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"Well looks like we have to move onto the second plan," Kagome sighed as she stared down the ravine where the jewel shard had just fallen several thousand feet. Sango sighed in a bemused fashion, "I'm fairly certain we're far past that. This is at least our sixth attempt to get this shard. I'd say we're on the seventh plan."
"Wait how many plans do we have?" Inuyasha asked as he furrowed his brow and stared between the two girls, "Is there like a plan sixty or something? When did this happen?"
The girls both exchanged a knowing look that their inside joke had gone over the hanyou's head - which was only to be expected - while Miroku suddenly looked rather mischievous.
"Oh we have many, many plans my friend. You must not having been paying attention," the monk hummed affirmatively as the two girls looked at him in confusion and Inuyasha cringed guiltily, "But I pray we do not need to resort to plan sixty. That is the one, unless I am mistaken, where you die for the greater good."
"What the hell did I ever do?" Inuyasha scoffed incredulously before snapping at Miroku, "Is there a plan where you die?"
"I think that ones plan seventy two," Sango hummed thoughtfully before sighing and looking back down into the ravine, "Well we better get going."
"Wait, is there really a plan though? Shouldn't we all talk about it?" Inuyasha huffed in frustration as he followed his friends down the mountain path, "What is plan seven? Hell what were plans one through six?! Kagome? Kagome! Bitch I'm talking to you. Stop ignoring me woman!"
Evening came faster than anyone anticipated and they still hadn't managed to find the stupid shard. It was here and then there. Kagome thought a bird or a tiny demon must've picked it up and was traveling with it. Inuyasha thought Kagome needed to get her eyes checked. He'd never admit it but when the girls both muttered something about plan fifty nine while glancing over at him, he did indeed start getting nervous. Especially when Kagome gave him a small apologetic smile when she saw him watching them. They couldn't find that stupid shard fast enough.
