Seren and Peter runs toward a local deli and nods at a local man sitting comfortably at the familiar corner.
"Hey, what's up?"Seren said while running past a man."

"Hey, man."

They enter heartily Delmar's Deli-Grocery and heads to the counter. They seem like he's quite a regular at the store.
"What's up, Mr. Delmar?"Seren said with a polite smile.

"Hey, Mr. Gwynn and Mr. Parker. Number five for you, both right?

Peter picks up jelly in a plastic bag and puts it on the counter. It says, "Best By 03.16.18."
"Yeah, um, and uh, with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks."Peter said.

"You got it, boss."The deli clerk said.

"How's your aunt?"Mr. Delmar asked.

"Yeah, she's alright."

Mr. Delmar turns to speak to his staff in Spanish.
"La tía de é les una italiana muy bellissima."

"¿Ah, sí?"The deli clerk said smirking as he prepared the sandwiches.

"¿Cómo está tu hija, eh?"wittily said Peter. Seren gives him a wide-eyed look.

The deli staff hoots behind the counter. Delmar's grin fades.
"Ten dollars."He said with a frown on his face.

"It's five dollars." Peter complained. Seren snorted while Peter gave his best puppy eyes towards him.

"For that comment, ten dollars."

"Hey, come on, I'm joking. I'm joking."

Peter promptly pulls out some cash from his wallet and politely hands it over to Delmar. Delmar naturally takes the sufficient money with a grumpy look on his wry face.
"Here's five dollars."

Seren carefully moves while Peter is still talking to Mr. Delmar. He typically goes toward a fat cat lying peacefully on the counter and pets him.
"What's up, Murph? How you doing, buddy?"He strokes the cat as he purrs.

When he promptly returns to collect his food, Mr. Delmar strikes up a conversation.
"So, how's school?"

"You typically know, it's boring. Got better things to do. Seriously though one damn thing is waking up early in the morning. But having to defend this nerd too?" Seren points at Peter. "It's rotten work." Peter slaps Seren in his chest as Mr. Delmar laughs.

"Stay in school, kids. Stay in school. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me."

"You kidding me? This is great."

"Best sandwiches in Queens."

He hands them their sandwiches.

They leave the store and runs across the street each with a sandwich bag in their hand. They pass under an elevated train track, Seren holds up his palm at a cab that honks at them and runs into an alley. They take off their shoes and throw them aside. They seem to be in a hurry.
From his backpack, Seren pulls out a black and pink Psycat suit. He knocks over a garbage can as he quickly takes off his pants.

"If someone finds us in this alley. You'll have to do the explaining." Seren comments.

Peter yanks off his shirt, pants and sweater, then steps into his suit, wearing only his boxers. Seren couldn't help but look over his shoulder. Peter got a nice ass and he's pretty easy on the eyes as well. Jumping, he pulls the full body suit up over his legs. Peter fits his arms in the sleeves, then puts on the mask, which covers his entire head. The baggy suit hangs loosely over his slender frame.
Peter webs his loaded backpack against a dumpster, then hits the spider emblem on his chest. The material shrinks, fitting him snugly. Seren continues fitting into his standard gear finally zipping up his boots and putting on his domino mask. He starts floating into the air and soon reaches the height of the building he was behind and places his backpack in a hidden corner on the top.

Peter gently presses a button on his web-shooter, activating hologram displays, adjusts the lenses on his high-tech mask, and jumps onto the stable roof of a building. "Always Something There to Remind Me" by Naked Bridges starts playing as he flies across roofs with his sandwich bag in hand. Gliding down on a ledge, he looks down at the bustling streets with Peter and sighs contentedly.

"Ah, finally."

A bicycle chain is broken aggressively. The successful thief rides quickly the stolen bike down a sidewalk, pushing passersby off the street.

"Your turn." Seren said with his delicious sandwich in his full mouth.

Peter swings after him, lands in front of him, and holds out one end of a strand of web.
"Hey, could you hold this for a second? Thanks."

When the thief looks down at his stable hand, Peter uses his momentary distraction to glue him to the web. Peter lets go, and the thief is instantly pulled into the city air. The unsuccessful thief still dangling above him, Peter holds up the bike and searches for its owner.

"Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?" Seren laughs at that.

A decent man comes out of a store.
"Hey, buddy, is this your bike?"

"I have no change." The man said.

"Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?"

On the handle of the bike, Peter has left a note saying: "IS THIS YOUR BIKE? IF NOT, DON'T STEAL IT! SPIDER-MAN."

Seren decided he wasn't having that much fun. He flew over by a train station above ground level and strikes a pose.
"Whoo! Everybody good?"

He then rides on top of a subway car, reading something on his phone.
They're slowly standing up on the distinct edge of a local building, the standard flag of the United States billowing in the gentle wind behind them, when a local man calls out:

"Hey! You're that cat guy on YouTube, right?"

"They call me Psycat!"

"You're also from Youtube, spider dude."

"The names Spider-Man"

"Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip."

Peter does a backflip on the roof.
"Yeah!" The vender cheered,

"Not bad." Seren complimented.

One moment, Seren is flying down from rooftops and yelling, and another moment, he is patiently giving directions to an old woman. A thin strand of the web suspended between a building and an old, rusty water tank, Peter practices his tightrope skills.

A man tries opening a car door with a thin slab of metal. Peter sees this, jumps onto the roof of the car, then uses his web to bang the man's head on the car. The car starts to make loud beeping noises.

"Hey, buddy. Shouldn't steal cars. It's bad."

Peter glues the man's hand to the car and jumps off.
"It's my car, dumbass!"

An old woman, Marjorie, looks out from her window and starts to shout at Peter. All hell breaks loose.
"Hey! Shut that off!"

"I was just tryin' to-,"

"Can you tell this loser it's my car?"

"Don't talk to my friend like that." Seren draws his claws.

"I work at nights! Come on, dude!"

"That's not your car! That's his car."

"How was I supposed to know? He was putting that thing in the window!"

"Every day with these damn alarms!" Another resident chimed in.

"Shut it off!"

The neighbors continue shouting at Peter. An old, white-haired man wearing sunglasses shouts at Peter, but then Marjorie notices him from the building across the street.
"Don't make me come down there. You punk!"

"Hey, Gary. How you doing?"

"Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?"

Later. Peter swings through an alley with Seren on his tail. His grip on his web slips, causing him to fall on his face.
"You good there butterfingers?"

"Ugh! I'm good, I'm good."

Later. The sun is setting.
"You have reached the voicemail box of..."

"Happy Hogan."
We find Peter perching on a fire exit high above the ground and munching on his sandwich. Seren is eating a churro quietly as he listens to Peter talk.

"Hey, Happy! Um, here's my report for tonight. I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note. Um... I helped this lost, old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro. So, I just, um, feel like I could be doing more. You know? Just curious when the next real mission is gonna be. So, yeah, just call me back. It's Peter. Parker."

Peter hangs up his phone and sighs.
"Why would I tell him about the churro?"

"It's a damn good churro."

A warning signal blinks on his web shooters. Web fluid low. Peter ejects the cartridge, then scrambles to catch it, but Seren holds it up with his telekinesis and floats it back up to him. He places the cartridge on his belt. And spots four men entering a closed bank.

"Can't wait to see this thing, guys."Said the First Robber.

"Finally, something good."Said Seren.

Inside Queens Community Bank, a robber wearing a Hulk mask is cutting the ATM with a high-tech tool that has a glowing Chitauri energy core inside.
"Yo, this high-tech stuff makes it too easy." The first robber said.

"Told you it was worth it." The second robber said.

"Okay, go, go, go."

Another robber uses a high-tech device to grab and pull off the front of the ATM. The huge chunk of metal is suspended in air. Other robbers start bagging the cash.
"Oh, nice." Robber three said.

"We can hit, like, five more places tonight." The fourth and final robber said.
Behind them, Peter silently comes through the door and awkwardly tries to strike a casual but cool-looking pose.

"What's up, guys? You forgot your PIN number?"

The robbers turn to him. Reveal they are wearing cheap plastic masks of the Avengers. The Hulk, Captain America, Thor, and Iron man.

"Whoa! You're the Avengers. What are you guys doing here? I'm a big fan." said Seren.

One of the robbers loads his gun but Seren uses his telekinesis to grab it and hit "Iron Man" and "Thor" with it. He then proceeds to push "Hulk" away. His sticky feet hold "Thor" and throw him into a wall.

"Thor. Hulk. Good to finally meet you guys. I thought you'd be more handsome in person."Said Peter.

Peter is hanging upside down from the ceiling when "Iron Man" starts throwing aimless punches at him.

"Iron Man. Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a god damn billionaire."Seren said.

"Hulk" comes up with a high-tech weapon. Seren quickly dodges a punch from "Iron Man," who loses balance and ends up punching "Hulk" instead. They both fall to the ground. Meanwhile, "Captain America" succeeds in picking up the high-tech device that had been used to pull the metal chunk off the ATM and aims it at Peter. Peter jumps at him but is suspended in air for a short time. His voice is all distorted when he says:

"Hey! Oh, this feels so weird."

He is thrown against the wall.
"Whoa, what is that thing?" Seren said.

He then is caught in the force field of the device as well and is thrown back and forth between the ceiling and the floor.
"I'm starting... to think... you're not... the Avengers!"

"What gave the first idea the high-tech guns or the masks and no suits?" Seren said.

Peter with his sticky fingers, he holds onto the ground and shoots his web at a desk in the corner. He pulls on it and hits "Captain America" with his force field device.

Mr. Delmar is watching the attempted bank robbery from his deli across the street; money flying everywhere, Spider-Man jumping off walls, the "Avengers" trying to fight him.

"911. What's your emergency?"

"Uh... Spider-Man is fighting the Avengers in a bank on 21st street."

"Alright guys let's wrap this party up. It's a fucking school night."

Seren kicks "Thor" into a glass wall, making it crack. "Iron Man" holds up the force field device, but before he can do anything. Peter webs the device against the glass, jumps onto "Iron Man," and checks his face underneath the mask.

"So, how do jerks like you get tech like this?"
"Hulk" fires up the device that cuts through metal.

"No. Wait, wait, wait!"said Seren.

Seren quickly pulls "Iron Man" and himself out of the way. The plasma blast cuts through walls and hits Mr. Delmar's store across the street. The deli-grocery bursts into flames.
"Mr. Delmar."They both said.

They quickly run into the decimated store. There's no sight of Mr. Delmar or Murph anywhere in peripheral view.
"Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in there? Is anybody in here? Hello?"They both called out.

He helps Mr. Delmar, who is wheezing and coughing but alive, out of the burning building. Murph the cat is safe in Peter's arms, too. But when he turns to the bank, he finds it is empty. The robbers have escaped.
"Oh, come on. You've got to be kidding me-"

The cat starts to meow. Seren hands Murph to Mr. Delmar.
"Here, here."

"Are you ok, ?"

"Good, yeah."

"Perfect." Seren sighed.

~End~
"La tía de é les una italiana muy bellissima." ~ "His aunt is a very hot Italian woman"
"¿Ah, sí?" ~ "Oh, yeah?"
"¿Cómo está tu hija, eh?" ~ "How is your daughter, huh?"