Alright! Time to get my writing into high gear I want to get to a fight worthy of the hype everyone's been building since they read this! But first minor plot development like all good shonen manga and anime. So in the background if anyone needs me I shall re/experiencing Yu Yu Hakusho, Guren 5, Drifters and Hitman reborn while listening to Sabaton in preparation for an epic fight. So let's do this!
Also guys new fic is posted soooo check it out…#shameless self-promote
Jutsu/ special attacks = Rasengan
Thoughts ='ramen'
Speaking = Fight
Biju talk = bijudama
Biju thoughts 'Oi brat'
Ch 7
Love, War…. and Shinobi?
It was middle of the night and by this point he should be used to it. "Noxxxxx." But fuck that, it was starting to get a bit weird. "Yes Naruto?" questioned the Night goddess from the side of the bed. "Do you have to do this every time you come over?" complained the Shinobi as he opened his eyes and turned his head to meet the masked one of his half bed mate.
Which meant instead of getting all the way into the bed or just staying at the side, she flops halfway onto the bed leaving her legs to rest on the ground while she puts her face unreasonably close. And for Naruto whose days have gotten weird ever since the spa day, with Medusa sending her yellow eyes at him after every practice or Scylla pestering him about stories of his past. It was not the best sight to see someone in a mask watching you sleep at 12:50pm, no matter how sexy she looked.
On the bright side it seemed some of the bijuu were starting to come out of their shells more without his need to prompt them. So it did his heart good to see Saiken start a little after practice 'book' club for the girls. Bad news he had deal with giggling over some pretty boy mask guy as he charmed girls is super miniskirts with mystic space powers (or something). As he had to deal with a Scylla controlled Bardock as she kicked the ass of his Goku. 'Curse you monkey suit mask!'
Overall he would say at best his week would be described at the very least as turbulent. With either training becoming weird with the way he was looked at by the only two woman in the training group to having some of the few people he has left of his old world finally branching out, which was good even if he had to deal with the giggling as he gamed.
Looking back at his guest all Naruto could do was sigh before rolling off the bed and spring back up. "So what are we doing this time." the blond practically yawned out as he walked around the bed to the door and Nox.
Giving a coy smile the Greek goddess of the night placed her feet on the ground and slowly lifted her motherly hips high. When her moons reached their zenith did she began to drag her swells of land across the bed and rose up into a standing positions like some mermaid of the starry sea. Looking over her shoulder at the goddess she saw that her spectator now sported a small blush that dotted his cheeks, deciding to finish her little show Nox fully straightened. But not before arching her back with hands on her hips allowing her chest to give a few finishing bounces.
After all what did that theatrical thunder headed grandnephew of hers say? 'Always leave an impression, was it?' casting one last look at her audience she let one more smile before she began to walk past him. But not before running a passing finger along his jawline. 'That may be true for flashy gods. But like my night sky I prefer to have them come back for more.' With a last over the shoulder glance at the now crimson ninja she gave another seductress smile as she sashayed to the viewing room.
Still as a statue the blushing blond could only look down and stare before punching himself in the upper thigh hard. 'I'm going to need pants again.' Grabbing some sweats from his dresser and muscle shirt he made his way out towards the living room. Only to be faced with a wild Nox as she laid herself across his couch as one of her arms propped her head up as the other laid across her lithe waist, as one of her legs was propped up as if to give an invitation. Eyes dropping lower like light to a black hole he could not help but wonder that secrets lie within its shadowy depths of her raven themed dress.
Giving a last nerves gulp Naruto averted his gaze and began to take a look through his collection. Knowing Nox's preferences to more mature and darker series he took a squat to look through his lover shelves were he kept them. "So what do feel up for this time? We got Ghost in a shell, GARO honoo no kokuin, Berserk, Hellsing, Aldnoha.Zero, Ninja Scroll, Devilman, Gun Grave, Monsterrrr…. " Naruto couldn't help but cut himself off as he felt a fairly plush weight settle on his head. Caution casting his gaze upward he could only find the night goddess leaning over him as she rested her bosom upon his head as she reached for a title. "How about this one instead." Handing him the DVD case he wearily reached up and grabbed the offered series as he internally gulped as he realized she grabbed from that section.
'Lovely Complex.' she grabbed from the romcom section. Casting a glance over his shoulder he saw that t goddess of the night now sitting in a more proper position signaling she probably wanted him to sit next to her. 'It's going to be a loooong night. ' Sighing the blond could only comply with her wishes as popped in the disk and took his seat, a fair distance from the night goddess. Pressing play on the remote the blond started what would be a long night.
And so as the movie played, the two played a very fun game called cougar and the blushing mouse. Which mostly involved during the fade out moments when they weren't laughing was Nox scooting closer and closer to shinobi as he attempted to keep a respectable distance between them. But like all thing they must come to end and in Naruto's case the end of the couch.
Giving a little smirk the goddess could not help but let out a little smirk as she allowed one of her arms to wrap around the blonde's allowing her to pull him in a little bit closer. Felling him blush as his head neared her breast gave her a little shiver of excitement and the warmth he gave off. "Nox what are you doing?" the blond murmured out as he did his best to watch fairly good show as he simultaneously attempted to free his arm.
Giving a coy smile the goddess responded "Why I just felt us growing a tad apart lately. And I felt the need to close the gap." Weaving a sandal cover foot out of the depths of her dress she made it snake across around the blonde's effectively trapping him. "You know if you felt left out you could have just joined the little training. It not exactly a private affair."
Giving a little hum the goddess pulled the blond closer as she basked in his presence. "Hmmm I keep that in mind." By now the blond was practically in her lap and she enjoyed every little bit of him. From his earthy smell that hid that subtle musk masculinity, to his course lion like mane he called hair. She even craved those little whiskers that marked his face, ohh what she would give to stroke them.
His very being seemed to tease her, to make her want him and as the weeks went on she only became more and more enthralled by him. So that she would crave his being like a starving man food.
She had slept with the Erebus the very personification of darkness, yet this hero interested her more with the way he acted the way he thought to the sheer openness of his being. He welcomed with open arms many who to the gods were seen as beast that could think, but he saw potential with them that none saw. Which he brought forth turning them into warriors of fairly high caliber.
By ambrosia she wanted this exotic being, she wanted his small form to ravage her goddess body like some mortal that caught eye her three grandnephews.
And by Chaos above she would have him.
"Uhhh Nox you kinda getting a little-MPHH!" So she decided if the hero would not take the princess, the princess would take him. More specifically his lips as she twisted the blond in her lap to give her a better angel. "Oi Nox!-Mph!" She only gave him moments to catch his breath as she forced his back into the couch before resuming to capturing the lips of the one who gained her interest.
Finally his fumbling stopped as they attempted to work past her arms to her chest. 'Mmmm. Finally, this would not be much fun if only one of us does anything.' Giving a little smirk as the blonde's hands finally found purchase on her chest she prepped herself for what would hopefully be nice long ride- Through the air!?
"Get OFF!" Her mind barely processing as she went from one moment of satisfying her desire of shinobi till like a whip her head sapped back as she hit the ground with an oomph.
There the two lay one on couch as he attempted to wipe the saliva exchanged as the other attempted to think of what went wrong. "Do you prefer to be on top? Is that the problem?" Sitting up the blond could only look at the goddess with wide eyes as the goddess proceeded to get up and dust herself off. "What? No!" Making her way back to the couch the goddess asked again. "Then do you have some sort of courtship ritual?" Nox asked as she took a seat at the side of the blond once more. "What NO! And I swear is say I am gay I will punch you sooo hard your ovaries will pop out and dangle like balls." The blond threatened as he gave the look at the woman. He knew what when through their heads every time he turned down one that was making a pass at him. But it seemed that the goddess only smiled as if he made a joke. "Look I'm a married man." the blond stated as he palmed his face.
"OH. Is that all." The Goddess waved off as if it was some gnat.
"What?!"
Humming the goddess felt the need to indulge the hero is common knowledge. "Beings such as us don't really need the concept of marriage." That garner the attention of the blond. "It's there, but it is as needed as a ballista at a whorehouse. For ageless being such to be tied down is trivial at best. As many spend night with another regularly or for the sake of producing gods." As Nox continued the lesson she failed to notice the tensing through the palm of his hand as each word seemed to bring out the beast in the shinobi as his hair paled, lengthened and spiked. "So why don't you forget that little mortal girl thattttt."
Apparently that was the wrong thing to say as an unseen pressure asserted itself over them. Casting her eyes towards the man of her desire she could not help but flinch, as the younger man's being swelled from his 6'5 to 7'10. His form once bright like a hero was now ashen like a demon as a single metallic eye stared with a slitted pupil that like a blade attempted to carve her being in twine with his sharp gaze.
For a moment she felt as if she would truly die.
Seeing the fear from her the blond could only let of a breath as he brushed his hair back. "Sorry about. I know your culture is different and what not. But to me and where I come from normally you stay loyal to one you married." Naruto said as he willed his being back to his normal state. "Fairly true most cultures do stay loyal to their spouse. But they are mortals while we are gods those rules do not apply to beings such as us."
"I know, I know I get that immortal almighty beings you make the rules yada yada." The blond said exasperatedly as he tried to explain this to a Greco/roman. "I swear it like you guys don't understand love." Feeling slightly offended at the remark the goddess could not stop her tongue's blade. "I beg to differ more than a few of the fractions have god's related to love and my fraction has a living embodiment of love here at the arena. We have lived for millennia I am fairly certain that we know about love."
"Know of most likely, been in love I kinda doubt that, lust as much as a horny teen, most of your fraction." Frustration boiling the goddess could not help but fire back. " And a mortal barely half a millennia knows better than his elders?" Smirking the blond could not help but ask the question. "Really then what is your definition."
A smile and pride fell across her being as her posture straightened and went to prove herself right. "In our fraction we have 6 definitions of love; Eros; fertile love, Philia; deep friendship between parents and children, Ludus; playful love of youths, Agape; Love for all, Pragma; longstanding love of a marriage and Philautia; love of oneself." Smiling like a good student head high Nox was confident she put the mortal into loves enlightenment.
"Bwhahaha!" only to be faced with boisterous laughing "What! What is so funny! " The goddess shouted stood and towered over the blond. "It just your answer is soo bloody text book. As in literally from a book no wonder a lot of your fraction are always getting your rocks off. If you schmucks see to see love as such separate things." Anger coursing through her being she did not held her tongue. "Like you know a better. I was one of the first to be born out of chaos and later form the Greco/roman pantheon. As if you could possible know more a being who has lived for eons and seen the path of thousands of worlds." The goddess shouted at shinobi as her candelabra illuminated the room with blue flames of Nox's rage.
"Yet somehow I know more than you!" The blond shouted back starting the goddess once more with his ferocity as he leapt to his feet. "I know of struggle, of sacrifice, of loyalty, of family Of LOVE! Concepts that you gods seem to fail to understand. Concepts that humans have put into practice daily and seem to know more of them then you gods." The blonde said as he took a step forward forcing the goddess back with his sheer will in his eyes. "Aries the god of war seems to be nothing more than a fool that's high on bloodlust! As he seems incapable of understanding the horrors of war and struggle soldiers face if they lose, if they don't make it back, how they don't come back whole in mind, body or spirit." Raged the blond as he continued to press the attack on the goddess forcing her to retreat.
"While you're alleged love god seems to be nothing more than some slut full of 'free love' that she spreads with every single person she sleeps with. As she contently goes behind the back of her husband. And Zeus don't get me started on that fucker." The blonde said as he back the goddess into a chair and began to pace.
"So let me enlighten you of the struggles of humanity and those below you. So list start with what started this. The idea of love." And like a bandit in front of a fire jutsu, Naruto stood rigid as his eyes widened "Kami never though I give a lecture of love." Naruto mumbled as his body went slack from the irony of it. "Man I am honestly last person who should be talking about this. Guess I should start with an example. Actually I don't really have an example, Ahhh crap. Ahhh…...Fuck it! I'll wing it." The blonde mumbled as he swept his thumb across his nose as if to prep himself.
"Well from my understanding" 'And pervy sage's books' "Love it chaotic, Love is messy, It's really all over the place." said the blond as he started pacing once more "It can be poison, it can be quick, it can be jealous. As well as a warmth that courses through your being and make you feel safe. Sometimes it's simple or terribly complicated. It can be strength as well as sacrifice. It can build up over years or formed in an instant." He said as eyes sparked with a longing. "But at the end of it makes you feel complete. For me I really never knew even the basics of love for a longest time. But my wife, kami wife she was so patient with a fool like me. She made me for once in my life truly complete"
'Honestly looking back at it I was kinda jealous of everyone. Hell even my parents after hearing how they got together.'
"And for that reasons I don't want to betray her. Hell even when she said it was ok for me to get more wives I declined. Looking back I think I could have took over a good chunk of the world through sheer marriage contracts alone." Giving a small laugh at the absurdity the blonde went back to the main point.
"So I stayed by her I put the risk of my clan's revival for one woman, while most would have tried to stick it in as many women as possible. And even to this day I stay loyal to the woman who made me feel whole. For over of 500 years I have never went astray from the vows I made to her. Even when she gave me permission to move on, I honestly didn't want to because even to this day I am loyal to her. To me that is love is doing all you can for a person for good or bad. Highs or lows. For me that is what love means that to me."
Giving a sigh the blond turned to his rather captive audience that was Nox. Who for the first time looked a little shocked at the rather clear yet chaotic description. "I ah, I have to go." the goddess said as she attempted to flee the room only to be caught by bolt of yellow.
"Nox look." the blond pleaded as he held the struggling goddess's hand. "Nox Look at me." the blond stated a little more forcibly, getting the attention of the goddess. "Nox I'm sorry. Look I know things will be strange for a bit alright. And I probably could have been a reacted better rather than start a debate. But that is what I feel, I know I said something's that have probably hurt or offended you and I am sorry for that. But like I said you gods have not truly experienced life. I know this will be rough for a bit I hope we can make it through this." The blonde said as he turned her around to face him. "Despite what has happened this night I do care for you and I hope we can still be close. I enjoy your company Nox. " he said as pulled the goddess into a firm hug.
'This warmth it feels different.' slowly the goddess wrapped her arms around the blond. "Naruto..." said Nox.
"….Ya?"
"I'm Sorry."
"So am I Nox, so am I."
Breaking away from each other the two separated deciding to retire for the night. Bidding adieu the friends separated and proceed to the traditional nightly activity of sleeping. But sometimes after a long night to sleep you sometimes need a little help.
The crunching of grass echoed across grassy valley harmonizing with chirp of crickets and cicadas, as the area was lit up by the stars under the moonless sky. As a small figure approached a much larger one.
"Can I crash here for the night?" came the voice of the smaller figure.
"Only if tell me what bugging you Naruto" said the larger figure.
"Can't really hide anything from you ay Kumara." as if like a switch a large red eye slowly opened and turned it gaze towards the blond.
"Kinda hard not to after you flashed your killing intent. So what got your panties in bunch." rumbled the Fox as he readjusted himself.
"Mind if I sit down?" asked the blond getting a snort from his larger companion. Taking that as a sign of agreement the blonde sat down and laid his back against his long time comrade's furry side. "So you know Nox?"
"That goddess you went on about? What happened you finally copped a feel."
"What! No you damn perv. We got into a fight."
"So what? You louse or what."
"Nooo. It became an argument. You know the Greco/Roman fraction? "
"Yes I do tag along with you from time to time. I know about those pompous bastards, and here I thought you Ningen were bad." The fox growled out at the mention of the fools that were the Greco/roman fraction. They practically broke every rule in his father's book for their own selfishness. Even the Uchiha valued their own blood and comrades more than those fools.
"Well she's part of them."
"And I take it she was one of the better ones that always seem to find no matter how bad the group."
"Ignoring that last bit. Ya she was or at least I think she is. The thing is she kissed me. I pushed her away. We eventually got into an argument over the idea of love. I think I hurt her and I tried to apologize but I don't think it got all the way through. Hell don't really think much of it got through really. She thinks just like the rest of her fraction. As they deem themselves above the rest of humanity."
Humming the fox decided to give his view. "Personally I think you should just shut up and mate with someone." The fox stated bluntly but continued on despite the blonds protests. "But I know how much Hinata meant to you. Hell she even managed to impress me. And I know why you stay loyal to her, but it has been centuries Naruto." stated the Kyuubi as the blond fell silent. "She isn't coming back. I feel if you need at least try putting yourself out a bit. I know Hinata wanted you to be happy and you continuing to hold onto the vows you made when you were married will only keep you from fulfilling the last promise you gave her."
Casting his gaze to his partner as the fox laid his head onto his claws. "Just sleep on it brat, and as for the Nox situation. Just do what you have always done. follow your heart and let what happens, happens. Be it you change her mind or you add another god to the 'whack upside the head list as hard as you can' list. Alright? "
"Alright Kurama. Goodnight."
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"WOLF'S CROSS!"
"GRAND WEB!"
The blond could not help but sigh as he watched as Arcane and Fenrir attempted work as a team as they fought together against a single opponent. As a way to exercise a more diverse ability to harmonize with different comrades.
"You Fool! You are ruining my traps."
"Well bug your damn webs are ruining my aim!"
As one could tell it was failing terribly as neither could swallow their pride and attempt to follow the other.
"En'en Hōka!"
Did he mention they were fighting Son Goku. Impassively the blond continued watching as the unlikely winners of the match scrambled to run away from the burning green flames the bijuu breathed out across the field.
Giving another sigh the blond could not help but think back to a few nights ago and the fight 'I hope she's alright' thought the blond. "Oi, Naruto were done" only to be interrupted by the shinobi's ape king. "Sorry their Son. Must have spaced out. How did things go." the blonde said as he looked past the four tails at his students who were seen lying across the ground as smoke wafted off their brunt forms. "I have seen howler monkeys fighting over a mate argue quieter and less then these too. About half way through I could not tell if I was fighting them or I walked in on their fight." Sated the bijuu
"Soo not good."
"An understatement."
"Well thanks for the help I'll let you know if I need any more." Slightly nodding the tailed beast went into the seal to hopefully get rid of the headache those two gods gave him.
Looking back at the smoking duo he saw that they were up and arguing again much to the dismay of the blond. 'What am I going to do with you two?' As the blond continued and failed to think of some method that would get the two to tolerate one another. "Oni-san" only to be interrupted by the self-proclaimed little sister Scylla tugging on his clothes. "Hmm, Scylla-chan what is it?"
"There's a weird lady wanting to talk to you." the ginger said as she pointed towards the doors were a faint silhouette of a woman resided. "Thanks Scylla-chan, I can take it from here why don't you go practice with Geb so more." Getting a nod of agreement the little sea monster went to work with Geb in the water arena in attempt to make use of the streams that came from his shoulders.
Watching the little girl for a moment longer the blonde went to confront the silhouette. "So it's been awhile Nox." the blond called out to the silhouette causing the shadows to retract. "Indeed Naruto." the goddess replied.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...So what brings you here Nox." The blonde said as he attempted to break the awkward silence.
He was met with more silence. ….Awkward…
"Look Naruto." The goddess began. "About few nights ago I apologize for disregarding your beliefs." the roman said while bowing her head. "At times I forgot that you are of another fraction and you share different views than a majority of the god's here." the goddess said as she continued to apologize to the increasingly uncomfortable blond. "It alright Nox you don't need to bow I just kind hope we can stay close." the blonde stated as he attempted to get the goddess to stop bowing. "Look it's alright how about we just move forward alright. Here how about since you're here we do a little training. After all nothing better clears the mind and soul then a good fight"
"Yes that sounds nice, even if you sound like one of my grandchildren."
"Oi! I resent that remark." the blonde said as he mock shouted at his friend as she passed by him. "And Naruto." she said over shoulder at the bond. "Yeah?" the blond respond. "I hope to learn your definition of love. From a firsthand experience." She said with a hidden blush as the blood rushed to the ninja's face. 'Maybe Nox, maybe'
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Over all Nox's integration went pretty smo…..Who the hell am I kidding there was huge cat fight between her Medusa and Arachne that would be the stuff of nightmares…..or sexy as hell. Well long story short they fought, Fenrir watched and Naruto had a lot of dam trouble as he tried to calm them down. But by three weeks the blond finally got them to settle down and they formed an odd tolerance of each other, which eventually delved into a friendship of sorts.
Which crumbled pretty fast whenever Nox attempted to flirt with blond. As it remained the two older monster girls of their failed love lives at the hands of the goddess of wisdom. Which devolved into a fight as Fenrir whined about him getting all the bitches earning him a cuff upside the head from Geb.
Otherwise despite all the shenanigans it was worth it because he finally had a table group! It took weeks of convincing but all his comrades were at one table.
"HEY THOSE RIBS ARE MINE YOU LITTLE SHIT."
"But my doggies need food!"
"Please...stop..food….. In…. cracks."
"QUITE! You insufferable dogs."
"OY you want to go you damn bug I'll squash your ass."
"Hmm Naruto they are quite noisy. Maybe we should take this somewhere private."
For better or worse as Naruto watched the chaos that was his table created, that could give the nords a run for their money in the rowdiness department. But it felt nice. To be surrounded by friends after soo long.
"Alright alright calm down you knuckleheads." The blonde's voice cutting through noise surpassingly well gather his table's attention. "Here Scylla take my teriyaki and stop taking Fenrir's food alright. Next time just get some more form Kronk ok." receiving nod from the sea monster from the scolding the blond decided to move on to the other. "Fenrir act your age. And if you and Arachne want to fight go take to the ring." stated the blond as the two in question just scoffed and turned away from each other. "After I want all of my comrades to at least somewhat get along." The blonde said as he handed the rock giant a handful of napkins t help. But when he turned back to his comrades he was met with more than a few odd stares. "What?"
"You think usss comradesss? Both myssself and Arachne" questioned the snake goddess. "Well ya we eat, train, and enjoy ourselves together I'd say we're comrades or at the very least friends." the blonde said to the monster duo as they gained rather wide eyes.
"Aye. As much as I rather smack that smirk of your face web head. I would not mind having you at my back. Provided you stay out of my way." bantered the hound. "In your way? I'd say it the other way around you dumb mutt." The spider queen shot back as planted an elbow into the table and rested her head against its palm.
"That right Medusa-nee. Were one big group like the Deimon Devil Bats!" the little sea monster cried out as she fist pumped with a great big smile at the snake. 'Sssyylla' giving a small smile behind her mask Medusa could not help but not in agreement.
"Well, well what do we have here a bunch of trash mingling with a real god disgraceful." said one voice that seemed to just ooze ego and bloodlust. "Indeed brother, such a disgrace, a goddess mingling with; good for nothing dog." Began the other as gave off an aura of pride and superiority.
"Some useless rubble"
"A weak mortal."
"And a bunch of fucken monsters."
"Oi. . . You fuckers want to go. I'll take you asses and sent them straight to Niflheim!" raged the Nordic wolf at the two offending assholes as Geb held him back.
"It seems the dog need be put on a leash ay? Aries" sated the larger son of Zeus.
"Damn straight Hercules." agreed the more blood thirsty thunder son.
"Hey! Leave them alone you bakas!" came the definite cry of the sea monster as she stood proud…..on the table barely coming up to their shoulders. "That enough child now what do my spawn of my eternally aroused grandnephew want?" The night goddess said as she rested her chin atop of a very awkward blond as her boobflesh threated to consume him.
At the mere sight of his fellow faction member (that mattered to him.) mingling with some human, sparked a fury that has not been seen since the Troy incident. Speaking his mind and body the war god slammed his fist into the table, knocking Scylla off and into the arms of Medusa who caught her. "What we want as well as your king Zeus wants is you to stop shaming, yourself and the fraction by mingling with rabble." the war good growled out. As his fiery gaze ran across the members of the table before landing back on his fellow member.
"No."
"No?"
"No."
"What do you mean NO!? You are someone of standing. While not as historic as myself you are still worth more than these rabble. " Shouted the prideful Hercules as the demand of his father was shot down by this less notable goddess while his half-brother went a rage as he frothed at the mouth. "It means exactly what it means. I said no and enjoy the company of my new comrades. You silly little children do you not understand what this means it means your mission is a failure and you can leave now. " The goddess stated as she waved of the two brothers, as she attempted to have her cleavage eat the blonde's head in her arms head despite his struggling.
"You naive little whore! You dare defy the will Zeus's as well as ours. You sad excuse of a goddess. Outside of your part in creation you are one of the most forgo -"
"Hisss." interrupted the gorgon in defense of the night goddess before the war god could continue his rant of the goddess of the night. "You...You worthless freak! You dare raise your hand against me! A god, it seems you need some disciplining wrench!" Hand lashing out to strike Medusa the war god was fully ready to put the bitch into her place.
"Now, now where did you learn to hit a pretty lady as well as the little girl she is holding? Last I checked where I come from that's bad manners, along with insulting one." But alas not even the gods can factor in Uzumaki Naruto.
'When did he?' was the general consensus of the blonde's allies. As Nox looked down at her arms now filled with a gag body pillow of Guts from Berserk.
As he stood in between the war god and Scylla and Medusa, as he held back Aries fist preventing him from striking the two behind him. "Now shouldn't crap like yourself apologize to the lovely ladies of the table and leave like a gentleman." calmly said the blond as he stared straight into the eyes of the war god. "Or are we going to have a problem?" questioned the blond as a flash of malice flashed across his eyes.
"MORTAL YOU DARE TOUCH THE BO-" raged the war god as the blonde's free hand snatched up the chains around the Aries neck and gave them a hard yank. Sending the two warriors heads crashing together like symbols. "SHUT-IT TEME." shouted the blond as his headband sparked against the flimsy nosepiece of the war god's helmet. Which when he was released the war god was sent staggering back clutching his face.
"You little shit I'll kill YOU!" Lunging the war god attempted to attack the blond only to be held back by his half-brother. "Hold brother! Less we earn the ire of 'Magical Operations Deputies'" said Hercules as he began to talk reasons to his blood craving brother. "Besides you can always kill him as many times as you want on the field of battle." said the hero as his brother started to calm down. "That is if the systems allows such a weak being to take the field of battle." Smirked the hero as his godly brother shared with his grin.
"That's right…." Aries stood proud as he stuck his finger into the direction of the blond and his crew. "Listen up you blond haired piece of crap. While I may not have the pleasure of wiping the stain you make off my boots. I'll take satisfaction in knowing you can't help your pathetic mismatch of freaks as they meet my steel. " Giving one last mocking laugh the war god and his half-brother left. Leaving the blond their standing defiantly as he gazed at the backs of the war gods.
Giving a sigh the blond turned to his companies as the tension from his being left him. "Yo everyone alright there." Getting nods in response blond allowed himself to take his seat once more as he out a little hiss. "Not doing that again. I think that bastard's head is harder than mine." He said as he tentatively removed his headband which thankfully didn't receive any damage. "Shall I sooth your warrior's wounds?" Flirted the night goddess as she pressed her bosom against the blond once more. Leaving to the blond once more arguing with the goddess once more about taking things slow.
"Why?" questioned the snake as she looked at blond as he successfully peeled off Nox. "Why what?" Naruto respond back as he looked at Medusa with a quirked eyebrow. "Why did you block the strike, I am more than capable of handling myself." she stated. "Well it's like I said earlier. You are a comrade, and I don't stand by as one of my comrades was being attacked." said the shinobi as he reached across the table. "And besides if you're protecting Scylla-chan. Who will keep you safe?" he said with a grin as he ruffled the hair of the sea monster who still held in Medusa's arms. Looking at the smile, Medusa could not help but feel at ease as the shinobi continued to rub the head of sea terror despite her protests, as he just gave a bigger grin at the two of them. 'Maybe...Maybe it's time I took Saiken's advice.'
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"Alright thanks for coming everyone." said the blond as waved off his guests as they walked out the door. 'Finally a night to myself. No Nox. Scylla is in bed. And I got a couple hours to myself wonder if Shukaku is up for some-' pondered the Naruto only for his train of thought as knocking derailed it.
Sighing the blonde opened the door for who he assumed was Nox. "Noooox. I thought you said something about familllllllllllll-" only to reveal Medusa as she held herself in somewhat of shy manner. "Lllllyyyy. Uhhhhh." Hands folded at her waist the gorgon finally met Naruto's eyes. "Naruto...can we talk?"
Jutsu list
En'en Hōka! : Monkey Flame Arson: Son Goku Shoots green flames out of his mouth….. No further info I going to assume it is slightly mixed with sulfuric chemicals and such volcanic minerals giving it a light poisonous effect as well as other stuff.
AUTHOR NOTES
Alright reykivat I know you may bitch about the argument thing but I need to say this now. She is a Greco/ roman god who are mostly known to be really loose. So this kinda of a wakeup call for her and will be worked on it bits. And she will learn about more dedicated love eventually…..or at least something that be like re: monster were the Mc get a harem and laid.
Also metaphysical god of heros…..in your face (had a lot of free time and no one was updating lately lol no hard feelings?)
Also for everyone sorry if the love speech came out a bit of a mess and preachy. The speech is a somewhat modded version of my own views on love for Naruto. Also the Greek love thing is real but from my perspective is kinda too textbook to be put on something like love in my opinion.
OK SHOUT OUT DONE LET GET TO THE MEAT
Ok for those of you kinda miffed there was not any fighting again in any form well this chapter was for character building. And some more ground work for the love stuff. Ch 8 will probably be short and then we can get to the fighting.
Also if anyone wonders why GARO was bolded...well it's a cool series that I am trying to give some more recognition too. It is basically power rangers + Berserk post everything goes to shit for guts. So you have medieval power rangers as they rip out the guts of demonic beings.
OK last sendoff read review and pitch ideas please. Also I will be ending the poll in about three days after this goes up. In case of any turnabouts because at the moment the high school DXD fic will be made next and the fairy tale will wait till next time. Dad 9 / FT 3
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