Author's note 1: I don't own anything except my own OCs and original magic. Well, after a whole lot of action and drama, it's time to chill with a comedy chapter. But be warned, the Changeling spell in this chapter is not the same as the one in the anime. Also, new opening!

Opening 2 - S.O.W. Sense of Wonder by Idoling

Sou sa We can do it! Motto

Hatena darake de ikou!

Fushigi he no tobira wa me no mae ni aru

(In order, we see Natsu, Alyssa, Zeke, Lucy and Alexander with a red Fairy Tail mark on his eye-patch look up and smile.)

Kono sekaijuu ga Wonder Land

Bokura wa moe sude ni Wonder ringu!

Dokidoki ga wakuwaku ni nattara

Wonder furu jan!

(The five wizards stand in front of Fairy Tail as Happy flies by. Natsu holds out his hand, creating an orange magic circle. Flames come out of the circle and see the story logo before it flashes in bright light.)

Jibun tte dare darou? Riaru tte nani darou?

Ashita wa doushite mienai'n darou?

(We see the wizard's arm with backgrounds showing their magic circle and past fights. Natsu's flames turn from orange to blue. Alyssa's arm vibrates. Zeke's arm conjures the longbow. Lucy's is holding her keychain and Alexander's has his saber with Houzi's key in the lock.)

Koukishin no bun dake Reberu Up shiteku

(We see the Fairy Tail wizards (including Ur, Marianne and Star Liberator pirates smiling at the camera.)

Kimi to boku no Everyday

suteta mon ja nai desho?

(Team Morningstar and Alexander are first dealing with a horde of flying fish, then we see Happy flying out of Lucy's apartment as Lucy and Zeke look in confusion while Alexander laughs at Natsu and Alyssa in a couple trance.)

Oshiete! Sense of Wonder

(We see cuts of Natsu with Igneel, the gang as kids along with Lisanna and another boy and a large egg, a young Alyssa with her family, a younger Lucy crying, a younger Zeke being punched by Laxus, and a younger Alexander reaching out for his sister in the middle of a storm before seeing the magic council and Happy flying over the Fairy Tail wizards.)

Jinsei wa shuugyou nari!

(He flies back to now five wizards of Team Morningstar as Natsu runs ahead, the others following shortly.)

Dakara We can make it! Motto

Hatena sagashi ni ikou!

(We see the Fairy Tail guild before cutting to the guild with iron spikes pierced through it. We then see silhouettes of the Element Four amongst rubble as Gajeel stands up, a smirk on his pierced face.)

Arifureta kotae ja gaman dekinai

(He jumps into the air and summons a magic circle as Team Morningstar breaks off, Natsu jumping into the air. The two trade blows until Natsu knocks Gajeel back.)

Mahou ni kakatta Wonder Life

Bokura no mirai wa Wonder Ringu!

(However, Gajeel recovers and charges down. Natsu blast himself up before he uses his Azure Flames to burst ahead.)

Shitaiko toshite ikiteru hou ga ganbareru jan!

(We see Zeke, Alexander and Happy looking up with confidence before cutting to Alyssa looking up with a smile as Lucy looks up in concern. We see a split-screen of Gajeel and Natsu with their fists engulfed in their respective magics. The two clash in the air above the rest of Team Morningstar before causing a blinding light.)

Let's Wonder Ringu!

(The final shot shows Team Morningstar with all of Fairy Tail, the Gold & Red Zodiac Spirits and Happy smiling up.)

Chapter 10: The Changeling

"Was...huh...was this really necessary?!" Lucy exclaimed as she climbed a rope. After sailing back to Magnolia via the Jabberwocky, the Star Liberators dropped anchor on the cliff behind the guild and were now climbing up the cliff wall.

"Come on, guys! Hurry up!" Natsu shouted from higher up, Happy having flown up beforehand.

"You're almost there!" Alyssa cheered, having used her Speed Queen Magic to run up the cliff.

"My students can climb better than you!" Ur yelled.

"I'm still semi-injured, you jerks!" Zeke yelled.

"Oh, quit your bellyaching you two." Alexander said as he easily climbed past them. "A little exorcize is always good for the hearts. Right, guys?"

"Aye-aye, Captain!" Marianne and the rest of the pirates replied heartily.

"I still have no idea how we're going to explain to everyone about 30 pirates joining the guild." Lucy sweat dropped.

"The bar fights are going to be even more chaotic now." Zeke grimly replied.

A few minutes later, Team Morningstar and the pirates entered the guild hall through the back entrance.

"Hey guys! We completed our first S-Class mission!" Natsu cheered. The entire guild turned and froze they saw the massive group.

"Welcome back, guys!" Mirajane greeted with her usual cheery smile, until she saw the massive group of unfamiliar faces.

"What the hell?" Cana asked in confusion before looking at her beer mug. 'Maybe I've had too much.'

"Okay, what did you guys do this time?" Elfman asked.

"Zeke. You better have a good explanation." A slightly ticked off Lyle said.

However, Gray's attention was drawn to a certain older woman he thought he would never see again. He slowly walked to the group and approached the woman.

"Ma...Master Ur?" Gray asked with wide eyes. "Is...is that really you?"

The Ice Master looked at the young man for a bit before recognizing him. "Gray? Wow, you've really changed in ten years." She gave the ice wizard and smile that only she could give.

"It's you." Gray quietly said as tears came to his eyes. "It really is you."

"It's good to see you too, Gray." Ur said as her eyes started to water. The former master and student tearfully embraced as the rest the guild watched with confusion, content and happiness.

"You...I see you made some new friends." Erza said with a stunned expression.

"Like you wouldn't believe." Zeke stated, figuring that they had a lot to explain.

And then...

"Well, I don't see any residual side effects apart from some low magical energy." Lyle said as he cheeked over Ur with some healing magic. "Give it a few days and your magic will be back to full strength."

"Pretty impressive considering you've been a block of ice for ten years." Zeke stated.

"Well, the sooner the better." The Ice master said. "I've been static for ten years, so I'm itching for some action."

"I can't believe Lyon did all that." Gray said as Natsu was explaining the events of the Galuna Island mission. He also noticed Ur looking at him funny.

"What is it, Master?"

"Gray, why are you half-naked?" The ice wizard looked down and saw that he had stripped down to his boxers.

"It's your fault!" He said as he pointed to the older ice wizard.

"How is that my fault?" A confused Ur asked.

"You made me and Lyon strip down to perfect our Ice-Make magic and now stripping has becoming a subconscious routine for me!" Gray explained. "Do you know how much trouble I've gotten into because of that?!"

"You made two kids stripe in snow?!" Lyle asked.

"Wow, no wonder you're a pervert, Gray." Natsu said to his half-naked rival.

"Ya, you get it from your master." Happy chimed.

"I'm not a pervert!" The two ice wizards yelled simultaneously.

"Well, this is all very riveting." A bored Alexander said. "But who do I have to talk to join this guild?"

"The master's out at the moment, but he should be back later today." The pirate turned and saw Mirajane smiling at him. Without warning, he lifted her chin with his hand and looked her in the eye.

"Then I guess I'll need some other way to pass the time. But if it's with a goddess like yourself, I don't mind waiting." He said with a smooth voice. And much to everyone's surprise, Mira's entire body turned red as she pushed the blue-haired pirate away.

"Whydon'tIgetyouandyourcrewsomedrinks!" The flustered barmaid exclaimed as she started preparing drinks and tried to avoid looking at the smiling celestial wizard.

"Woah. I've never seen Mirajane act like this." Alyssa stated.

"Really?" Lucy asked.

"As the Fairy Tail cover girl, she's had tons of guys hit on her." Zeke explained. "But this is the first time she's ever been flustered by a guy."

"I'm more surprised the Captain's flirting actually worked." A stunned Marianne stated.

"Who those that one-eyed bastard think he is?!" Elfman yelled, not happy that the pirate Captain was flirting with his sister.

"Hey guys!" The group turned and saw Natsu holding a job flyer in his hand. "I got our next job!"

"We just got back!" Lucy exclaimed. "And considering we almost died on our last mission, I think I'll need a few days before going on another one."

"But we don't even have to leave the guild for this one." The dragon-slayer explained as he held put the poster, showing a diagram of ancient text and two menacing eyes. "All we have to do is translate the text on this poster and mail the translation to the client."

"That seems like an odd job request." Alyssa stated. Zeke started to look over the poster.

"Odd or not, I could use a test of my brain power. Okay, just leave the translation to me!" The archer sat down at a table and started examining the poster. A few minutes later, he was scratching his head in irritation. "What kind of messed up ancient civilization wrote this? I can't tell if this symbols are uppercase letters or numbers!"

"So you can't do it?" Alyssa asked.

"I thought book stuff was your specialty, Crack Shot." Alexander said as he drank some whiskey.

"Well, I got a rough translation so far, but it might be off a bit." The archer looked at the poster. "Caveras toba vercuo gioa talelva."

"What's that mean?" Happy asked.

"So far, it just seems like gibberish." Zeke explained. Suddenly, the poster started to glow as the group looked in shock.

"What did you do?!" Natsu yelled. The group was engulfed in light, blinding the rest of the guild.

"Geez! What kind of poster blinds people?" The wizards looked at the young voice who said that and saw a young man with short blonde hair, brown eyes, a princely white jacket and pants with a set of gate keys on his side.

"Why does my chest feel so heavy?" A woman with brown curly hair that reached the middle of her back, green eyes, and generous chest hidden behind a black t-shirt, jean shorts and a pendant hanging from her left wrist.

"Woah! When did everything get shorter?" An amazonian woman with long spiky pink hair, a closed black vest, baggy pants and a scarf asked.

"I suddenly feel a lot lighter." A young man with spiky orange hair, a purple guild mark on his left cheek, a red track suit and black fingerless gloves stated.

"AHH! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?" Happy yelled in a more feminine voice. The only difference seemed to be a pink bow on her left ear.

"Well, this is...odd." A blue-haired woman with an eyepatch and pirate coat said as she felt up her large bosom.

"What the hell's going on?!" Gray asked.

"CAPTAIN!" Marianne and the rest of the Star Liberators exclaimed in shock.

"You've all switched genders!" Erza exclaimed. The group looked at each other and gasped.

"Natsu, you've huge!" Alyssa stated as 'he' looked up at the now amazonian dragon-slayer.

"And you've gotten tiny, Alyssa." The taller 'woman' stated.

"It's gone!" Zeke said as 'she' looked down 'her' pants with tears in 'her' eyes. "My lower arrow is gone!"

"Huh. My back actually feels a lot better." Lucy said as 'he' stretched a bit.

"That's weird." Happy said as 'she' adjusted the bow on 'her' ear. "I don't feel that different." The now female cat turned and saw that Alex was still fondling 'her' chest. "I think you've confirmed that you're a girl now."

"I know." Alexander said with a perverted grin. "But when am I going to another chance to do this?" 'She' started moving 'her' breasts up and down, making a few guys in the guild blast back from their nosebleeds.

"Alex, stop that!" Lucy exclaimed as 'he' pointed at 'her', only to feel a drip of blood come down from 'his' nose.

'Ahhhhh! I'm so confused!' Mirajane screamed in her head as she looked at the now female pirate. 'I still think Alex looks hot! But I'm not attracted to girls, right? AHHHH!'

"Oh come on!" Everyone turned and saw Master Makarov walking in. "Can't I step out for a few hours without you kids causing trouble? Who casted a changeling spell?"

"Zeke did it." The group all pointed to the now female brunette.

"Way to throw me under the carriage." The archer replied with a deadpan expression.

"You know what's going on, Master?" Lyle said, a bit freaked out by the sight of his 'daughter.' The small master nodded.

"The Changeling spells are ancient curses meant to change something about the caster. Some can change personalities, others can change magic. But this particular spell appears to be the Changeling spell of Lust."

"Lust?" The six gender-swapped wizards asked, getting a nod.

"From what I've heard, this spell changes the caster and anyone around them into what they find attractive in the opposite gender."

"Oh, so that's why Natsu and Alyssa look like each other." The now female Happy stated. The two swapped wizards looked at each and came to the same realization with blushes on their faces. "And now we know why Zeke broke up with Levy."

"What are you talking about?" The aforementioned archer asked.

"Levy has small boobs. And yours are huge." Happy stated, making the rest of his team drop in bafflement.

"Who's Levy?" Alexander asked.

"My ex. And no Happy, that's not why we broke up." Zeke replied as 'she' got back up and turned towards Makarov. "Is there a way to reverse this spell?" The smaller man rubbed his chin as everyone looked at him.

"Well, considering this is an ancient spell, it only stands to reason that I...don't know." He replied, making Alexander and Team Morningstar slam their heads against the table, which got a big laugh out of Ur. "But what I do know is that if the spell isn't reverse by the end of the day, there'll by no way to restore you to your original genders."

The six gender-swapped wizards turned white in shock by this.

"Zeke, how could you?!" Alyssa cried out.

"You've screwed us all!" Lucy yelled.

"It's not like I meant to do this!" The archer replied.

"Oh man, Gray! You're friends are a riot!" The Ice Master giggled. With this, Makarov finally noticed the 33 unfamiliar faces in the guild.

"I'm sorry, but who are you?"

"Introductions later! Somebody please change us back!" The now-amazonian Natsu yelled, unaware that 'her' frantic movements opened up 'her' vest, causing Alyssa, Lucy and most of the men (and some women) in the guild to have simultaneous nosebleeds (expect for Romeo as Macao covered his son's eyes).

"Natsu! Cover your shame!" Erza yelled, finally making the dragon-slayer realize 'her' bosom was exposed and quickly used 'her' scarf to cover up.

'I feel so ashamed. Amelia forgive me!' Lyle tearfully thought to himself as he wiped his nose.

"Gross! I actually a nosebleed 'cause of firespit!' A sickened Gray thought to himself.

"This is just getting asinine." Marianne stated as she palmed her face. "Zeke, can't you translate the spell and reverse it?"

"I've tried, but it just looks like gibberish!"

"Stop whining and act like a man!" Elfman chastised his friend.

"Hard to do that since he's not a man anyone." A sweat-dropping Lucy replied.

"Hey, what's going on?" Everyone turned and saw Team Shadow Gear walk into the guild.

"Levy!" Zeke said as 'she' approached the petite wizard. "Thank Mavis, you can help us!"

"Um, who are you?" The Solid Script wizard asked.

"It's me, Zeke."

"WHUUUU?!" Levy, Jet and Droy exclaimed.

One explanation later...

"So you accidentally casted the Lust spell." Levy stated as her ex-boyfriend nodded. The blunette then noticed Zeke's generous chest and retreated into a fetal position with a 'emo' aura around her.

"You said that wasn't a problem!" The petite woman cried out.

"You're really doing this now?! Time is of the essence!" The brunette 'woman' yelled.

"I can't be a boy for the rest of my life!" Lucy exclaimed. "All of my best clothing will just look weird on me now. Oh, and the...um..."

"You don't want to have a %^*(?" Alexander replied, getting a nod from the blushing blond. "Ya, the breasts are nice, but starting to miss my Johnson." The 'female' pirate started, getting another fullbody blush from Mirajane.

"Come on, Levy. We could really use your help." Zeke said as he put his hand on her shoulder. The bluenette turned and saw her ex-boyfriend's smile, getting her out of her stupor.

"Okay." She said as she got back up.

"I'll help out anyway I can, too." Lyle said. "And we better start soon, cause we only have eight hours left."

"Oh no!" Alyssa and Natsu cried out.

"Somebody please fix this!" Lucy said.

"Aye!" Happy followed up.

Bringing out a bunch of a reference books and each pulling out their own Wind Reader glasses, three of the smartest wizards in Fairy Tail started their attempt to translate and reverse the Lust spell as Jet and Droy got into their cheer outfits.

"You got this, Levy!" Jet cheered as he waved a fan.

"Do your best!" Droy cheered as he banged his drum.

"Is all the cheering really going to help?" Erza asked. "It seems more distracting than anything else."

As the brain trust keep researching, the rest of the affected wizards just sat at their table waiting.

"Figures. We finally complete an S-Class mission only to have this happen." Alyssa said with a sigh.

"Ugh! I can't take this waiting!" Natsu yelled as 'she' got up. "Gray, fight me!"

"You sure you want to?" The ice wizard asked his now feminine rival, only go get a fire-covered fist to his jaw. "Okay, you asked to it Fire-Tits!"

"Bring it, ya pervert!" The dragon-slayer yelled as they started flinging ice and fire at each other.

"Great. Just what this day needed." Makarov groaned as took a sip of his beer.

"Huh. We didn't even check to see if our magic still works." Lucy realized as 'he' watched Gray and Natsu fight. The blond took out 'his' gate key ring only to groan as he realized there was only one spirit available today. "Oh great. Better get this over with. Open, Gate of the Water Bearer - Aquarius!" From the gate came a beautiful mermaid woman with blue-hair, a blue headband, a blue bikini top, a blue tail and was carrying a vase.

"Oh no, it's the crazy fish lady!" Happy yelled.

"Hey, Aquarius." Lucy greeted the mermaid spirit. The floating spirit and raised her eyebrow in confusion.

"I'm sorry. Do I know you?"

The blond 'man' sighed. "It's me, Lucy." The water spirit started at 'him' for a bit before bursting out in laughter.

"Oh sweet Celestial King! Were you so desperate to get a boyfriend that you turned yourself into a guy?!" Aquarius laughed, making an anger tick appear on the blond 'man's' forehead.

"I didn't do this on purpose, you bitch fish!" 'He' yelled back, making the water spirit stop her laughing and she scowled at the Celestial wizard.

"What was that?"

"You know it's true!" The blond 'man' stated with an accusing point. "I just needed to test if my magic still works and you just start with the attitude again!"

"I think Lucy's testosterone is kicking in." Alyssa whispered to Happy as the two continued to bicker.

"Aye."

"But she...he...Lucy does raise a good point." The spiky-haired 'man' said as 'he' got up. 'He' started channeling 'his' magic and took off, only hit a pillar face first. "Ow."

"Perfect. You can call yourself the Cannonball King now." Erza attempted to joke, only to hear no one laughing.

"If that was joke, it sucked." Alyssa replied.

"Shut it. But look on the bright side, Alyssa. You're finally the right gender."

"What's that supposed to mean, Tin Can?!" The orange-haired speed wizard yelled as 'he' glared at 'his' rival.

"Okay, I think we got it!" Lyle stated, getting everyone's attention. "Levy, you want to do the honors?"

"Sure thing. While we couldn't find an exact translation, we did figure out how to reverse it." The Solid Script wizard explained as she held up the poster and started to chant. "Avlelat Aoig Oucrev Abot Sarevac!''

After repeating the chant a few times, the guild was once again covered in light. After it passed, Zeke opened 'her' eyes and looked down, seeing two things on his chest were missing.

"It worked! I'm a guy again!" The brunette cheered. He turned and saw that Natsu, Alyssa, Happy, Lucy and Alexander had happily changed into their correct genders. But before they had a chance to celebrate, they heard a male scream.

"What did you do to me?!" The six turned and saw a blue-haired merman.

"Aquarius?!" Lucy yelled.

"My manly-ness is gone!" They turned and saw a tan white-haired woman in a school uniform cry out that they quickly identified as Elfman.

"Does anyone else feel a draft?" A half-naked black-haired woman asked.

"Gray, cover up!" A now masculine Ur shouted, making the ice wizard cover up in shame.

"Oh no. This is bad." A white-haired man in a fancy red suit that was Mirajane said.

"Okay, clearly this spell was more complicated than I thought." Levy stated as 'he' was now a muscular man with long spiky hair.

"Hypocrite!" Zeke yelled.

"This is not happening!" A red-haired man in armor panicked.

"Geez, I seriously need a drink." A topless brown-haired man groaned.

"Well, you hear me complaining." A grey-haired woman with an hourglass figure stated. As the now gender-swapped guild grew more and more chaotic, a sweat-dropping Zeke approached the now male Levy.

"I think me and my team are gonna step outside. Try doing it again."

Soon afterwards, Levy managed to reverse the spell and turn everyone back to the right gender. After Natsu burned up the poster in a fit of rage, Team Morningstar explained the events of Galuna Island to Makarov. While he had some reservations about having pirates in the guild, the Fairy Tail master decided to let Alexander and Marianne join as they were the only wizards as the Star Liberators agreed to help with security and clean up for the guild. Alexander got a red guild mark on his eye-patch, Marianne got a yellow on her left forearm and Ur got a black one on the right side of her neck. After this, the guild decided to celebrate both Team Morningstar's success and the new members joining. As the guild partied into the night, a woman in her forties with shoulder-length strawberry-blonde hair, green eyes, an athletic figure, an elaborate green & white uniform, a cross pendant on right wrist and a travel bag draped over her shoulders. She stopped in front of the guild with a smile before kicking open the doors.

"Hey guys! I'm back!" The woman cheerfully said as she entered. The partying wizards looked and anyone who recognized the woman smiled.

"Amelia!" Lyle, Macao and Wakaba cheered.

"Mom!" Zeke said happily as he got up and greeted his mother with a tight hug.

"Hey, handsome." Amelia smiled as she hugged her son. She was then surprised as her husband lifted her and spun, making her laugh.

"Welcome back, baby." Lyle said as he shared a loving kiss with his wife.

"Woah! It's really Amelia!" Lucy fangirled.

"Hey, Mrs. Hudson." Natsu and Alyssa greeted.

"Welcome back!" Happy said as he flew.

"Good to see you too." The strawberry-blonde said. And just like that, Fairy Tail had another reason to party.

Author's note 2: Hey guys, surprised that this chapter got out so soon? Well, that's because I thought that switching genders would be funnier than switching bodies. I do apologize if nobody found this to be funny. But hey, I actually introduced Amelia in this chapter.

Also, don't try to translate any of the chants. It is gibberish I just randomly typed up. But if I somehow did end up typing in a language I never heard of, I apologize if ended up typing obscenities in that language.

(We see chibi versions of Amelia and Lyle standing in front of the job request board.)

Amelia: I can't believe I missed out of the whole Changeling thing.

Lyle: Trust me, it wasn't as fun as it sounded.

Amelia: Oh well. By the way, how did Zeke look as a girl?

Lyle: Actually, he was pretty cute. It was kind of like looking at my daughter.

Amelia: Sorta of makes me wish we had a daughter.

Lyle (With a confident smirk): Well...we can still have one.

Amelia (blushing) : Oh my.

Lyle: Next Time: Morningstar and the Dragon Egg! Time to break through!

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