Shout out to Izi Wilson, QueenLittleWolf, DragonEmperor999 for the support. I did add Ruby in the 'Evil Like Me' number, so when you get to that part, Mal's singing will be in plain italics. Ruby's in bold. Both in bold underline. And Maleficent in bold italic.
Enjoy.
The three girls arrived at the room that they would be sharing for a time, and couldn't help but gawk. Two in disgust and one in delight. The room was so, pink and frilly, and pink.
"Wow. This place is so amaz-" Evie started to gush.
"Gross." Mal and Ruby cut her off
"I know right, amazingly gross." Evie quickly corrected, but smile when she knew the other twp weren't looking.
"We are gonna' need some serious sunscreen." Ruby said squinting at the bright sunlight coming through the open windows.
"Yeah." Evie agreed.
"Guys." Mal snapped and they each moved to one of the windows drawing the curtains. "Whew, that's much better." Mal said dropping her bag onto the single bed which left Evie and Ruby, to the bunk-bed, Ruby claimed the bottom which forced Evie to take the top one, though she clearly was unhappy.
"We better go check on the guys. I know they've gotten into something by now." Ruby suggested and the other girls nodded.
When they arrived at the boy's room they were envious. They had a large flat screen mounted on the wall where Carlos was playing some type of fighting game, they had two four poster beds, their room was basically like a lair.
"Jay, what're you doing?" Ruby questioned and she joined him near his bed where he was pulling various items from different parts of his clothes.
"Okay, what's the point?"
"Well babe, it's like buying whatever I want. Except it's free." He said opening up a laptop then setting it on the bed with his other things.
"Okay," Ruby said as she picked up a cell-phone. "You could do that, or you can leave all this hear and pick it up when we take over the world." She threw the phone back onto the bed.
"Ruby you sound just like your Godmother." Evie commented as she sat on the other bed inspecting her nails.
"Thank you."
"You do it your way." He reached behind his back then when his hand came back round, in it he held a small replica of a crown, the one that was sat at the front of the limo they arrived in earlier. "And I'll do it mine." He held up the little crown then tossed it to her, which she quickly caught.
"Die suckers!" Carlos' shout at the TV interrupted their small moment. "Jay you gotta' come try this out. It's awesome." He said offering Jay the controllers, with a glance at Ruby he snatched them from Carlos and started playing the game, and he quickly got really into it.
"Guys!" Mal shouted getting everyone's attention. "Do I have to remind you all why we're here?" She continued.
"Fairy Godmother," Jay looked back then went back to his game. "Blah, blah, blah, Magic wand. Blah, blah, blah." Everyone except Mal chuckled.
"This is our one chance to prove ourselves to our parents." Mal started again. "To prove that we are evil, and vicious, and ruthless, and cruel. Yeah?" Mal finished, staring at each one of her friends daring them to question her, nobody wants o prove themselves to their parents more than Mal. "Evie mirror me." She commanded everyone gathered around the table as Evie dug her magic mirror from her purse.
"Mirror, mirror on the- in my hand. Where does Fairy Godmother's wand stand?" The mirroe shimmered then it revealed a beautiful white wand.
"There it is." Mal commented.
"Zoom out." Ruby suggested.
"Magic mirror, not so close." Evie whispered to the mirror, and it zoomed out, way out. To show an image of the earth. "Closer. Closer. Closer." Evie urged.
"Can I go back to my game now, I'm on level three?" Carlos questioned.
"Stop!" Jay shouted.
"It's in a museum." Mal clarified.
"Do we know where that is?" Ruby asked.
Carlos began typing on the laptop Jay had stolen. "2.3 miles from here." He said turning the screen around.
Mal looked at the group and nodded. "Let's move." Mal was the first to move, going to the door and peeking out making sure that no one was roaming the halls. "Come on." She called back and everyone rushed out behind her. Save for Carlos who hung back to finish his game.
"Carlos!" Ruby hissed.
"Coming!" He called back running from the room while pulling on his jacket.
"Check your mirror." Mal commanded Evie as they ran down the front steps of the museum.
"Why is my mascara smudged?" Evie asked quickly checking herself.
"Yeah. And while you're at it, see if you can find us the wand." Mal said annoyed.
"Oh right. This way." Evie said now leading the group towards the door. They made it to the entrance of the museum, where on lone security guard was stationed, and in the centre of the room was Maleficent's spinning wheel, the one that she used to trick Sleeping Beauty.
"That's your mother's spinning wheel?" Jay questioned snickering.
"Yeah, kinda dorky." Carlos added also snickering.
"It's magic, it doesn't have to look scary." Mal defended her mother. "Magic spindle do not linger. Make my victim prick a finger." Mal recited from her spell book.
The guard yawned widely but otherwise nothing happened.
"Impressive." Jay joked once again.
Carlos held up his arm for emphasis. "Yeah, I got chills."
Mal groaned. "Do it with me Ruby, maybe it'll be stronger." Mal suggested and Ruby nodded. "Prick the finger," Mal started.
"Prick it deep," Ruby continued. "Send our enemy off to sleep." They finished together.
The guard slowly stood, and looked around the room. Very slowly he curiously approached the spindle, then hesitantly reached out a finger to touch it. Ht pricked his finger, then laid himself down on the raised platform, curled himself in a ball, then fell asleep.
"Not so dorky now huh?" Mal boasted, then reached for the handle of the door, only to find it locked.
"Stand back." Jay spoke smugly, and then backed away from the group.
"Make it easy make it quick. Open up. Without a kick."
The doors flew open just as Jay charged with a loud yell, jumping to kick them open but instead just flew in, landing on his butt.
The three girls laughed as they walked past him, Ruby gave him a pat on the head. "Coming?" Mal asked him teasing.
They snuck past the sleeping guard while gazing around the room.
"Carlos!" Ruby whisper-yelled.
"Coming!"
"So close!" Evie told them as they ran down a hallway towards the wand. "Upstairs!"
They passed by a bunch of different artifacts, but paused upon seeing an exhibit titled. 'Gallery of Villains'. Everyone's parents were in their, looking as evil as they ever had been.
"Mommy?" Evie questioned staring at the statue of her mother holding Snow White's poisoned apple.
"Killer." Jay commented staring at his father.
"I'll never forget mother's day again." Carlos said staring at the statue of his mother chasing some Dalmatians.
"Mother?" Ruby questioned in confusion staring at the face-painted woman with the bug head in the back of room. Ruby had never actually seen her real mother, having been raised on the Isle by Maleficent, but shouldn't she feel, something, staring at her mother's statue. Love? Fear? Anything?
"Well the wand's not here. Let's bounce." Jay said snapping everyone out of their trance. "Let's go." Jay urged and everyone except Mal and Ruby turned to leave. They two girls stayed and stepped closer to Maleficent statue.
"Look at you look at me, I don't know who to be. Mother." Mal sung softly.
"Is it wrong is it right, be a thief in the night." Ruby added.
"Mother?"
"Tell us what to do."
"Guys come on." Evie's voice called to the as she came back to the entrance then left again.
They moved to follow her but a sudden evil laugh made them turn back around, in disbelief. Maleficent's statue had come to life.
"Don't be so serious darlings." She said still cackling.
"I was once like you young girls, slightly insecure,
Argued with my mother too,
Thought I was mature,
But I out my heart aside and I used my head.
Now I think it's time you learned, what dear old mama said."
Maleficent threw up her hands and began walking down the steps.
"Don't you wanna be Evil Like me?
Don't you wanna' be mean?
Don't you wanna make mischief, your daily routine?
Well you could spend your life attending to the poor.
But when you're evil doing less, is doing more.
Don't you wanna be ruthless?
And rotten?
And mad?
Don't you wanna' be very, very good at being bad?"
She spun her sceptre wildly, then pointed it to the daughter and God-daughter.
"I have tried my whole life long,
To do the worst I can." She set her sceptre aside and sat between the two of them on the stairs.
"Clawed my way to victory,
Built my master plan." She stood and grabbed her sceptre stepping up on the step above them.
"Now the time has come my dears,
For two to take their place.
Promise me, you'll try to be.
An absolute disgrace." She stepped between them and cackled again, then bumped them both to stand on the floor.
"Don't you wanna' be Evil Like Me?
Don't you wanna' be cruel?
Don't you wanna' be nasty?
And brutal?
And cool?
And when you grab that wand that's when your aim begins." Surprisingly she tossed her sceptre to Mal who, caught it and stared at it in awe.
"Who wants an Evil Queen?
Without a sack of sins." She clapped once and Mal immediately tossed the sceptre back.
"Don't you wanna' be heartless?
And hardened?
As stone?
Don't you wanna be finger lickin' Evil to da' bone?"
Maleficent suddenly began flying and blue flames appeared all around the perimeter of the room.
"This is not for us to ponder, this was pre-ordained.
Yes, us three will rule together.
Freedom soon regained.
Mistress of the Universe.
Powerful and strong." She landed on her platform where her statue once stood.
"Daughters,
Hear me.
Help me.
Join me." She tossed her sceptre again this time down to Ruby who caught it and stared in the same amazement as Mal did.
"Won't you sing along?"
Ruby smirked at Mal while she took hold of one end of the sceptre and Mal took the other, they raised it and kicked as if they were chorus girls.
"Yes we're gonna' be evil it's true.
Never gonna think twice."
"And we're gonna' be vengeful." Ruby said tugging the sceptre closer to her.
"And spiteful." Mal responded tugging the sceptre towards her.
"That's nice." Maleficent commented from her spot watching.
"In just an hour or two our future's safe and sure," Mal and Ruby still held onto the sceptre, as they made their way up the steps to Maleficent.
This mother, daughter act,
Is going out on tour."
"If you wanna' be Evil,
And awful." Maleficent pun them around so they now stood where she was, each holding onto the sceptre with one hand, as equals.
"And free!" Maleficent took her sceptre back and led them down the stairs.
"Then you should thank your lucky stars." She banged her staff once and the ceiling turned to a view of the night sky.
"That you were born the girls you are." She tapped the sceptre to each of their shoulders.
"The daughter of two evilicious Queens.
Like me!" Maleficent flew once again, and finished with an evil laugh as green lightning bolts lit up behind her.
"Hey!" another voice chimed in and they turned to see Evie behind them once again. "I found the wand. C'mon. Let's go"
Mal and Ruby looked at each other then back to Maleficent's statue wondering if they had just imagined the entire thing.
Evie led them to a balcony that was shining a blue spotlight and when they looked over it, there was the wand.
"There it is." Evie told them.
"Whoo!" Jay cheered than took off running down the stairs. The others following close behind.
When they were finally in front of the wand, they all just stared in awe for a moment. That is until Jay started crawling under the railing that separated them from the wand.
"Jay don't!" Ruby warned but he just smirked at her and continued on.
"Wait! No! Don't!" Mal called out to him as he made a move to reach for the wand, but the barrier around it shot him back over the railing, then a loud alarm went off making them cover their ears.
"A force field and a siren?" Carlos complained.
"That's just a little excessive." Jay commented as he pulled himself up off the ground.
"I told you no!"Ruby shouted at him.
"Not the time, lovebirds! Let's go!" Mal commanded sternly and they all quickly ran from the room and back the way they came, just barely making it past the security guard.
They ran through the entrance but Carlos had stopped to, cease the alarms and answer the phone.
"Carlos!" Ruby hissed again this time out of fear from being caught.
"You're welcome." He sassed then ran to catch up.
"Way to go Jay, no we have to go to school tomorrow." Mal complained as they ran back towards the school.
