help you."

"Is she soft?" Honestly Naruto didn't know how to respond to that. On one hand it could help comfort a troubled young girl. On the other he could get one of the female Biju pissed at him by saying that she was soft I.E. fat. Shuddering Naruto decided to take whatever blows to the head he would get for the sake of a kid. Again. "Err...kind of… but she is really nice, she'll love you trust me."

Walking up to the mesh door of the farmhouse Naruto began to knock as he smelled of the cherry pie drift out through the mesh. "Hey! Kokuō I got someone who wants to meet you." Naruto shouted into the house as Scylla seemed to try and hide herself in his shirt as clicks of the house's owner came to the door.

Opening the door Naruto still couldn't wrap his head around some of the human-ish form the Biju used from time to time. As he gazed at the rather tall and fit white haired women with pale skin who stood just shy of a head below him. In what looked like jeans cuffed just above her hooves and a red & black flannel top with the sleeves rolled up past her elbows of her arms. As her long white hair was held back in a ponytail save for a single clump that the came down over her right eye hiding it, while the other showed her reddish mascara like marking, while her five tails swished behind her.

"Ahh Naruto it soo good to see you! And who's this little girl" Kokuō said as she leaned in close to the young girl who only shied away. Frowning the Biju continued to try and break the girl's shell "Now now can't have pretty girl like you hide herself from the world otherwise I' be sad" Kokuō said as she fished her sentence with a pouty face causing the now shy girl to giggle.

Smiling Naruto continued "Kokuō mind if I and little Scylla-chan come on in?" Nodding the tailed beast began to lead her into home and to were the heavenly smell of sweet cherry pie came from. Upon entering the Naruto quickly scanned the room for the pie as his eyes gazed over the large table fit for twenty directly next to large sliding glass door that lead to the porch. Following his nose he turned towards the serving window that lead to the kitchen, and spotted the goal of his search sitting on a window sill across the kitchen cooling.

"Naruto is lemonade alright?" Kokuō called as she rooted around in the fridge.

"Ya sure"

"And what about Scylla-Chan?"

"Well Scylla what do what to drink?" the bond asked the little redhead who now sat in one of the chairs near the kitchen. "Can I have some blood?"

"..." honestly Naruto by this point he wondered if this is what Sarutobi-jiji felt when he was putting up with him…'Naaaa I wasn't that bad'….

"Any juice box Kokuō"

"Any particular?"

"Anything red flavored!" Naruto called back hoping whatever she got would pacify Scylla the last thing he needed was a crying little girl...that would probably cause her dogs to come out and wreck the place. Which would lead to Kokuō getting pissed at him….

'maybe this wasn't the best idea?'

"Is berry mix fine?"

"Yes!" As Naruto began to think of a plan encase things goes south Kokuō came in with drinks in hand as she balanced plates, forks and of course cherry pie on her tails. Masterfully she began to set the table with quick flicks as each object was set in proper order in front of the guests and herself. "Here you go Sugarcube" the tailed beast said as she placed the box with a bendy straw already to go for the young girl.

Cautiously took hold of the box before examining as if she was unsure what to do with it. Taking a glance at Naruto she watched he proceeded to suck his drink through the strange white stick. Mimicking him she sucked up hers as red juice followed up the straw. One the fluid hit her tongue her head swam as the favors as she was sent into a trace of deliciousness. "This is much better than blood!" she cried out as she went back to happily drinking her juice box with a grin on her face.

'Crap' though Naruto as he turned to meet the normally motherly Biju with a disturbingly sweet smile. "Naruto-kun is there something you want to tell me~?" Kokuō cooed as the voice seemed to burn holes in ground with the venom it dripped.

Sweating Naruto said the only thing he hoped would make sense "She's like Gaara".

"...What?!" having no chance to dodge, Kokuō grabbed Naruto's ear and proceeded to yank him into the hall. "Scuse us for a moment Sugarcube, I need to have a few words with Naruto-kun. Now enjoy your pie"

"Ow, ow, ow Kokuō can you just let me exp- YEOUCH!" Naruto called out as Kokuō cut him off with a painful twist of his ear. "Now can you tell me why such a sweet looking little girl is like Gaara and WHY you thought it was a good idea to bring her here." she said as her tails began to whip into a frenzy.

"Well you see the thing is….KA-CRASH" Naruto began as he was cut off by the sound of crashing plates and utter chaos in the dining room. Upon entering the dining room they found four of the dog like heads causing a mess as they smeared both Naruto's and Kokuō's pie all over the room and generally caused havoc. While little Scylla sat in the same spot giving one of her hounds a taste of her juice box while another continued to lick and smear a pie stain all over her cheek and dress.

"That she has giant dogs coming out of her dress that are normally blood thirsty" As if on cue two the dogs unoccupied with their master began to attack the Gobi. This didn't go well as the tailed beast basically back handed both of attacking heads into the wall. Soon the Biju stood in front of the monster girl as Scylla's dogs seemed to abandon her in face of the terrifying force that is Kokuō.

Shaking Scylla looked on in terror at the she beast as she stood in front of the Greek with a piercing gaze that seemed to stare through her and into hell. Looking on in fear Scylla instinctively closed her eyes when she saw the women reach behind her back most likely to go for what Scylla assumed was a knife.

As Scylla waited to for the cold edge to pierce her flesh, she instead felt a damp and soft touch on her cheek. "Look and you, you're a mess." Opening her eyes she saw how the woman was attempting to remove the pie stains across her face with a wet handkerchief. "Oh and your dress is ruined." Looking down Scylla noticed that Kokuō was indeed right that her favorite dress was indeed dotted with juice and pie stains.

"Come on we need to get you into a bath" grabbing her hand the tall women began to lead the Greek monster towards the bathroom.

In relief Naruto let out the breath he instinctively held when Kokuō got that look in her eye. Over all he felt pretty good about this little catastrophe, he even avoided getting punished.

"Naruto~ this mess better be cleaned before I get back." Kokuō voice echoed throughout the house as he heard the sickening sweetness in her tone.

"...Damn it" he had to go and invoke Murphy.

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It well into the evening as Naruto and Kokuō sat and in Naruto's main room both sitting on a couch in front of a coffee table sipping tea. As silence seems to make the sound of little Scylla's breathing echo across the room while she slept on a couch across from them huddled under a spare blanket.

"So how is she?" Naruto asked as looked at the Biju next to him. Honestly ever since those two came out of the bathroom. Kokuō became a lot more subdued if what her chakra told him anything. Meaning whatever those two talked about while in there, was pretty heavy.

"Well long story short you were half right, she kind of is like Gaara, not as bad as but still worse than you. Yet more messed up then the two of you combined"

"So little, if any positive contact and no beatings."

"Kind of. She had one big negative interaction with some she calls father Typhon. Gave her a lot of bad advice. So now she sees murder as a game."

"Crap"

"Yet is still curious and now a little about more gentle interaction. Honestly she by the end of the bath she called me mother. When I asked why she called me that she said she thought that is what you're supposed to do to call ladies who are nice to little people. Kami that was awkward. It took me a while to explain the concept behind mothers, but it the end she just kept calling me mom."

"Well hopefully she will hang around me more and I can get her to adjust to a normal social mindset."

"*Snort* Well I will see you in a decade then Naruto- Kun"

"Ha-ha well laugh it up, Kaa-san." Naruto shot back. As the five tails seems to shut up at that remark. "Well it's your problem now see ya." Kokuō said as she got up from the couch and left the blond hero to his own devices

"Oi! Well should have seen that coming." Sighing Naruto began to sink into the couch as he heard Kokuō closed the door to her room.

Hearing some shuffling he looked over towards Scylla who began to fidget almost as if having a bad dream. Sighing Naruto moved to sit next the Greek monster girl. One there he adjusted the blanket so it could propel cover her once again. Feeling his old father instinct come to the surface he began to run his hand through the girls rust red hair as she finally calmed down under his ministrations.

'Looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight *sigh*. Ah well maybe the old wolf would like a fellow god in his regiment. '

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"Doggy!"

"Ahhhh! Get away! Leave me alone."

"This... was a terrible idea." Naruto uttered allowed as he watched the mighty Fenrir run around in circles away from a little girl. Well she had her snake dog things out, but still he was a fierce warrior getting chased by something came up to Naruto's waist.

"I have a feeling I should have just stuck with the hermit bit. At least then things made sense."

Sup guys glad to see more followers and favs of the story. But seriously give me reviews tell what you don't like about the fic and what I am doing wrong so I can fix it! Or Just to say Hi. College kind of Effed up my social life so I could use some conversation buddies.