Ripe 2

Its been so long 3. Revised

WARNING: GETS GRAPHIC

Disclaimer: Not mine

'How did it come to this?' Sakura groaned eyeing the handsome raven haired man before her.

A mask of smugness expression etched his face as he looked down at her from the tip of his aristocratic nose.

"Uchiha"

"Sakura"

Blowing a fringe from her face, she looked over her list.

Blood Pressure. Check. Eye condition. Check. Skin Checkup. Check.

The rolling anticipation that had been gnawing at her whole day was here. The last item on her list Testicular checkup.

"Uchiha, do you understand that I will need to carry out an examination on your genitals by examining your penis, testicles and the surrounding area?" She was dying, she could feel it.

He nodded acknowledging her words.

"Are you happy for me to examine you?" she blushed furiously, but it was medical protocol to ask for the patients consent.

Black orbs momentarily flashed blood red.

"I would be most delighted" was his smooth reply.

"Please remove the rest of your clothing Uchiha and have a sit on the examination chair" indicating at the adjustable examination seat.

His lips twitch at her words, and started divesting himself swiftly of his clothes. The black cloak came off and shirts pants too followed till he was down to his boxers.

Sakura flushed. The intensity of his stare was making the process suffocating. It was ridiculous, she had seen countless of naked male specimens both divine and fine bodies, but this was Sasuke! And it always was different with him.

The last article of clothing finally came off, Sakura's heart tumbling along with it.

Sakura's eyes never wavered from Sasuke as he walked and sat at the edge of the chair.

Her eyes finally trailed down his chest bravely, taking it all it.

Gods,it was no wonder Danzo had ordered Itachi to wipe the rest of the Uchiha Clan. Anything this beautiful should be a sin.

"Lay on your back and part your legs" hoarse voice instructing the raven ninja, taking her time to put on disposable gloves.

Sasuke growled and laying back but propped on his elbows so he could peer at her between his legs, in his full glory.

Sakura's hand shook as she cupped his sac feeling for any bruising or swelling around the area.

Two hands gripped the metal bars beside him. Sasuke flushed reigning in his emotions in check. As his eyes took in the cherry blossom that was currently examining him.

Her medic instinct kicking in, taking over her flustered state. Sea foam eyes scanned his penis for any abrasion, skin changes and scars.

Frowning "have you had any discomfort lately?" she prodded and retracted the foreskin

Sweat had started to form above his brow 'Yes!' he thought with agitation.

"No" he hissed.

Cupping his length in her hand she retracted the foreskin this had caused her to lean in closely, her breath slowly washing over his cock.

"Have you noticed any coloured discharge?"

Eyes clenched tight Sasuke was bordering on edge

"No"

This was the karma coming back to bite him. The gods decided to send his divine punishment in the form of the pink haired doctor, who was now manhandling his package. The humiliation would be he came spilling himself in her hands without even taking her gloves off.

Her thumb accidently swiped over the head of his shaft while examined scrotum for any swelling. His eyes threatening to roll back into his skull at motion.

"Is it painful when I press down?"

Sasuke swallowed, feeling his throat run dry.

"No" voice now hoarse.

He was convinced she was doing this on purpose, retribution for her ice cream treat. He shifted uncomfortably, causing his scrotum to accidently brush against her lips.

She reared her head back her at the same time he wrenched himself away, this time her cheek and nose bumped against the ridge. Her face was scarlet.

'OH MY GOD! I JUST NUZZLED SASUKES DICK'

"Are you done now?!"an agitated Sasuke asked, his face to was equally as red. He wanted to leave and race home and take a cold shower. He needed to pray and repent, he was turning over a new leaf after today.

She bristled in annoyance her face felt like it was on fire.

" Almost. I'm going to use my chakra and search for any abnormalities under the skin, this might feel weird at first. Do not move. We wouldn't want an injury to occur" The green chakra flaring to life at her fingertips her sadistic grin accompanying it.

"Sakura.."

That's all it took, just a swish and flick of her nimble and steady fingers, and she could end the madness of the Uchiha clan the almighty clan lineage once and for all from a testicular checkup gone wrong, Sakura mused.

Sasuke trembled his bloodline spinning into existence. Red orbs following the motions of her hand with severe intensity.

But then life wouldn't be fun anymore.

"Relax, Sasuke-kun im only kiddin-"

BANGGGG

Shigeo slammed open the door, stumbling slightly as his crutches fell onto the floor.

Unknown to him, the loud BANG had alarmed Sakura, she jerked at the sound her head quickly turned to stare open at the gaping door, unaware the chakra had sliced Sasuke scrotum.

A quiet rasp of air escaped Sasuke.

Shigeo jerked his head at the sound, shrieking with hysterics as he eyes took in naked Uchiha with Sakura between his legs a blood pouring from her fingers.

"MY EYES, OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

"Kami! Orochimaru take me now! This is worst then hell" Sasuke hissed out between clenched teeth, hands clenching the steel frames, bending it under his sheer force.

Horrified, crutches lay forgotten on the floor. Shigeo started dragging himself out the room.

"I AM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE TOILET!"

"SASUKE! OH M-! WAIT I'LL FIX IT!" A panicked Sakura applied a glowing hand to the open wound.

Chaos ensued as nurses watched from the open door frame.

The medical room erupting in black flames. A naked Uchiha cursing profusely and seeking the will of the fire for strength. A pink haired medic nin near in tears, trying to cease the flow of blood. A screaming Shigeo reaching out towards them for salvation.

The apathetic nurse looked on with dismay and walked towards the door.

Shigeo smiled with tears of relief watching the nurse walk to him. 'His salvation, his meaning and purpose of li-'

Yura firmly shut the door in his face.

Shutting Shigeo in with 2 of Konoha's infamous sannin.

Looking at the other nurse behind the counter.

"We can't let the fire spread" was her grim response.

The other nurse nodding at her decision tears tumbled at the corner of her eyes from guilt. Sending a silent prayer for Shigeo safety.

Both nurses staring at each other with remorse.

"SAKURA!"

"PUT THE FUCKING FIRE OUT! UCHIHA!"

"I KNEW IT! YOU NEVER FORGAVE ME FOR KNOCKING YOU OUT THAT LAST BATTLE"

"SHANNARO! I'LL END YOUR UCHIHA BLOODLINE RIGHT HERE AND NOW! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU TWICE!"

The chaos continued behind the shut door.

The wail of a tortured man could be heard echoing down the hospital hall.

The patients that occupied the rooms of the hospital huddled under their blankets.

Patients entering hospital pivoted on their heels and went home.

Sakura : 1

Sasuke : 1

Shigeo : -2